Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Kheapathic]

From my understanding he is attempting to make something that is rather complex as he wishes to make every action result in a consequence that effects how the game and story play out. So to be fair, that is a very difficult task to achieve.

It could just be me, as I'm not a pro-l33t haxor programmer, I'll even say I'm sub-part, I know my place. But at the same time, one of the autists I know who taught programming did his damnedest to instill it needs to make sense on paper and to write it down before you try to implement it. And I bring this up for two things; the first, not that any sole Indie types probably operate with a lot of design documents, but you should have some sort of notes, scribbles, napkin shit, in some manner on how certain things would be fleshed out. And two, Final Fantasy VII's Date Scene; you have 4 options, and they are in order from dominant to lesser, Aerith, Tifa, Yuffie (who's an optional character by the way), and Barret. Every character is allocated hidden points based on conversation decisions or even party makeup, whoever has the highest points upon reaching that part of the game will go on a date with Cloud; if there's a tie then see the dominant->lesser order. There's also Valkyrie Profile (the first one) which has two metrics to gauge how you're doing; the first is more direct and in line with your mission find worthy souls to send to Asgard, you fuck around and Freya will give you one warning to get your shit together, you continue fucking around she will come down, kick your ass and give you the C (bad) Ending. Then there's the other metric which depending on certain actions, will set you on the path for the A (true) or B (normal) Endings.

What I'm trying to say is, his idea of what he wants doesn't seem that difficult in theory; you assign values to decisions and variables, at times the game checks your scores to determine which branch. And now I bring it back around to my first point, writing shit down and having a design document. If you want this labyrinthian path of choices and consequences, you better have something to go by, otherwise you're just gonna be reworking everything the moment you change the smallest thing. I'm not saying it's easy, but what I am saying is like a cook or other jobs; prep-work will save you a lot of... whatever you want to call this 15 minutes out of 160+ hours.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Where did you find this screen cap? I can't find it in his community tab.

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Nevermind.

 

[Looking Glass]

If you want this labyrinthian path of choices and consequences, you better have something to go by, otherwise you're just gonna be reworking everything the moment you change the smallest thing. I'm not saying it's easy, but what I am saying is like a cook or other jobs; prep-work will save you a lot of... whatever you want to call this 15 minutes out of 160+ hours.

Don't forget the rest of his bad choices make this even worse. Imagine moving all those dialog strings.

 

[Kheapathic]

Don't forget the rest of his bad choices make this even worse. Imagine moving all those dialog strings.

This goes beyond programming; but one of my earliest gaming memories was playing the first Kyrandia game at my Dad's house; it's a typical early 1990's point-and-click adventure game. There's this one part of the game called the Grotto; you enter it early without the power you need to exit the other side, but when you enter you trigger a pressure plate that closes the gate behind you. There's an obvious tray/plat suspended by chains and what you need to do is find, like 4 or 5 rocks, throw them onto the tray to counterweight and open the gate. What's scary is, the grotto is close to a 100 room dungeon by itself, like 90% of the rooms are pitch black (instant death), and the way you get around is certain rooms have fireberry bushes, you pick the fire berries, and drop them in rooms to keep them illuminated. Now as an 7 or 8 year old kid, this was impossible... then my dad taught my the idea of map-making; and sure it's just dots on a piece of graph paper, but by God he knew where everything was; and it's one of the few things I could say he honestly taught me, is that writing shit out, in whatever form, really can and does help.

Whether it's mapping the entire grotto in Kyrandia, getting the Left<->Center<->Right mine cart puzzle in Return to Zork; or even, throwing it back to the ROY G BIV from DefCon, the second Kyrandia game where you have to mix potions and recreate the Rainbow Road. I still remember the sticky note with ROY G BIV written on it at the computer desk. I still write shit out when trying to design networks, setting subnets, VLANS, and all that shit. I don't just go in and by the seat of my pants decide what device gets assigned what or what ports on the switches are reserved for what devices. That shit gets mapped, not only to have a plan, but if something goes wrong, whoever's there when I'm gone has something to go by. It's literally fucking planning and design 101 and he's trying to big dick it, and failing. When shit's too big, you write it out, then eat it bite by bite.

That's a free tip Jason, from a non-video game designer and non-black badge holder.

 

[Slav Power]

I admitted to this before and I'll admit it again: I initially bought into Jason's expertise schtick like the gullible idiot that I am, and only "started to realize" that he was full of shit when he went after spy.pet since I can't think for myself and can only follow the zeitgeist. When the initial PG thread dropped people doubted if he's thread worthy, but I was optimistic that he'd implode soon enough, all he needed is one little push.

I didn't expect him to turn into a goddamn supernova by going after the moldman. Now I'm expecting him finding out about this thread (if he hadn't already) and going into an even bigger meltdown within the following month. Already taking down barely viewed YouTube exposé videos as if Streisand Effect doesn't exist? I'll be shocked if he doesn't get cancelled by the end of the year at this rate.

Also, stop referring to him as Thor. He insists on people using his second name due to his narcissistic god complex ego trip.

His name is Jason Hall.

 

[Macintosh Love]

One might wonder what an auditor would uncover, given how much he has lied about other things. He says that he worked as a 'hacker' for the U.S. government, but doesn’t that usually require security clearances? Where you have to sign NDAs, and breaching them could potentially lead to jail time?

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[Malfeasant]

And then 2 and a half weeks later he strikes the video with 4.3k views?
MASTERMIND EPIC HAXOR, LE KING OF SOCIAL ENGINEERING

This just shows how little confidence Jason has, not only did he go out of his way to find a video no one would have ever seen to try and defend himself. He then posts it in his own hugbox server to get validation that he "totally epicly OWNED" that "zoomer trying to stir shit", but even that isn't enough to sate his insecurity so he has to go strike down the dude's video. Amazing stuff. Can't wait to see the type of ultra tard meltdown this guy has when someone with more than a triple digit subscriber count makes some kind of video like that about him.

 

[Just_A_guy]

Oh man I can't wait for the streisand effect to kick in. Also backs up the theories people have posted that he has google alerts for his name, possibly even his old handles too.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

I knew this guy was a retard when he completely misread that malwarebytes alert during the Apex hack and then later tried to sweep it under the rug. Master hacker btw.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Oh man I can't wait for the streisand effect to kick in. Also backs up the theories people have posted that he has google alerts for his name, possibly even his old handles too.

So did Lee aka Barneyfag
This makes me wonder, is it possible to make "Jason Posting" a thing just like bullying Lee was/is? He's just enough of a neurotic obsessed retard that has to have the last word that he could be a viable candidate.
Only one question remains then: What would be his triggers? For Lee, it's ponies, barney and cheese. I guess games not actively dying would be one and Ross Scott would be the second?

 

[Nabeshin]

Will Ross Scott continue being unaffected by his spergery?

Yes and not because he doesn't want but because Ross is someone that he learned to not mess with.

I said in the other thread but while Ross is an small Youtuber by numbers nowadays but he's one of the OG Youtubers and was big at his time when freeman's mind was at his peak, his channel is from 2007 and he started a to do content a bit after.

A lot of big youtubers and game youtubers like Louis Rossmann, LTT(even if I don't like them) and gamer youtubers like pewdiepie and more holds him in high regards because he was at the time a person who they watched and made them start to do online content.

An analogy to him is that he's that old guy on your city that isn't rich or poor but is friends with everyone and when it happens something to him, you see people from everywhere and from every class helping him out without being asked to

 

[Panzekampfwagen Einz]

Yes and not because he doesn't want but because Ross is someone that he learned to not mess with.

I said in the other thread but while Ross is an small Youtuber by numbers nowadays but he's one of the OG Youtubers and was big at his time when freeman's mind was at his peak, his channel is from 2007 and he started a to do content a bit after.

A lot of big youtubers and game youtubers like Louis Rossmann, LTT(even if I don't like them) and gamer youtubers like pewdiepie and more holds him in high regards because he was at the time a person who they watched and made them start to do online content.

An analogy to him is that he's that old guy on your city that isn't rich or poor but is friends with everyone and when it happens something to him, you see people from everywhere and from every class helping him out without being asked to

I have to agree that Ross is probably safe from Jason in general, just wouldn't like to see Ross getting pulled into a drama about Jason's other problems. It wouldn't be fair to Ross.
Although I must admit that I wish I was a fly on the wall in Jason's studio when he realized WHO Ross is, after he called him greasy.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Yes and not because he doesn't want but because Ross is someone that he learned to not mess with.

I said in the other thread but while Ross is an small Youtuber by numbers nowadays but he's one of the OG Youtubers and was big at his time when freeman's mind was at his peak, his channel is from 2007 and he started a to do content a bit after.

A lot of big youtubers and game youtubers like Louis Rossmann, LTT(even if I don't like them) and gamer youtubers like pewdiepie and more holds him in high regards because he was at the time a person who they watched and made them start to do online content.

An analogy to him is that he's that old guy on your city that isn't rich or poor but is friends with everyone and when it happens something to him, you see people from everywhere and from every class helping him out without being asked to

This was a facetious jab on how Ross has only acknowledged him twice or so when Jason made his faggy stream clip semi viral and so far Ross has continued to post his progress in regards to SKG. While Jason's two to three spergouts and snide remarks about it have been some of the things that kickstarted a grand brusing of his ego even from normies
His thread went from a drive-by post about some of his older spergier antics to escaping PG in less than a month just because more and more people got eyes on his atitude after the SKG videos

 

[Justtocheck]

So his video that he had a "natural voice change" is also full of shit and he's using a voice changer? Or the jury is still out on that?

I know it's been said, but dat phenotype tho.



Also, he participated on DEF CON with T3- Teo, who I've only recently known. That dude strikes me as someone who'd have terabytes of questionable pornography in his hard drive.

 

[NSA Intern]

Why does everyone who I peripherally know of and think to be decent enough turn out to be gay beyond measure

 

[The Tall Man]

So his video that he had a "natural voice change" is also full of shit and he's using a voice changer? Or the jury is still out on that?

I know it's been said, but dat phenotype tho.

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Also, he participated on DEF CON with T3- Teo, who I've only recently known. That dude strikes me as someone who'd have terabytes of questionable pornography in his hard drive.

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He even lies about his voice, take a listen to this interview and compare it to the video where he explains timed exclusivity
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His "second puberty" story is a complete fabrication.

This video of him speaking at the Twitch Awards is cited as evidence that he had a "second puberty" that changed his voice.

Another voice sample from The Streamer Awards back in Feb 2024:
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But pay attention to how out of breath he is while speaking. He has to take comically deep breaths to force a voice that is deeper than normal.

Many Kiwis, who probably know more about audio than I do, have stated that it’s obvious Mald changes his audio to make his voice sound deeper on stream. Another piece of evidence is that Mald is not out of breath when talking nonstop on stream.

Anyone looking at this will reasonably assume Mald is using software to make his voice sound deeper.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Why does everyone who I peripherally know of and think to be decent enough turn out to be gay beyond measure

Because they're attention whores trying to break into the spotlight. It's inevitable they creep in on the sidelines, but they don 't have the talent to actually make it through.

 

[Gunlance]

So his video that he had a "natural voice change" is also full of shit and he's using a voice changer? Or the jury is still out on that?

He has a voice changer for stream, and in public appearances he has a forced voice to try to match how he sounds on stream. There's the clip in the op of him being interviewed at Denver Comic con, another one of him saying some dumb shit about a banana iirc that was posted earlier. Those are his real voice. Then sometime in 2020 he decided to use a voice changer and suddenly his voice is how you hear it now, a bassy boomy radio voice. You contrast that to his live appearance at the streamer awards and you can hear the forced voice he uses when he can't hide behind his computer.

 

[Super Malario]

Fatfuck Jason would rather strike videos that rightfully expose his bullshit than work on his garbage game

 

[Elite Kipchak]

i saw this dude once and immediately got the classic redditor "hey, [profession] here! here's the worst and most incorrect take of all time!" vibes and holy shit i could never guess it would actually be this bad