Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 416 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,641 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,937 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,288
Mr. Software has posted a "We couldn't do this without you" statement.

"It's been almost a year since the giant explosion that took our stream from ~400 average viewers to above 10,000" lolol. Link, Archive

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It's been almost a year since the giant explosion that took our stream from ~400 average viewers to above 10,000. In the beginning of this I formed a corporation and hired our moderation team and editors on full-time.

At the time people claimed we would be bankrupt within 6 months or that mods shouldn't be paid. Yet you, all of you, supported us and what we were doing. Together, you never stopped doing so.

Today we have 12 moderators, 2 editors, and 2 caretakers for the ferret rescue. Everyone is on full-time with benefits or is a contractor that receives equivalent pay to those benefits. We don't decrease payment for people in other countries so everyone is paid equally within a role regardless of their location.

We couldn't do this without you. Literally. Thank you everyone.
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Replies include statements like "my mom uses some of your shorts in her training meetings" (link, archive just in case) and excessive glazing.
 
Pirate Software employs a mere three people to partake in their game development. None of them are programmers (...including Thor)

Aside from Jason Hall, there are two people whose role is entirely just to assist him by creating assets.

These are: Bradie "Shaye" Rehmel (artist) and Stijn Van Wakeren (sound designer), both of which are freakish retards. Note that I am retreading some ground here.

This is just to provide an overview of contact points, I have not reviewed any of their online chatting.

Bradie Rehmel​

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Username(s): (primarily sourced to OP but noted here for research)
  • RiverMakes
  • Shayebot
  • f1shb0nes
  • flshb0nes (notice: L instead of i)
  • wolfspawnegg
  • flshbones.

Social Media(s):

There is a Tumblr account here that I cannot check as I do not have an account and cannot sign up on Tor.

E-mail(s):

Their personal website is rivermakes[.]com (archive) but it is under development and has no content, sadly.

Here's a clip of Thor fighting with Shaye regarding sign sizing:


LinkedIn can be found on the link below, I am not having any luck archiving it without just getting the "Log in" screen, so maybe someone else can for good measure. Furthermore I am hesitant to just link it in case some retard clicks on it.
Code:
https://www.linkedin[.]com/in/bradie-rehmel-6a9b36143

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They also list participation in the earlier discussed team Psychoholics Black Badge alongside Thor.

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Stijn van Wakeren (they/them!)​

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Has experience with audio and development, speaks Dutch and English fluently. How do I know this? Their resume can be found in the documents folder on their website (or the frontpage if you are a regular person):
stijnvanwakeren.com -> documents -> Stijn van Wakeren CV.pdf (Archive) (archives of pdf documents are not great, review local copy for more)

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Who the fuck puts their gay little cartoon persona on their fucking resumé? So cursed

Username(s):
  • BreinStijn
  • Stijn
  • StijnvanWakeren

Domain(s):
  • breinstijn.nl (expired)
  • stijnvanwakeren.com (active)

E-mail(s):

Social media(s):
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Multi-Channel Network (lol):
Basically he has a bunch of channels for his various interests.

Their website, stijnvanwakeren.com (Archive), which touts Mr. Wakeren as "the cutest composer around" provides the following e-mail address:
stijn@stijnvanwakeren.com

Obviously worth noting is that a person is rarely spawned onto the internet with a corpo mail, so there is some real e-mail address to find out there. This e-mail can of course be found on their Tumblr account.

They studied Bachelor of Science in Game Design at the University of the Arts Utrecht according to their game-creators.camp profile, which can be found here (@stjin). (Archive)

Listed on the CV is "Jason Thor Hall" a/k/a PirateSoftware with the e-mail jasonthorhall@gmail.com.

Sidenote​


I keep forgetting to include this so here goes.

Thor created his own games Wikipedia article, and had to use two attempts to do it.​

Thorwich on Wikipedia originally attempted the creation of the article March 5, 2017, but was denied by Administrators. This has provided for a pretty funny note on his profile:
Wikipedia Talk Page (Archive)
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Around 3 hours later he made a second attempt in the video game section, and was SADLY accepted.

During early in development he launched an ARG, which he for some reason felt was necessary to add to his Wikipedia site for the game:

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He also added a bunch of goofy lore about his game
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LOL
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These are: Bradie "Shaye" Rehmel (artist) and Stijn Van Wakeren (sound designer), both of which are freakish retards. Note that I am retreading some ground here.
Absolutely mental. A sound designer hired before hiring someone who can actually code for you.
Guessing they knew this person like they know Bradie.
It sounds like its all business expense tax loopholes for the money he's bringing in from streaming.
"Oh these are employees for me."
And then he writes it off while the guy records making noises with his mouth into a microphone once every 6 months.
 
Has he always been this type of power-tripping fag?
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Yet, you left your job to start your game studio?
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This man can't stop bullshitting.
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Has he always been this type of power-tripping fag?
I hate this freak and his obnoxious grandstanding on exploiting/cheating/whatever in video games. Even when he tries to do his ultra deep spooky voice, he sounds like the biggest retard ever.

And when you get banned... heh, no one will feel bad for you. *adjusts fedora*

I encourage everyone to cheat and deceive administrators as much as possible. It is a moral obligation.
 
He just can't help himself spewing smug, know-it-all bullshit about stuff he doesn't know about, and this will ultimately be his downfall.
 
Has he always been this type of power-tripping fag?
He strikes me as someone who will abuse any kind of power he have.
Some people find shit like that funny. But from my personal experience, people who do shit like that for lolz, will fuck you over for real once real stakes are there.

The amount of plausible, but rather unlikely stories that he spews all the time is astonishing.
To add to previous point, this is some weird ass power trip fantasy too. I can imagine him having some grudge against his guild leader, and then coming up with this story as a way to imagine his power over him.
So you are saying that you get to tour your friend in office? Because it's normal for IT companies(or any on that matter) to just let strangers in.
And somehow Risk Department knew who this guy was?
And also they just so happen to remember his nick when banning?

Also, hello everyone!
So happy that there is place to alog this dipshit. Nothing grinds my gears like people without elementary knowledge spewing their bullshit confidently.
I hope some semi-mainstream youtuber catches on and do expose on him. His narcissistic brain won't be able to cope with it.
 
Yet, you left your job to start your game studio?
Imagine you spend 8-10 hours working just to have a side hobbie.
Every single psychology class in regards to work and human behaviour will say that MEANING has a lot of impact on the mental health and work drive of a person.
And still, we have this huge furry faggot online just spewing his projections into young kids and retards that follow him - "Don't enjoy your work and you will never get hurt".

Why don't you leave psychology to specialists and go work on your shitty bootleg undertale game, Maldavius Cockstroker?
 
He strikes me as someone who will abuse any kind of power he have.
Some people find shit like that funny. But from my personal experience, people who do shit like that for lolz, will fuck you over for real once real stakes are there.

The amount of plausible, but rather unlikely stories that he spews all the time is astonishing.
To add to previous point, this is some weird ass power trip fantasy too. I can imagine him having some grudge against his guild leader, and then coming up with this story as a way to imagine his power over him.
So you are saying that you get to tour your friend in office? Because it's normal for IT companies(or any on that matter) to just let strangers in.
And somehow Risk Department knew who this guy was?
And also they just so happen to remember his nick when banning?

Also, hello everyone!
So happy that there is place to alog this dipshit. Nothing grinds my gears like people without elementary knowledge spewing their bullshit confidently.
I hope some semi-mainstream youtuber catches on and do expose on him. His narcissistic brain won't be able to cope with it.
It really would be great to see his fans cope on his behalf about he definitely is a super real hacker. I am also sort of expecting him to launch some sort of full-scale attack on KiwiFarms. His buddies probably wouldn't be interested in committing an outright crime here, but something might happen. Such as social engineering ("what's your full legal name and address") or similar >>hacking<< methods.

I can report that luckily all technical parts of his Discord appears to contain exclusively retards and troons.

Feels like if he had seen this thread he'd already be on a moral crusade, which sort of tells me he hasn't. But it also feels unlikely no one has told him...
 
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An adult Mald driving 2 hours to meet up with an underaged girl that worked for his digital fetish shop.
4 hours actually... 2 hours to and 2 hours back. I had been looking into this more myself and I am finding arguments people are using to gunt guard Jason so I'm gonna try and address and fight them here so there less doubt as to what possibly happened.

First of all this happened. Thor himself says that it happened and nobody has even tried denying it. He met up with this minor as a ~20 year old adult, end of story. As for what actually happened there, that is still in question.

Where the actual gunt guarding begins is in the timeline of if Jason actually knew whether this was a minor before he met up with her. Him knowing before meeting her would drastically change the implications of the meeting and is important to understand.
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Smuggesthatkid on reddit (who gunt guards Jason constantly every time criticism comes up) Says that Jason drove out to this minor without knowing about it before hand and after finding out about it immediately left the minor. Hatkid provides nothing to support what he says but when dealing with accusations as serious as these I will always give the benefit of the doubt.
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My big question about this argument is why the fuck didn't Jason say this in the comment response he made? (that he later deleted with a false copyright strike)
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If he was so innocent and had no idea of this person being a minor... wouldn't he have addressed the meeting? I mean it's only logical to state that the moment he found out this girl was a minor that he left her. More than that, why didn't he talk about the harrassment accusations? or the ddosing accusations???

Well he did respond to all of that... His response to it was to copyright strike everyone who talked about it and try to sweep all of it under the rug.
These are not the actions of some innocent little angel who met up with a minor just to "hang out" or "chat" with her.
This is what someone with A very dark past does to try and hide it for damage control. What he's doing reflects really badly on him and judging by what we've seen so far. It may not be too far out to assume to worst here...

"I swear I only drove 4 hours to meet up with a minor so we could hang out and stuff!1!"

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More reddit gunt guarding. More conflicting interests
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Thor himself said that he fired her over "business reasons" nothing about her age or the art she made for him has ever even been mentioned by him.

Fucking classic, what does the "far right" have to do with your edaddy being a potential predator who drives 4 fucking hours to meet up with a minor?
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(also does this redditor seem familiar? I swear someone named miss autmn was featured on MATI for some gross shit at some point or another)

Let me also remind you guys that Reddit is the same platform that openly and blatantly ran cover for the pedophile Chris Tyson. Respecting pronouns and all. Even after the Discord leaks

Wingless / Maimface is also a pooner it seems and is worth noting since Jason is currently married to one.

With everything else we've seen I think it's safe to conclude he's got a preference for pooners.
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All in all I think it to be very important to record every argument people make against what this guy does and point out the holes in the logic so that no history rewrites are allowed to happen. I can almost guarantee that when Jason is forced to address this he will try to rewrite what he previously said and what people are currently saying about him.

The only question we need to answer now in regards to whether he's a predator or not is if he knew about her age before or after he met up with her IRL. Once we know that there will be a much better case against him in regards to possible grooming accusations.
So far I only have his weird comment response and the strikes going against him so I can't be quick to accuse anything but keep your eyes peeled.
 
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He strikes me as someone who will abuse any kind of power he have.
Some people find shit like that funny. But from my personal experience, people who do shit like that for lolz, will fuck you over for real once real stakes are there.

The amount of plausible, but rather unlikely stories that he spews all the time is astonishing.
To add to previous point, this is some weird ass power trip fantasy too. I can imagine him having some grudge against his guild leader, and then coming up with this story as a way to imagine his power over him.
So you are saying that you get to tour your friend in office? Because it's normal for IT companies(or any on that matter) to just let strangers in.
And somehow Risk Department knew who this guy was?
And also they just so happen to remember his nick when banning?

Also, hello everyone!
So happy that there is place to alog this dipshit. Nothing grinds my gears like people without elementary knowledge spewing their bullshit confidently.
I hope some semi-mainstream youtuber catches on and do expose on him. His narcissistic brain won't be able to cope with it.
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