Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 414 9.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.3%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,934 45.2%
  • Total voters
    4,281
Sorry guys I'm retarded. I didn't read the post fully and assumed it was another death. As an apology, I'll post this funny:

Apparently Blockgame was in continuous operation for three years until recently when Jason announced he'd be wiping ALL progress made on the server. Why? Because of the "power imbalances" between players and the new update, "Neith".

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>We're also going to be unbanning anyone banned for non-insane crimes. This includes anyone banned for exploitation of game mechanics but not for things like racial slurs. If you got banned for the latter stay banned and stay mad.
Mfw calling someone a slur is an insane crime.

Now this is hilarious

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I may be wrong in saying this but it seems like Blockgame uses a plugin called Towny. It's a plugin that allows you to create a "faction" or town and invite others to it. You claim land for the town and build together with friends. Towns can go to war in some versions of the plugin and destroy each other's builds.

From what I can gather, Jason forgot to remove a .txt file that lets the server know to restore damage after a war or some sort of natural damage (like creepers). He blamed it on the server but I think it's his fault since the plugin's generated files should be considered unique.

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This results in a hilarious scenario where people assumedly started to re-build their towns on the same map or build new structures over their old town, only for the changes they made to reverse and destroy their progress.

Also, someone did this:

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GeldKampf said:
Sorry guys I'm retarded. I didn't read the post fully and assumed it was another death. As an apology, I'll post this funny:

Apparently Blockgame was in continuous operation for three years until recently when Jason announced he'd be wiping ALL progress made on the server. Why? Because of the "power imbalances" between players and the new update, "Neith".

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>We're also going to be unbanning anyone banned for non-insane crimes. This includes anyone banned for exploitation of game mechanics but not for things like racial slurs. If you got banned for the latter stay banned and stay mad.
Mfw calling someone a slur is an insane crime.

Now this is hilarious

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I may be wrong in saying this but it seems like Blockgame uses a plugin called Towny. It's a plugin that allows you to create a "faction" or town and invite others to it. You claim land for the town and build together with friends. Towns can go to war in some versions of the plugin and destroy each other's builds.

From what I can gather, Jason forgot to remove a .txt file that lets the server know to restore damage after a war or some sort of natural damage (like creepers). He blamed it on the server but I think it's his fault since the plugin's generated files should be considered unique.

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This results in a hilarious scenario where people assumedly started to re-build their towns on the same map or build new structures over their old town, only for the changes they made to reverse and destroy their progress.

Also, someone did this:

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remember, all this work for a game that by his own admission, 30 people, at most, play
 
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SlyVMan said:
I swear he gives attention (Archive) to every tweet that mentions him in a bad light.
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Edit: Another (Archive) one. along with mald bitching about the first one in Discord lmao
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The faggot actually said "I did a 12+ hour livestream" and "go outside" in the same sentence. Also in reply to a random ass tweet. 40+ year old man btw.

Being this defensive only makes people more suspicious. Just shut up and finish the puzzle game, Jason.

If any puzzle autists are around, let me know if he might actually be cheating.
 
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SlyVMan said:
Just realized theres more whining on the maldcord about the cheating
Edit forgot to take the Spoiler off what the user in the Screenshot was spoilering
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QUICK JASON BAN HIM FROM THE DISCORD AND POST ABOUT IT IN ANNOUNCEMENTS BEFORE HE CAN RETALIATE

DO NOT LET THE VIRUS TAKE ROOT JASON HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM

(It begins.)
 
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GeldKampf said:
Sorry guys I'm retarded. I didn't read the post fully and assumed it was another death. As an apology, I'll post this funny:
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All of this, the way its worded, how seriously he takes it, how dedicated he is to it, indicates he's using this small (mind you this server has tops 30 people playing in it, that's the player cap) minecraft modded server (mods which he did not make), to fufill his fantasy of being the head director of a big MMORPG and being able to call the shots in his imaginary world.
It's so obvious that he's doing this to live vicariously his blizzard days, wouldn't surpise me if he thinks of them as the high point of his life because he was there when they were lauded as a good company with a good game, that and he's doing the usual Discord Mod thing.
 
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SlyVMan said:
I swear he gives attention (Archive) to every tweet that mentions him in a bad light.
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You know, if this was anyone else, I'd believe that he got lucky with the puzzle or just finally clicked with it. But because he has such a long history of lying and cheating in games like this it's highly likely he cheated here as well and him having to go out and defend every criticism, especially with how poorly he defended the other claims that were blatant, just makes him look more guilty.

The sad part is plenty of people will be gaslighted by this and other claims of innocence instead of ever taking a minute to look up the countless examples of him contradicting himself on countless claims.
 
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SlyVMan said:
Just realized theres more whining on the maldcord about the cheating
Edit forgot to take the Spoiler off what the user in the Screenshot was spoilering
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So we've gone from, "Thor's a puzzle god, that's why the CIA hired him to hack nuclear satellites!" to "Streaming is an interactive medium, of course chat's helping him with the puzzles!"
His audience is every grifter's dream.
 
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mald said:
Mans gotta piss sometime
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Yet there are people ITT claiming he used to not take piss breaks previously. Is this a new phenomenon? If he really could go entire stream without pissing previouly (be it gnome, diaper or no-sleep, no-piss genetics) and just started doing so when playing puzzle games, that would be even more evidence that hes using them to cheat.
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Now that you guys mention it, as someone who has listened to his streams for up to 6 hours in the background several times around end of 2023-early 2024, I've heard him talk about food, receiving food from his pooner and eating them (with screen turned off iirc) but I don't ever remember him saying bathroom break. He does take breaks, like ad breaks but never talked about needing to pee or poop...not that I recall.
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ScurvyRat said:
I've never seen him take a bathroom break.
Diaper wearer confirmed.
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I did a ctrl+f on the Witness transcript for "wait a minute..." and "bathroom" and only saw one result. I'm not going to read 12 hours of this shit.

Yeah, it's very specific is what that is. I don't understand why that's so specific.
Looks like a circle to you. If we look really...wait. Waiting in the heads. I gotta use the bathroom,
[silence]
"Errr, Beck. Yeah."
Ugh.
You might want to play the Looker after you're done with this. It's a quick parody of The Witness.
French theme. A quick hour of fun. Alright, I might do that. That might actually be really fun.
Alright, so we see a dude that's drowning.
And he's like drowning in there, I don't know if that's actually anything
You know
I don't know. And if we go inside...
There's this...
That doesn't seem to do anything. And that doesn't seem to do anything. So what happens if we solve this...
*sounds of a door opening*
*Bell*
*Bang*
That just opens the front again.
So that's all four directions that we've solved this.
But what if we look from the inside out?
Nothing else, it seems.
Yeah.
I don't think there's anything else there.
And this, we can't do anything with this. As far as I've seen. At least not from this side.
So it's more interesting that like I don't know what's actually causing that shadow to look like that.
Because it doesn't seem like it's... makes any sense.
Alright.
What... is the- hold up.
What is that? Why does it have three things on it now?
How do we get up there?
Oh!
There's two of them.
Glass is transparent, the wine transparent. The two are similar, the affair confused. There seems to be wine and no glass. Or glass and no wine. Sahip and Abad, circa 990.
We join spokes together in a wheel, but it is the center hole that makes the wagon move.
We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside that holds whatever we want.
We hammer wood for a house, but it is the inner space that makes it livable.
We work with being, but non-being is what we use.
Lao Tzu, 6th century B.C.
(Distant Screaming)
What the hell is that?
Alright well, this weird monolith has weird scribbly boys on 'em that don't interact.
(Sighs)
We'll remember the scribbly boys for later.
 

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Zeftax said:
Yet there are people ITT claiming he used to not take piss breaks previously. Is this a new phenomenon? If he really could go entire stream without pissing previouly (be it gnome, diaper or no-sleep, no-piss genetics) and just started doing so when playing puzzle games, that would be even more evidence that hes using them to cheat.
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LMAO
The first time we get a "confirmed piss break" on stream...
And its to cover for one of the easier puzzles in The Witness?
Unreal.
 
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Mald drama hit foreign market. Russian dramatuber decided to make video on him.
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Overall pretty shallow vid. Probably just translated r/youtubedrama and r/livestreamfails. No chance he stepped inside this thread. No mention of SKG, or Maldavius, or furry, or shit code. His final verdict: funny and positive dude with some self-esteem and masculinity issues, not a lolcow.

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I'll add that once on a stream he showed one passahal (easter egg) in his game and said that there are a lot of them and the game is very variable, yes, so much so that some of its secrets are unlikely to be discovered, and that's why the development of the game takes so many years.

It's also worth saying why the reaction to his mistake was so strong - he had an impeccable, like a clean sheet, reputation: he formed a corporation to supposedly pay his modders a salary, because he thought it was wrong to use their labor for free; he became for many people a mentor, a counselor, a mental support, a person to whom you can turn for advice and a kind word.

In general, if an ordinary man sins, no one will care, but if a saint sins, he will be trampled on, pounded and watched on a hill for his execution and it no longer matters whether he is really guilty or has been talked down - he will be brought down, because if everyone is brought down, no one is brought down.

Sacrifice his reputation. Moral - don't show that you are better than others, even if you really are.

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Fuckin hell I don't speak russian at all but I knew EXACTLY when the youtuber started his ad pitch
 
CrunkLord420 said:
Euthanize all the ferrets, cease running a hospice for ferrets. Ferrets aren't people. Stop wasting resources on ferrets. Please, think of the economy. Volunteer at your local ASPCA today (to help euthanize more sick and unwanted animals).
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Do they make for good eating? Maybe fatten them up and put them on a spit. They might taste like cuy.
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