Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 417 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,644 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,942 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,298
Second day of the week and he already canceling the stream...
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Yeeee 2 days of 12 hour monster hunter streaming back to back is reeeeeaaly demanding.

Fucking gay. I was looking forward to watching him in the background.

His smugness inspires untapped energy in my soul reminding me I'm not a sanctimonious, entitled, living bodhisattva of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

"Hi streamer, any update on Heartbound? You're an inspiration. Thanks!"

"So uhh, you might wanna get those eyes checked there, bud. If you're a member of this community you will know, which you don't, that your negging isn't tolerated here. But you can explain that in your unban request there, bud. Yyyeeeah.

Insane behaviour, yeah. Rent free. Yeah. We banned 'em, no tolerance for that kind of behaviour."

He asks more from his Blockgame co-dev, "Jake", than he does of himself for his array-cursed traumaware game.

Anyway here's more content. He forgot to change the mouse-over banner announcement and it still says April 5th.

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And today's the first day his game got "mostly negative".

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I found this funny so you have to too.

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At this rate there's going to be more "endings" than there will be players of his game. I wonder if it's just achievement bait. People used to obsess over them and gamer score back in the XBox 360 days and I think there's a proportion of people who still do even though it literally means nothing.
imagine the cracked.com article

'heartbound: the rpg that has more endings than active players,' :story:
 
Jason is probably not prioritizing his monthly updates anymore because the drama from WoW has largely died down. Pretty sure the only reason he started this update schedule was to mitigate all the flaming he was getting.
He started it because Steam introduced a new feature that names and shames Early Access games that haven't been updated in 12 months to stop players getting scammed by abandonware:
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He even tried bitching to Steam in a support ticket that he totally updates his game (but only on the opt-in beta branch most players wouldn't know about) so they should remove the notification:
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He even tried bitching to Steam in a support ticket that he totally updates his game (but only on the opt-in beta branch most players wouldn't know about) so they should remove the notification:
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That's why he merged his WIP branches to main, so he can bypass the filter. Which is also why he's probably struggling with pushing monthly updates now because he has a bar to meet, like a certain threshold of data change or some other condition. It's snakey.

Honestly he should publish a video to come clean on abandoning the project (even he doesn't want to, he should, it's shit, it's like an on the rails 2D therapy session written by a toddler).

Buuuuut he can't because ego. Also his stream chat constantly asks him why they can't redeem their channel points for Heartbound keys (apparently they've been saving up for a 2D therapy struggle session with Bezos-tokens), and he laments that he removed the reward because of "review bombing and people selling them on third party sites". Only one of those excuses is believable.
 
I wonder if it's just achievement bait.
Maybe a bit, on the other hand it's something I see among many wannabe youtubers who talks about creating their own games "its gonna have bazilion routes", Like quantity of the choicess is more important than quality. At this point Jason should drop the rpgmaker or whatever he's using and just make a visual novel.
 
Maybe a bit, on the other hand it's something I see among many wannabe youtubers who talks about creating their own games "its gonna have bazilion routes", Like quantity of the choicess is more important than quality. At this point Jason should drop the rpgmaker or whatever he's using and just make a visual novel.
That's just hubris. Also writing is a skill, that's often very underappreciated.
Maldy's technical ineptitude is secondary to his writing skill one. The way he designed story state as a single array is indicative of this.
 
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Gay and tranny flags consistent all across his announcement, just like every other major open channel in discord like HD2.. Its more likely troons trying to own the chuds by marking their "territory" like a dog pissing lamp posts in each street corner.
Absolutely this. Any public discord if there's an announcement about a game update, some tranny will be racing to hit the rainbow flag, tranny flag, and palestine reactions to own the chuds before there's too many different reactions on a post for their shit to appear. It's twitter level slacktivism.
 
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He even tried bitching to Steam in a support ticket that he totally updates his game (but only on the opt-in beta branch most players wouldn't know about) so they should remove the notification:
his message to his audience about it was, of course, to tell them it's steams fault, and how the system is flawed

Gay and tranny flags consistent all across his announcement, just like every other major open channel in discord like HD2.. Its more likely troons trying to own the chuds by marking their "territory" like a dog pissing lamp posts in each street corner.
there are certain users that have posted tranny flags in several posts without having ever interacted with the server. makes me wonder if they're bots
 
Ladies and gentlemen of the tread, also @0 0 and @CrunkLord420
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Conditions:
  • groin shots off limits (groin shot=immediate loss for the perp)​
  • not a fight to the death​
  • MMA rules​
  • referee present​
  • 4 months prep time for both​
  • no stimulants, drugs or steroids (prescription drugs allowed, not performance enhancers)​
  • KO= loss​
  • Points count for successful hits above the groin area and grapples​
Who wins and how?
This is just insulting to Terry. Terry was all about low level "make games don't play them". Meanwhile Jason is puttering around GameMaker, failing to make games.
 
Ladies and gentlemen of the tread, also @0 0 and @CrunkLord420
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Conditions:
  • groin shots off limits (groin shot=immediate loss for the perp)​
  • not a fight to the death​
  • MMA rules​
  • referee present​
  • 4 months prep time for both​
  • no stimulants, drugs or steroids (prescription drugs allowed, not performance enhancers)​
  • KO= loss​
  • Points count for successful hits above the groin area and grapples​
Who wins and how?
Fuck that put me in there i'll fight Jason and Khronos same time.
 
Kevin from Steam support, your days are OVER! Consequences will NEVER be the same! The ferrets were set LOOSE prepare for the finding out phase!

Was it ever clarified whether Shaye or whatever the fuck their name is is a trannie furfaggot? Did MALDavius go through an entire divorce to shack up with one hundred musky rodents and a trannie? The lore is too deep I can't keep up, and he never uses their pronoun on stream from what I've watched.

What's his ferret endgame... that's the real question...
 
This is just insulting to Terry. Terry was all about low level "make games don't play them". Meanwhile Jason is puttering around GameMaker, failing to make games.
It was not my intention. Sincere and humble apologies for insulting Terry's name. (it's hard to convey sincerity trough text as I am not nearly eloquent enough to do so, but know it is not a ironic jab or sarcasm)

@Dr. Ricearoni mentioned why Terry is brough up, as the two are nowhere similar as you pointed out. One being a nepo hired streamer and the other a insightful, intelligent and talented programmer who made games to compliment a entire operating system with it's own language not as a focal point, but as a demonstration of it's capabilities. My subjective intentions, that clearly failed to translate trough due to personal incompetence, is to highlight that Terry Davis in his very essence is what Jason T hall WANTS you to view him as. Us recognizing that caused Jason T hall to have a panic attack. Yet being gifted with intellect and without a debilitating mental disorder, Jason T uses it to sell you snake oil in the form of a "inclusive community of game makers" with both familial and community support. Jason T Hall is a Charlatan who uses other peoples talents and insecurities to boost himself.

When Hall streams, he plays a game for 12 hours to make an income and satisfy his impulsive need to play video games and to get validation from people. Likely why his marriage failed and why he chose to cheat. Watching archives of Terry's streams, he might get sidetracked, but you watch it and are there to watch him work on code. And next stream you can tell he tweaked code on his off time. The viewer interaction isn't the focal point nor a priority, he is there to share what he is passionate about, vent or interact with people a bit and let you see him work on his legacy in real time, that is heart warming and genuine which is what makes him so likeable in my eyes. Even when he was homeless, Terry told a fan to fuck off when interrupted in his bible reading recording, but when he was referred to as "King Terry", a reference to his streams, Terry changed in the blink of an eye, and even apologized multiple times.

That genuine human connection, dedication to the profession of coding and a labor of love that is TempleOS is what makes Terry 10x the man Jason T Hall can only aspire to poorly imitate. Temple OS is a vestige of Terry's soul still alive today and possibly for a long long time to come. Hearbound will die once Jasons house of cards crumbles.

Also Terry would beat the shit out of Jason T Hall in a ring any day any time without training.
 
Was it ever clarified whether Shaye or whatever the fuck their name is is a trannie furfaggot? Did MALDavius go through an entire divorce to shack up with one hundred musky rodents and a trannie? The lore is too deep I can't keep up, and he never uses their pronoun on stream from what I've watched.

What's his ferret endgame... that's the real question...
All I can say for certain is that Jason is fat, gay and I would not want to have sex with him.
 
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