Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[potato sack]

A few days past by and... Mr President, a second Youtube Shorts has hit the timeline: "It made it [Heartbound] unpirateable",

small correction,thats his first game champions of breakfast

but im not correcting you just to be a faggot. this, the mr robot thing and the eve online shorts are what caused me to go "wait a minute is this guy actually just full of shit?"

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

L/A
How will this drama end? Place your bets.
Speculating that this lyric drama will stick around akin to the mana gem drama. If he's still in an open relationship with Shae there's a non zero chance he has other jilted gay ex lovers

This is one of many I'm sure. Its going to snowball with time.
The people still watching pirate software are equivalent of balldowashers with Nick Rekieta. They'll keep watching until shamed adequately.

Looks like he saw the most recent stuff happening with Maldy and decided against posting the video.
R/A

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Boga realizing he's a piece of shit is pretty funny.
This will actually hurt Mald's ego.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

small correction,thats his first game champions of breakfast

but im not correcting you just to be a faggot. this, the mr robot thing and the eve online shorts are what caused me to go "wait a minute is this guy actually just full of shit?"

Oh shit, I'm retarded. Thanks man, I assumed it was Heartbound for some reason. I read some of the comments on that EVE Online video, he can't help but be a piece of shit in every community he plays in.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Looks like he saw the most recent stuff happening with Maldy and decided against posting the video.
R/A

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I shouldnt be surprised, but the people in this reddit post are more angry that Pirate collabed with Asmongold more than his previous drama

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Jason's also the first cow that made me want to jump in a thread.

I joined KF to add my 2 cents worth on his bullshit but I stayed for frens I made along the way.

The trade-off was attaining cursed furry knowledge so I don't know how to feel.

Also, @Fat Nigga Fella , his old EVE Online alliance Discord (that he created) still has a "fuck you Maldavius" emote.

 

[limbdiction]

I shouldnt be surprised, but the people in this reddit post are more angry that Pirate collabed with Asmongold more than his previous drama

I wonder whose house smells worse

 

[el gordo]

I wonder whose house smells worse

as much as i cant stand the average redditor, its going to be hard to beat the ferral stank of a house infested with 50 tubes of fur that piss and shit everywhere
that house and those creatures are not being cleaned in any way that matters

 

[alogatog]

I wonder whose house smells worse

coughing baby vs nuclear bomb, asmongold clears no difficulty

 

[roach69]

I joined KF to add my 2 cents worth on his bullshit but I stayed for frens I made along the way.

I learned the word pooner here. Still the funniest shit for me

 

[potato sack]

coughing baby vs nuclear bomb, asmongold clears no difficulty

i agree here, idk how much ferret piss youd need encrusted on your hair to match the smell of a rotting rat alarm clock

 

[Stickplant]

i agree here, idk how much ferret piss youd need encrusted on your hair to match the smell of a rotting rat alarm clock

This. I would nearly die falling through the attic and live with 500 roaches and their king over 50 piss and shit spewing abominations any day.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Ive only smelled pet store ferrets and while they're kinda pungent, didnt Asmongold once tell a story about how a dead mouse exploded from the fucking pressure of decomposition???

 

[Pvt. Parts]

Idle Streaming Bonanza is released. If this shill post not cool lmk ill remove it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7vfzFtI-Y
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2701260/Idle_Streaming_Bonanza/

 

[${Sandy}]

https://piratesoftware.sucks/

Maybe I'm late on this but I stumbled across this site. I read through part of it but the biggest thing I noticed is that the ex that he abused made a better website than this fucking nepo baby could ever do.

 

[twinArmageddons]

Idle Streaming Bonanza is released. If this shill post not cool lmk ill remove it.

ur like the only dedicated pirate software troll i'll chip in to your fund when ever mald sues you again for the next game

 

[MercuryMan]

Idle Streaming Bonanza is released. If this shill post not cool lmk ill remove it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7vfzFtI-Y
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2701260/Idle_Streaming_Bonanza/

Congratulations, you released more games than Jason has his entire career.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Whew, it's been a while. I'm bringing you yet another roundup of Steam reviews.
So "Recent Reviews" still remain "Very Negative", while "All Reviews" remain "Very Positive".
Wishing to Maldy for that latter to change very soon, so they reflect the quality of his "game" in the most honest and true way possible <3

In any case here's the reviews. There were a few positive ones, however as for their credibility... well, I'll let you be the judges of that.

Spoiler: Reviews Roundup June 16th 2025

 

[Nothing Is Written]

ur like the only dedicated pirate software troll i'll chip in to your fund when ever mald sues you again for the next game
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It'd be pretty funny if we somehow organised to get @Pvt. Parts game to a higher concurrent player record than Heartbound.

It would be burnt into Steam analytic history forever.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

It'd be pretty funny if we somehow organised to get @Pvt. Parts game to a higher concurrent player record than Heartbound.

It would be burnt into Steam analytic history forever.

That's going a bit far don't you think?

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

It'd be pretty funny if we somehow organised to get @Pvt. Parts game to a higher concurrent player record than Heartbound.

It would be burnt into Steam analytic history forever.

Let it happen naturally, because I think it will. For me, if it was 1 EUR instead of 5 I would buy and play it for the meme of it.