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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,275
Aidan said:
Mald did nothing wrong, in fact he is always correct. Now he has to hide his own VODs, trim clips and DMCA videos to keep people from scrutinizing his objectively correct words and actions.

He worked at Blizzard by the way.
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Don't forget the game DMCAs too!

Elite Kipchak said:
the shitty roach game is BACK
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Gotta respect his hustle. He knew Mald would take the bait and he took it hook, line, and sinker.
 
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Ducks Sorted in a Row said:
It took me until I was quite near the end to "get" what the game was trying to tell me, I even criticized it earlier in this thread, but now it's probably in my top 10 games of all time. Try to reframe the puzzles, usually in terms of space, and abstract away from their actual form. Having some grid paper handy helps. I still haven't 100%ed it, mind, I'm sure I will some day :biggrin:
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I got stuck on the witness, but what I have played was fun. I did finish Maquette, and Superliminal which I would put in the same sub-genre of puzzle games. I highly recommend checking out superliminal if you haven't played it. Maquette was cool, except I had some bad glitches that almost prevented progression, and the storyline is kinda meh.
 
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Even his Dr. K video it's about success, and he is smiling on the thumbnail like "yeah bro i'm suffering from it" LMAO.
 
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Tom20 said:
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Even his Dr. K video it's about success, and he is smiling on the thumbnail like "yeah bro i'm suffering from it" LMAO.
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That interview is probably a gold mine, even if it's all a bunch of gobbledygook (I honestly have no idea). Here's Mald talking about how what (allegedly) drives him is solving puzzles (which he's super good at, of course), while giving Animal Well as an example:
 
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Stay Mad said:
You can't. Pausing the game terminates the challenge.
He would have to solve it live. I wonder what his excuse for not playing the game would be, since he 100% reads this thread...
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He's 100% the type of guy to fake a livestream so he can do it offline and pass it off as a first try Livestream attempt.
 
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Terfmaster9000 said:
Almost 250k views, 10k likes.

Preservetube link: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=h67_o4M9HpY

Forgive me if this vid has been posted before, but YouTube recommended it to me the other day and I went through the whole thing while on a walk. It really cemented the fact that, yes, he did fake it. The Albino dude explains exactly why in a very good way.

Almost 250k views, 10k likes.
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There's really no way he can deny this shit. It's beyond impossible that he didn't cheat.
Also this video is great and convinced me to finally start playing animal well only 5 minutes in. What an amazing game.
 
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Dwarf Lord said:
What even is this level of parasocial bullshit in the circled comments.
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Before I started archiving the chat using a program I was manually archiving funny trolls in his chat, and came across this. Someone asked if he knew of some feature in a game he was playing, and this was the response.

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🤦‍♂️ I don't think there are words to properly describe how I feel about this. Ass kissing is too tame of a term.
 
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LGTV said:
I have a partial log of the twitch chat. I didn't even think about preserving the stream. I wanted to see what the trolls were saying in the chat, because his mods are super fucking quick with deleting shit. However I fucked up the settings and it also logged when everyone joined or exited the stream.
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You can use twitch extensions that unselected deleted messages if you’re watching a live stream.

7TV and BetterTTV
 
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Shieldman said:
What's with that bit about him being homeless?
Is that new information? lol
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It's been mentioned a few times, so this isn't new, although I don't remember what the source was. Probably a short (of course), or this very interview. It's just that nobody's willing to suffer through 4 hours of Mald and some doctor (???) lick each other's balls.
 
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NotAJew said:
You can use twitch extensions that unselected deleted messages if you’re watching a live stream.

7TV and BetterTTV
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The app I use archives deleted messages. Like if someone comments "Mald" and it gets deleted the archiver I use will keep the comment and show it as "Mald"

This is exactly what I want it to do.
 
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