Joeyray - Last month was my birthday and you missed it, you didn't call me. Neither did your brother, you guys both ignored me for my birthday.
Mald - That isn't true!
Joeyray - That is true...
Mald - I sent you a text!
Joeyray - No, you did not.
Mald - Bullshit.
Joeyray - That was last year.
Mald - Bullshit. I'm gon-
Joeyray - I got nothing. You sent me one last year.
Mald - Did I send you one last year? Am I a shitty son?
Joeyray - Yes!
Mald - Oh man... it was last year... wowwwww...
Joeyray - I want everybody to know that Jason... excuse me, THOR did not say anything to his father for his birthday a month ago-
Mald - If it makes you feel any better, I didn't text you anything after that last happy birthday so it's still the same one. It still counts.
Joeyray - No. Your logic sucks.
Mald -
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Ctrl+f "sorry" 0 results. Great clip to introduce Mald's character to anyone. Lying to his audience and his dad for no reason, extremely self centered, annoying tone.
Mald after being told he didn't contact his dad on his birthday.