Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[el gordo]

https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ClearScrumptiousSpindleKappaClaus-LZPrZvSjs6sVzKCk

i went to check his viewer count and hes 10k viewers down from what he used to be
BUT, i thick i struck gold

'didnt like how the devs treated the players'
'lost 90% of our player base'

now where have we heard that befor, if anyone is willing to do some digging theres another story there for sure

 

[ADHD Mate]

https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ClearScrumptiousSpindleKappaClaus-LZPrZvSjs6sVzKCk

Archived:

 

[Shuhalo]

I played D&D once over discord, and thankfully my DM wasn't weird. However someone we were playing with tried turning it sexual every chance she got. (Wasn't a pooner, it was a woman in her 30's) When I say every chance she got, it was almost every encounter. I think our DM finally talked to her because it got to the point where instead of fighting she would try to fuck the enemies, and it completely derailed our D&D sessions.

"I roll to seduce the Orcs"
"The Bloodlusting Orcs watch in horror as the Elf approaches and attempts to seduce them. The terror of what the Hambeast is trying to do pierces their clouded judgment. They grapple your character, and in the closest thing to a noble act an Orc could achieve, plunge themselves over the nearby cliff face."
"Now please. Leave."

 

[WankerAnchor]

"They grapple your character"

"Roll a sanity check for smell."

"But sanity is part of another D20 system?"

"I know."

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I played D&D once over discord, and thankfully my DM wasn't weird. However someone we were playing with tried turning it sexual every chance she got. (Wasn't a pooner, it was a woman in her 30's) When I say every chance she got, it was almost every encounter. I think our DM finally talked to her because it got to the point where instead of fighting she would try to fuck the enemies, and it completely derailed our D&D sessions.

Mald gives me the same vibes as the woman I'm talking about.

What's with women and doing that?
There was a D&D podcast I listened to for a short time many moons ago and there was a chick on there that made sure everyone knew multiple times an episode that she was a lesbian. So, of course, she tried to seduce every single goddamn female being in the campaign. It was derailing and very, very awkward. Made me stop listening to it after a bit, tbh.

I looked her up eventually and she looked exactly as you're picturing.



I know it's a meme that men will roll a bard and do that but I haven't seen it to anywhere NEAR the extreme that women will take it to.

 

[roach69]

If you play d&d for real you're the worse furry faggot than Maldavius btw

 

[Wise Mystical Tree]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

How can one fall in love or even feel attraction to this nematode is beyond me, even if I somehow isolate his persona from the gnome ass drilling and ferret fiddling tendencies he exhibits I can't find a single positive point about this being. Unfortunately there seems to be a small drought when it comes to content about Fagtree, hopefully this is a small lull and content creators are simply gathering more data and polishing their videos.

What's with women and doing that?
There was a D&D podcast I listened to for a short time many moons ago and there was a chick on there that made sure everyone knew multiple times an episode that she was a lesbian. So, of course, she tried to seduce every single goddamn female being in the campaign. It was derailing and very, very awkward. Made me stop listening to it after a bit, tbh.

I looked her up eventually and she looked exactly as you're picturing.



I know it's a meme that men will roll a bard and do that but I haven't seen it to anywhere NEAR the extreme that women will take it to.

I'm somewhat of a reader and writer myself and I'm not exactly surprised - just throw a look at the published books that have women as a targeted demographic and see what content they usually have, fanfics alongside the amateur sphere on most websites is also downright horrific, and with the advent of AI I wouldn't wanna gaze my eyesight upon whatever cursed chatlogs they might have, with whatever fictional character gets conjured up.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

just throw a look at the published books that have women as a targeted demographic and see what content they usually have,

I've noticed that when using the 3rd party companies my local library uses for audiobooks. I'll be trying to find a new sci-fi series to get me through work days and most of what shows up under sci-fi is just romance novels aimed at women with big buff shirtless dudes all over the covers.

And guys get shit on for wanting women with a figure in videogames. How dare we.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Shaye always had an actual job, Exotic Veterinarian Assistant, which is probably the only reason the ferret rescue even exists at all too.

I know Exotic Veterinarians are required to have a license but what are the odds she doesn't because she's just an assistant? It would explain why they've already killed multiple ferrets.

 

[roach69]

I was gone for 15 days, how in the fuck does autismo WoW drama boost the thread to 150+ posts? And here I was thinking people disliked the KF.

I remember reading some, whataboutisms about his coding somewhere down the thread, the point isn't to say that the game doesn't work (it does), the point is that maldy flunders at the most basic basic steps of programming, and commits mistakes you'd think an intern would do, despite bragging constantly about his 20+ years of game programming.
The code is funny, but its mainly how smug he acts about this completely fucked up codebase, Never Forget!

And he has the audacity to talk shit about Undertale's code

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_sGVVu5H42Q

 

[Gunlance]

https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ClearScrumptiousSpindleKappaClaus-LZPrZvSjs6sVzKCk

'didnt like how the devs treated the players'
'lost 90% of our player base'

Don't worry thought, he's a real gamer and played New World for over a thousand hours, because that's a real gamer number that shows he knows what he's talking about.

Meanwhile, most people stop playing games when they treat them like shit and don't respect their time and effort.

 

[fukkit]

I know Exotic Veterinarians are required to have a license but what are the odds she doesn't because she's just an assistant? It would explain why they've already killed multiple ferrets.

an assistant can literally be anyone off the street.

Also I like how Mald has abandoned his zerg in AoC and is only playing solo after being stomped out

 

[hobus]

lol this guys code is niggerlicious as fuck. Wanted to check it out because saw him collabing with some coding people on youtube and he bragged nonstop about how he's a government hacker that got hired after he won some fbi challenge or something that sounded fake as fuck, but he also had credentials at blizzard as what I THOUGHT was a game programmer. Turns out it was qa and he got hired by daddy lol.

Holy fuck its bad. I wouldn't even call myself "good" at C++, but I've made some stuff more impressive than a gamemaker studio game lmfao. His use of the infamous global array is completely retarded. Global array by itself is whatever, I've seen way worse, but he uses the same array with random values for different event types. Kekd at "max value 11" on every commented line too.

"Objects are 20% slower in gamemaker studio" <---- WTF does this mean?
The cost of dereferencing a memory address is the same no matter where it is. What he's trying to say is that having cache friendly memory layout for game objects in a video game is good, because it is for things like rendering or physics where you have to go to hundreds or thousands of memory addresses every frame to process collisions or transform vertices. Yes Thor, your pajeet game engine undertale clone is going to be bottlenecked by a single dereference every time the user chooses an option. Zero divine intellect.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

an assistant can literally be anyone off the street.

Also I like how Mald has abandoned his zerg in AoC and is only playing solo after being stomped out

That's my concern. I'm not familiar with his state's law on Animal Rescue but what are the odds what ultimately does this fag in is that he was suppose to have someone licensed in Animal Welfare as part of the project and he wrote his pooner gf's name while she's not licensed.

 

[Colon capital V]

Turkish "cheating is fine, I've guntguarded DesTINY until it was inconvenient for me" Thomas released a video on mald finally.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

I know Exotic Veterinarians are required to have a license but what are the odds she doesn't because she's just an assistant? It would explain why they've already killed multiple ferrets.

It's the same thing as Jason calling himself a "Blizzard employee," like sure you worked at Blizzard, but you never worked at Blizzard in the way people would think.

an assistant can literally be anyone off the street.

This, women love talking about being "medical assistants" but when you ask them what they truly do, it's just them being a glorified secretary. Maybe a phlebotomist or a medical scribe if they're being genuine but, you need only a cert for the former and no experience for the latter.

 

[NotAJew]

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Don't worry thought, he's a real gamer and played New World for over a thousand hours, because that's a real gamer number that shows he knows what he's talking about.

Meanwhile, most people stop playing games when they treat them like shit and don't respect their time and effort.

1,000 hours here, 1,000 hours there, 5,000 hours here, 3,000 hours there.... "Hey chat, I got covid again. That's why my game isn't done yet. I'm sorry."

 

[fukkit]

It's the same thing as Jason calling himself a "Blizzard employee," like sure you worked at Blizzard, but you never worked at Blizzard in the way people would think.

This, women love talking about being "medical assistants" but when you ask them what they truly do, it's just them being a glorified secretary. Maybe a phlebotomist or a medical scribe if they're being genuine but, you need only a cert for the former and no experience for the latter.

I had friends in highschool who were vet assistants. They exist to hold down an animal and pick up shit

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I had friends in highschool who were vet assistants. They exist to hold down an animal and pick up shit

I knew a chick who racked up crazy debt at a private college for a 2 year degree as a vet assistant to make $13 an hour.

 

[Red Saltire]

Turkish "cheating is fine, I've guntguarded DesTINY until it was inconvenient for me" Thomas released a video on mald finally.

shut the fuck up already, Tom