Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Brand New Combine Harvstr]

Found this in the comment section of his video. Sounds like it lines up with your explanation but also mentions his group was turbo retarded and fought a war where they were super outnumbered and it heavily backfired, causing everyone to dogpile them after the war was over.
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Judging by what I've heard of their Ashes of Creation plans, Jason plans to do the same thing by just having a high number of reddit-tier no skill retards join his organization to bully other groups into complicity. I expect this to backfire massively when they eventually piss off everyone and unite legions of autistic MMO spergs against him.

Is that from Jason's Eve video? because it's gone from there now. I guess Mald is deleting things that show otherwise. I wonder how long this other comment I saw on there will stick around

 

[Macintosh Love]

Spoiler: Archive

A new video about Thor and SKG, which includes some brutally ironic quotes from Thor:

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@buying gf You were faster than me with this one, so I will try to add more to the info

Here is the whole reply he gave to the question of games preservation. This is from 8+ months ago when his channel really exploded. I recorded the whole reply from his stream. He starts to answer and then continues after the ads (I skipped the ads). The whole answer is pure chef's kiss that should be somehow tattooed to his forehead so he can never forget it.

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BUT if you want to hear ANOTHER war story where he beat everyone in the Blizzard office, here is the timestamp where it all begins:

https://www.youtube.com/live/Fd5oZDQ3tZE?t=24525s

The war story is told during the ad break.

Not archiving the livestream. User already included local copy of relevant section pertaining to post. Ignored

Another day and another video where our main "hero" complains about the changes that will help users, but as a dev he thinks they are not good. I sense a pattern here.
A lot of comments are not agreeing with him.

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A short advice on imposter syndrome????

Borked Local media using preserve tube video instead

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Streaming 12+ hours a day while being in a state of constant fear must be really difficult. I wonder why he keeps doing this to himself.


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Unknown source. Ignoring.

 

[itogi]

I wonder how long this other comment I saw on there will stick around

Judging by how Jason has a habit of deleting comments that expose him, not for long.

 

[Panzekampfwagen Einz]

If his experience is with QA and he acted like that, because that bit about malicious compliance sounds in line with his autistic petiness, then im not not surprised most game devs spend the bare minimum in humoring QA monkeys if they're that smug about reporting shit

I wanted to reply earlier to some of his claims, since I work in QA for more than 15 years now. I first started in gaming as a puzzle designer and QA and then moved to financial software, because those damn banks are the only that will pay decent money for good work, even though they act like they own you, but that is not the point.

Acting malicious like Mald describes it will get you fired faster than you can say otorhinolaryngology. @TrainWreckWatcher already mentioned it, but the ticketing system are pretty robust and it's even hard to raise a "double defect" because the system will recognize that the same issue has already been raised. There are also coordination meetings between producers/managers, devs and QAs at least 2-3 a week.

During my time in gamedev the producer would call me if he noticed people would start raising defects that they decided are not big enough to fix now, or he may even descope them forever and tell me to relay the message to the team.
QA is not malicious as this asshole puts it. It is sadly the most underappreciated part of gamedevelopment but we are also the first to receive the blame if something goes wrong.

The famous question these days is: "Didn't QA look at this shit? How could they miss this?". I honestly hate it, because the answer is: QA knew, they probably reported it months ago, but they have no say in how the producer will decide to proceed. We can only write a list of warnings and defects that are hindering the game.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

I wanted to reply earlier to some of his claims, since I work in QA for more than 15 years now. I first started in gaming as a puzzle designer and QA and then moved to financial software, because those damn banks are the only that will pay decent money for good work, even though they act like they own you, but that is not the point.

Acting malicious like Mald describes it will get you fired faster than you can say otorhinolaryngology. @TrainWreckWatcher already mentioned it, but the ticketing system are pretty robust and it's even hard to raise a "double defect" because the system will recognize that the same issue has already been raised. There are also coordination meetings between producers/managers, devs and QAs at least 2-3 a week.

During my time in gamedev the producer would call me if he noticed people would start raising defects that they decided are not big enough to fix now, or he may even descope them forever and tell me to relay the message to the team.
QA is not malicious as this asshole puts it. It is sadly the most underappreciated part of gamedevelopment but we are also the first to receive the blame if something goes wrong.

The famous question these days is: "Didn't QA look at this shit? How could they miss this?". I honestly hate it, because the answer is: QA knew, they probably reported it months ago, but they have no say in how the producer will decide to proceed. We can only write a list of warnings and defects that are hindering the game.

I trust your word more than Mald's so ill retract that bit about QAs being monkeys, i should've known that he would be talking out of his anus

 

[Shieldman]

Noticed that Mald in typical Mald fashion, HAD to reply


Direct link to the comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkWxTtH6SHg&lc=UgzpTvCFyqsgL9W9_0R4AaABAg

Tried to look for any negative comments but couldn't find them. Mald and his janny army are probably reading this right now.

 

[Panzekampfwagen Einz]

I trust your word more than Mald's so ill retract that bit about QAs being monkeys, i should've known that he would be talking out of his anus

No worries. There are of course bad QA like that Romanian company that was hired by CDP Red for Cyberpunk. The management lied about the quality of their testers, hired only the ultra beginners and then put a junior QA in charge of testing.

So most of the time they didn't even know how to properly test more complex systems and they spent months reporting minor graphical issues and similar "problems".
And they did that, not because they wanted to just keep their jobs, but because they were promised training on the job and were mandated to report at least 10 defects per day, which is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard, but it was dreamed up by a corpo bean counter so I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[itogi]

Found a response video to Jason's shitty takes on SKG which hasn't been posted here before:

Ghost Archive, Preservetube, local:

 

[Macintosh Love]

Spoiler: Archive

Another "interesting" take from Mald (preservetube). The "amazing AGS QA" is particularly funny, if we take into account what a shitshow New World was.
I wonder why the editor didn't include this portion of the same stream, though. Maybe because it makes Mald look really fucking butthurt, probably due to people (rightfully) questioning his "developer" credentials, seeing as he spent a lot of his time as QA, which is as close to "unskilled labor" as you can get.
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I don't think there is an archive of this one itt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu1KpT3eAfg

https://web.archive.org/web/20240717135626/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu1KpT3eAfg

Thor's EPIC Rant - Why the Assassin's Creed Outrage is RIDICULOUS | PirateSoftware Clips
found on the channel DailyDoseOfThor - FanMade

It's allegedly another on of Mald's midiwt anti consumer takes.

Please tell me someone has an archive.

Tried all archive.org captures. No video found
Video privated. Fan channel that Jason brought on to edit for PirateSoftware channel.

Look at his sweet OPSEC ability. God do I ever hate this faggot's larp

Archived it. Ghost archive didn't seem to work with youtube shorts.
I doxed myself with the wrong information so I can't be doxed.

Reason for dox:
Making up stories about Lizard Squad.
(See: https://youtu.be/osvljj_37Rk)
Anyone got a copy of that? Never mind.

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So if he published info that was "slightly wrong", how was I able to find the address that another kiwi confirmed was filed in his voting record and was used as a mailing address for his company per the filings he submitted to the Washington SOS (Secretary of State) for Pirate Software Inc? Also, if he submitted "slightly wrong" info (for example: a "slightly wrong" name) how was nukebot able to find his deed for the property he bought recently? It's almost like Jason doesn't know what he is talking about and is currently coping because he got mega doxed.


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Both videos locally stored by @Musashi's Son
Data Broker Video Archive links: Preserve Tube | Ghost Archive
Lizardsquad Video only Preserve Tube has link.

Hold up.
1 million dollar house?

I have a clip for this.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Wo4brRqkz0

This nigger is such a lying hypocritcal piece of shit. The rest of this stuff is pretty lul worthy but THIS actually makes me MATI.


He fucking lies about "living within his means" while he's literally buying McMansions? Kill yourself you furry faggot.

Learn how to archive:

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@Musashi's Son already archived and posted local copy. No action needed.

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Genius developer describing the perfect game that he worked on that definitely couldn't be exploited by shaking the window back and forth

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=V2nzN2w5yQo

Local copy already avaliable
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Does Mald fuck his Ferrets?

Here is Mald seething because twitch removed his twerking ferret hentai emote. It was probably flagged by a furry mod who realized this is sexualized content.
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Mald doth protest too much and seems to be projecting his sick fetish onto others.
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Found skimming through his clipped content on Twitch.

Not sure about source but found this.

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Not making local copy. We already have copies from the livestream provided by @The Tall Man

 

[Brand New Combine Harvstr]

Noticed that Mald in typical Mald fashion, HAD to reply

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Direct link to the comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkWxTtH6SHg&lc=UgzpTvCFyqsgL9W9_0R4AaABAg

Tried to look for any negative comments but couldn't find them. Mald and his janny army are probably reading this right now.

Yeah, that's not what he said in the video at all. At the 3:30 mark all he says is that CCP giving people access to the area was bad. Nothing about the guard issue or any of that refund stuff. If his story relies on the full story he should just tell the full story. He also doesn't respond to the other people saying that seagulling was, at least partially, intended because you did a piss poor job of securing the area fully before doing whatever it is you wanted to do. Wouldn't his best solution be to respond to those comments instead of deleting them? Guess the almighty Thor doesn't need to look good to the masses because they are already le epic high fiving him over putting people in their place.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

The really infuriating part of mald is that people who enjoy his content refuse to see what he actually does. They tote around his defcon badge, being a government hacker, and a successful game dev. Even if you show them proof of him bass boosting his mic they will say that his voice is actually that deep. I give him credit with the social engineering stuff because he has like hard convinced people on all his exaggerations and lies.

I'd be surprised if 99% of his delusional YT short fans fact-check his lies at all. The sad thing is that they all treat him like he's a veteran indie dev when he's barely even scratched the surface.

This came up in my suggestions earlier and it's truly horrific that people are treating him like a highly successful game developer who's opinion means everything.

 

[Macintosh Love]

Spoiler: Archive

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Mald is seething and threatening to ban anyone who calls him a nepo baby.
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Mald tells the story of how his reconstructed fingertip started rotting and smelled like a hotdog.
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Mald is fighting Evil Eddy by playing hall monitor for Hollywood. Snitches get stitches, Jason.
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Of course, the midwit idolizes another midwit, but Daddy Destiny didn't notice him.
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1st Clip

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2nd Clip

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4th clip
Can't find anything. But I found this gem instead. Can't eat hotdogs my ass.

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5th clip

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Local copy ignored. Already have clip from original stream.

6th clip
No source found. Local copy avaliable. Ignored.

I'm pretty sure this is Jason defending himself in the comments of this video with an alt account.

Video already archived in previous post. Ignored.

 

[Bob Barbas]

Honestly, this guy is probably one of the more entertaining types of cows. I love the type of moron that thinks he's some kind of genius puppet master but is actually just an absolute bumbling buffoon who is ironically easy to manipulate himself.
Chris was the same way, he still thinks he's some kind of megamind genius when he's probably one of the dumbest and easy to trick people alive.

They're so hateable yet so entertaining to watch when they step on the rake over and over again, then proceed to make a ridiculously over complex plan to not get hit in the face by the rake again, only to step on the rake again because dumbfuck can't seem to figure out the reason the rake is hitting him in the face in the first place.

 

[Macintosh Love]

Spoiler: Archive

Makes you wonder how much of the other things he has confidently said is just nonsense he couldnt bother to verify
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=oMm8P4J1_RY

Yeah this guy is such an elite hacker genius that he will say next "I PUT INCONSISTENT INFO ON MY BUSINESS FILINGS AND EFFECTIVELY PERJURED MYSELF. HAHAHAH GET OWNED TROLLS".

EDIT:

This guy is so hellbent to tell unverified stories for clout that he can't bother to at least ask more people to verify the snake oil he communicates to his audience. The info that Tracy Bush made the sound of the Murloc has been available since at least March 2020 and was easily available with a simple google search (1, 2).

Local Archives of the shorts he did about the Murloc sound:
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Original clip of first Murdoc video not found.
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You were right.

Jason talking about the FA hack and mentions KF. Calls us a "cesspit of the old Internet" and says that we hArAss people:

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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMUZrlDL61M

EDIT: Reuploaded clip 1 and 3 with more context.

Livestream from where all clips were sourced.

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"Un-piratable"

How it's going (taken from this video):
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I find it incredibly amusing that mald is replying to a nobodies comment on an LTT video, he 100% neurotically searches his own name.

Spoiler

(also sorry for no archive on the LTT video I tried thrice and archive.is wouldnt capture the comment section properly or the page altoegther)

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Ignoring local copy for Anti piracy clip. Already avaliable in thread.

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[TrainWreckWatcher]

Acting malicious like Mald describes it will get you fired faster than you can say otorhinolaryngology.

I trust your word more than Mald's so ill retract that bit about QAs being monkeys, i should've known that he would be talking out of his anus

Gentlemen, I believe you can both be correct on this.

Remember Jason is the son of one of the founders of blizzard. He can be a snarky asshole with little to no fear.
Actual people who want to work in games of course wouldn't act like it. But Jason? He had no need to fear he had that safety net to fall into.
So while actual good QA will bust their balls and do their best to document because they want to do more than just QA, people like Jason will sit there, bitch, complain, do the minimum, crack jokes about placeholders, and collect their paycheck safely.

The world is a cruel joke.

I'd be surprised if 99% of his delusional YT short fans fact-check his lies at all. The sad thing is that they all treat him like he's a veteran indie dev when he's barely even scratched the surface.

This came up in my suggestions earlier and it's truly horrific that people are treating him like a highly successful game developer who's opinion means everything.

Like it or not, Jason has "kingmaker" pull right now.
That clip alone at the time this guy was viewing it had almost 370k+ views. Which means 370,000 people from that clip alone had eyes on this game.
Factor in the livestream too and its probably closer to almost 400k. How much will that turn into sales? No idea, but its essentially big advertising.
More than buying an ad on youtube or twitter for thousands of dollars.

E: it was 370k+ not 350 changed numbers

 

[Macintosh Love]

Spoiler: Archive

Goldberg EMU and an overlay with the Steam API. It takes a bit to work but it's possible. This will trigger the achievements on your steam account.

I find it kind of funny he wants it to be uncrackable, so why doesn't go the Darkspore route and make everything sever side? Oh wait, Ross already did a video on that and look how that game turned out. 0% piracy rate and you can't play it today. Is that what Josh wants? To develop a game for 7 years and then have no one play it? Because that's kinda sad.

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Jason uploaded a clip from his stream about the situation. He is sad that Dragoneer died.

Local copy ignored. @Musashi's Son posted local copy along with archive links.

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[Chris Konon]

I'd be surprised if 99% of his delusional YT short fans fact-check his lies at all. The sad thing is that they all treat him like he's a veteran indie dev when he's barely even scratched the surface.

This came up in my suggestions earlier and it's truly horrific that people are treating him like a highly successful game developer who's opinion means everything.

Literally a sojak face

 

[Macintosh Love]

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Local copy unneeded. @Musashi's Son posted all original source videos, local copy and archive links already.

Archive Ghost Archive never seems to work for YT Shorts?
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YT Shorts are standard YT videos that redirect to Shorts player. For archiving shorts, copy video id to the end of standard "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=" link: example

Monkey Macintosh learns to archive videos correctly.

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[JJLiautaud]

Remember Jason is the son of one of the founders of blizzard. He can be a snarky asshole with little to no fear.
Actual people who want to work in games of course wouldn't act like it. But Jason? He had no need to fear he had that safety net to fall into.
So while actual good QA will bust their balls and do their best to document because they want to do more than just QA, people like Jason will sit there, bitch, complain, do the minimum, crack jokes about placeholders, and collect their paycheck safely.

Imagine being such a failson that your dad is a founding member of a legendary game company and the only job you can get is QA.

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

Noticed that Mald in typical Mald fashion, HAD to reply

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Tried to look for any negative comments but couldn't find them. Mald and his janny army are probably reading this right now.

Time to be an EVE autist again and explain why he is once again bullshitting to those who don't play EVE.

In normal empire space, if you have poor standings with any of the major NPC factions and you enter their space, NPC navy ships belonging to that faction will shoot at you. However they don't really do much damage and they don't do much Electronic Warfare on you. As long as you don't sit still and let them kill you they are a nuisance at best. Jason is claiming he advocated for replicating this system in Triglavian space, that is not what he advocated for.

Jason specifically wanted Diamond Rats who would hunt players that didn't have standing. Diamond Rats are not NPC navy ships. CCP created them for Strongholds and later Forward Operating Bases, which are intended to be higher end PvE content that require specifically designed fleet compositions to fight. They are basically turbocharged NPC ships that CCP modeled after player PvP doctrines, meaning there are dedicated damage dealers (DPS), EWAR (debuff and preventing you from running away and logi (space healers) ships who will enter formations and focus fire on targets. They do fucktones of damage and will wreck your shit if you arent specifically prepared to fight them.

Diamond Rats chasing non-friendly players around the system would be absolutely cancer which is exactly why CCP didn't implement that. Any EVE player you ask will agree that using Diamond Rats as NPC navy ships would be cancer.

Its an important distinction to make. Jason is trying to conflate NPC Navy ships with Diamond Rats because he knows the average person watching his video doesn't play EVE and will read his CSM thread and think hes talking about one thing when hes talking about another.