Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 416 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,641 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,937 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,288
Narcissism.


Do you, uh.. Want to talk about it?


He is never mentioned, or if he was I did not pick up on it. I don't think he is important enough to be mentioned in such a deep-dive. But I just wanted to say it's an amazing video, and I really enjoyed listening to it over a few days. If anyone knows of more Eve lore explained in such a way, please send them my way. I found the Evedrama so fun to learn about.
It's been amazing. You did it over a few days. I started it almost 6 hours ago. I thought I would watch a bit, but man, it's pretty fucking good. Everything I ever wanted to know about Eve Online from this thread all laid out in one video.
 
What's crazy is that Shaye is basically doing this for him for free. She doesn't get a salary from Pirate, she gets paid in game sales. Who's buying this underdevloped shithole of a game that's been in alpha since its inception?
If people are a big enough fan of him they can get his game for free because he has channel point redemptions for his games on his twitch page.

500,000 for heartbound.
200,000 for champions of breakfast.
 
If people are a big enough fan of him they can get his game for free because he has channel point redemptions for his games on his twitch page.

500,000 for heartbound.
200,000 for champions of breakfast.
Aren’t channel point rewards explicitly not meant to have any monetary value? Getting a game key feels like it’s getting very close to breaking the rule, yet Twitch much look away because of this guy’s supposed “views” which feel like they’re botted anyway.
 
Aren’t channel point rewards explicitly not meant to have any monetary value? Getting a game key feels like it’s getting very close to breaking the rule, yet Twitch much look away because of this guy’s supposed “views” which feel like they’re botted anyway.
I've seen quite a few developers do something similar. We all know how twitch's rules are more recommendations, than actual enforced rules.

I still cannot believe that anyone would want to pay for this. This game looks like something highschooler would make in flash.
I would be embarrassed to ask money for it.
I didn't even know he had another game until now, even some shitty flash games are a million times better than Campions of breakfast.
 
I still cannot believe that anyone would want to pay for this. This game looks like something highschooler would make in flash.
I would be embarrassed to ask money for it.
Pretty sure he bragged about how they made it in like 20 days in his "just make games" video. I would've expected someone with 20 years of gamedev experience to be able to make that in a couple days, if that, but y'know, I'm not a computer god like Mald.
 
If people are a big enough fan of him they can get his game for free because he has channel point redemptions for his games on his twitch page.

500,000 for heartbound.
200,000 for champions of breakfast.

Don't forget another game by Jason, Kill The Moon, that got abandoned in order to finish Heartbound.

Strange no Kill the moon on amongst the redeemable rewards ?
 
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A 6 hour video about Eve Online:

I thought no way I'm watching this, but it is a fascinating, deep dive into the game. I'm almost finished it. They don't mention the ferret fucker so far. Lots of mentions of Something Awful and the goons though. They were a huge part of this game.
As a longtime eve player (since 2005) this is a terrible fucking video. Do not watch it, do not give this guy any credit. It is basically just a 1:1 plagiarism of the Empires of Eve book. A book that was solely commissioned by Goons, to niggerwash eve history.

Imperium/Goons are not and have never been the most powerful or influential faction in the game, and yet they are referenced over 300 times in the video. Pandemic Legion, one of the formost pvp and super/titan using factions is mentioned once, Norther Coalition the group that for the longest had the most supers/titans in the game(and used them) is mentioned once. PL and NC. were largely the most powerful coalition in the game, and generally won fights when they engaged in them. Black Legion emerged as a very powerful faction that could contest both Goons and Panfam(PL/NC.) and they weren't mentioned a single time. That isn't even to mention all the powerful low sec groups that could swing battles via their participation.

Eve is a hard game to understand, because nothing is really recorded outside of incomprehensible youtube videos(that often get taken down for copyrighted music) and Reddit posts. So to get a clear picture of what is going on you actually have to talk to people who were there. The Empires of Eve book was commissioned by goons. Goon leadership went out of their way to mobilize their members to participate and tell their story, and the author really didn't go anywhere else or talk to anyone else. So its a completely one sided view of things. This down the rabbit hole retard just used his book as the only reference and as such it is just a 6 hour long goon circle jerk. If you enjoy the video fine, but just know this is not how things actually went down.

Edit: Also, you won't hear about Maldavius in this video. He is/was completely inconsequential. Even if this video was solely focused on the Pochven stuff you wouldn't hear about him, because he didn't matter. He played no role in anything. He had no power. He wasn't "cutting peoples supply lines,"(not even something you really do in eve lol, at least how he described it). He wasn't even the one that figured out how to get into the new space, that was another player that he used to follow around like a puppydog trying to learn his secrets. His alliance weren't these genius eve players, they were high sec carebears that only knew how to do pve content. They didn't understand ship fitting or pvp comps or anything. I know for a fact Maldavius wasn't leading any of the fleets to defend their space, that was all done through some junior FCs from Goons. I've stated it before in posts, but I will say it again. Maldavius was 100% inconsequential in eve. Do not give him any credit for anything with regards to Eve. He has 0 accomplishments in game. No one knows of him as a great alliance leader, or FC, or even as a particularly troublesome individual. His only notoriety in the game is he went on to become "famous" and bragged about what he did in game, and eve players looked back and thought "I was there and I don't even remember seeing this retard or his alliance involved in any of the major fights." So his only big accomplishment in the eve community is being a liar.
 
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As a longtime eve player (since 2005) this is a terrible fucking video. Do not watch it, do not give this guy any credit. It is basically just a 1:1 plagiarism of the Empires of Eve book. A book that was solely commissioned by Goons, to niggerwash eve history.
Also this guy voices a buckbroken negro ladyboy who moans when you stab him in Black Reliquary
 
From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game
Isn't this is girlfriend or whatever the fuck it is?

Sounds like he is psychologically abusive to his partners. Zero surprises there.

hope Shaye found some self respect and stopped working with Maldy. Mald is nothing but disrespectful and he's making fun of Shaye in front of his audience which invites other people to make fun of her over what is a non-issue.
See above, but I am pretty sure the person he is degrading and mocking her is his girlfriend.
Yeah I checked the OP.
That's his partner.

You're listening to a man mock and ridicule his partner that he lives with, has intimacy with, and other things.

This is how he is ON camera. Imagine him off it.
 
That's his partner.
No, this is his housekeeper.
This is his partner he has intimacy with:
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Strange no Kill the moon on amongst the redeemable rewards ?
Here's the full list:

Modify A Single EmoteSelect an emote to modify & unlock for 24 hours1,000
The Point HoleThrow it in the hole.7,777
Champions of Breakfast - Steam KeyA steam key for Champions of Breakfast our difficult arcade shooter. Please ensure your Twitch Whispers are enabled or we can't send you your key!200,000
Heartbound - Steam KeyA steam key for Heartbound our non-traditional RPG. Please ensure your Twitch Whispers are enabled or we can't send you your key!500,000
 
According to his long ass rant here: https://forums.eveonline.com/t/vote-maldavius-csm-16/305730
And his profile Here: https://forums.eveonline.com/u/maldavius/summary

Mald is apart of the: Stribog Kybernaut Subclade
https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98647650/

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He seriously put his twitch link on his eve account.

Also mald is live, I'm archiving the chat again. I don't have enough space to archive the stream itself.
How do you archive the stream and chat? I have a few Tb’s free.
 
Yeah, traditionally RPGs are completed when they are sold.
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How do you archive the stream and chat? I have a few Tb’s free.
I archive the chat using Chatty. The files end up being like a 2mb each stream he does.

I'm not sure how to archive a twitch stream in real time, which is what you would need to do because Thor nukes his vods.
 
I didn't know the lore, so Shaye is actually a pooner lol. That explains the willingness to stay in what is effectively an emotionally abusive relationship with Maldy who is 1 big drama away from trooning out himself.

https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Shaye | https://archive.is/7U0b3

If she still lives with Maldy she's retarded, it's all a bit cultish really.
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I actually learned the term pooner in this thread and it's such a...a...disgusting word. It just sounds even more degenerate than troon/trooning out. And hearing it makes me think of that catpoop huffer that was baiting CWC. Yeesh.
 
This thread has been fascinating. What a self-entitled little shit. For my D&D niggas, this is the DM that won't compromise on anything and let the players have a shit time because it would ruin the "oh so great" story he had in his head.

I will never understand these kinds of people and why they have to prove they are better than everyone else. A lot of streamers get help from the chat when they're stuck just to keep the stream moving, but this guy is such a genius he just has solutions magically appear because he is such a special little boy. Shit is Elon Musk PoE/D4 levels of cringe.
 
Shit is Elon Musk PoE/D4 levels of cringe.
It's worse. Elon at least tried to turn it into a joke at some point. Fagtree here tries to silence criticism if he can and ignore it when he can't, hoping that it'll all go away soon. It's of course hopeless. The genie is out of the bottle and it's not going back. A while ago there were people who liked him and people who didn't care about him. Now people who hate him and wait for him to make a mistake so they can weaponize it against him outweigh both those groups.
I wonder if we get to a point where he goes full Phil Fish and cancels his faggy game.
 
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