Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,275
Youtuber thrust into popularity by abusing algorithm and pumping out thousands of shit videos becomes laughing stock of the internet for being terrible at games and refusing to take any accountability or mild criticism, instead bunkers down, bans any dissenting opinions and decries evil anonymous internet boogiemen that have orchestrated a worldwide conspiracy to take him down.

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Could this be the second coming? The prince that was promised?
Alot of people were comparing the outer wilds shit to when Phil plays elden ring and it's spot on. Like when Phil would get mogged for an hour playing like a clueless gout having retard. Just to immediately beat a boss after a bathroom break where he just so happened to figure out the same meta ass million view plus strat for that specific boss. They both view not using the guide or being handheld by chat as something that reflects on their stature as gamers or men I guess or some shit idk. Def both got that same weird ego complex with gaming.


I don't see the smoking gun here. The guy likes ferrets, he takes care of some, obviously uses it to grift as well. You ever seen some of the shelters out there
Ferret shelter isn't a real thing though. Thats only a problem cause people like mald. If there weren't retards who bought 10+ ferrets and contribute to over breeding there wouldn't be ferrets in shelters. I'm not even judging people for owning ferrets but the idea i or anyone is supposed to feel for some theoretical ferrets in a shelter is fucking gay. Thats not a real problem. Thats a made up problems retards like you contribute to.

Mald specifically here kinda the person you should be mad at cause not only does he provide the demand for the overbreeding of ferrets that ends up in shelters. He also kinda trivializes ferret ownership to a large and easily influenced audience witch just exacerbates the shelter problem.

Idc about ferret seizures btw lol I cut that out your post but that had me laughing. They are cute and neat creatures but in a perfect world they would just have a sezuire and die in the wild eating some mushroom like nature intended until silly fedora wearing retards with 0 hygiene decided to force them into their homes.
 
Oh you're right. I don't see him breaking any records but at the same time, I'm not sure what the result will be, other than quiet embarassment.
Shit, I also forgot about the gamejam he's running right now. That's some top tier lulz when you realize how many games will get made and finished in the jam before heartbound.
 
Shit, I also forgot about the gamejam he's running right now. That's some top tier lulz when you realize how many games will get made and finished in the jam before heartbound.
Iirc the game jams has a theme that they have to abide to but I wonder if any of them are ballsy enough to sneak in roaches somehow :story:

Sounds like too much effort to troll but one can dream :story:
 
Iirc the game jams has a theme that they have to abide to but I wonder if any of them are ballsy enough to sneak in roaches somehow :story:

Sounds like too much effort to troll but one can dream :story:
That's a HUGE possibility considering the bot shit already submitted to the jam. itch.io/jam/pirate
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Shit, I also forgot about the gamejam he's running right now. That's some top tier lulz when you realize how many games will get made and finished in the jam before heartbound.
"Tin foil hat theory" - He using this GameJam's to "got inspiration" how to implement certain things in coding wise...

Bit far fetched because i dont know the contestant required to send the source or not and also i don't see Mald has the capacity to decompil shits and working back his way from basic...
 
"As a mage you cannot run, your job is to help people run, your fucking job is to hit the fucking rank 1 nova and fucking rank 1 blizzard and save your team, bastard!. That's your fucking job, nova is 40 mana at level 1, bastard! Piece of shit rat! How disgustingl... How can you do that to a fucking level 60 party ?"
I spent way too much time trying to figure out this WoW stuff:

Imagine a military raid against the Vietcong.
Private Jason was chosen as helicopter gunner because of his self-proclaimed 20 years combat experience in the jungle and unprecedented skills with vehicle mounted machine guns. He's also kind of an asshole in criticizing the other helicopter gunners' skill. Did you know his dad used to be the Marine Corps lead helicopter gunner?

So Jason is manning the helicopter that gives support, hovering a mile afar, the rest of his squad is engaging the enemy in close combat. But the Vietcong overwhelm them with greater numbers, and the squad leader calls a retreat.
Jason's job would've been to lay down suppressing fire. It's not complicated, you don't need to aim well, a child could've done it. Just spray bursts in the general direction of the enemy. It forces the enemy to keep their heads down and slows their advance, so your squad can fall back to your position.

Jason is taking a look at his huge ammo cache while he deliberates for a second. He drops the gun and fucks off in the helicopter. Everyone else gets slaughtered while he flies into the sunset.

When confronted, Jason sits on his comically huge ammo box, filled to the brim so the lid doesn't even close properly, and explains how his gun was out of bullets. There was nothing he could've done, he's not risking his life just because the rest of the squad was stupid enough to draw the Vietcong's attention. Squad leader called a retreat, we're supposed to follow his orders, what the fuck do you want from me?

Miraculously he has neither been court-martialed nor "fragged", which is the killing of a soldier deemed dangerous to the company by other fellow soldiers.
It was found that while the likelihood is high that there would've been no casualties, had Jason held position for a few minutes at little risk to himself, it cannot be definitely proven he "got his squad killed", and technically the order to retreat had been given.

Now every time there is a side-eye, snickering or slightest hint of apprehension at the base, Jason absolutely flips his shit.
He eventually gets discharged, not because of the botched mission, but because he's such an unlikeable asshole.


Did I finally understand this virgin WoW shit well enough? jk, I love you nerds

Conveniently glossed over "Felix appears to have had a seizure and overheated both Finn and him as a result" which was due to Jason and pooner's lack of knowledge on how to house ferrets.
Your point is always judged by your weakest arguments. This thread gets a ton of new visitors, and we already debated the possibility of Jason false flagging to destroy KF's credibility.
I believe the current ferret discourse does exactly that.

Check your quote again: The one ferret overheated the other. It wasn't something to do with the housing.
The other ferret survived. Now they're installing IR cameras. Freak accidents happen and are hard to anticipate.
(Mald could be lying though.)

We have the same KF users 1) posting that Mald is evil for allowing the slightest of risks and not running an ICU for every single ferret, and then, on the same page, 2) winner-reacting a post saying Mald is evil for wasting any medical resources at all on a pet with an average life span of only 5 years.
As if the meds given to the ferrets were causing a shortage for human patients!
Desperate handwringing, throwing out contradictory arguments to support a foregone conclusion.

Lots of normie eyes on the thread. Again, we talked about false flagging before.
Now some of you create "Ferret Auschwitz" websites or sling around sexual abuse allegations... when the ferrets are live-streamed and the medical stuff seems to be publicly documented.
You do realize how it makes this thread look to the outside world?

@Shuhalo put the real problem nicely into words.
The ferrets are first and foremost another prop for the Level 60 Grand Narcissist of the Goblin Klan. Everything else is downstream from there. Being able to say he owns X number of ferrets will always trump any considerations about ferret well-being. Turning away a ferret would require accepting lack of omnipotence, thus impossible for him.
Did you know his dad worked at Blizzard and he owns 45 ferrets?
 
That's a HUGE possibility considering the bot shit already submitted to the jam. itch.io/jam/pirate
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That's mald's gamejam? The fuck?

Also, I don't really use AI much but I clicked on grok on some gamernexus tweet for a summary cause shit was too long and ended up asking the community consensus on it. Decided to check on mald's drama. Kinda neat.

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or tax issues
he's running it as part of Pirate Software. This sounds like its not quite right, and the "Nature of Business" in the below Business Filing doesn't list anything to do with Ferret Care, perhaps you could interpret the Ferret Software Livestream as Streaming/selling Merchandise.
What really irks me is that his 100% intermingling this money & might not be today but it'll definitely come back to be a problem for him. I just can't understand not wanting to set yourself up as a 501(c) and divest the two separate entities.
There is literally nothing here.

Jason will not get into any IRS kind of troubles with this. He's making money with streaming and merchandise, the ferrets are a means to an end (aka business expenses). As long as he pays his taxes, he's golden.
He is a streamer offering digital goods and services, and selling merchandise.

There is nothing legally requiring him to use the "ferret income" only for "ferret expenses". There does not even need to be such a thing as distinct "ferret income" and "ferret expenses" in his bookkeeping.
It's all the same revenue stream, going into his pocket (his company), and he gets to freely decide how he spends it.

If he turned it into a separate 501c3, that would require far more accountability and he couldn't freely use the income. It would only be tax fraud, as he claimed, if he continued using the "ferret income" for himself and/or his other business avenues.
501 would vastly reduce the tax burden, meaning he'd be able to invest 100% of the money he gets for the ferrets into actually caring for the ferrets. His fans would even be able to use the donations as deductibles!

A 501 would also greatly reduce the options to enrich himself from it, so naturally he doesn't do it. He would only be able to pay himself a reasonable salary. The only reason to NOT turn this into a 501 is because Jason makes more from it every month than what is a reasonable salary for a major streamer.
But in the minds of his retarded minions, it's still a charity (which it is not).

He's not scamming his community by the strictest definition of scamming, but definitely being his usual dishonest self again. The ferret shelter does not exist as a separate business entity. It is his business.
But instead of saying "yeah guys I make money as a streamer and use some of it to feed the way too many ferrets I own, watch em here", he spins up this big brain thing about how it actually is this big selfless altruistic operation and the only reason he is technically on paper not a charity is this meaningless legalese fine print.

Again, Jason is a dishonest piece of shit grifter, but he's not doing anything breaking tax code (that we know about) in how he handles his business.

Imagine Linus from LTT buying some tech gizmo (business expense) and using it in one or more videos and streams (generating business revenue). The gizmo, depending on value, is either a direct tax write-off ("immediate expense") or written off over time ("fixed asset depreciation"/"MACRS").
There is no "gizmo revenue", it does not separately get tracked what part of the income the gizmo is responsible for, the IRS does not care if the "Nature of Business" says something with gizmo in it, and it does not require Linus to set up another entity if he wants to also start making travel vlogs.

IRS cares about two things mostly: Did you declare all income? Did you correctly file the expenses?
You could be selling crack and children on Epstein island, and those questions would still be the only thing the IRS cares about.
Jason could be sodomizing the ferrets to death for crypto, and the IRS would only require him to prove that he did declare all earned bitcoins as income, and that he really did sodomize every ferret he wrote off as business expense.

Hope this was understandable even without voice mod and MS paint. Some of you mfs never ran a business and it shows. No hate.
 
what is the actual meaning of "roach" does it simply mean someone who runs away while his team fights?
He got called a cockroach because he scuttled off instead of chucking out a frost nova so people started with the roach thing.
 
Imagine a military raid against the Vietcong.
Private Jason was chosen as helicopter gunner because of his self-proclaimed 20 years combat experience in the jungle and unprecedented skills with vehicle mounted machine guns. He's also kind of an asshole in criticizing the other helicopter gunners' skill. Did you know his dad used to be the Marine Corps lead helicopter gunner?
All he had to do was rain fire (and ice) down on Charlie and he couldn't perform. Shameful Dispray.

Some of you mfs never ran a business and it shows. No hate.
Nah that's all good, thanks for clearing that up. I was definitely unsure of what the legality of running it that way was, but didn't really want to state anything definitive. My mind was more on how he's probably just making more work for himself bookkeeping wise.
 
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This isn't really about his WoW conduct, I don't think anyone cares if it was just that. It's how he's always smug and portrays himself as this authority figure wise man who knows better than everyone else while having a lot of skeletons in his closet. Not only that, he constantly lies, pathologically lies. Just about everything. Of course, he's an extreme narcissist with all that but he's not even comical about it like someone like DrDisrespect, who puts on a persona to sniff his farts.
 
Right!!! It's not often such a huge chunk of the internet can agree on one thing, and its how much of a douche this guy is. Makes my ice cold heart sing!
Not everyone. There's still a lot of people that defend him. I was joking when I said Thor is female keffals but it might be a similar situation. It's going to take years before everyone realises he's a fraud after he burned every bridge possible. We're not there yet.
 
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what is the actual meaning of "roach" does it simply mean someone who runs away while his team fights?
That's the irony, it was a term first coined by Asmongold.

I think a couple years back he compared people abandoning their party(teams) in hardcore wow to this phenomenon:
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Insects scattering when "something goes wrong", I'm sure everyone has seen this happen with ants or lifting a rock and there's beetles below and shit like that, Asmongold used a variety of insects but the cockroach analogy was the one that stuck to describe a wow player running away at the slightest indication that they would die during a dungeon and thus lose their character.

So no matter how Asmongold tries to spin this in favor of Mald, thanks to him Mald is being haunted by the term he created.
 
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There is literally nothing here.
Oh im just casually mentioning it cause I dont really pay attention to it and i mentioned it in case someone else thinks it' significant. Dont really care if someone is not giving the gubment their 'dues'. Dodge all the taxes (if you can) ppl!

The ferret stuff doesn't really interest me unless he turned out to have done something grotesque to them. That would have turned the public harder than anything else. Which is what I'm on this site for. :story:

Also I can't believe we're still talking about why it's called roaching. I thought the term is very intuitive and self explanatory wtf :story:
 
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