Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[HansKlokBier]

Asmon is live and again dickriding mald.

becuz he had a hard time with dark souls in the past, and was a little bitch boy about it. He says he has a connection with Mald. And also there in the same talent agency from Asmon = called Mythic. Thats why he's defending him so much...

 

[Billy Bong]

The man has become a content machine!

 

[Colon capital V]

This place is truly fucking magical. Only on the Farms will you come across spergs guntguarding their favorite fake e-celebs and once they powerlevel the tiniest details about their lives will you find out they're a pedophilic furfag who ports porngames as a hobby.
Truly special

 

[DunwichSkeleton]

I am once again, humbly requesting we get back to discussing the other furfag, y'know the one the thread is actually about? To bring things back on topic it seems ol' Maldy has really turned the public opinion on himself.

 

[The Wokest]

What IS his real voice anyway?
Low T faggy voice?

This is him speaking without his juiced EQ but he's actively trying real hard to put a deep voice... So not a benchmark either, I wonder how he really sounds like.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

I've been reading over the thread, and noticed that at least three times mald has borderline threatened anyone who shits on him with consequences. Also, someone mentioned that him and baldy are part of the same media agency. As everyone knows, mald values clout over everything else. I wonder if he's attempting to pull strings behind the scenes to keep people in line.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

What IS his real voice anyway?
Low T faggy voice?

This is him speaking without his juiced EQ but he's actively trying real hard to put a deep voice... So not a benchmark either, I wonder how he really sounds like.

Ok imagine that skinnyfat guy that works in your work IT department.
That's his voice.
That's all you need to imagine.
Unless you don't have a job, in which case imagine you have a job first.

 

[Fren]

What IS his real voice anyway?
Low T faggy voice?

This is him speaking without his juiced EQ but he's actively trying real hard to put a deep voice... So not a benchmark either, I wonder how he really sounds like.

God, where is the Batman movie theatre psycho when you need him?

 

[Flame War Vet]

It'll be funny if this silly WoW drama will be the thing that kills his streaming career and not the fact that he scammed his Kickstarter backers.

 

[Camo Fox]

I am once again, humbly requesting we get back to discussing the other furfag, y'know the one the thread is actually about? To bring things back on topic it seems ol' Maldy has really turned the public opinion on himself.

Well what I’ve learnt from my time at Blizzard as chief janitor it is 100% impossible for derailment to not occur on these popular threads, as demonstrated by my diagram below

 

[The Tall Man]

(earlier post about Reddit account since I forgot to quote it here)
This account that posts about guns and computers has posts in /r/pittsburgh.
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What's this? More accounts named Sarkath who are also from Pittsburgh?

Spoiler: 411

Xitter account
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Maldavius Figtree's strongest soldier

DeviantArt (A), in which he lists the above Twitter account:
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YouTube (A):
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Rule #1 of the Internet: Don't give your real-name twitter account the same name as your furry porn game piracy forum account

Mald's Top Guy

 

[itogi]

What IS his real voice anyway?
Low T faggy voice?

Here's him in 2017, before the deep voice grift

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

What IS his real voice anyway?
Low T faggy voice?

This is him speaking without his juiced EQ but he's actively trying real hard to put a deep voice... So not a benchmark either, I wonder how he really sounds like.

Actually, now that I look at that Youtube video, why does the thumbnail of Maldavious' soyface look so familiar?

Separated at birth?

 

[FormerPro]

I accidentally stumbled on this retard last year when there was a bit of drama when an Apex Legends tournament was hacked and a few of the players went on stream with him to give "interviews". By the fourth time I heard him deliver his incredibly gay scripted introduction speech about how he he's banned 2 million cheaters, has 4 black belts from NASA and won the Triwizard tournament I realized he was an absolute clown and left it at that. He only ever popped into my mind to briefly annoy me whenever one of his cancer Youtube shorts was forced upon me where he has paint open to draw a diagram to wrongly explain a very simple adult topic.

Little did I know he was not only a clown, but a degenerate, furry, narcissistic, grifting, cowardly clown who's awful at WoW and now I have nearly 200 pages to go through detailing why.

Also is there a class all these narcissists who can't face the mildest form of criticism go to learn the playbook? Whenever one of them gets exposed it's straight onto twitter with the "I've been getting DEATH THREATS!" post without fail like they just have it in the drafts waiting to send?

 

[Mikhail Tukhachevsky]

It'll be funny if this silly WoW drama will be the thing that kills his streaming career and not the fact that he scammed his Kickstarter backers.

I think the backers have started to lose patience the last few months, and realized they're getting scammed. It only needs one medium sized commentary YouTuber to talk about it to get some steam

 

[MaldingFerretEnjoyer]

https://www.twitch.tv/sunglitters/clip/CrypticSingleRedpandaCoolStoryBob-_Fd_zCPuzZ2SKFDz

People he's done dungeons with before making fun of him. You love to see it.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Also is there a class all these narcissists who can't face the mildest form of criticism go to learn the playbook? Whenever one of them gets exposed it's straight onto twitter with the "I've been getting DEATH THREATS!" post without fail like they just have it in the drafts waiting to send?

Getting called a nigger or told to kys is base level internet banter. Level 0. You'd think someone who has been on the internet for 30+ years and 20+ years in the tech field would have been forged in the fire and flames of the early web.....

 

[ADHD Mate]

Getting called a nigger or told to kys is base level internet banter. Level 0. You'd think someone who has been on the internet for 30+ years and 20+ years in the tech field would have been forged in the fire and flames of the early web.....

He is, and so are most of furries tbh. This is just cold calculated crybulling.
They do it because it works, not because they genuinely feel anything from those threats.

 

[Relinquish]

FYI, this thread is blowing up and about 750+ of the guests are active in it.

I don't have much to add but I just wanted to say that I'm very proud that many people outside of our niche community are enjoying the collaborative info we gathered here in this thread. It's quite silly to think that I had doubts that remaking the OP would be worth it and now here we are. I'm very proud of the OP I made

 

[Hellion]

The man has become a content machine!

Preservetube link so we don't lose this masterpiece if Mald and his minions try to strike it.