Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 417 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,644 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,942 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,298
There is new review that I have not remember being posted yet:
Spotted Mald's epic raytracing tech at 3:22!

Edit: I think Mr. Reviewer kinda missed the mark at the end there, the game is quite clearly making fun of therapyspeak given the context in which those lines are used. It's probably one of the smartest things I've ever seen come from Mald, actually.
 
Ladies and gentlemen of the tread, also @0 0 and @CrunkLord420
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Conditions:
  • groin shots off limits (groin shot=immediate loss for the perp)​
  • not a fight to the death​
  • MMA rules​
  • referee present​
  • 4 months prep time for both​
  • no stimulants, drugs or steroids (prescription drugs allowed, not performance enhancers)​
  • KO= loss​
  • Points count for successful hits above the groin area and grapples​
Who wins and how?
 
Ladies and gentlemen of the tread, also @0 0 and @CrunkLord420
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Conditions:
  • groin shots off limits (groin shot=immediate loss for the perp)​
  • not a fight to the death​
  • MMA rules​
  • referee present​
  • 4 months prep time for both​
  • no stimulants, drugs or steroids (prescription drugs allowed, not performance enhancers)​
  • KO= loss​
  • Points count for successful hits above the groin area and grapples​
Who wins and how?
I don't get why people keep comparing Terry and Maldy. They're nothing alike. One's a programmer and the other is a manchild.
 
Ladies and gentlemen of the tread, also @0 0 and @CrunkLord420
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Conditions:
  • groin shots off limits (groin shot=immediate loss for the perp)​
  • not a fight to the death​
  • MMA rules​
  • referee present​
  • 4 months prep time for both​
  • no stimulants, drugs or steroids (prescription drugs allowed, not performance enhancers)​
  • KO= loss​
  • Points count for successful hits above the groin area and grapples​
Who wins and how?
Terry A Davis, back from the dead as God's Chosen Programmer, puts Jason in a sleeper hold while calling him a retarded nigger.
 
Newfag can't comprehend how complex making a game whit infinite timeline on the n-th degree... A.I. cant substitute 20 years of red team nuclear power plant hacking experience PERIOD ! In fact Heartbound in a quantum state where fluctuating between done ages ago and when its done depending on which timeline you finding out yourself bud...

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On a technical side... Nigger has shitton of dialog already in the game. Why he need to build a (im suppose brand new) dialog testing room ? You doing this for 7 years did you not have the tools build already to test your dialog ?
I fucking hate this dweeb
The way hes like "I was actually working on some dialogue... Boop. There is izz" is the way id show people in highschool "Yeah i did my report, here it is" and show a section i was JUST WORKING ON, though it was due a week ago. He had UP AND PREPARED just to show the chuds that he is working on his game
 
Joeyray - Last month was my birthday and you missed it, you didn't call me. Neither did your brother, you guys both ignored me for my birthday.
Mald - That isn't true!
Joeyray - That is true...
Mald - I sent you a text!
Joeyray - No, you did not.
Mald - Bullshit.
Joeyray - That was last year.
Mald - Bullshit. I'm gon-
Joeyray - I got nothing. You sent me one last year.
Mald - Did I send you one last year? Am I a shitty son?
Joeyray - Yes!
Mald - Oh man... it was last year... wowwwww...
Joeyray - I want everybody to know that Jason... excuse me, THOR did not say anything to his father for his birthday a month ago-
Mald - If it makes you feel any better, I didn't text you anything after that last happy birthday so it's still the same one. It still counts. :smug:
Joeyray - No. Your logic sucks.
Mald - smug reddit laugh

Ctrl+f "sorry" 0 results. Great clip to introduce Mald's character to anyone. Lying to his audience and his dad for no reason, extremely self centered, annoying tone.

Mald after being told he didn't contact his dad on his birthday.

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He's incapable of taking any semblance of responsibility isn't he? Nigger just say "sorry dad" or "my bad I shouldn't of ran away like a roach" or "I don't want to work on my game anymore I just want to stream"
 
He isn't even grateful enough to fcking message his dad, the guy he owes his ENTIRE career to, happy birthday. original twitch link
JESUS.

Like I get the feeling his family relationship was shit but his dad still hooked him up with jobs and more.
Can't even fucking text the guy.

At this point I want a "good guy game dev" to parallel Jason with. I think the problem with that is. The dev's actually doing their job don't stream all day or put out videos.
I don't think Toby Fox would work. Maybe he would but he's too weird in his sex pervert dungeon shit.
Maybe the FNAF guy. But those two feel too far along for me.

I want someone out there right now whose actually updating and working on their game at this moment that we can compare to Jason in real time.
It'd be a nice juxtapose to go to once a month when Mald releases his "updates"
 
PS involved in some gay twitch drama:
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smite world champion :story:
What a dumb thing to brag about...
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This is the guy T hall felt so threatened over he called the police. This smite furfaggot. God this is so gay.
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This is all so fucking gay.
 
Ladies and gentlemen of the tread, also @0 0 and @CrunkLord420
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Conditions:
  • groin shots off limits (groin shot=immediate loss for the perp)​
  • not a fight to the death​
  • MMA rules​
  • referee present​
  • 4 months prep time for both​
  • no stimulants, drugs or steroids (prescription drugs allowed, not performance enhancers)​
  • KO= loss​
  • Points count for successful hits above the groin area and grapples​
Who wins and how?
most important thing in a fight is if you can handle getting hit
jason has sat in front of a desk playing video games his entire life
terry was homeless

its not even close
 
Here's my forecast for the rest of the month on this whole thing;
-Mald's gonna upload a broken update in the middle of the week, is still going to find a way to say it shipped "early"
-He's gonna announce that the next update is not gonna be at the start of the month
-People will find inconsistencies in his vods about statements made regarding texting his dad, now that it's known they haven't exchanged texts for a year
-Karl Jobst will post a statement about his trial and misdirection, mald's going to reply and trigger a shitstorm in the comments
-One of his mods is gonna butt heads with him and we're gonna get some very fresh milk
 
Jason is probably not prioritizing his monthly updates anymore because the drama from WoW has largely died down. Pretty sure the only reason he started this update schedule was to mitigate all the flaming he was getting.

Also, what the fuck is the point of the 1,000 different endings thing? I don’t have the appetite to complete even my favorite games of all time 100 times let alone 1,000 (granted, I know it’s a ~3 hour game). It’s a useless gimmick.

I’ve made music as a hobby for a long time, and one thing you learn pretty early on is that getting overzealous will ruin a project. You can easily spend 100s of hours tweaking and adding to a track and that won’t necessarily make it any better, it’ll only make it harder to achieve any sense of completion.
 
He isn't even grateful enough to fcking message his dad, the guy he owes his ENTIRE career to, happy birthday. original twitch link
HOLY FUCK why would you EVER have that conversation in public? This is horrifying LMAO how does this guy still have a career?

I think I finally found a lolcow that's gonna fill me with the same passionate feelings as drachenlord did back in the day. There is just something beautiful in watching narcissistic streamers spew obvious lies to their gullible community. It's the mix of getting slightly angry at the internet while also laughing my ass off that's invigorating to me.

Look at the pure contempt on Malddad's face as he says "Jason... oh sorry, THOR". It's beautiful.
 
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Joeyray - Last month was my birthday and you missed it, you didn't call me. Neither did your brother, you guys both ignored me for my birthday.
Mald - That isn't true!
Joeyray - That is true...
Mald - I sent you a text!
Joeyray - No, you did not.
Mald - Bullshit.
Joeyray - That was last year.
Mald - Bullshit. I'm gon-
Joeyray - I got nothing. You sent me one last year.
Mald - Did I send you one last year? Am I a shitty son?
Joeyray - Yes!
Mald - Oh man... it was last year... wowwwww...
Joeyray - I want everybody to know that Jason... excuse me, THOR did not say anything to his father for his birthday a month ago-
Mald - If it makes you feel any better, I didn't text you anything after that last happy birthday so it's still the same one. It still counts. :smug:
Joeyray - No. Your logic sucks.
Mald - smug reddit laugh

Ctrl+f "sorry" 0 results. Great clip to introduce Mald's character to anyone. Lying to his audience and his dad for no reason, extremely self centered, annoying tone.

Mald after being told he didn't contact his dad on his birthday.
Went ahead and had a paid for "Gronk" scrape this whole thread. It found patterns in varying narratives that can confirm Atypical Narcissism towards "Family" and "Overt Narcissism" towards everyone not "feeding the psychosis". Then I did the same for 2 other LLMs. It's all a very interesting character study. Read up on his dad and I feel bad for him after all he's done for him. Poor form, Jason.

Deep diving the game jams. It's all a "ploy and pull" for "clout chasing". Ingratiate dozens of wayward start ups with the grift and take the credit for "exposure" after "throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks". It's disingenuous and a bad actor move but not outside of the abovementioned psychosis. While we could "armchair shrink" his already inflated cranium to colossal proportions it adds nothing of substance. The lack of community voice and choice shows the obvious "Exertion of Authority" placing Jason and his judges in a position of power while having no bestselling title on the market. A "Lord of the Flies" situation where Jason holds the Conch at all times.
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This is the guy T hall felt so threatened over he called the police. This smite furfaggot. God this is so gay.
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This is all so fucking gay.
At what point did this homosexual man decide he would bullynerd-bait Jason and think it would be a good thing to go public? Filing a police report is the right thing to do but you'd think the kfabe would kick in just like all the other sockpuppety grifts. No "Insane Behavior" or "Unhinged Behavior", just "Wild Behavior". Is it possible Jason is actually intimidated by someone with less psychoclout than him?
 
Also, what the fuck is the point of the 1,000 different endings thing? I don’t have the appetite to complete even my favorite games of all time 100 times let alone 1,000 (granted, I know it’s a ~3 hour game). It’s a useless gimmick.
At this rate there's going to be more "endings" than there will be players of his game. I wonder if it's just achievement bait. People used to obsess over them and gamer score back in the XBox 360 days and I think there's a proportion of people who still do even though it literally means nothing.
 
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