Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 416 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,641 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,937 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,288
the joy he takes when he starts talking about monster hunter again is mildly infuriating
Referring to his own self proposed work to "more shit i had to put in" with a slight disgust in his voice just made my day tho.. and the Follow up yeeee with the rare blend of sad & defeated tone is just the cheery on top of that...

looks like im right on the money.
Now the ever looming obligations to finish his game is deeply disgusting him
Nigger truly just want to play vidya game for half a day.


Nigger... Mald... Jason... THOR... my boy, my buddy... if you ever read this just drop the files in Kiwifarm. Im betting THIS community happy to help you out and finish YOUR game whit an ending will subvert any expectation! :story:

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>BRO Just... Just read the message i altered like 2 time from now one... I know i promised the update for the 1st then the 5th, But how about STFU or Leave ?

 
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>BRO Just... Just read the message i altered like 2 time from now one... I know i promised the update for the 1st then the 5th, But how about STFU or Leave ?

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'if yu dont own the game you should shut up and leave'
having payed for the kick starter and not bought the game because its in early access is completely rational
the realization that he is a fail son is slowly dawning on him
 
Referring to his own self proposed work to "more shit i had to put in" with a slight disgust in his voice just made my day tho.. and the Follow up yeeee with the rare blend of sad & defeated tone is just the cheery on top of that...

looks like im right on the money.

Nigger truly just want to play vidya game for half a day.


Nigger... Mald... Jason... THOR... my boy, my buddy... if you ever read this just drop the files in Kiwifarm. Im betting THIS community happy to help you out and finish YOUR game whit an ending will subvert any expectation! :story:

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>BRO Just... Just read the message i altered like 2 time from now one... I know i promised the update for the 1st then the 5th, But how about STFU or Leave ?

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Looks like he thought the guy was a troll/"hater", so he went to read his messages to prove he is an evil harrasser and his opinion doesn't matter! However... it turns out the guy is a legit viewer, so Mald decides not to read his message history after all.

His ass-lickers are turning against him now, too?
 
People are mad that Thor didn’t deliver the patch on 5th.
But he wrote down another 7 timelines.
Peak narcissist behavior. Yeah so I didn't do any work, but I thought about more great things I could potentially achieve in the future if I set my mind to it, and that is what you should judge me by. Insane behavior dude.
 
It's insane to me how he can be so smug while playing MH, while his promised "montly update" is not yet live.
Tho maybe we are just ot harsh on him, he only said "Going forward we're doing monthly update builds on the first of each month." He didn't said for how many months. What's even more funny is another line in his Januray announcemnt: "Depending on the severity of issues I will put out additional builds throughout the month."
 
He didn't said for how many months.
No, he specifically said until everything is done. See this at 0:40:
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Jason at 0:04 - 0:12: "For Heartbound, we're gonna be doing monthly updates. So the first of every month we're gonna be doing updates on Heartbound and releasing them out to the community". This was from January 19th 2025.
Anyway I'm assuming he'll try to pull the "ackshually it's still the 5th somewhere :)", so if you consider that he still has almost 2 hours: https://time.is/Anywhere_on_Earth

Insane behavior he's playing MH while sitting on an already delayed deadline.
 
All of this just adds to the pile of proof he never worked in dev in a professional environment.

Say what you want about agile or scrum development methods, they're used everywhere in software development for a reason.

I'd love to see if he has a Trello or some kind of product backlog with planned features.

My money on it being an excel file
 
To put this into perspective, if you wake up in the morning and count in general household chores, buying/cooking food, a 8 hour shift at a job (can be minimum wage or a vocational/college job), commute, general hygiene and unplanned in town trips, you will spend the majority of your day leaving max 1-3 hours to game if you REALLY want to game. More if you don't plan to sleep for 8 hours. If you have a partner/wife and kids and/or a pet, you might not even have those 1-3 hours.
unless i'm 110% locked into a new game, playing more than an hour makes me want to get up and stretch, workout, touch grass, etc. gaming 12 hours in a row everyday sounds depressing
 
Looks like he thought the guy was a troll/"hater", so he went to read his messages to prove he is an evil harrasser and his opinion doesn't matter! However... it turns out the guy is a legit viewer, so Mald decides not to read his message history after all.

His ass-lickers are turning against him now, too?
What is it with streamers and history/account diving to avoid addressing the substance of comments?

I don't understand why he didn't just add the dialogue and code for it as he wrote it? Like do the whole thing instead of half ass part of it. Perhaps he wouldn't get all the dialogue done, but he'd be able to cut a release and stop having to come up with excuses.

I know I've procrastinated around shit at work before and found that once you start something it's easier to finish, and if you power through the hard stuff it gets easier to finish. Perhaps Jason should hire a manager instead of discord janitors...
 
Yeeee i done a bunch of shiiiet in the prew update, and i realized last min this month i need to done more shiiieet so Yeeee, How abut playing monster hunter instead *STREACH*


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So its official... Mald can't uphold anything longer than a month, and the "first" "update" solely aimed to remove the abandoned for 14 moths tag.
Its a paragraph of text.
There's probably under 2000 characters total there.
That's what he's been doing?

Are the red marks / yellow marks on the side to indicate new text for compare view or something? If so, thats even less added than 2000 characters.

Perhaps Jason should hire a manager instead of discord janitors...
A manager isn't going to fix his lousy work ethic.

I totally forgot that the patch was supposed to drop today. Glad to see it didn't. He only dropped that patch last time because he wanted to get rid of the badge of shame.
 
unless i'm 110% locked into a new game, playing more than an hour makes me want to get up and stretch, workout, touch grass, etc. gaming 12 hours in a row everyday sounds depressing
He's hr 250+ in monster hunter wilds. Once you reach 100+, you've basically seen everything in the game and then some. 250 hr is probably 200+ hour of game time. The game just dropped an update a couple days ago but it's really only 1 new and 1 recycled fight/monster and you'd be done in a few hours but he's still playing it over and over. I thought he has a group to play with so it makes sense to play it alot since multiplayer makes most things more fun but he's just joining random hunts as a solo while still being shit at it (plays like a retard, dies mid air, blames lag, then blames the quest host for the lag, etc). It's just wasting time from a variety streamer's perspective if I think about it.

He could be streaming himself making heartbound which shouldn't be a problem since he calls his stream game dev streams but does everything but game dev. His excuse is that he doesn't want to spoil the story of his game to his audience when he writes the game but the game's all time peak is 121 players. His 5k+ live viewers wouldn't care. They found him from his game dev shorts, show them some game devs, maybe they'll actually buy his fucking game.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z_YO_FNHuo&t=20470s
Just adding this here since I can't clip atm. It seems he perma banned someone for shitting on him for how bad he's playing.
 
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. I thought he has a group to play with so it makes sense to play it alot since multiplayer makes most things more fun but he's just joining random hunts as a solo while still being shit at it
This is the most fucked part of it all.
250+ hours in a multiplayer game and he has no actual friends to play with. He just plays with his viewers.
No game, no actual skills, no friends.
Just sitting in a chair for 12+ hours a day in front of people trying to paint himself as something he isn't.
While is pooner gf cleans up the piss from ferret Auschwitz on the other stream.
 
Yeeee i done a bunch of shiiiet in the prew update, and i realized last min this month i need to done more shiiieet so Yeeee, How abut playing monster hunter instead *STREACH*


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So its official... Mald can't uphold anything longer than a month, and the "first" "update" solely aimed to remove the abandoned for 14 moths tag.
So he adds a thing that adds even more timelines and then uses that as an excuse to delay the update because it takes more work to implement. And instead of even attempting to do the work he goes off to play video games, lmao
 
i think were getting close to the end

i predict maldy isnt going to exist on the internet by 2026

the wow bad rep is gonna murder him
Not even just the wow rep, people will get bored of a streamer if they stream the same shit for 12 hours a day, every day. And his gimmick has been to dish out advice on literally everything but that won't carry forever as the longer he does it, the more of his viewers will realize how retarded his advice is.
 
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