Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,275
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dislike ratio shows residual cowtippers aren't happy.
also him saying, 16 years ago he would be 19 is false, no? by his DOB he'd be 22, 21 at the very least.
he claims he went homeless for a year after this
i'm pretty sure that's made up shit for victim points. he got kicked out of the house by his dad ( some time in 2011 ) and a coworker at blizzard sublet to him and that lasted not too long before he got kicked out again.
 
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LMAO
from 17:20 onwards
'did i cheat at games? no. why would i use my phone when i have 3 monitors'
good point, you used your phone on outerwilds and it was really obvious, 6 months later you didnt for animal well becasue you wised up and hid it better, as you said 'next to chat becasue its easier to hide'
''look at all my defcon awards''
thanks jason
 
0:55
'i choose arg's in video games that arnt puzzle games'
so how did he know animal well was an arg when he played it the week it came out
he has a habit of givivng away the inforamtion he shouldnt be
the biggest example of this was in animal when he see the tamagochi thing witha pedomodeter and the number is at 85000
he says somthing like 'it hasent gone over yet and reset'/ how did he know it would reset at 99999, what would stop it from going to 100000
so i ask again, how did he know animal well had a secret arg in it the week it came out, why did he know about the puzzle befor it was found
 
Not going to lie, I would pay to see Mald bumble through a Zachtronics game, I know for a fact he would choose Shenzhen to continue his "tech wizard" persona, and that would be too funny.
It's never going to happen, but god it would be a gold mine if it did.
Honestly I think him trying Opus Magnum would be even funnier, considering the range of variations that game's solutions might have. Surely he'll come up with something original, right?
 
CpU RaYtRacEd
Ray traced my ass... Is it the yellow and purple tubes supposed to emit some sort of hue on the ground ?
Fuck it, i do it myself ! 1 hour in Photoshop cuz im newfag in it...
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Used fucking tutorial for the glow effect
Enjoy your DMCA idiot. This guy thinks he can just edit my pixels and essentially mod my game. For the armchair experts in the comments. I am an actual expert in this field. I have been in the games industry for 20 years. I was the Lead of Application Security at Blizzard Entertainment, a Senior Red Team Specialist for Blizzard, have three black badges from DEF CON and my last job was hacking power plants for the United States Department of Energy. Over my career I have formed detections that have led to the banning of over 2,000,000 accounts. This is 100% my wheelhouse.
 
Enjoy your DMCA idiot. This guy thinks he can just edit my pixels and essentially mod my game. For the armchair experts in the comments. I am an actual expert in this field. I have been in the games industry for 20 years. I was the Lead of Application Security at Blizzard Entertainment, a Senior Red Team Specialist for Blizzard, have three black badges from DEF CON and my last job was hacking power plants for the United States Department of Energy. Over my career I have formed detections that have led to the banning of over 2,000,000 accounts. This is 100% my wheelhouse.
Buckle up... i have a lawyer friend in UK specialized EXACTLY this type of online harassment, welcome to the finding out timeline bud... insane behavior!
 
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this is some DarksydePhil level debunking :stress: taking the blame for some of the more petty drama but his only arguments for something more serious is that "it's a lie"

pay walling the video so the only comments are left by his biggest yes men and to not let anyone call him out

the maldavius figtree stuff is bs, if he never denied that was him, then why would he ban / delete anyone from his discord mentioning that name? not to mention him DMCA'ing any videos talking about him

also conveniently left out that the minor drew nsfw art and maldy drove two hours to meet her. they were also both gooners, so I doubt they just met for tea and biscuits

you'd think he would at least not hide half his face behind that retarded, oversized microphone when addressing accusations. what a thin skinned faggot.
 
maldy conviniently left out skg, and all of the constant lying and inflating his stories into being something absolutely untrue

even when trying to help his own case he cant avoid lying aobut it. the reviews on steam are not this fifty fifty split he sells on the video of trolling and not trolling

this is what a newcomer sees if they filter by negatives

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there are no mentions of maldavius figtree or the wow drama. there is one mention, the first, of him being a streamer, without any wow drama

except for the one guy with 0.4 hours of gameplay and the other with half an hour, they all have more than enough time to finish heartbound

none were refunded

finally, regarding the nepobaby stuff, i once got a job that was handed to me on a platter. dude lived in the same bulding as me was a director for the department i worked for. my boss didnt know i knew his boss 1 year into the carrer. that doesnt mean i didnt get my job as a gift

his brother not getting the job could quite easily just be that there werent enough spots. i know htis because another person was competing with me and was also a nepobaby, like me. we got jobs in different departments ultimately

i know this is anecdotal, but i dont take nepobabies at face value like that. it doesnt mean we didnt deserve the job and that we didnt kick ass at it, but it definitely means our connection to exec staff helped trample over the competition, and denying that is retarded

instead he uses this victim complex of "this undermines all my achivements". no, it undermines whether you were picked over your competition. its not that hard to understnad

anyway, no holes plugged. his sheep will gobble it up. the lolcow provides
 
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