Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,275
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lmao, top comment on one of the first things that shows up when you look for ikea gnomes
 
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Lvkester Endorser said:
Wait, what? Tell us more.
Ps. Thanks for coming back and delivering. You are providing the toppest of keks for us all.
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I don't want to keep shifting the thread back to focus on me, so I'm going to chill it for the most part from here on after this. I think I've responded to all the pressing gnome business of the day, and I truly don't know much more than I've already said about Jason. Hit my profile posts if you have something that hasn't been discussed to death, and I'll respond there whenever I roll in to check on my usual lolcows. Chantal and Amberlynn are boring as hell lately, so I'm not normally on much.

I talked a bit about it on my profile posts, but I'm friends with JoeyRay, as well as a lot of the old Blizzard crew through social circles. I'm talking Sons of the Storm old Blizzard, long before I ever worked there.

I met JoeyRay through mutual friends, and he introduced his wife (at the time) to me so she could contact me as a resource in the future. His wife was the ex-wife of a very close friend of mine, so I didn't try to make more of the friendships with either person since I didn't want my other friend to be hurt by it.

We're on a friendship level where we generally find each other at events and hang out a bit, just like my other distant-ish Blizzard friends, and interact over social media occasionally. We have photos together and the like. I'm really just a non-annoying, semi-interesting person to hang out with, so it's not anything more than that. This wouldn't ever even come up outside of this thread since everyone knows everyone in these circles. It's weird to not be known in the groups if you've been in the Blizzard orbit for ages.

So yeah. I'm sure he'd enjoy the belly laughs.
 
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boing boing said:
His own streams show the state of his carpet and thensome, so this is a lifestyle situation-type deal that was already out in the open.
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That reminds me of the room where he keeps his ferrets, it has so much ferret shit on the carpet. I hope he's not renting because if he is the next tenant is going to be smelling ferret piss and shit for sometime to come
 
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Weither he sent that poor gnome to mine for chocolate in his dark cave or not there is no question that it is quite literally full of shit. Terracotta is extremely porous to the point it completely absorbs water, if you ever used Terracotta pots or owned a chia-pet you'll see water just pass though it given time. The roach is nasty enough I'm doubting he takes the time to close the lid every flush so there's no doubt that every single piss and shit particle that bounces out is going straight into that helpless victim of a gnome. If the degenerate fuck does use it for the unthinkable it's probably one of the worst things you could possible put up there since in best circumstances it's still filled with all the disgusting grime and gunk in his shower water, it he did put it inside him and didn't catch some disease he's incredibly fucking lucky. I would say even his dumb ass wouldn't be that retarded but the fact he kept it in his bathroom shows that no really he is such a retard that it's possible that he thinks shoving a ceramic gnome up is asshole is a good idea.
 
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Scorpion From MK said:
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Someone put the AOC clips together. Putting it here because Mald will strike it for sure.
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I noticed something in this clip, that I also noticed in another clip which I had taken back during the StopKillingGames debacle. At the end of the video you linked, he responds to and bans a user in the chat, after which he proceeds to flex and let out a satisfied "uuuhhhhh."

Check out this clip from last year. He does the same shit:



He bans the dude, flexes, and goes "yeeaaaaah!" lmao

Here's the one from your clip:



Also, when he's doing this, I noticed the deep voice he likes to affect completely changes, briefly, and he sounds more like how you'd expect him to sound normally.

Does he always do this retarded flexing when he bans someone he calls out in the chat? I've only seen him ban people 2 times and he's done it both times. Does anyone have any more clips of him banning people? Now I'm really curious if he does this all the time.
 
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To be frank I doubt that he would pull a YandereDev if he actually hires another dev to code for him.
Maldavius is an egotistic narcissistic asshole, but he's not stupid. If the guy can improve his godawful spaghetti code he will probably grit his teeth, but endure and just let the guy do it. After all, once the guy is done, Mald can just swoop in, pay him, and then proceed to gloat publicaly how much better "his" code is and how much of a l33t uberh4xor programming genius he is.
 
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Now that we know he's fucking filthy + quotes from him like "ferrets don't stink" and "i only wash my hair every x days"(x cause i forgot the exact number), we know this is one stinky motherfucker.

Yet he has been out to conventions and awards and the like and we hear nothing about his stink. It's not surprising because people who attend these tend to shut the fuck up until they can twist the knives in the back real good (see vic mignona). But now that mald is a laughing stock, will mald still attend events? Will people call him out on his stink? :story:
 
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