Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ScurvyRat]

I find it really odd (well not that odd) that the faggot Moist Critikal never put out a video about Mald. Primo drama that he usually EATS UP.
Anyone know if he's a part of that Night Media group?
Obviously Ludwig (mald's business partner) would avoid making a video, but man, think of the ad revenue!!

 

[Terfmaster9000]

they otherwise don't really smell on their own.

They do, and your house and clothes smelled awful. Your friends were just too nice to let you know.
I had a friend who had ferrets whose glands were removed. Her entire place reeked. Wild animals stink. Hell, even having more than 2 cats will make your apartment stink. The owners just get nose-blind and stop noticing, but those around you DO notice.

Maldy Faggot has close to 50 of those fuckers. Walking past his house probably brings people to tears from the stench.

 

[SandyCat]

I find it really odd (well not that odd) that the faggot Moist Critikal never put out a video about Mald. Primo drama that he usually EATS UP.
Anyone know if he's a part of that Night Media group?
Obviously Ludwig (mald's business partner) would avoid making a video, but man, think of the ad revenue!!

He's only allowed to fence sit if its against people he finds it safe to publicly dislike. Piratesoftware is still vaguely liked among some of these normie youtubers so he has to wait until Pirate digs his hole deeper before moistcritical can make a 20 minute safe-edgy video

 

[Forklift Certified]

...not have cold relief medicine? It's winter ffs.

apart from Maldy my former chemistry teacher liked to say... "treating cold without medicine takes 7 days with medicine only a week"

Anyway back to maldy, he still has 12 day before the supposed first monthly update. Who knows, what is the chance to pull a nickokado avocado and just releasing that shit ? Just image the smugness "HONHONHON You are all been l33t haxxord all along and the game already finished "

 

[rapecel]

It's kinda crazy to me how people can gain a following, popularity, connections with other people and money by just being complete fucking bullshitters, you just have to put out something with potential that will make people excited. Same thing with YandereDev.

 

[SandyCat]

It's kinda crazy to me how people can gain a following, popularity, connections with other people and money by just being complete fucking bullshitters, you just have to put out something with potential that will make people excited. Same thing with YandereDev.

Keemstar made millions and a entire lifelong career out of bullshitting. I guess the lesson to learn here is don't go to college or learn a trade, instead become a egotistical streamer with a voice changer and a terracotta bathroom gnome that doubles as a dildo

 

[Gravemind]

As absolutely fucking horrific as the shitgnome is, I hope the memeing about it never dies out.

 

[Colon capital V]

He's only allowed to fence sit if its against people he finds it safe to publicly dislike. Piratesoftware is still vaguely liked among some of these normie youtubers so he has to wait until Pirate digs his hole deeper before moistcritical can make a 20 minute safe-edgy video

I guess that's also the reason why Mutahar also hasn't released anything about Mald yet. I've said this before, but so far most of the surface level "controversy" there is to know about Mald is pretty inconsequential. Most people not in the know would see what he's doing and go:
"Oh he left his gaming group while in a raid in a 20 year old game? Kind of a dick move, but who cares it's just a game."
"Oh he lied and pretended to find the solution to this week-long community effort answer to a puzzle game? It's not a speedrun, nothing was at stake so why do you care?"
"Oh he lies about being a hacker and gives surface level advice? Well as long as it's positive, uplifting and not wrong to those who listen to him, I don't see what the harm is."
The most damning thing you could probably pin him for to the general audience is the SKG incident/industry plant and that he's a lazy sack of shit hackfraud who's kept his paying Kickstarter backers in limbo for 8 years for his game that should have taken as much time as Undertale did. Otherwise there has to be something more serious (i.e. speedrunning drama) for people like Pootahar or Moise_Cuntikle to make a video on.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

lmao This just shows any "apology" is purely performative. This guy lies nonstop. He could just ignore that chatter, but his ego won't let him

He is too much of an ego driven condescending cunt to ever ignore it.

These plebs that are in lower standing than me are criticizing me? How dare they!
And on the other end is the:
A bigger content creator is criticizing me? Well let's see what twitch thinks of them dogpiling me!

Pussy ass bitch won't ever properly own up to his shit.

Fitting SS quote:


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[Joshua Connor Tomar]

A fucking gnome on the counter is getting fucking filthy fast, especially if it has a hollow interior.

especially if you shove it up your ass.

 

[SlyVMan]

Man the people here are lost causes



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[dick about shit]

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Ah yes, the ol' laws = morality defence. What amendment was bestiality in again?

 

[MercuryMan]

Man the people here are lost causes
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The groomcord hugbox never disappoints. They practically live there with the amount of messages they have. Also lol at the breaking law strawman. It's not illegal to be a narc nepo furry but damn is it unbearable to be around one.

 

[my penis is on fire]

>"Sir, I'm happy to report that Kilo Foxtrot is back to A-Logging the ferret rescue. It appears that they're running out of material to cover, and the controversy is dying down."
>"Good, good. All I have to do now is hire some Russians to finish my game, and public perception will swing back into my favor in no time."
>doors burst open
>top discord mod rushes in out of breath
>"Sir. They found the Poop Gnome."
>...
>"Code Red. Code Red. Operation Drop Kilo Foxtrot 2.0 is a go. Ping every furry hacker in my contact list. I want that site wiped off the face of the earth."

 

[CatharticShitHead]

I find it really odd (well not that odd) that the faggot Moist Critikal never put out a video about Mald. Primo drama that he usually EATS UP.
Anyone know if he's a part of that Night Media group?
Obviously Ludwig (mald's business partner) would avoid making a video, but man, think of the ad revenue!!

I would assume that unless every leech on YT is making a video on it, then it's not on the radar for Charlie. This is a guy who arguably lost to Sneako in a deebayte, I imagine that unless you know it's 100% kosher then you too would not jump on the internet's favorite "coder" faggot.

If the usual suspects got into a twitter slapfight or even uploaded a vid themselves, then you'd see Charlie hop on and give his expert take.

Forgive me if anyone else has already pointed this out but I have noticed that Jason here has the speaking cadence of a socially stunted autist. It's one of those things I've only noticed recently, that autists/retards have a very specific way of speaking but it's like he speaks in bursts. As if he is rehearsing in his head every 3 or 4 words before he says them.

I could also be talking out of my ass but I swear it feels like he's got this annoying pattern of speaking.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

As if he is rehearsing in his head every 3 or 4 words before he says them.

I got hit with this hard seeing his reactions to the animal well puzzles, especially shit like saying "...it's the lengths!" and literally saying "Bingo!" like he's a character in a TV show. I'm pretty sure a lot of Jason-isms are really just textbook tism-isms.
Autism would also line up a lot with his lolsorandom ligma humor and alleged degenerate shithead behavior growing up.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Someone put out a deconstructed view of the Animal Well video pointing out all the autisms that have been pointed out in this thread and the little kid fake reactions to "finding out" the puzzles.

This part cracks me up. Pirate's excuse of going away from his computer was that "he heard loud noises, loud enough to hear through the game-play" and he went to check out for intruders in his house with a machete, since it's the only thing he had in his house.

He comes back and says it was. Get this: Loud Paper

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Can confirm it is not a dildo. It is a "vintage Ikea" terracotta porch gnome.

Sure everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Man the people here are lost causes
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"He makes people feel insecure..."

You have to be fucking kidding me. These people are as bad as DSP's last few followers.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

"He makes people feel insecure..."

You have to be fucking kidding me. These people are as bad as DSP's last few followers.

You have to keep it in context, the only people that can follow him are terrible gamers or terrible developers, anybody with any skill in either of those just leaves.

Their aspiration is to do quite literally anything, and they can't even put in the effort to get good at games, they have to be spooned by a gene thief.