Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 420 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,648 38.2%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,949 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,312
Albino has pretty specific experience playing a lot of obtuse games, he is a perfect critic for this playthrough.
The variety of special interest people that can take a shot at him with real harsh legitimate claims has been very interesting to me.
Me too. I've been petering off lolcows here but this has really grabbed my interest. Fucking hate liars, especially the smug, wannabe-know-it-all ones. Loving all the past shit being dug up. I saw he might be trying to take legal action now with some of his critics, this guy is just quadrupling down isn't he?
 
Me too. I've been petering off lolcows here but this has really grabbed my interest. Fucking hate liars, especially the smug, wannabe-know-it-all ones. Loving all the past shit being dug up. I saw he might be trying to take legal action now with some of his critics, this guy is just quadrupling down isn't he?
We're so fucking far past quadrupling down.
 
Albino has pretty specific experience playing a lot of obtuse games, he is a perfect critic for this playthrough.
The variety of special interest people that can take a shot at him with real harsh legitimate claims has been very interesting to me.
The most retarded responses in the comments are the people going "Wow, shocking the guy with 3 DEFCON badges is good at puzzles", just completely ignoring that he just pulls answers out of thin air that he has zero context for, no deliberation, no trial & error. I forgot being good at a process means you eventually get so good you can skip it entirely and the results just appear in your mind.

Fuck being a streamer, Fagtree is missing his calling as the greatest detective ever known. Even Poirot had to ask a few questions at least.
Listened to the albino video and it's my first time actually exposing myself to Maldy talking for longer than a few seconds and holy shit he doesn't talk how people talk, he's like an amalgamation of every teacher I've had from preschool to highschool all lecturing me about how smart he is. He makes my skin crawl.
He speaks like an aspiring middle manager to the lowly wagies beneath them. Enough surface level knowledge to convince those who don't know any better that he's an expert, every conversation is an annoying platitude for some life lesson they're graciously gifting to you, and if you're below them on the totem pole then you better know your fucking place or he'll let you know.
 
Someone on LSF pointed out that Mald's voice changer glitched out during his Animal Well stream (10:05:54). "Blind Playthrough" was removed from the title of the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCB3VcJy-c&t=36354s
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I contacted the developer of the Maldy Roach game. You can access the demo of the game here:
https://assisted-anarky.itch.io/idle-streaming-bonanza
Just incase Roach tries to DMCA the itch link, I made an archive of it on Mega.
https://mega.nz/file/kmlEVQZI#ISnFDlpkuxYaHulhKIVusaKf043barlHXQlJapidMFk

If both links get roached by Figtree, let me know and I'll reupload it.
So he uses a pitch changer? This is pretty blatant.
 
He worked at Blizzard by the way.

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I forgot being good at a process means you eventually get so good you can skip it entirely and the results just appear in your mind.
This is why you shouldn’t cut down the streams. Because people are like ‘clearly cheating/not that good’ because you skip out all the boring working out. Let the critics have to suffer 6 hours of dull.
 
He worked at Blizzard by the way.
Really? He worked at Blizzard? You don't say? And how many years of experience does he have? I'm only asking because he never happened to mention that. Nor anything about his other extraordinary achievements, be it say... any hacking contest badges, working for the government, or anything about his close family members working at Blizzard. He truly is an enigmatic character, this Thor chap!
 
On Twitch it shows his last stream as 5 days ago. Has he not streamed for 5 days, or is he deleting VODS now?
He was streaming Path of Exile 2 and Ashes of Creation on Jan 21th and deleted the vod. Also, he has purged the VODs where he played in the OnlyFangs guild. I wanted to download them but my storage space is currently very limited.
 
Back in high school I had a teacher who edited the password field of a page in inspect element so that it’d show the password in plaintext, and he was calling it backing

This dude reminds me of that teacher
I had a teacher that kept on asking my friend and I when we were available to come over to his place for drinks. We kept saying maybe another time until we graduated.
Later he got arrested for diddling students.
Pirate reminds me of that guy.
 
Jason is the type of fag who if he had a KF account, during #dropkiwifarms would have made a single (1) post saying "Fuck Keffals" before moving on to vidya and gooning, to later say "I single-handedly saved the Kiwifarms during that time."
I think he would be the second @OrsonZedd. Once a rat, always a rat.
 
The most retarded responses in the comments are the people going "Wow, shocking the guy with 3 DEFCON badges is good at puzzles", just completely ignoring that he just pulls answers out of thin air that he has zero context for, no deliberation, no trial & error. I forgot being good at a process means you eventually get so good you can skip it entirely and the results just appear in your mind.

Fuck being a streamer, Fagtree is missing his calling as the greatest detective ever known. Even Poirot had to ask a few questions at least.

He speaks like an aspiring middle manager to the lowly wagies beneath them. Enough surface level knowledge to convince those who don't know any better that he's an expert, every conversation is an annoying platitude for some life lesson they're graciously gifting to you, and if you're below them on the totem pole then you better know your fucking place or he'll let you know.
Honestly it's quite telling he is lying about those, because
a) Not willing to put full streams cause it would "mock the editor" or something :D
b) Editor of the video would be really, really bad editor, because they removed all the fun parts of the puzzle solving. Fun of it isn't only seeing the answer, it's getting there. Why didn't they leave certain parts, like getting the first part, then showing the process of getting to the second and so on? Like watching someone trying to solve a labyrinth and only showing them getting to the exit, not the parts where they get lost and struggle back to the right path.
 
I'd like to see him 100% The Witness. For context, to 100% the game requires completing "The Challenge", a timed gauntlet of puzzles utilizing every mechanic in the game that have randomized elements, so you cannot look up the solutions. You can still cheat by screenshotting them and pausing the game and solving them on paper, but that would be too obvious You can't do that. It'd be interesting to see how he deals with hard logic problems where you can't google the solution.

EDIT: I just imagined how hilarious it would be for him to get all the way up to that point using a guide the entire way, and then make himself look like a complete fool by being completely unable to even understand what the game wants him to do at that point, and having to abandon the 100%. Think about how funny that would be, he should totally do it.
 
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He was streaming Path of Exile 2 and Ashes of Creation on Jan 21th and deleted the vod. Also, he has purged the VODs where he played in the OnlyFangs guild. I wanted to download them but my storage space is currently very limited.
I have a partial log of the twitch chat. I didn't even think about preserving the stream. I wanted to see what the trolls were saying in the chat, because his mods are super fucking quick with deleting shit. However I fucked up the settings and it also logged when everyone joined or exited the stream.
 

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I'd like to see him 100% The Witness. For context, to 100% the game requires completing "The Challenge", a timed gauntlet of puzzles utilizing every mechanic in the game that have randomized elements, so you cannot look up the solutions. You can still cheat by screenshotting them and pausing the game and solving them on paper, but that would be too obvious. It'd be interesting to see how he deals with hard logic problems where you can't google the solution.

EDIT: I just imagined how hilarious it would be for him to get all the way up to that point using a guide the entire way, and then make himself look like a complete fool by being completely unable to even understand what the game wants him to do at that point, and having to abandon the 100%. Think about how funny that would be, he should totally do it.
That game is fucking impossible, and I finished Talos Principle and other puzzle games, got filtered,
 
b) Editor of the video would be really, really bad editor, because they removed all the fun parts of the puzzle solving. Fun of it isn't only seeing the answer, it's getting there. Why didn't they leave certain parts, like getting the first part, then showing the process of getting to the second and so on? Like watching someone trying to solve a labyrinth and only showing them getting to the exit, not the parts where they get lost and struggle back to the right path.
I would not be surprised if the Editor is very bad and that’s due to the quality of the thumbnails and often times the lack of context for the clips.
 
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That game is fucking impossible, and I finished Talos Principle and other puzzle games, got filtered,
It took me until I was quite near the end to "get" what the game was trying to tell me, I even criticized it earlier in this thread, but now it's probably in my top 10 games of all time. Try to reframe the puzzles, usually in terms of space, and abstract away from their actual form. Having some grid paper handy helps. I still haven't 100%ed it, mind, I'm sure I will some day :biggrin:
 
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