Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[cigint]

What is your favorite lie told by James Figtree?

Heartbound was worked on every day.

He wasn't hired for nepotism and nobody knew who his father was.

Mr. Robot stole his genius puzzle solution and doxxed the puzzle creator.

Stop Killing Games is about forcing small-time indie developers into eternal slave labor and also stealing their source code.

EVE Online developers forced him to grind a broken piece of content and then put a game-wide target on his back.

He was out of mana. What was he supposed to do for you?

He received tens of thousands of death threats and his house was swatted several times.

 

[ApearFruit]

I think I found a rare photo of Jason. Has anyone posted this yet?

Spoiler

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Based time travelers at Nintendo's marketing dept

 

[Adam Copium]

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https://piratesoftware.sucks/chronology

Huh.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

What is your favorite lie told by James Figtree?

That paying your jannies and even giving them benefits is a morally correct thing to do.

e - wonder how that's going now with how many viewers/subs/followers he's lost. paid members alone are almost down to a quarter of the peak 1 year ago.

 

[StacticShock]

Calm the fuck down, I'm answering a question, not bullshitting like a retard.

i am calm you melaniated descendant, you answered the question like a retard because ross guessed publishers would be more on the safe side if it was treated like USB-C case, EA axing anthem beforehand is a good sign too because if it passes then EA cannot go after anyone that makes a anthem server emulator either which means less legal money trouble for EA, outside of thinking on another legalese word to rope customers in as some lease license service bullshit or environment crap like apple does.

which is funny because it implies geforcenow game streaming bullshit and you will only need to download a shitty client to make sure you are authenticated to join their gameserver, fucking lol.

 

[News Enjoyer]

Some nigga named their kid Maldavius which is the best part

It's just his fursona name. Which is almost as funny, because he picked the name for himself.

 

[Polentic]

Also every country hit AT LEAST bronze besides these 3 losers

Made my friend's 80 year old cypriot Grandpa sign up for this shit. Only for retards in Cyprus not to sign it.

 

[Adam Copium]

Which is almost as funny, because he picked the name for himself.

Which also stems from an EVE online character, I just learned

 

[LanceMaster01]

Waking up to over 1.1 mil signatures feels so good. Everyone that matters wins. Another fuck you to Maldy Baldy Bitchtits.

 

[Bogliacci]

all you had to do was stick to your dumb 'dad' advice jason. all you had to do was keep your head down. but you couldn't, you fuckin' egomaniac, and look where it's led you.

As it turns out, artificially inflating yourself in the algo so everyone can immediately identify you and anyone with normal senses can see how smug and ego driven you are isn't a good recipe in the long term!

 

[y a t s]

I'd assume decompiler did a poor job.

I know he's a shit programmer, but I can't imagine he does weird shit with conditionals like this. Basically every nested layer inside the else if could be combined into a single (albeit long) conditional in the else if. There's even an && in that last nested if, so it's not like the dude is unaware that a boolean AND exists. This, along with the switch with a single statement (why not just use another if?) make me suspect this is largely decompiler fuckery.

I'm open to being wrong. Stupidity has no limits.

 

[Terfatron]

As the sun sets on mr Mald im Happy to report that line go UP for Ross!
from 7867 usd earlier today to 10.000 American freedom money as of now.
Link here


stretches
Stay seething


Also, love how the bestest cows on the farm right now are middle aged man babies larping as pirates.
We really do be living in the best timeline

 

[Slav Power]

a hacky, retarded solution that probably wont work

Goldberg Steam Emu has a config option to change the Steam ID/username. It's all in the documentation and GSE itself is open source.

 

[Rotollo 2]

This whole year has been a disaster for Maldavius Faggottree, a disaster so big that I think the only award he's getting this year is LOTY. That is, if he can outperform Bossman of course.

finally a lolcow to surpass balldo gear

 

[Der Fuhrry]

data.win

Are older heartbound versions available? If so it should be possible to compare/diff versions to see exactly how little effort goes into each monthly update. But I don't have heartbound or Windows so I can't do it myself.

 

[potato sack]

I'd like to remind you that despite Jason crying about muh harassment, he's been bragging about being cool and tough and that haters can't do anything to hurt him. He unironically bragged about being on 4chan and LiveLeak at a young age
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he was, in fact, upset with things they said on the internet

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Are older heartbound versions available? If so it should be possible to compare/diff versions to see exactly how little effort goes into each monthly update. But I don't have heartbound or Windows so I can't do it myself.

steam usually allows you to redownload depots of older games. this is a very common practice within fallout and elder scrolls communities because they rely on specific exe versions for their script extensions.

go to steamdb and search the game you want: https://steamdb.info/, click on its app ID, go to depots on the left. then, you go to the manifests page (also on the left) and find the manifestID of the depot you want to download, from whenever it is.

open the steam console by typing this into your browser (should work with any): steam://nav/console

then you type this command into the steam consosle: download_depot <appid> <depotid> replacing appid and depotid with your previously obtained numbers.

voila, you've just downloaded a previous version of the game.

 

[JoshPlz]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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What is that even supposed to mean? Is he insinuating that the initiative has a hidden agenda, or is he just being a passive-aggressive retard?

 

[Dr. Charles Forbin]

Are older heartbound versions available? If so it should be possible to compare/diff versions to see exactly how little effort goes into each monthly update. But I don't have heartbound or Windows so I can't do it myself.

Steam saves all versions of games. You can find older version's IDs on SteamDB and download them via the Steam console. Or pirate them because you aren't a faggot who buys the game

 

[PULL UP]

What is that even supposed to mean? Is he insinuating that the initiative has a hidden agenda, or is he just being a passive-aggressive retard?

He's just quadrupling down on his gay "it's worded badly so it's bad" argument.