Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Tim The Enchanter]

This may have been mentioned already, but it's getting hard to keep up, sorry. If it hasn't been mentioned though, its hitting Instagram now too, not just youtube and twitter.
(Seems like his youtube video was posted around pg 684 that he then clipped for Insta, my bad! But it had 33k likes on insta alone and is good for hitting any zoomers with short attention spans/don't follow this guy on Youtube)



I'm a lurker so I hope I've done this right, pls no bully if I've fucked it.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLlbA9Nvq4y/?igsh=NDdteWpuaXU3enVq

Archive link, not sure if it's working properly or still loading: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Ybgbi

Fully taking the piss out of Pirate Software and the commenters seem very aware of what a fuckwit Mald is.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

That's a really interesting point. If large entities and systems are too abstract to hate, then I suppose I see how champions that personify their ideals are easier to unify against, because they're abstract ideas brought into tangible space.

It's an excellent way to cancel out the siren song of the blackpillers. They call out to the normie, offering self-fulfilling prophecies like "not enough people care to make any difference", "the legislature is bought and paid for by the industry and will never act against them, no matter how much public pressure is brought to bear", etc. If you also make it be about humiliating a sycophant who claims that these companies have a divine right to steal back the product that you've already paid for, then that goal doesn't depend on the actions of corrupt politicians, just getting the signatures is enough to guarantee victory on that front, so you can't be blackpilled out of going for it.

I suspect it's also about him wanting to feel like he's part of the shitty AAA space that never really accepted him during his "career", which would be another narcissistic need.

Agreed. This is why I can't agree with all the people saying he's "an industry plant". He's so inherently unlikeable that surely they could have found a better candidate to be the face of their psyop if that's what this was. I think he wants a AAA career, couldn't get one, and now vigorously shills for whatever AAA management would approve of in the hopes that industry-senpai will notice him and offer him the job of his dreams, being too dumb to realize that even if they approve of what he's doing, they're never going to give him a paying job as long as he's willing to do it for free.

everything I've found out about piratesoftware and his community makes me lose faith in humanity.

You look at Mald's fans and lose faith in humanity because you see people behaving like mindless drones. I look at Mald's fans and don't lose faith in humanity because I don't think his fans are human. We are not alike.

 

[Butwhythough2]

It's legit cult-like behaviour. Facts don't matter and knowledge isn't real.

Do you think if he formed a cult, would it be a suicide cult? I want that for the next step of his grift.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

My YT and Twitter feeds have been a joy all week, it's like the whole world woke up to his faggotry all at once. Even the Act Man feels comfortable enough to get in on the action, and he's got that fence lodged deep deep in his asshole

I responded to this already, but I just remembered that this is a documented phenomenon:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preference_falsification

We are ready now to explain how, when private opinion and public opinion are far apart, a shock of the right kind can make a critical number of disgruntled individuals reach their thresholds for expressing themselves truthfully to put in motion a public-preference cascade (also known as a public-preference bandwagon, or, when the form of preference is clear from the context, a preference cascade). Until the critical mass is reached, changes in individual dispositions are invisible to outsiders, even to one another. Once it is reached, switches in public preferences impel people with thresholds a bit higher than those of the people within the critical mass add their own voices to the chorus for reform. And support for reform then keeps feeding on itself through growing pro-reform pressure and diminishing pressure favoring the status quo. Each addition to the reformist camp induces further additions until a much larger share of society stands for change. This preference cascade ends when no one is left whose threshold is sufficiently low to be tipped into the reformist camp by one more other individual’s prior switch.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

preference cascade

So lemme get this straight. The guy who looks like Gordon Freeman just caused a preference cascade on Mald.

That's gotta hurt.

 

[Looney Troons]

Holy shit. This thing has picked up some serious traction within the last 6 hours. Awesome to see.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

The Uk close its a fucking cunt hair off, Well done KEIR the Queers Followers

 

[faith hilling]

Every time I see someone saying "I don't support SKG..." on twitter or on youtube it's for the most retarded reasons ever. It always some whataboutism, some shit that they made up in their head or just random shit that has nothing to do with SKG

i swear if i see another nigger say "vote with your wallet" one more god damn time.
like what is the logic there?? "no child, dont sign an initiative that could actually enforce things and improve consumer protection, you should just not buy a game and hope that comanies themselves change, despite that not having worked a SINGLE FUCKING TIME because there will always be a whale bigger than you to offset your loss".
If the end goal is the same (wanting companies to stop their game killing bullshit) then why not sign the fucking initiative. What difference does it make to them if it was achieved through law or by boycotts. FUCK.
fucking lolberts. (mati rant over)

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The guy who looks like Gordon Freeman just caused a preference cascade on Mald.

"Tell me mr freeman, you have complained SO MUCH. What EXACTLY is it you have programmed......can you name even one thing?"



70k. 70k today, and we STILL have 8 fucking hours. Reaching it by 4th of July evening is very, very possible

Also look at the green vs red.....it was a long distance before.....its not so far behind now.

 

[thx1138]

820k signatures and rising, holy fuck we're so close yet so far away

I'd be shocked if it didn't tick over by Monday.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

*In a fake deep voice*

"Hey chat, this is why consumer advocacy is actually bad. Also my dad worked at Blizzard"

*Draws some dumb shit in MS Paint*

One of my favorite things is to take a screenshot of one of his dumbass MSPaint drawings and ask people what it's supposed to be. Can anyone deduce what the fuck he's talking about from these aimless scribbles?

 

[ZucchiniEnjoyer]

One of my favorite things is to take a screenshot of one of his dumbass MSPaint drawings and ask people what it's supposed to be. Can anyone deduce what the fuck he's talking about from these aimless scribbles? View attachment 7588771

knew he was a fag ever since I saw him use ms paint with dark mode on

 

[The sticky sock]

One of my favorite things is to take a screenshot of one of his dumbass MSPaint drawings and ask people what it's supposed to be. Can anyone deduce what the fuck he's talking about from these aimless scribbles? View attachment 7588771

Looks like a detailed plan on denying Venezuelans a decent income (more immigration to actual countries), if you want to stop botting just block incoming traffic from these countries.
What are they going to do buy a VPN?
No monopoly companies need to leech millions of the user base to install QA teams that would do it for free.

 

[31. Januar]

Shoutout to former domains of the house of Wasa under the king Sigismund III of Poland-Lithuania for uniting for the first time in 400 years, exclusively to fuck over Maldavius Figtree.

 

[Butwhythough2]

One of my favorite things is to take a screenshot of one of his dumbass MSPaint drawings and ask people what it's supposed to be. Can anyone deduce what the fuck he's talking about from these aimless scribbles? View attachment 7588771

He's obviously drawing how the breaker box works in his house.

 

[stupid fufu]

Something I wanna point out is this faggot's lanky ass arms. There's no fat, no muscle, literal human stick figure. Has a body that really says "I haven't worked a day in my life"
There's no hair either as if he's on estrogen.

 

[faith hilling]

One of my favorite things is to take a screenshot of one of his dumbass MSPaint drawings and ask people what it's supposed to be. Can anyone deduce what the fuck he's talking about from these aimless scribbles? View attachment 7588771

i firmly believe he only does this because it gives him an aire of "teacher-like" superiority/authority. He places himself as a teacher in front a blackboard, having to "dumb things down" for you simpletons in chat who need drawings and pictures, because youre quite simply too retarded to understand Lord Mald otherwise.
Nevermind the fact that his drawings dont look like anything, and dont actually communicate any of the bullshit he thinks he has to say about a subject. If it wasnt for him talking while drawing them, they would almost certainly only confuse someone further.

 

[MeltyTW]

One of my favorite things is to take a screenshot of one of his dumbass MSPaint drawings and ask people what it's supposed to be. Can anyone deduce what the fuck he's talking about from these aimless scribbles? View attachment 7588771

i believe thats an abstract representation of his mother having a train ran on her for money

 

[reactionary]

One of my favorite things is to take a screenshot of one of his dumbass MSPaint drawings and ask people what it's supposed to be. Can anyone deduce what the fuck he's talking about from these aimless scribbles? View attachment 7588771

He's telling people how to play Rhythm Doctor.

 

[Playstation 2 Slim]

At this rate, it looks like the UK petition will cross the line first. Likely before the end of the day.