Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,275
Gunlance said:
Nigga do you know how aggro works in these games? Do you know that frost mages have jobs to do when a run call gets made and aren't supposed to be run away scaredy bitches? Imagine picking a specific class with a specific role, one that you're literally on record talking about how nothing can go wrong if that class is played right, going so far as to state the basic primer of what to do when shit hits the fan as said class, then doing none of that, and instead doing the literal least helpful things you could have done. Again though, it's not that he totally fucked everyone over that's the issue for most people, it's that he refuses to say, yeah, I really fucked that up. Maybe he should consider being a different class if he wants to to whatever he wants, but other classes would get called out on leeching if he was playing them.
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i do know how aggro works, and his blizzard wouldn't have done shit in that situation
"nothing can go wrong if that class is played right" that doesn't take in account when a leader fucks up his job at being a leader
he didn't "fuck up", in that specific situation, there was nothing he could've done at that range that would've made it play out differently
the run was already bad beforehand, then the leader panicked and made the team separate
if the leader didn't call the team to run, there would be one death, if he called the team to run and went with it, none would've (if we go with the presumption the druid wouldn't have pulled that retarded skit), but he did a mix of both and now two are dead.

people thought thor fucked up, not because of what he did but because the leader got pissy and they fell for his seethe
now people are turning around and realizing he didn't fuck up, of course, he could've done better, but it's highly questionable if a life would've been saved if he did.
The leader is just unable to cope with his fuckup and tries to spread the blame around like everyone fucked up as much when he's like 70% to blame and the druid 30%, or a 60/40 if you think the druid really was a retard.

psw couldn't have popped a heal even with the crystal and if he came back after the first blink he'd be killed by the group of mobs that the druid aggro'd.
 
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Looks like he bailed out of today's scheduled stream. Iirc he says he streams daily except for 2 days and when he has to go somewhere (attending cons), or when he has to murder a ferret and his twitch schedule page seems to indicate so (I assume he automated it). Looks like it got to him :story:
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
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Looks like he bailed out of today's scheduled stream. Iirc he says he streams daily except for 2 days and when he has to go somewhere (attending cons), or when he has to murder a ferret and his twitch schedule page seems to indicate so (I assume he automated it). Looks like it got to him :story:
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Apparently this is why. How convenient.
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Tyler Interceptor said:
This is the most retarded possible controversy if I'm being honest, but if this is what it takes for his room temperature IQ followers to stop fellating him and let him fade into obscurity then so be it
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Any attention that makes more people aware of his greater more valid levels of bullshit is a win in the end.


For all the newcomers. IF you really wanna twist the knife. He runs away from his team in a fight like he runs away from finishing his game.
Get to work on the game Maldy its been eight years.
 
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Edgy But Dull said:
As a mage, he was never in any danger for the pull and he didn't lift a finger to help others.
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MALD IS A BITCH ASS RAT WHO WOULDN'T EVEN LIFT A PINKIE FINGER TO HELP
THIS IS SO WRONG DOOD
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING WRONG
LOOK AT THAT
YOU CAN'T LOOK AT THAT AND TELL ME THAT PIRATE RIGGER WAS IN THE RIGHT
THIS IS BULLSHIT DOOD
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I'M GONNA FUCK A DEWD
 
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I'm understanding that they(streamer guild niggers) can run dungeons with people outside the clout goblin guild?
Seems like he's gonna have to find groups with pug randoms from now on because everyone else in the guild is already aware of his rat tendencies.
But even outside the fag streamer guild the whole server is that hardcore can't die thing and this incident got pretty viral so a lot of players even ppl not in that guild must be aware of him, and due to the nature of the can't die mechanic I believe it's gonna be hard for him to find groups.
 
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The Wokest said:
I'm understanding that they(streamer guild niggers) can run dungeons with people outside the clout goblin guild?
Seems like he's gonna have to find groups with pug randoms from now on because everyone else in the guild is already aware of his rat tendencies.
But even outside the fag streamer guild the whole server is that hardcore can't die thing and this incident got pretty viral so a lot of players even ppl not in that guild must be aware of him, and due to the nature of the can't die mechanic I believe it's gonna be hard for him to find groups.
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Id say to never underestimate the lengths simps would go for their E-daddy but it would be funny if he was persona non grata

But i think all he has to do is find Sycophants so he will get his runs and be able to roach as many nobodies as he can
 
thegunbuilderguy said:
(doesn't help the druid fucked up so fucking bad it could be categorized as treason in some other clans.
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You do know Asmongold is just using that as an excuse to farm controversy, right? You really shouldn't allow yourself to be influenced so heavily by some random streamer that's obviously wrong.

They could have all lived, and sure there were things others could have done better, but everyone else did try to at least do something to assist in the escape while Maldy, the person with the biggest toolbox, decided to piss his pants and leave everyone behind when he had complete safety to provide cover.

And the theory that the druid would pull an extra pack at the end regardless is also retarded and can be attributed to Mald. If Maldy was there laying cover the whole time, slowing the mastiffs and such, then the retreat formation would have been much tighter and organized and would have prevented such an accidental additional aggro. Though even then a well placed Blizzard or Frost Nova could have mitigated the additional pack and still gotten them out of there, Asmongold is just using it for cope.

I bet if Maldy had a Target Dummy he'd claim it's too valuable to use and Asmongold would back him up on it.
 
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SFINAE said:
It's so fucking funny to me that the exact inverse of this meme is happening. Mald has done some fucked up shit and it's only being unearthed because he fucked up in some dumb video game. Poetic.

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The situation also just perfectly encapsulates him as a person. He has no idea what he is doing, he is a liar, and he only cares about himself.
 
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