Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 417 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,644 38.2%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,943 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,299
EDIT: update is out, 14 month tag is gone.

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wow what a good sign

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(remember, he promised monthly updates)
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So let me get this straight, in a month he fixed some minor bugs, some translation issues, and added a room which is supposed to have tons of different interactions depending on choices you've made throughout the game... But currently only has one. It took him a month to code in a single section with exactly one story interaction?
 
I suppose so, but it takes more than being tall and confident to get into a relationship long enough to get married.
Your normieness is showing again.
So let me get this straight, in a month he fixed some minor bugs, some translation issues, and added a room which is supposed to have tons of different interactions depending on choices you've made throughout the game... But currently only has one. It took him a month to code in a single section with exactly one story interaction?
Yes, and this is all after the big hiatus where he said the next update was a major update and it ended up being what we got last month. He's a hack, not a hacker.
 
I really think he'd just drop Heartbound in a heartbeat if he hadn't attached it to his identity as a now vestigial organ. His updates just seem incredibly directionless and he's straight up neglecting live development on it which was one of his original selling points. Brings me back to those clips of stark contrast in his voice from when he's talking about something else vs when he's talking about Heartbound progress, where his tone sounds more like "Yeah... guess I gotta do that huh..."
 
I just find it hard to believe he was able to get married, that would have involved putting effort into a relationship beforehand (and ideally after).
As much as I hate pointing it out, a good deal of women are as shallow and vapid with their attractions as a typical coomer. It's definetly not all women, but younger women especially seem the most susceptible to it.

He's tall, has long hair, a high degree of confidence, the fake deep voice, and as much as we make fun of him for being a fatty, he's still far from the most unattractive man out there. Combine all these factors and its not really that unbeliveable. Being a narcissist is extremely detrimental to healthy long term relationships, but for short term ones where you can say you're in a relationship "to look like a chad" and get a bit of pussy, its a boon if you have no moral qualms. As for going as far as getting married, I wouldn't be surprised if she's the one who asked for it, and he only obliged because she hadn't yet outlived her usefulness. In my experience, its not uncommon for younger women to push for matrimony way soon than they reasonably should be. I blame the media for that one. You also have to factor in that she's a nutjob herself. Crazy people don't tend to make good decisions, especially in regards to relationships.
 
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What a fragile little bitch. Literally can't handle someone posting a stream clip, y'know, like everyone does. Doesn't want the government involved in games but totally happy abusing copyright law so nobody can see what a spineless coward he is.
 
I wish there was some sort of legal penalty for these fraudulent takedowns.
On paper, there is. The DMCA provides a legal remedy for fraudulent claims. Trouble is it requires litigation to extract it, and it's rarely worth the effort, which is why it's so heavily abused.

It really does need to be repealed.
 
I wish this guy the best, hopefully he can at least get Jason to fuck off.

He said animus is 95% complete 3 years ago and he's looking for feedback on story direction NOW? I'm starting to doubt that it was 95% complete.
In his mind, having the concept and most of the story decided on probably does mean 95% complete. Actually coding the game and finishing the product would take a genius with a biological need for less sleep and over decades in the industry no time at all to do... Right?
 
I just find it hard to believe he was able to get married, that would have involved putting effort into a relationship beforehand (and ideally after). I don't get how he has maintained a relationship with Shaye when he belittles her on stream and essentially uses her skills as a vet assistant to farm ferrets for online clout.
You seem to be ignoring the fact that Mald seems to encourage the insanity of this pooner who believes they're a man. Then there's the furry shit who also supports Mald's furry fetishes while they're both under the delusion that the house doesn't stink, all while being willing and able to keep a roof over her head.

Watch any body cam videos regarding DV problems and you'll see crap with people running back into eachothers arms after stabbing eachother and shit on a regular basis. It's not hard to maintain a relationship with someone if you're willing to put up with an insane person.
 
On paper, there is. The DMCA provides a legal remedy for fraudulent claims. Trouble is it requires litigation to extract it, and it's rarely worth the effort, which is why it's so heavily abused.

It really does need to be repealed.
Bear in mind, too, that responding to a DMCA reveals all your personal info to the claimant, as it is technically a legal process
 
some of these people should honestly just be fucking dmca'ing piroach at this point. he never gets punished for abusing it, they might as well abuse it back. seems the legal repercussion exists but nobody does anything about it

if maldy ends up fighting someone in court itll just drag his image further through the mud. fuck that guy

where is superhero lawyer mario to just destroy this nerd

disclaimer not us though this is not trolling plan don't gayops this is just my take
 
some of these people should honestly just be fucking dmca'ing piroach at this point. he never gets punished for abusing it, they might as well abuse it back. seems the legal repercussion exists but nobody does anything about it
Outside of people blatantly abusing the DMCA like you're suggesting, you can pretty easily say you filed the DMCA in good faith and that you're just a retard who didn't fully understand the law.
 
He said animus is 95% complete 3 years ago and he's looking for feedback on story direction NOW? I'm starting to doubt that it was 95% complete.
Some interesting statements from Mald. At this point I honestly have no idea if some of this was posted before, but it bears repeating anyway, I think:

Oct 24, 2023:

00:45: "Animus will be done by December of this year". "This year" being 2023.
02:41: "Animus is 97% completed".

"Bonus" bullshit (or what very much sounds like it) is Mald claiming that paying a translator living in Russia is a federal crime (@01:07).

May 12, 2024:

01:20: "Animus is at 98% complete and overall game is 89% completed".

May 21, 2024:

00:35: "Red means "not done". Most of that is language".
00:50: "An expected launch date: when it's finished". :story:
01:10: Mald lost 2.5 years due to COVID. That's some *extra-long* COVID, holy shit.
01:59: "Animus is at 99% completion".
02:45 "How is % calculated". Notice how the green "100% completed" stuff has > 0 "Total incomplete" stuff.
 
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