Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 416 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,641 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,937 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,288
What's with women and doing that?
There was a D&D podcast I listened to for a short time many moons ago and there was a chick on there that made sure everyone knew multiple times an episode that she was a lesbian. So, of course, she tried to seduce every single goddamn female being in the campaign. It was derailing and very, very awkward. Made me stop listening to it after a bit, tbh.

I looked her up eventually and she looked exactly as you're picturing.



I know it's a meme that men will roll a bard and do that but I haven't seen it to anywhere NEAR the extreme that women will take it to.
As someone who use to write on plenty of Rp threads there are more lonely women and "women" on those threads than guys. Most if not all are insatiably thirsty with every single discord having some form of a not SFW part.

While it was not all bad and I did manage to find and still speak with former board members most of the writing is just shipping, fake romances or worst of all sex fanfiction that makes JustinRPG's work Shakespearian by comparison.
 
What's with women and doing that?
There was a D&D podcast I listened to for a short time many moons ago and there was a chick on there that made sure everyone knew multiple times an episode that she was a lesbian. So, of course, she tried to seduce every single goddamn female being in the campaign. It was derailing and very, very awkward. Made me stop listening to it after a bit, tbh.

I looked her up eventually and she looked exactly as you're picturing.



I know it's a meme that men will roll a bard and do that but I haven't seen it to anywhere NEAR the extreme that women will take it to.
The chick I was referring to looks exactly like what you think. Your post brought back some flashbacks. I had repressed those memories hard. She was bi. I cannot believe I repressed hard enough because now that I'm thinking about it's all she fucking talked about.

What caused me to hit my breaking point was that it wasn't just the human npcs she would try to fuck, we once came across a pack of wolves, what you think happened did indeed happen. I sat out on the next few sessions because of it.

I once asked her what kind of games she played, big mistake. One of them she mentioned was "She will punish them" and the rest I didn't even bother looking up because they were all the same hentai bullshit.


I archived Mald's twitch chat from this morning's stream
Some of this shit is absolutely fucked.
[2025-01-25 03:14:20] <Rainwater_rl> my son is 6 weeks old now with all the time we’ve watched you I think he recognizes your voice outside the womb now @piratesoftware
[2025-01-25 04:04:16] <%$Code_Malice_> @MrWhiskeyRichard no u, we all know its a wig and its not his real voice.
[2025-01-25 04:11:01] <Entely> Why do you use a voicechanger? @PirateSoftware
[2025-01-25 04:11:55] <%+CalamitusFR> @Entely have you ever heard his on site interviews? have you ever heard a voice changer? it's not it buddy
[2025-01-25 04:46:20] <+sircrumpler> My favorite was ppl saying your voice is fake despite you doing hours of irl with esfand esfandLUL
[2025-01-25 05:34:26] <burghie> can we hear ur real voice? @PirateSoftware

Some of it is just fucking disgusting.
[2025-01-25 05:05:13] <itzzbuckwheat> oh zaddy your voice is so manly its making me toes curl
 

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Something interesting about the low quality of his code is that similar quality code would not have passed code review at Blizzard (or Amazon or wherever). This implies he has never written any real code in an environment with other professionals. Perhaps already known, but I expected at least somewhat more.
 
Something interesting about the low quality of his code is that similar quality code would not have passed code review at Blizzard (or Amazon or wherever). This implies he has never written any real code in an environment with other professionals. Perhaps already known, but I expected at least somewhat more.
He normally likes to avoid getting into details about his job at Blizzard as far as I can tell but he wasn't a developer. Other popular code content creators, whether they're quality or not, tend to link their Github in the description and have something to demonstrate their style and allow others to check out their projects. Maldy doesn't link anything.

His official website is also something a web tech 101 student would have made by the end of the semester.
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I don't care much to analyze his code, what's obvious is he likes to present himself as something he's not, which is a really clever developer and hacker and he has nothing to show for it.
 
Skimmed through the Her Prostate's video. Faggot's using screenshots from this thread, fully embeds the meme video (the version which is archived in the OP, despite higher quality one still being available on YT), doesn't credit anyone, doesn't even mention "Maldavius Figtree" or the fact that Mald's a furry. Fucking hate that future-tranny.

But anyway, among the comments was this gem:
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Skimmed through the Her Prostate's video. Faggot's using screenshots from this thread, fully embeds the meme video (the version which is archived in the OP, despite higher quality one still being available on YT), doesn't credit anyone, doesn't even mention "Maldavius Figtree" or the fact that Mald's a furry. Fucking hate that future-tranny.

But anyway, among the comments was this gem:
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This is a great clip of Mald proudly lying to his viewers and demeaning someone for daring to call him out. The commenter is correct, you cannot easily get someone's bank credentials using a man in the middle attack and this is very basic knowledge of how the modern internet works. Every bank uses HTTPS and the key exchange can't be intercepted by the man in the middle. If anyone cares, just look up "TLS handshake." Chances are, if you log into most modern websites, no man in the middle will be able to see anything except that you've visited those websites.
Stingrays also don't magically decrypt web data.

The Wifi Pineapple also does not suppress wifi, it offers a stronger signal pretending to be another wifi connection and devices tend to show wifi with a stronger signal at the top so people connect to it and the auto-connect will prefer it. There's no suppression.

If anyone wants to have fun looking into this on their own, download Wireshark and follow a tutorial on decrypting HTTPS traffic.
 
This is a great clip of Mald proudly lying to his viewers and demeaning someone for daring to call him out. The commenter is correct, you cannot easily get someone's bank credentials using a man in the middle attack and this is very basic knowledge of how the modern internet works. Every bank uses HTTPS and the key exchange can't be intercepted by the man in the middle. If anyone cares, just look up "TLS handshake." Chances are, if you log into most modern websites, no man in the middle will be able to see anything except that you've visited those websites.
Stingrays also don't magically decrypt web data.

The Wifi Pineapple also does not suppress wifi, it offers a stronger signal pretending to be another wifi connection and devices tend to show wifi with a stronger signal at the top so people connect to it and the auto-connect will prefer it. There's no suppression.

If anyone wants to have fun looking into this on their own, download Wireshark and follow a tutorial on decrypting HTTPS traffic.
I tried to avoid this conversation because I don't want to start power leveling. But yeah almost everything Mald says that is cyber security related is full of bullshit, or half understandings. Plus he has 0 certifications which is a must in the industry.

The company Jason worked for doesn't appear to exist anymore. However I found an archive of their website. There is a phone number for:
HR/Verifications of Employment: (XXX) XXX-XXX
Would calling this number and verifying Jason worked there go against the rules of the farms? Granted the number might be retired.
 
Gotta love seeing the numbers go down. :story:
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>125million video views a month

Mald had every opportunity to use his time, early industry exposure and family connections to become the top 1% programmer he pretends to be. Instead, he goofed off, played LoL/WoW and gooned to furry porn. Fast forward to today, he's earning orders of magnitude more than FAANG senior devs from his "I'm an uber hacker programmer with 20 years experience and a howard stern voice" LARP.

sad world
 
Right before he talks about man in the middle attacks he says some even more retarded bullshit and brags about being a hacker for the past 20 years.


I think it's worth saying how he's wrong instead of just saying he's wrong. It can all be summarized as Maldy talks to talk and doesn't actually know what he's talking about.
  • Maldy says - VPNs don't make you more secure and that's not what they're for
    • At face value this is true, however using them properly it is more secure. For example, it makes man in the middle attacks significantly more difficult.
    • Companies incorporate VPNs into their security for good reason.
  • Maldy says - VPNs are only for getting around geo restrictions and nothing else. They have nothing to do with security
    • This is a modern internet use case and not their primary purpose. The traditional purpose is to have a secure tunnel to a private network which has nothing to do with geo restrictions.
    • The consumer use case varies and getting around geo restrictions can be part of that but it also adds a layer of privacy, especially for those who don't trust their ISP, local network, governments, etc.
  • Maldy says - There is too much advertisement about VPNs adding security
    • Yes, they are misleading but he doesn't give good reasons why.
  • Maldy says - VPNs don't hide your activity from your ISP and your ISP can find out what you're doing at anytime. You're also now shifting the trust to the VPN company instead of your ISP
    • VPNs do hide activity from your ISP but it may not be as much as some think. Notably, DNS requests may still go to your ISP which would betray sites you use. Many VPNs use their own DNS servers which does effectively hide nearly all activity.
    • Some VPNs add data padding to further obfuscate your activity from everyone in the middle.
    • Most VPN companies have a vested interest in maintaining consumer trust, unlike local ISPs. No one trusts or expects Comcast to respect their privacy.
      • Some VPN providers take further steps that ISPs don't take and are located abroad, making it harder for local law enforcement to request your data, unlike with an ISP.
      • This isn't to say VPN providers are your friend or don't sell data but there are those with an interest in not doing that.
  • Maldy says - Over 50% of exit nodes on Tor are owned by the FBI
    • I doubt he has a source for this but if that's true, it doesn't matter. Most Tor users are going through at least 3 nodes and there's a low probability that enough nodes per connection are compromised to reliably piece together your activity.
      • Refer to Ross Ulbricht's story where they had to basically set him up to get an arrest because he used Tor for his Dread Pirate Roberts (lol) persona to run The Silk Road
    • Tor is useful for non-Americans who benefit from hiding their traffic, Iranians probably being the most prominent example
I'll also add that part of the modern use of a VPN is to blend in with other VPN users and if you change your DNS provider it becomes much more difficult for anyone in between to have any clue what you're doing. They can't tell if you're torrenting, streaming, playing games, or what. They only know that you're connected to a VPN.

There's also the obvious benefit of masking your IP address.

The commercial world uses VPNs for security all the time and they'd be stupid not to.
 
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didn't the goons get their shit kicked in by an alliance of lowsec corps?
Which time? It happened more than once. The big one was something called "World War Bee" but there was no real war. Goons quickly ran and evaced all of their shit to an NPC station in Saranen, where they proceeded to constantly get Drive byed on the station undock. It was a good time.
 
But anyway, among the comments was this gem:
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Right before he talks about man in the middle attacks he says some even more retarded bullshit and brags about being a hacker for the past 20 years.

What I'm getting from this is Mald is a midwit that knows pop science or tech info but doesn't actually know anything beyond what a retarded tech journo would.

Yes, you can do a man in the middle attack but the way he describes it lacks any information about what he's fishing for in it. Amusingly enough an anime I was watching recently had an episode about a hacker event where the main characters execute something like this and in ten seconds they explain it far better than he does by saying they managed to create a local interference just long enough to boot up a secondary router with the same wifi tagging and because everyone was rushing to connect to a network during the delay in the opening they overlooked that that HTTPS was actually HTTP on that network. This can be done but most of the time this will be caught even by normies these days as there are built in warnings, but it's funny how he fails to make any mention of this. I'm guessing he's aware of attacks like this, or even brute forcing or faking keys, but he doesn't actually know anything so he can't explain it beyond "lawls trust me bro".

For the VPN thing, Mullvad has been tested under a subpoena as Null covered so it's funny that he doesn't know about this, or thinks all VPNs will sell you out when many do offer actual privacy tools. Though if you're really paranoid use Tor, it's way better than it was back in the day and most sites work well with it now, sometimes even KF is better using the clearnet address on Tor. It's like he looked at the big shill VPNs and decide that's the only option there is.

It's all just tech journo nonsense with extra snarky hyperbole from him the more I hear and I'm not some expert, so it's rather obvious if I can see the bullshit.
 
The 3 things that were ingrained into my mind in school was to always use a VPN, don't use your own ISP's DNS server, and try to limit how many cookies are being saved as possible.

Thor is fucking retarted. I wonder what his retarded take on certifications would be. I also wonder if he's even heard of CompTIA or Testout.
 
the potential for New World drama has my brain itching
secondlife, eve, ashes of creation, wow, now he probably contractual obligated to play ashes
every mmo he gets involved in ends with him blowing up the community in some embarrassing way thats his fault and its going to happen again
AoC is already a scam as is and he's partaking in shilling it for reference kickbacks.
It's a slow boil issue but it definitely will boil over.

Right before he talks about man in the middle attacks he says some even more retarded bullshit
Oh man that is some incredible bullshit. Especially on VPNs.
E: Like if you are logged into your google account and you use a VPN they're gonna know obviously.
But Mald is 99% bullshit.
 
It's a shame that there is no decent hacker youtuber to cover all of this bullshit
Because real hackers either have jobs, or want to hide their methodology from the wider world. Either way these type people aren't going to be making youtube videos. Maldavius styles himself as a hacker, but he is honestly just a wannabe social engineer. Well I say wannabe, the guy has successfully fooled a large portion of the internet into thinking he is this super smart hacker than could cause nuclear power plants to melt down if he wanted to.
 
Oh man that is some incredible bullshit. Especially on VPNs.
The VPN shit is especially funny when Mald attempts to show off his 20 years of h4x0r experience:

The "gotcha" is that the "weird service" that Mald "unraveled" is TunnelBear, which is obviously a VPN service, which Mald doesn't seem to realize, so the next hypothetical step in Mald's master plan would be to "arrest the dude". So what Mald has demonstrated is a pretty good case for VPNs, I'd say.
 
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