Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Black Willow Lurker]

JSON

He's probably still writing that JSON parser, it's only been 2 years.

 

[complete freak]

His Discord messages when /g/ discovered his Second Life account
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He's talking about the Interview at Con where you can hear his real voice
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Spoiler

This shit is too funny. He's clearly insecure about his voice. "Guys guys I actually hit a 2nd puberty at 33 guys trust me bro but anyways that's totally funny and weird guys please believe me". Makes you wonder who buys this shit? Well his fans will. This guy's entire life is just larping and bullshitting his way through everything, of course his fans are going to eat it up like pigs chugging down slop because it's what they want and have been conditioned to do. If you tell a lie enough times, people will believe it--especially with a "deep" and "confident" voice.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

I wonder if the whole furry and tranny thing really boils down to self hate.

If you take statements by @nukebot seriously, then it's definitely that.
- His dad allegedly did not give much of a shit about him as a kid
- He even caused issues by stealing from his dad's job
- His brother doesn't give a shit about him
- Nobody at school gave a shit about him
Also
- Where the fuck's his mom?

This would be a pretty bog-standard "neglected kid developed behavioral issues, then learned to thrive with manipulation and manufactured personalities", I'm pretty sure a bunch of kiwis have been there before, and have grown out of it

Unfortunately, Jason's not in the right place to wake the fuck up:
- His public persona is not "Jason Hall", it's "Thor, the PirateSoftware guy"
- He almost exclusively interacts with people over the internet, or at cons
- The closest ones around him are also delusional fuckwits (trannies)
- He doesn't even realize how much he's lying anymore
- He has terminal cognitive dissonance (Undertale's code is shit -> I'm a code god, but his code is basically the same quality)

The only way he actually grows up would be for his life to crumble around him completely, opening up the chance for him to re-evaluate his behavior, apologize, and move on.

this guy's a fucking lolcow of course he won't grow the fuck up lmao

 

[Relinquish]

Where the fuck's his mom?

Reading through @nukebot posts he seems to imply that he grew up without one. I'll try to look through his dox to find his information about his mom, if any of you find some info on her feel free to post it

 

[ChromaQuack]

Agreed, it's often worth "just getting it working" and then figuring out where the pain points are for adding new stuff and ironing them out specifically. That said, considering Thor seems to have blown way past 600 different global variables and at least one of his switch statements has over 1000 cases, I'd say he's not someone who follows the second half of this good practise, and I'm going to have to assume that his advice does NOT include the part where you refactor later down the line, since he doesn't implement that himself (I will also shut up now).

Not quite always, Postal III...

Well you see, Jason (I refuse to call this faggot Thor) doesn't need to do any of that because his code is PERFECT as it is, how does he know this you ask? why, because he's a 20 year industry veteran with 3 defcon black badges, of course it's perfect!, no revision or learning needed, no reflecting on how to improve it needed.

His advice might be good, but it's such a generic piece (just jump into it) that you could read it off a motivational poster; combine this with his sincere belief it doesn't apply to himself (because anything he does is perfect) and you understand just what makes eviscerating his code so funny.

There is not a genuine bone in his body, his takes are reddit concentrate because that's what gets the audience rolling, baby positivity and nuthugging while we sing kumbaya.

Besides, if you were looking for that kind of advice there is a man who Jason could not even dream of comparing to, a legend of motivation, a champion of encouragement, a mythic beast of inspiration.

 

[CaptainGarbage]

He's probably still writing that JSON parser, it's only been 2 years.

Okay what the actual fuck. This guy is such a massive fucking retard it's almost not even funny anymore, jk, it's now even funnier. GameMaker 1 and 2 already have a fucking JSON parser included. What is he talking about needing to write a parser for? MALD, YOU LITERALLY JUST CALL json_parser(json_file), the parser is already fucking written by smarter people than you. WTF how do I know this exists and I've never even touched GameMaker before, yet he's talking about writing a fucking parser like he's about to write one with Lex and Yacc. What the fuck. I just went and checked and the godforsaken function literally gives you a collection of Structs and Arrays and back. If sorting some arrays is hard for him no wonder his motherfucking game has been in development for 8 years and nothing but switch cases. HOLY SHIT. I swear this guy is about as dense as a black hole. I literally have few words, unironically I cannot believe how retarded this fuck is. If he's being that confused about what he needs to parse out of the array collection itself, than it's no wonder his father never interacted with him and his mom left. Bro's trying to put the fucking cube in the circle hole. HUR DUR Y NO FIT.

This shit's got me triggered.
Edit: Okay, after watching it again, I read the JSON on screen and it's a JSON from twitch bullshit. Which makes this even easier since you have actual python via api to work with and python natively parses JSON. So this fucking mental case knows of JSON and will parse JSON in fucking python, but then ignore it completely in his own fucking game. I just can't even.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Okay what the actual fuck. This guy is such a massive fucking retard it's almost not even funny anymore, jk, it's now even funnier. GameMaker 1 and 2 already have a fucking JSON parser included. What is he talking about needing to write a parser for? MALD, YOU LITERALLY JUST CALL json_parser(json_file), the parser is already fucking written by smarter people than you. WTF how do I know this exists and I've never even touched GameMaker before, yet he's talking about writing a fucking parser like he's about to write one with Lex and Yacc. What the fuck. I just went and checked and the godforsaken function literally gives you a collection of Structs and Arrays and back. If sorting some arrays is hard for him no wonder his motherfucking game has been in development for 8 years and nothing but switch cases. HOLY SHIT. I swear this guy is about as dense as a black hole. I literally have few words, unironically I cannot believe how retarded this fuck is. If he's being that confused about what he needs to parse out of the array collection itself, than it's no wonder his father never interacted with him and his mom left. Bro's trying to put the fucking cube in the circle hole. HUR DUR Y NO FIT.

This shit's got me triggered.

So literally he’s the Yandere Dev of Game Maker. Lmao.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

It's even better when you realize he very likely doesn't know what recursion is.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Reading through @nukebot posts he seems to imply that he grew up without one. I'll try to look through his dox to find his information about his mom, if any of you find some info on her feel free to post it

I kinda suck at stalking, but this could be interesting, from fastpeoplesearch:
Jason Hall - https://archive.is/mxAeY
Joey-ray Hall - https://archive.is/w4wD1
Joeyray Hall - https://archive.is/TIlOV

Looking at the associated people, My best guess for his mom would be
Cherri Hall/Cherri Anderson/Cherri Laird, as:
- Age lines up
- Lived area lines up (Orange county)
- Shared address (1553 Ponderosa St, Costa Mesa CA 92626 , in 1994/1995)

Now, this is garbage data by a shit website, but could be a useful lead.

Could be supported by this obituary, which mentions Jason and a brother, but the son's name is different (unless Joey-ray changed his name from Gaylon Hall Jr)
@nukebot can you confirm the brother's name is Brandon?
...Also seems to mention a Tiffani, which does line up with nukebot's claims. Fuck.

EDIT: Archive for the obituary sucks, here's a copy of the text:

Spoiler: Obituary

Gaylon B. Hall, age 86, of Phenix City, Alabama passed away on Tuesday, April 6, 2021. A graveside service for Gaylon will be held Friday, April 9, 2021 at 1:00 PM at Lakeview Memorial Gardens, Hyw 431 North, Phenix City, AL.

Gaylon was born June 9, 1934 in Wheelock, Vermont to Helen Burns Hall and Henry Hall. While attending college, he was drafted into the US Army where he served his country proudly for 2 years. He met and married the love of his life, and settled here in Phenix City. He was a “Jack of all Trades” and was retired as Maintenance General Foreman at Columbus Foundry. Gaylon was a hard working provider for his family. He taught them the value of family. Gaylon wasn’t all work, he was a NASCAR (Dale Earnheart) fan, loved collecting Garfield, laughing at old comedy shows and joking with his grandchildren. Gaylon will always be remembered as a selfless man who never said no to someone needing help.

Gaylon was preceded in death by his parents. He is survived by his wife of 58 years, Jane Hall; son Gaylon Hall, Jr. (Cherri); daughter Melonie Hall Marshall (David); and son Shane Hall; ; brothers Ernest Lapierre and Fredrick Hall; grandsons Joshua Nowell, Jason Hall, Brandon Hall (Tiffani), great grandchildren Angel Kite, Skyler Somers, Brianna Ellis, Kloe and Hunter Hall; fur babies Katie, Yankee and Mohawk; other family members and many friends.

Edit: this part is incorrect according to nukebot

 

[Relinquish]

I'll try to look through his dox to find his information about his mom, if any of you find some info on her feel free to post it

I looked through his Interviews he never mentioned his mom, but he did however mention his stepmom, meaning that his biological mom did divorce his dad

Source (Timestamp 46:30)
I haven't looked through what @Burnt Effigy has posted, but if I find something I'll let you guys know

 

[Chick in Jockey]

Theo Browne already voiced their opinions on stopkillinggames. Their views are largely in line with Jason's.

Don't remind me of Theo. He's such a pretentious dick case on Twitter.

I remember his rant on people calling out Sweet Baby Inc, and him defending a solo game developer crying that Valve wanted him to fix his game due to crashing issues with SteamInput (Wow, Valve having quality control for once that isn't moral grandstanding like Sony over ESRB rated games), and he just comes off as a massive prick to me. He has such a punchable face and a pedo stache too.

Shame to see Jeff Geerling in that image.

As for PrimeAGen, he just coded for Netflix, so I personally don't think his opinion on video games should be taken seriously. He should stick to proselytizing being a neovim + nvchad disciple.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

stepmom

The plot thickens (either that or I'm retarded and this is old news). In this disgusting piece of media he mentions a "stepdad":

 

[Trombonista]

@rebel has been threadbanned for a day. Carry on.

 

[Nick Gars]

Not quite always, Postal III...

There is no Postal 3? RWS are silly dudes and just skipped to 4.

common RWS W. I'm so glad RWS posted this, it further backs up what I said in the other thread about developers wanting people to enjoy their games.

This. If I ever get off my lazy ass and put out a game, I care more about it being played than profit. Most developers don't get this luxury because buisness is buisness and the niggers up top will can you in a heartbeat of you're not shoving shit out the door at mach 8. Doesn't mean they don't have passion for what they're doing and don't want to see ot thrive.

He's obviously fucking those ferrets. That's the most weird thing about this dude for me. Owning 5 fucking ferrets or whatever the fuck is one thing. Being a ferret furry is another.

At this point, I automatically assume anyone labeling themselves with "furry" is also openly admitting to fucking animals until proven otherwise. They can "not all" me till they suffocate and I'll just respond "yiff in hell, furfag". Furries are the fucking "13/50 meme" taken to the absolute extreme.

 

[SFINAE]

Don't remind me of Theo. He's such a pretentious dick case on Twitter.

This is the same retard that did zero research for his video on Ladybird:

(sorry no archive, phoneposting rn)

He is completely inexperienced in anything except frontend development, but will smugly bullshit his way regardless. I don't expect his opinions on game dev to be any different. Him, Primeagen and Mald are the primary examples of the "confident bullshiter" trend that has metastasized on YouTube.

 

[Stay Mad]

This is the same retard that did zero research for his video on Ladybird:

(sorry no archive, phoneposting rn)

He is completely inexperienced in anything except frontend development, but will smugly bullshit his way regardless. I don't expect his opinions on game dev to be any different. Him, Primeagen and Mald are the primary examples of the "confident bullshiter" trend that has metastasized on YouTube.

Holy shit what an absolute retard faggot. Shitting on tiny nothing-nitpicks on their website, just because he is le ebbic big mad that there is a rare project that prioritizes the actual technology over soy nonsense, is prime fucking Reddit septic-brain.

I really want to tell him to neck, but I don't want whatever is inside that skull to go into the earth and contaminate the ground water. ❤

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

~snipped json sperging~

When he's talking about "parser" I think he's referring to the code that has to unpack all of that garbage. I.e. find the string, then send it back through the parser to get another JSON object, then do that a couple more times... it's a pain in the ass and whoever wrote that endpoint should be shot.

 

[Tari]

So the game has only one save file and you literally can't "start a new save" without using another steam account and sharing the game through family share?
What a great system.
Not that anyone would ever want to replay this gross fucking game, but still, it's a retarded design.

Technically you can use Steam Achievement Manager instead. Though again, why the fuck would you want to replay something that's worse than Yandere Simulator?

 

[nukebot]

Reading through @nukebot posts he seems to imply that he grew up without one. I'll try to look through his dox to find his information about his mom, if any of you find some info on her feel free to post it

Glad you caught that. He never mentions his "mother". Not in streams, not in game narrative, not to anyone in his current sphere. There have been stories that he himself told all his old "Friends" but repeating them here would actually make me look like I'm just trying to pull some LARPing faggotry.

@Burnt Effigy
can you confirm the brother's name is Brandon?

His Brother's name is Damian or Damion. I remember this was his LASTFM Music Profile: https://www.last.fm/user/ImpoliteLad
. Tiffani L was the girl he went nuts for and simped over then called up after she was married with a kid trying to "Hook up again" with.
Edited: For confirmation of his Brother. His brother called himself "Impolite_Lad".

@Stay Mad Self Immolation will protect the water table.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

His Brother's name is Damian or Damion.

Checks the fuck out.

Also supports the Cherri Hall/Anderson theory.
Will dig more.

Edit: Holy fucking shit HE'S ALSO BEEN INSIDE OF BLIZZ LMAO