Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine how insufferable would be to talk to this guy irl

He would be the type to always use fancy words to make himself look interesting.

I would just nod and leave.

 

[mag_fag]

According to someone on Telegram, this guy is also a sexual harasser. Not a surprise if true, however take a grain of salt with it as anyone can make anything up.

If I uploaded these images wrong, my bad, newfag here.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

To the surprise of nobody, It seems Reddit is removing LSF comments related to Maldavius Figtree. Mald can try covering it up as much as he wants, but his name has been embedded in countless copypastas. I tried to archive the post, but it seems I was a bit too late.
At least the reply to it is still there. Isn't this his AoC username? Why is he still so damn retarded about it?
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And this is where it ends. It was great to see more normies get the attention this deserves but the average redditor approves of censorship on his wholesome chungus internet forumino.
My guess is, the farms got shilled too much in too little time, and because it's le dangerous nazi hideout the mods shat themselves and started banning and removing anything related to John Maldden.

I think I can predict what will happen next in his career but I don't want to give Maldo any involuntary advice.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

He's so obsessed with being "nice" and right and good at the game, while being such a fucking blowhard It's insufferable. I don't follow this cow but from the little I've seen I guarantee at one point during his streams he was bragging about re-binding A,S,D being the mark of a good gamer View attachment 6859036Whilst never binding other spells, never getting mana/swiftness/dream pots or dark runes or levelling first aid.

>berserking not keybound
>frost ward and fire ward are not keybound
>rank 1 blizzard not keybound
>polymorph not keybound
>mana gem not keybound
>mana shield not keybound
>PvP trinket not keybound
>ice block not keybound
>decurse not keybound
>slowfall not keybound
>LIPs (limited invulnerability potion) not keybound
>FAPS (free action potion) not keybound
Holy fuck, I didn't realize how extensive this retardation went. You can't show this hotbar to any mage and claim to know what the fuck you're doing as a mage. You could get away with a few of these but the crucial ones like ice block, rank 1 blizzard, LIPs, and polymorph are completely unforgiveable. He is fundamentally awful at mage.

 

[Lammy]

According to someone on Telegram, this guy is also a sexual harasser. Not a surprise if true, however take a grain of salt with it as anyone can make anything up.

If I uploaded these images wrong, my bad, newfag here.

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Maldavius? More like Malrapius!
No surprise to see a guy that cheated on and divorced his wife to fuck and marry a troon is yet another "consent accident" enjoyer.

 

[my penis is on fire]

But of course, he took no accountability for it.

On the Wiki there is no ferret listed as having died in October, the most recent recorded death was in September. The charitable explanation is that the ferret was taken in on short notice and not fully integrated into the rescue, which is why it is was never documented.

 

[MercuryMan]

>berserking not keybound
>frost ward and fire ward are not keybound
>rank 1 blizzard not keybound
>polymorph not keybound
>mana gem not keybound
>mana shield not keybound
>PvP trinket not keybound
>ice block not keybound
>decurse not keybound
>slowfall not keybound
>LIPs (limited invulnerability potion) not keybound
>FAPS (free action potion) not keybound
Holy fuck, I didn't realize how extensive this retardation went.

B-but he has 20 years of experience?!
He religiously pursues a 12+ hour of wow streaming to not develop games!!

 

[ClownWare]

Recent reviews of Heartbound have dipped from mixed to mostly negative

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Don't worry, Jason will report the negative reviews. As he did it during previous dip (transphobic incident)
As usual, Valve will throw those false reports into garbage.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

According to someone on Telegram, this guy is also a sexual harasser. Not a surprise if true, however take a grain of salt with it as anyone can make anything up.

If I uploaded these images wrong, my bad, newfag here.
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This is retarded and non-credible. It's just a censored screenshot of a guy saying he knows a guy who said something vague happened.

 

[ADHD Mate]

WHY... he could just pre-initialize an array record with a freaking loop and keep the comments as just.. comments. maybe make an enum for code hints.
this is literal faggotry

He loops over it too, you can see it at the top of a script.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He's absolutely going to get distracted and let someone else die and its going to be hilarious.

My gut says he's going to try and create a scenario where he can rescue people and be 'the hero'.
Now likely he'll die in the process of it too. Intentional or not.

I think Mald might have actually fucked himself over with his base audience of trannies and furries. Didn't think a qoute retweet like this would get that much attention.
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To me this is the best part of it all. The one guy defending him he can't even defend he just says, "well I can talk to anyone. Its important."
He doesn't defend Asmon as not being hitler he does the bare minimum.
He's roaching away from it the best he can just like he roached in the fight.
Its all about self preservation the best he can do.

I'm on team Nothing Ever Happens: the majority of normies will forget this within a month, and will never dig deeper. The only way this gets worse is if Mald refuses to let it go.

This wont be the end for Mald but it will probably cut off a chunk of his audience and have people shit talking him more.

Not sure if this was posted in here or not, if so my bad. Edit: I just noticed this was a week ago. Holy shit
Here's the VOD with the timestamp where the clip started.
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I get the feeling he never did raiding in WoW and is just bullshitting. And watching a video a few months ago and trying to remember what it said.
Fitting that the man who lies on everything is caught up in the biggest lie of all being someone big at Blizzard but he knows jack shit about their own games and that's what brings the start of the downfall for him.

Bro pulled a Nintendo level coverup (Archive)

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Nothing like trying to advertise a product in the middle of a hate storm. I'm sure offbrand loves him for it.

IntelliJ IDEA pic? Ok now I know for sure who I'm eyeballing in that other tab is definitely you.

Autism detectives are a terrifying and impressive thing.

Asmon is live and again dickriding mald.
He says he has a connection with Mald. And also there in the same talent agency from Asmon = called Mythic. Thats why he's defending him so much...

Called it. I knew he was connected through Mythic.

He's going to push Rekieta off of his Lolcow throne this year. You've heard it here first.

No Chance. Rekieta may have more charges coming this year, and has up to 3 potential legal cases he's going to lose.
He also started the year with a house foreclosure.
This nigger cannot compete with the triple Lolcow of the year as much as he wishes he could.


Holy shit this thread is moving fast I couldn't keep up.

 

[mag_fag]

This is retarded and non-credible. It's just a censored screenshot of a guy saying he knows a guy who said something vague happened.

That's why I said take it with a grain of salt for this reason. Either way here's hoping more info comes out if this person isn't just hot air.

 

[FloorPlanGreen]

Holy fuck, I didn't realize how extensive this retardation went.

Spoiler: WoW/MMO Autism

Playing MMORPGs for nearly your entire life and not having some sort of layout or system that works for you whilst being functional is the sign of someone who has a complete inability or want to learn or improve at all. Most MMORPGs are inherently clunky game design wise and being able to interface with the game better is 30% of being able to play it.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

>brand new account
>furry avatar
>wild, life-ruining allegation with zero proof
yeah I'm calling gayops on this one

 

[Shinku]

He loops over it too, you can see it at the top of a script.

I just noticed that. I'm lost for words why even waste this much code. he could simply just make a comment block with all the array indexes labels. This is not funny anymore. this is just gross.

 

[Wodanaz]

funniest thing elon ever made

 

[SlyVMan]

Moonmoon sympathizing with PirateSoftware
So sad

 

[mag_fag]

>brand new account
>furry avatar
>wild, life-ruining allegation with zero proof
yeah I'm calling gayops on this one

Not really gayops, more so that I saw something interesting elsewhere and shared it here in case it became something more. Also it annoys me to see Mald's face pop up every-so-often in YT thumbnails; annoys me more when someone recommends his channel out of the blue.

If I gave gayops impression, that's on me. Mea culpa

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This won't be the end of mald but I think this mirrors to the events of another narcissist nick rekieta.

This is mald's "ppl found out he went to hedo2 and got mocked so hard about it he nuked his discord and started seething about his wife's body being ruined and got forever stamped as a cuck" moment. Eventually we'll get to mald's "arrested for cocaine and ppl found out he fed coke to his daughter" moment

 

[Pizdec]

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Moonmoon sympathizing with PirateSoftware
So sad

You sucking dick at a game is one thing, Mald sucking dick even though he's a nepobaby from Blizzard who got characters permawiped is a totally different level of fuck-uppery. Jason downing this harder then Ralph and a bottle of Maker's mark is on a completely different level then you making newbie mistakes in a game and continuing on.