Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 414 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,936 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,284
It's not that bad, there are loads of programmer livestreamers that manage it. ThePrimeagen and Jonathan Blow immediately come to mind.
Unlike Thor, I'd find some enlightnement from Jonathan Blow's livestreams. Despite The Witness being very pretentious, I think a lot of his takes seem reasonable.

Speaking of this programmer and game development sphere of YouTube and Twitch, is there anything up about Molly Rocket (Casey Muratori)? I've seen them on stream with Pirate Software and ThePrimeagen a few times.
 
Interestingly enough, Thor isn't immune from criticism on the Steam forums:
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I skipped that short because I didn't want to get MATI but you made me want to go and check it out, and I'm left wondering what he means by "raytraced". Is that effect supposed to be impressive? You can achieve it by sticking a masked box to the player entity.
It's the same as any other 2.5D game to give the illusion of depth. He's either just bought something off the game maker marketplace or has followed one of a dozen tutorials and claiming he's achieved something of note.

Interestingly enough, Thor isn't immune from criticism on the Steam forums:
Surprised he didn't play the "I have long covid" card which he uses to excuse not doing any work between 2020-2022. He'd be done if he actually focused on the core game and not his superficial in-game ARG tangents.
 
Unlike Thor, I'd find some enlightnement from Jonathan Blow's livestreams. Despite The Witness being very pretentious, I think a lot of his takes seem reasonable.

Speaking of this programmer and game development sphere of YouTube and Twitch, is there anything up about Molly Rocket (Casey Muratori)? I've seen them on stream with Pirate Software and ThePrimeagen a few times.
Well, as a software developer at least, Blow is the real deal. His game design I can live without, it often feels mean-spirited in an underhanded way, but maybe that's just me. Far be it from me to call anything pretentious, mind.

Casey is also the real deal, he used to work at RAD Game Tools and wrote a 3d animation library there called Granny3D which was used a lot in the PS2/PS3 era by many studios, he also worked on other popular middlewares during that time. He also ran his own daily stream called Handmade Hero where he built a game in C++ from scratch (no libraries) primarily as a vehicle for teaching about game engine architecture. I can't say much about his Twitter activity because I don't use Twitter, but he's a guy with industry pedigree (I do believe he was even on the Vulkan committee - until he left because nobody listened to him (they should have)). The only thing I'd say is that he is a little bit dogmatic on the performance side, as if there's no such thing as headroom for a _slightly_ less efficient architecture in favor of improving developer ergonomics - while I do agree many developers go too far in the ergonomics direction and forget what their actual job is, Casey often strays too far in the opposite direction for my liking.
 
Surprised he didn't play the "I have long covid" card which he uses to excuse not doing any work between 2020-2022. He'd be done if he actually focused on the core game and not his superficial in-game ARG tangents.
Funny enough I've heard NOTHING about the ARG outside of Thor's own mentions. Aren't there sites devoted to breaking down ARGs? Or is it just that uninteresting?
 
Speaking of this programmer and game development sphere of YouTube and Twitch, is there anything up about Molly Rocket (Casey Muratori)? I've seen them on stream with Pirate Software and ThePrimeagen a few times.
Casey is doing computerenhance.com, I don't know if he's involved with Pirate Software in anything besides one-off appearances. Prime was supposed to start a podcast with Pirate but I don't know the status of that, from a search of YouTube I can't find anything.
 
Youtube started forcing this guys shorts to me a little while ago. While I found them somewhat insightful at first there was something about this dude I did not like. Looks like my faggotdetector is still functional.
Something similar happened to me, the dude started to appear on shorts and he reminded me of Adam from YourMovieSucks and it look like I was right at the money with this faggot.
 
It's not that bad, there are loads of programmer livestreamers that manage it. ThePrimeagen and Jonathan Blow immediately come to mind.
From what I have seen, his audience is about 10k+ between youtube and twitch.
I don't know about the other two, but if their audience is that large too maybe I'm mistaken.
I don't code, that's not something I'm capable of doing. I have a loose idea of what it is, but good to know.

90% of his audience likely have no idea what he's talking about either.
The youtube shorts theory comes in again.
He built his audience on shorts which are zoomers thus none of them have any idea and just assume he's an expert cause he worked at Blizzard and Amazon. Hearing from you all about how he's using green text notepad and not an actual coding compiler just kind of furthers my suspicions.

Isn't immune from criticism on the Steam forums:
His response is incredible.
Yeah, maybe you should focus more on your responsibilities to others before you set up other shit like fun events and pizza parties.

What's annoying to me about this guy is his chat is leaking into other streamers I enjoy and watch.
Painting him as some guru or wizard with a pulse on the industry.

This clearly isn't the case and the streamers are just starting to believe it.
 
But seeing him be against this turned my opinion of him sour almost instantly. especially because it reeks of conflict of interest.
To be fair, he recently did a livestream where he was sponsored by Mihoyo to play Zenless Zone Zero, even if he claims he doesn't particularly like live service games. That game is okay (setting aside monetization for a moment), but the fact that he went ahead and took a sponsorship says a lot about his own interests.
 
To be fair, he recently did a livestream where he was sponsored by Mihoyo to play Zenless Zone Zero, even if he claims he doesn't particularly like live service games. That game is okay (setting aside monetization for a moment), but the fact that he went ahead and took a sponsorship says a lot about his own interests.
He’s also stated in his ZZZ stream he likes Genshin over Breath of The Wild, because Genshin “has more content” than BoTW.
 
So how long till people start smearing Ross? Cuz based on Pirate douchebags sperging thats the next step in the playbook, because they can't aruge there point. I don't think that can work, because I mean it's Ross. He has no skeletons in his closet other than the plastic ones he puts out for halloween. Of all the dudes to sperg at and have a bitch fit at.
This really bears emphasis. If it had just been his criticism of the project, I could have been like "oh, maybe he doesn't get it, or didn't really bother to read over it, or whatever" and considered it a oneoff. It's the fact that he decided to reject Ross's invitation to discuss thing, delete the comment, and call him disgusting that really raised alarms for me. I mean, trying to demonize ROSS of all people, and for the high crime of being realistic about how politicians think! If he had tempered his reaction just a little, I feel a lot of this scrutiny may not have happened.
 
Funny enough I've heard NOTHING about the ARG outside of Thor's own mentions. Aren't there sites devoted to breaking down ARGs? Or is it just that uninteresting?
The Heartbound wiki has the solutions to the ARG which links to discord of just under 200 users. So a very small subsection of his audience is interacting with this content.
 
This really bears emphasis. If it had just been his criticism of the project, I could have been like "oh, maybe he doesn't get it, or didn't really bother to read over it, or whatever" and considered it a oneoff. It's the fact that he decided to reject Ross's invitation to discuss thing, delete the comment, and call him disgusting that really raised alarms for me. I mean, trying to demonize ROSS of all people, and for the high crime of being realistic about how politicians think! If he had tempered his reaction just a little, I feel a lot of this scrutiny may not have happened.
It's pretty obvious why he doesn't want to even communicate with Ross as Ross has made it clear why he made that argument about politicians. Ross is not part of the initiative and has no role in it, he's an American and won't in any capacity be involved with politicians. Nothing about his argument was for convincing politicians. What he was doing was trying to convince viewers to actually consider this as a potential opportunity instead of the doomer "that will never work" mentality. Thor is either too stupid to realize this or he's a massive retard about politics (both of which are potentially true).
 
Looks like this dude on one occasion was defending Epic Games Store exclusivity. Does he know that most of the games he listed as examples were busted on PC at launch? I literally was unable to get a refund on RDR2 after troubleshooting audio device crashing issues with the game for two hours. Borderlands 3 was dogshit on PC at launch. Hitman 3 even required you to buy the games all over again unless you transferred your purchases from the Steam version with a website the developers put together.


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I remember seeing this guy's YouTube shorts and him saying some of the most brain-dead tech tips and tips about Internet security. After reading most of this thread, it's not shocking anymore that this guy is retarded; it just confirmed my suspicions.
 
Thor is associated with Offbrand Games, publisher of Rivals 2. As Thor confirmed on stream Rivals 2 will be an always-online live-service game. Stop Killing Games is a conflict of interest for him. That's it. That is the real reason he is so against it. And sure, he will try to act all high and mighty, but still it's just bullshit he made up, while the true reason is this: he left Blizzard, but Blizzard didn't leave him. He is a corporate shill and the mask is off.
 
@nukebot did you ever confirm you were more than just an attention seeker or are we still waiting on any kind of proof at all of anything you've said earlier in the thread?
At this point let me tell you what I can without doxing myself:
I moved on with my life. Yearbooks, emails, PMs on facebook, PMs on MYSPACE and shit - all gone. My original Facebook page got hijacked years ago. I have a COPY of Diablo II signed by everyone from Blizzard North that I got because I name dropped him at a Diablo III Release event in Irvine and Jason bitched about "everyone wants me to sign their copies" even though, news flash, he was talking about D3 and not D2 which he in fact did not work on despite having claimed to have done "Beta Testing on that game".

At this point: Him working with minors at "DARKSPHERE GAMES" and driving 2 hours to "Meet them" after selling adult "Avatars on Second Life" that they made with cocks and vaginas only screams "Exposing minors to adult content/material" as a HUGE Red Flag. The fact he doesn't say anything about people using terms like Niggerfaggot in text logs speaks for itself. I'm going to lurk and just watch things unfold.
I have a feeling that there is a lot more than my shitty little experience knowing him. Problem is even if he reads this he's going to be suspicious of everyone that lived in Tustin that actually cared to talk to him like a human being and not the bipolar skitzo shitposter he outwardly acts like. Ludwig and "Offbrand_Games" are going to get fucked when they realize that his bread and butter is "Plaugerize game, fuck with algorithm, pretend to know shit (while being nepo-baby), Profit from stupid children and troons trying to be the Dar Man of Gaming". Having him shit a brick over pet.spy was enough to validate my suspicions. Don't let him around kids and if you SEE him be sure to tell him to stay away from them.

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So that's the culprit of who's been stealing all of the breast milk at Blizzard homelander-style? lol.
Pardon the multi-post.
He was flicking his tongue like a reptile then began throwing his head back, rolling his eyes, and he screeched "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!" and that was the moment I knew that if I punched him in the throat I may save lives. Sadly, intrusive thoughts did not win that day.
 
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I've also never seen anyone seriously write code using Notepad++ with the h4XX0r-green text over black background, without any kind of syntax highlighting.
I'm not a great programmer myself, and some shit is loss on me (Vulkan and OpenGL related), but holy fuck that's so gay.
 
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