Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 417 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,644 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,942 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,298
While that video is a good summary of Mald being Mald, whoever made it is also completely retarded. What else did they expect? Furryman streams 18 hours a day while receiving constant hate (deservedly so). His brain is completely fried. No way he is going to keep up with random chatter messages, he will just assume the chatter is false flagging or trying to do some concern trolling and twist anything that is posted so he can keep acting like the victim.
It is funny whenever a small drama sloptuber says something like "I reached out to the creator for their comment but... they didn't respond" like yeah obviously, it's kind of crazy to think they would in the first place
 
It is funny whenever a small drama sloptuber says something like "I reached out to the creator for their comment but... they didn't respond" like yeah obviously, it's kind of crazy to think they would in the first place
The opposite happens as well, like when Gamers Nexus shit on Linus Tech Tips, Linus threw a tantrum that GN didn't reach out to him prior to publishing their video... as if they had any fucking reason to other than to allow Linus to try some attempt at bribery or other damage control.

It also allows them to pretend they aren't producing something as slop as it really is, like whenever something happens on the local news "WABC 6pm news reached out for comment but didn't receive anything in response" type shit to try and sound more professional than they really are.
 
When does he stop giving us a reason to hate him? It's like every time I come back into here I find a renewed lower level of Hell that jason personally writes himself into deserving what the fuck man
That'll happen when he grows the fuck up, publicly admits he was wrong(about everything), and drops all of the bullshit to actually spend time working on his game.

So basically never.
 
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MeatCanyon just drew him recently
it would be kinda funny to see how MeatCanyon's take on Jason Thor Hall.

probably its along the lines of...

"I AM NOT A NEPO BABY!!!!!! I DONT ALWAYS TALK ABOUT MY HISTORY WITH BLIZZARD WHICH I SPENT 7 YEARS IN BECAUSE ITS NOT RELEVANT TO WHO I AM NOW SINDE MY DAD WAS ONE OF THE FIRST 10 PEOPLE AT BLIZZARD AND THERES NO WAY A 2ND GENERATION BLIZZARD EMPLOYEE LIKE I WAS QUALIFIES AS A NEPO BABY, SINCE I DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT! ITS EVERYONE DIGGING THROUGH MY LIFE AND TALKING ABOUT THE 7 YEARS I WORKED AT BLIZZARD BY SAYING I ONLY WORKED THERE FOR 6 YEARS AND 4 MONTHS WHOSE OBSESSED! I AM JUST A TALENTED HACKER, PROGRAMMER, EX-EMPLOYEE OF BLIZZARD FOR 7 YEARS AND SELF-MADE CONTENT CREATOR! FUCK YOU GUYS AND IM GOING TO COPYRIGHT STRIKE ANYONE WHO SHOWS CLIPS OF ME SAYING I WORK AT BLIZZARD FOR 7 YEARS BECAUSE I DID NOT DOXX THEM LIKE THEY'RE DOXXING ME BY MENTIONING THAT SECRET LIFE OF MINE OF WORKING AT BLIZZARD FOR 7 YEARS."
 
And he admitted that he was never a coder and just learned some of it on the side and would have to learn GameMaker from scratch. Which he did, and this is where he is at now.

I don't know if he did this to spite Jason but he sure as hell is making him look even worse every single time he actually works on his game - on stream even.

Back when his dad was cutting his teeth in the tech industry, it was common for tech companies like Sysco to pull people out of their call center and pay for them to get educated as needed. Then they put an Indian in power of hiring and the H1B menace began.
 
A code snippet from Slop News Network's video on Jason was posted on twitter a bunch. In response Jason was replying to every post saying that it was a work in progress and wasn't in production. I checked the code from the release version of Heartbound and found an exact match. This confirms that he lied about the code not being in production.

I used the latest Steam release of Heartbound, and Undertale Mod Tool. The script shown is gml_Object_obj_deerbridge_talker_rhode_Create_0

Link to tweet: https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945359495343038699
 

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It is funny whenever a small drama sloptuber says something like "I reached out to the creator for their comment but... they didn't respond" like yeah obviously, it's kind of crazy to think they would in the first place
In journalism its supposed to be viewed as like an admission of guilt or wrong doing. Or at least like sway the viewer towards that sort of opinion in the a subject. The intent is psychological mostly. they arent actually hoping for a response. Its just there to provide like some confirmation bias or whatever to the story they laid out prior.
 
if he actually DID quit law school for that, I could see that. Especially since pirate conned his way to the top, and once people grow wise to this, hes not getting that back.
Any bets on Kronos being a furry on top of it all? Like I said earlier Jason's "legal team" is an a outright lie, his father pretty much disowed him for his faggotry, laughing retards from distance hasn't been this fun in a while.
 
Any bets on Kronos being a furry on top of it all? Like I said earlier Jason's "legal team" is an a outright lie, his father pretty much disowed him for his faggotry, laughing retards from distance hasn't been this fun in a while.
It could be 500:1 odds in favor of not being a furry and I'd still not put a dollar down.

I get the feeling that anyone in the inner circle is a weird pervert furry.
 
And any programmer worth their salt knows that pre-emptive code is bad code. Keep things simple. Preemptively writing stuff "just in case" is the kind of philosophy that accumulates technical debt and makes your code more difficult to maintain. Considering Jason's current code velocity, one can only imagine how much clutter creeps within those digital halls.
Care to explain why for us non-coders out there?
 
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