Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Luecke]

He tried to make Undertale 2 with none of the talent of Toby Fox (no good soundtrack, mediocre writing at best etc)

bro, the writing is worse. My 5 year old niece could come up with better stuff

 

[DubyaD4D]

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What irks me greatly is the yup he says whenever he ends some line of thought (as heard in that first clip), as though it's some incredibly forced tic he does to affirm anything he just said.
I haven't seen that get mentioned as much here, compared to the 'insane behaviours', stretches or 'stay frosty'.

 

[Forklift Certified]

bro, the writing is worse. My 5 year old niece could come up with better stuff

Because he is not writing! he sheeting and cooping as a disguise as writing... fuck i don't had a clip but mald himself said so he used this as a pseudo therapy against his early depression...

 

[BigPeanut]

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: JASON “thor” “MALDYANUS NIGGERTREE” HALL FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPES FERRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTS

 

[Glowie]

Big company shareholders

GDPR cucked entire advertisement industry forcing sites to implement to opt out of advertisement and tracking data from hundreds of companies, big or small.
Think about that for a minute.

 

[ChromaQuack]

GDPR cucked entire advertisement industry forcing sites to implement to opt out of advertisement and tracking data from hundreds of companies, big or small.
Think about that for a minute.

Based, fuck advertisers.

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: JASON “thor” “MALDYANUS NIGGERTREE” HALL FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPES FERRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTS

HE WEARS THEM LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS ON HIS SHLOOOOOOONG.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

I know enough about programing to know what a switch statement is but not enough to know why its a bad thing to use for games, could someone explain?

I think it's just that he's using a switch statement with a single case, which is logically equivalent to an if-statement, but more obtuse.

 

[faith hilling]

i dont think Mald will end up getting the LOTY award, mostly because hes not really as... "lol-able" as some others. Like yeah hes an annoying faggot, but i've had more laugh-out-loud moments from watching the continuous, never-ending, downward spiral of Anisa-and-I. (i probably butchered what weighs the most in picking the winner, but thats how i understood the award)
However, i do think that Mald should get some kind of "lifetime achievement" or "most impactful cow" award, for helping Ross pass the initiative.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

GDPR cucked entire advertisement industry forcing sites to implement to opt out of advertisement and tracking data from hundreds of companies, big or small.
Think about that for a minute.

I didn't know of this, pretty cool euros can be based sometimes, especially related to shareholders.

Personally, I'm still way too cynical given how things have gone past couple of years. It's not like Sony didn't ban 200+ countries over the PSN meme and only backed down when the game was review bombed, right? I still find it pretty optimistic to think people with money won't have the last laugh, but we'll see how it goes.

 

[y a t s]

The latter is so bad some of us are even giving Jason the benefit of the doubt thinking that there may be a translation error in the decompiled version people are looking at.

Anyone who thinks my benefit of the doubt take is worthy of a lunacy rating just doesn't realize how difficult the task of decompilation is. Ideally, this branching shit would have been optimized/simplified in the IR, but I can fully see why it wouldn't be in a random gamemaker decompiler. The single case switch nested in a shitload of ifs along with the inconsistent use of the boolean AND looks inhuman, not to mention how branching is a common problem in decompilation. I think the man is retarded, but let's give the retarded some credit here; this shit is particularly braindead.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

However, i do think that Mald should get some kind of "lifetime achievement"

Another "League of his own" award. Total Mald sweep.

 

[Birthday Cat]

The funniest part to me is that the alternative to this scenario is just the game not even launching. Good luck uhh not even launching the fucking game let alone encountering something that might be difficult or whatever.

Maybe that was his goal all along. We were playing checkers while he was playing 4d chess. The mastermind realised that all initiatives need a villain to unite against and the corporations weren't cutting it.

on "good luck soloing raids" comment, the possible routes in order of how much a company gives a fuck are 1., boo hoo i can't solo a very frigging boring 16 man mission with very specific puzzle mechanics you have to do literal homework for, for a piece of gear that may or may not increase my stats, that may or may not show up if there's stat caps. 2. follow star wars the old republic's system for solo content ability and just make ""party members"" ie a glorified tank/dps/healer pet that levels with you and is semi retarded but also has kind of retarded stats, and 3., rebalance whole game for solo/2-3 pet focus again similar to what star wars the old republic did.

especially considering how fucking greedy all companies are to begin with though, i mean let's say in however many years WoW is shut down. hell lets say wow classic too to simplify a thought experiment. maybe for WoW 2 the soyquel or the "wow killer" or whatever the fuck. so option 1 is you can either throw the entirety of wow 1 in the trash can and sue anybody who doesn't want it to, or some variation of 2., something like nigger rigging wow to be a single player rpg. just the ability to see, do, go everywhere, take your time reading quests and story etc. consistently update it with a skeleton team until at least #itjustworks and doesn't rapidly brick, remove monthly fees, charge like 20 bucks one time for it complete and treat it like a game purchase instead of mmo. they'd not only keep a revenue source and official traffic but also possibly woo a whole new audience that maybe doesn't want to deal with retards but liked playing as a goblin assassin and the early non pozzed story or some crap. wow/mmos aren't a good example, if he wanted a killshot it would be something like "boy, i wish i could play fortnite solo" or some shit, but even then, it's beyond exclusive benefit and more important to just put feet down, because without putting feet down it'll just be consistently more cuts to consumer rights. sure, maybe i won't play fortnite solo, but i fucking bought it. if i buy a fucking soccer ball and don't have anyone to play it with and don't want to play alone, it's still my fucking soccer ball. i don't own the right to the soccer ball production or the ability to perfectly replicate it and sell it to others, but if i want to fucking paint a face on it and call it winston i can. i should not have it taken away from me by mort shekelfagberg and told to just buy soccer ball 2.

 

[I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!]

i dont think Mald will end up getting the LOTY award, mostly because hes not really as... "lol-able" as some others. Like yeah hes an annoying faggot, but i've had more laugh-out-loud moments from watching the continuous, never-ending, downward spiral of Anisa-and-I. (i probably butchered what weighs the most in picking the winner, but thats how i understood the award)
However, i do think that Mald should get some kind of "lifetime achievement" or "most impactful cow" award, for helping Ross pass the initiative.

Mald's situation is funny but he is not even close to being a contender when someone like Anisa's husband ruined his entire career and became one of the most hated people on the internet(after being one of the most beloved).

 

[The Stranger]

Also every country hit AT LEAST bronze besides these 3 losers

Don't blame them too much, they're not actually signing less than other countries, they just have much higher requirements

 

[NoReturn]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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Aaaaand on stream, says the exact same line. What a guy:

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[Glowie]

I didn't know of this, pretty cool euros can be based sometimes, especially related to shareholders.

Personally, I'm still way too cynical given how things have gone past couple of years. It's not like Sony didn't ban 200+ countries over the PSN meme and only backed down when the game was review bombed, right? I still find it pretty optimistic to think people with money won't have the last laugh, but we'll see how it goes.

Think of the promised land of MMO servers that are beloved by south Americans, games that are abandoned by their devs and left huehue tribes without homes

I don't know with the help of the white man "gringo" specific south Americans could build their internet version of Israel on the internet, since you guys have ability to tell different levels melanin, women from Cuba, Peru and other south American nations look all same to me.
I don't know how you guys do it without DNA tests (passports and fake IDs can be bought from cartels so that's one option out)
I mean Spanish pretty much owned the continent before British, English, French and the Dutch game knocking jealous of shameless looting and pillaging with shit loads of gibmedats

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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Ah, the final cope of the niggerfaggot libertarian. Just point out how your right to own products should be protected and eventually they screech "I hope the government rapes you!"

 

[blargenheimer]

thatsabout - 1

I'm not going to change myself so that more people like me. I'm gonna be happy with the amount of people that do, and we're gonna hang out and do cool stuff.

This echo chamber can't get any thicker.

 

[cryptidfuck]

Heartbound is going to go the way of Yanderedev, isn't it? It's never going to be finished and take ten years.

 

[Ed Special]

I just want to see PirateGames and Asmongold duel to the death for the title of "The One True Roach King"