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Did he try telling Steam his dad worked at Blizzard?
Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Khronos pulls a Spectre and gets someone fucking reamed in a court of law.
That aside, saying "not an attorney" and claiming Lawyer is the same as Scientist, Athlete, etc; he's correct but not in the way he wants to be. Sure there is a minutia difference between a lawyer and an attorney when you want to get down into the knitty-gritty; and it's mainly a lawyer has studied law, where an attorney has passed the bar and is licensed to practice law. So by definition, he is not entirely wrong as anyone can say they're a lawyer, havingpracticed studied (whatever definition "practiced" "studied" is) law. Where the fuckup happens, is when you run into the common/average man standard, if someone says they're a lawyer, is the common/average man gonna be like "Ah, you studied law" or are they gonna believe you put on a suit and tie and stand tall in front of a judge? Obviously the big brained fart huffers at the Ferret Gulag are learned gentlemen who wear smoking jackets and carry brandy sniffers with them everywhere and of course they know the difference, how stupid do you think they are?
Until you have Mald claiming Khronos is a lawyer. So now we have a different question, is Mald misrepresenting Khronos? Did Khronos misrepresent himself to Mald? Why the fuck would a lawyer or practicing attorney quit his job to be a full-time janny? I'm not saying there's gonna be a huge investigation and people are gonna suffer over this; but the question has to be asked, who misrepresented who and do you really think "I was only pretending" is a defense?
All that aside, real talk, who the fuck dies to Baron Geddon in 2025? That fight is like 20 years old, you retards still don't know how to run from a living bomb and to go to the low ceiling so fall damage doesn't whack you? Also, the kind of retard who yells that fucking much, good, you deserve to die you fucking sped.
That aside, saying "not an attorney" and claiming Lawyer is the same as Scientist, Athlete, etc; he's correct but not in the way he wants to be. Sure there is a minutia difference between a lawyer and an attorney when you want to get down into the knitty-gritty; and it's mainly a lawyer has studied law, where an attorney has passed the bar and is licensed to practice law. So by definition, he is not entirely wrong as anyone can say they're a lawyer, having
Until you have Mald claiming Khronos is a lawyer. So now we have a different question, is Mald misrepresenting Khronos? Did Khronos misrepresent himself to Mald? Why the fuck would a lawyer or practicing attorney quit his job to be a full-time janny? I'm not saying there's gonna be a huge investigation and people are gonna suffer over this; but the question has to be asked, who misrepresented who and do you really think "I was only pretending" is a defense?
All that aside, real talk, who the fuck dies to Baron Geddon in 2025? That fight is like 20 years old, you retards still don't know how to run from a living bomb and to go to the low ceiling so fall damage doesn't whack you? Also, the kind of retard who yells that fucking much, good, you deserve to die you fucking sped.
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Lurking9e9
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Why does Maldavius, a US citizen, contact a solicitor in the UK regarding another US citizen?
I don't think any of his companies are based in the UK either.
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This 100%.
It's exactly like having a huge and public DDLG/diaper fetish that you make a big part of your personality, and ALSO having had the lifelong dream of running an orphanage at the same time.
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Why is he lying that Steam themselves don't know how the system works? They do, and they explained it to him. Fucking retard, he can't even send out an email to customer support without making me MATI.
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its just the usual full retard routine of being wrong for the umptillionth time and blaming someone else, in this case steam
SYN-ACK-ACK-ACK
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Why doesn't he just push his crappy new update to the main branch, how much beta testing goes into testing `#` in a new font?
I don't know, but I'm glad because looking through the tweets on the previous page brought this to my attention
Lurking9e9
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When you put the updates behind a password locked branch, I wouldn't consider that updating the game. Even if he pushed that update to the main branch, I would barely consider that worth enough to remove the label. That was not 12 months of work.
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Its early access. You dont need to do any, as you outsource it to your fans and they pay you for the privilege.
el gordo
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'our store' 'were reciving'
and all the other times, ''our comunity' 'we will be' 'the comunity' 'we've been'
something bothers me that he constantly refers to him self as a collective, but i dont know why
its definitely not normal and i cant think of anyone else who does it
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His daddy made starcraft so he identifies himself as a part of zerg hivemind (a roach) now
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he was talking on behalf of his business, its normal to speak with a royal we
itd be weirder if he went like "remove the tag from my game faggots, signed, a company inc"
im no defending him but criticizing him for shit other businesses do thats normal is weird
at this point his daddy upgraded to a hive and thor is a ravager
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el gordo
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fair enough, ive read so meny posts like this from him where it feels like eh reffers to him self as we instead of his company
protorua
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He's acting like he's been actively developing this beta branch and has been wronged by this system when actually he only just created this branch to push a shitty non-content update and claim the game has been updated. Presumably now he'll push a shitty non-content to the public branch.
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Its probably weird because he's the main (and only) face of the company. So he says 'We' but your mind thinks "Its only you".
The weird ones are when he's talking about something in his past, and he uses 'We' to inject himself as part of a team, but he likely wasn't around for the events/had a minor role and is trying to legitimise himself. I think the Rock story is a good example, pretty sure the first time he told it he used 'We', then the next time he told it it was "I heard about" because he wasn't actually working at Blizzard at the time they were fucking around with stones.
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Reading your commentAlternatively he could just... work on the game and release a regular patch?
Thousand island stare for 5 seconds
20 years of expirience. Senior power plant hacker at blizzard. 6 gorillion botters banned in WoW. You don't know shit about game development, kid. How can I make a patch if it's MH Wilds beta weekends, hmm? Insane behavior.
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As Mald is friends with the Vtuber Bao who is a notorious coomer I wouldn't doubt for a second they do weird furry orgy shit.
I wonder if we're going to find out he was running some kind of furry cult in a few years.
The age of Troon is over.
White boy eternal summer is upon us!
I went back and looked and it may have been nuked in the gayops.
The only reference I Can find is from a banned user who was likely gay ops.
it was 100% intimidation tactics by both of them. They puffed up and beat their chests to scare the guy.
We don't call fakers by the names they want here. He is Mald or Jason
Also despite his protests, still 13 months on Steam? Why? Cause beta branch IS NOT the actual branch.
Like even I understand that. He's bullshitting. I wonder why he would even update it to a beta branch instead of the actual. Did him adding a # symbol break the game?
Its all about the wording of things with lawyers too. So he isn't a very good one at that
Because he probably cybersexes in VRchat with this guy who while slobbing his furry knob mentioned he was a lawyer in passing. Man we should introduce these guys to Rekieta
He can really help them party.
He's sick again! I feel like we should ring a bell every time he uses sick as an excuse for his game taking this long.
Did his Long COVID become extra extra long COVID?
I hope he does it. I really do. I can only see good things happening because of this. Steam is so stupid guys. They won't see him doing this at all!
God you're a Genius Mald. This will make an le epic pulled one over on Steam story for the streams and youtube shorts.
E: fixed a typo