Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 417 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,644 38.2%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,943 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,299
This does seem reminiscent of Keffals' strategy. It's frustrating that Jason could come out on top after this blows over. All he has done is dig deeper and deeper. All of the harrassment and supposed swatting was completely avoidable if he didn't continue doubling down on his retarded potision. As he continues to victimize himself, his initial fuckup will pale in comparison to the consequences that he's dealing with. I expect the people who rightfully and respectfully criticized his behavior (Soda, Xaryu, etc.) will do a complete 180 and defend him, probably even today.
 
Whatever random garbage this guy said
Please, I'm begging you. Stop posting, its tiring seeing your stupid shit on this post. I don't care, nobody else has cared in 2 days & no one will care.
Sup. Has anyone actually tried to test his "cyber security" knowledge? Like he's so retarded I think you can fish him, because he strikes me as a redditor that can't apply his autistic nerd knowledge at all. Probably a gooner furry email could help, so the lust for glorified rats clouds his judgment?
I'll give you 3 examples.

First, the Crowdstrike incident. He actually kinda starts off in the right direction and in some defense to him this was still I believe in the first 48 hours?
However, even at this time this information was dead fucking wrong. In fact in the first 30 seconds he talks about Microsoft pushing a patch. This makes no fucking sense, Microsoft in most cases will always push its KBs on patch Tuesday, anyone whose been a Sysadmin for Windows devices, knows this type of schedule. I like many other people worked on this incident involving Crowdstrike and while I can't line up when this Podcast aired to the Crowdstrike incident, His blatantly wrong here and those with industry knowledge generally knew within 3-6 hours that Crowdstrike was the main issue here.

Secondly his "Password Management".
Yes, you can do this. But there is a reason why nobody does. Its fucking retarded. 90% of Sysadmins worth there salt will use a normal password management application. Keepass 2 being an example. This is not a password management solution, this is someone trying to be random = funny. Security people can be autistic as fuck, but if I saw a colleague do this I'd performance manage them out the next day for wasting time.

Third, The Stingray Device
I just found this and its fucking Loony Bins if this is true. The rule of thumb with foreign / unknown devices is that you preserve the data that exists on it. If you believe its could be off a criminal nature, you create a chain of custody, keep the device on, isolated and under custody until you hand it to an individual that will forensically investigate or transport it.

If what he said is true, then that evidence would not be presentable in a court of law. His admitted to tampering with the device, somehow getting root access and then dumping logs and doing other shit. I don't think I would know anyone that would touch a device in this manner if they knew it was going to be turned over to the authorities for a split second. Also while there are absloute retards at DEFCON, I cannot believe for a second that any of this happened.

There are NO media reports of this at all. When there was an arrest a few years ago, (the Wannacry guy), he got his face plastered everywhere and everyone knew. If someone can find anything, hook a brother up.

I am not an avid watcher and this is from a 20 minute search. Annoyingly he rarely if ever dives into anything more than surface level, which makes it hard for him to fuck up and looking quite smart & smug. If I find anything else in my spare time, I'll post it for lulcow shennanigans.
 
I think Mald might have actually fucked himself over with his base audience of trannies and furries. Didn't think a qoute retweet like this would get that much attention.
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Mald had to make a post saying that his call with Asmon was completely apolitical.
He doesn't realize his fanbase of palestinian tranny flags don't think that way. They are eating him in the replies.
 
This Reddit comment caught my attention of someone's who worked with Jason when he was an intern:

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MargaritaDiary said:
This comment will die because I was late to the party here but I worked a little with Jason during his first stint as an intern and met him a few times several years later, the dude is a legit asshole. the first time I ran into him again after Blizz he unprompted brought up his game and bragged to us about how he outsourced pretty much everything in champions breakfast for no cost and about how much he made a month on it and the vibe was very much everyone should be in awe, no one was and we all talked shit about him after he left.

His claim he “hid who he was” when he was at Blizzard is an absolute lie, he was given some nothing job with the QA team for his “internship” and when he did was mentioned at all on team 2 looking at bug tickets from him in inspector, his name was Thor of course we’d bring up there’s a dude named Thor in QA, he was always “Joeyray’s kid”, my friends in QA said the same. He didn’t code, he didn’t get close to fucking code, the only thing I ever heard about him was they stuck him in exploratory play testing, which they hire people off the street to do if they could. If he was hired back after I left blizzard and coded for WoW I’d be a little surprised but not really, that company was (is?) a complete shit show in regards to software engineering best practices (thousands of hotfixes post release much?).

Anyway, this entire situation is absolute cinema to anyone who has met the guy, no one cares that he sucks at WoW, seriously, but his reaction to everything has been on brand for him as a person. Call it nepotism, call it narcissistic, call it whatever you want just don’t call it mana gem.
 
This does seem reminiscent of Keffals' strategy. It's frustrating that Jason could come out on top after this blows over. All he has done is dig deeper and deeper. All of the harrassment and supposed swatting was completely avoidable if he didn't continue doubling down on his retarded potision. As he continues to victimize himself, his initial fuckup will pale in comparison to the consequences that he's dealing with. I expect the people who rightfully and respectfully criticized his behavior (Soda, Xaryu, etc.) will do a complete 180 and defend him, probably even today.

The “test” of if this did any actual lasting damage is still a few months away:

Based on this tweet (Archive) from a few days ago, he sees this as a challenge. That's just my assumption though.
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On April 1st, he will attempt to break the Hype Train record after it was taken from him unexpectedly earlier this month by vedal987.

Now I do not expect this drama to last another two and a half months, yet I’m wondering if this is turning enough against him (or maybe he just permabanned enough viewers) where actually getting it back is less likely.
 
Why? I haven't really seen him do or say anything that egregious
Oh my god. I glaze thru the post and didn't catch it but he really did a "i used to work at blizzard, btw" in his non-apology tweet. Holy fuck :story:

Also lol at the guy coming in here to be mald's strongest soldier but not knowing the status of mald's biggest project :story:
 
Oh my god. I glaze thru the post and didn't catch it but he really did a "i used to work at blizzard, btw" in his non-apology tweet. Holy fuck :story:

Also lol at the guy coming in here to be mald's strongest soldier but not knowing the status of mald's biggest project :story:
What's more retarded is that the code Jason abandoned is just a copy of Toby Foxes codebase. So a guy who's not a programmer copied from a guy who's not a programmer. Then there's a pajeet defending both of them like it's textbook practice.
 
incase someone's doubting that line count:
>measures coding skill in number of languages known
>measures productivity in line count
>says as long as the code works it doesn't matter if it's unmaintainable

is Mald hiring call center pajeets to gunt guard for him on the New Zealander agriculture forum? Reprehensible. Those are American jobs that should be going to Americans!
 
Why? I haven't really seen him do or say anything that egregious
Chud is just a retard, and as such he says really retarded things sometimes(things that would sink other creators), but since he has such a good(or bad however you want to word it) track record of being retarded people just think, "oh its just Chud being retarded".
 
Chud is just a retard, and as such he says really retarded things sometimes(things that would sink other creators), but since he has such a good(or bad however you want to word it) track record of being retarded people just think, "oh its just Chud being retarded".
Haven't seen him say anything crazy last year when I found him.
At worst he thinks trannies are cool
 
This Reddit comment caught my attention of someone's who worked with Jason when he was an intern:

First, the Crowdstrike incident. He actually kinda starts off in the right direction and in some defense to him this was still I believe in the first 48 hours?

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Secondly his "Password Management".

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Third, The Stingray Device

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This isn't the chud thread, can we get back to talking about the narcissistic furfag please? Specifically whether or not we think this is a turning point that will rally normies against him or not.
One can only hope. Unfortunately I still think he has enough retards wrapped around his fingers that it will take something much more extreme to turn them off of him. I am praying for some sort of sex scandal! Perhaps one involving his 'rescued' ferrets.
 
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