Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[N1bbaN3rd]

NOOOOOOOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
IT JUST DOESN'T COUNT OK? NOW SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING FOR CONSOOMER ROIGHTS

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY.
STOP BEING UNHAPPY.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

They're speaking the language of the eurocuck union. Online safety, censoring illegal content etc etc

But this can ALL be debunked by literally pointing to any game with hostable servers. Halflife, quake, doom, ect.

The only issue is hoping the advocates can illustrate these SIMPLE facts for the EU idiots to understand.

HONESTLY if these are their starting arguments, I feel confident as shit...IF we can get enough signatures.

 

[WarJams]

Does anyone have an archive of his discord around Tuesday July 1st? Fagtree claims that's when the swatting happened while he was on stream and that it was talked about in the discord. The swatter apparently called him and screeched at him before doing the swatting.

Spoiler: Swatting Happened Tuesday 9am

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Here's his stream from Tuesday, he streamed from approximately midnight until noon and I clipped out the two hours from 8am-10am fast forwarding until every point where he hid his camera. Allegedly the swatting took place somewhere in this clip.

Spoiler: Tuesday July 1st 8:00am - 10:00am PST

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Claiming a specific date and approximate time sure would make it much easier for local law enforcement to confirm or deny this.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

But this can ALL be debunked by literally pointing to any game with hostable servers. Halflife, quake, doom, ect.

The only issue is hoping the advocates can illustrate these SIMPLE facts for the EU idiots to understand.

HONESTLY if these are their starting arguments, I feel confident as shit...IF we can get enough signatures.

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I can only hope whoever is mandated to mediate SKG's claims vs the game devs' doesnt get swayed by this "think of da children and the racism!" . If they are so desperate that they want to appeal to current year's windmill then i dont think they actually have any good rebuttals

 

[Enclave Emily]

Does anyone have an archive of his discord around Tuesday July 1st? Fagtree claims that's when the swatting happened while he was on stream and that it was talked about in the discord. The swatter apparently called him and screeched at him before doing the swatting.

Spoiler: Swatting Happened Tuesday 9am

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Here's his stream from Tuesday, he streamed from approximately midnight until noon and I clipped out the two hours from 8am-10am fast forwarding until every point where he hid his camera. Allegedly the swatting took place somewhere in this clip.

Spoiler: Tuesday July 1st 8:00am - 10:00am PST

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wait, so the faggot literally lied about getting swatted but is so bad he has evidence of it not happening?

Edit: I forgot that you don't need a police knock at the door for it to count as a "swatting"

 

[mindlessobserver]

Jason Hall is gunning for lolcow of the year, Nicky Rackets needs to keep up.

Bossman bros rise up. He won't be robbed again!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The fact that the games lobby's statement is using all the same fallacious strawman arguments as PirateSoftware really doesn't help him with the "corporate shill" allegations. It's like he got a primer from them.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Maldcord happenings! Various chatters today said that Jason was "swatted" again, either on the 3rd or 4th of July. Assuming he mentioned this on stream.

Spoiler: discussing the assassination attempt

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As you can see, they're really running with the narrative that any "swat" attempts = attempting to murder the Allfather.
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Who tf is Winky?

Hilariously, there were multiple geniuses who suggest Jason has a basis for a lawsuit against ???/Ross for attempted bodily harm.

Spoiler: incredible discussion about muh Thor should sue

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Spoiler: 'Jason is not responsible for his own behavior' excuses

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This person is supposedly a personal friend of his. This is the competency level of certain people opposing SKG (aka parroting Mald).
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Signing this post off with some disturbing news:
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My nigga you missed the best parts of bugman take and som e fine milk form mald's cesspool so please allow me to indulge you in high octane faggotry ! in a 3 course meal fashion... shall we ?

As an appetizer i like to start with a casual Ross slander




Now the main course bugman's hot take




For love of god please some US KIWI kick this burger burping niggercattle ass ! Swear to god if this thing truly a murican he is the sole reason the rest of the word thinks why the yankees has double digit IQ...

--- MANDATORY ACTION DAVE INTERMEZZO ---

Leave my multi billionaire company alone

Now back to our original course

What?


Glips of hope




Dessert:


IM FUCKING MATI AND ITS ONLY SUNDAY !

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Voice training + playing with audio settings + eating the mic. I think that's all it is, nothing crazy. Surgery is crazy so I struggle to buy it but if it ended up being true, it'd be on brand.

People keep saying "voice changer" but that's a red herring. Nigga is just upping the bass on his microphone. It's an incredibly simple trick and anyone can do it. He might be doing a fake accent IRL too to help sell it, but whatever way you slice it, it's not his real voice.

Here's what it sounds like when he isn't pitch-shifted.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Jason Hall is gunning for lolcow of the year, Nicky Rackets needs to keep up.

Rackets is a Lolcow Emeritus nominee this time, so he's not in the running for Cow of the Year. Mald's current competitors are Anisa and The Bossman, with one more nominee yet to be decided. If he has one more major crashout by the end of the year, he's got it.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Leave my multi billionaire company alone

It's absolutely infuriating that these fucks don't understand copyright law. AGAIN, LOOK AT ANY GAME FROM 20 YEARS AGO, THEY FOLLOWED THE IDEA OF AN END OF LIFE PLAN WITH NO PROBLEM, even with servers and community modding and had ZERO ISSUES IN 20+ YEARS

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

It's absolutely infuriating that these fucks don't understand copyright law. AGAIN, LOOK AT ANY GAME FROM 20 YEARS AGO, THEY FOLLOWED THE IDEA OF AN END OF LIFE PLAN WITH NO PROBLEM, even with servers and community modding and had ZERO ISSUES IN 20+ YEARS

Then there's also international copyright agreements which people adhere to.

For love of god please some US KIWI kick this burger burping niggercattle ass ! Swear to god if this thing truly a murican he is the sole reason the rest of the word thinks why the yankees has double digit IQ...

Yes, he's probably the reason we have to live with lower test scores because we can't deport him.

 

[Fats McGee]

IM FUCKING MATI AND ITS ONLY SUNDAY !

Thanks for taking one for the team and diving in to the cesspit and retrieving those screenshots. I can only pray you didn't contract turbo-aids from your exposure.

I'm at a point where I'm glad to see people acting like this. Just, people saying things that are so unbelievably false and repulsive to anyone with a working brain that they wind up losing the good will of the general public. The 2010's onward have been this weird time where the most obnoxious, malicious, selfish assholes on planet earth could say or do anything and get away with it because everyone else was tolerating it. The best way to get normies to fight back against cultist faggotry is to fatigue them on it - And the best way to fatigue them on it is to let these retards run their mouth and expose themselves.

"Excuse Mald for not interacting with Ross, who's OBVIOUSLY acting in bad faith!" Yeah, buddy, anyone with 2 brain cells takes one look at Ross and sees he doesn't have a malicious bone in his body. Meanwhile, you listen to 15 seconds of Mald's insufferable narcissistic ramblings and you instinctively know he's a piece of shit. Keep telling people their eyes and ears are deceiving them, they love that.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Jason Hall is gunning for lolcow of the year, Nicky Rackets needs to keep up.

Mald Figging has my vote currently. No other cow this year has galvanized widespread public action like this guy. Imagine being such a stinky cow that your vocal opposition to a small, grassroots political measure turns it into a campaign of international significance.

 

[Fagliacci]

This is a going to be a bit of a dump, all clips from his stream on the greatest day of the year July 4th.

Not only does he blame his alleged swatting on "people associated with SK" and "people who support SKG," he completely merges people who hate watch him with the people that swatted him.

Spoiler: SKG Swatted Mald

Ross's video telling people to not bully Mald was not good enough for him.

Spoiler: Bullshit

Just like with the WoW drama, Fagtree thinks everyone that made a video about him is a fucking moron because of course he couldn't be wrong it must be everyone else who is wrong.

Spoiler: Every Content Creator is a Fucking Moron

Apparently Ludwig did not want Mald to leave and gave him alternate options.

Spoiler: Leaving Offbrand

Ferret Fucker claims to have never said he worked as a developer at Blizzard, but didn't he say he worked as QA for Blizzard, and didn't he also claim that not viewing QA as development was disgusting?

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Spoiler: Not a Blizzard Dev

His condescending tone in clips like this sounds so gross, I can't help but think whatever "lies" were spread about him in the SKG discord probably were a lot closer to the truth than he wants to let on.

Spoiler: SKG Discord

This reminds me of the Dr. K interview he did, he displays such a vehemently arrogant belief that he cannot possibly be wrong and therefore other people must be wrong.

Spoiler: Reminiscent of Dr. K

Not only are both him and Khronos smug about getting someones account banned from Twitch, but Igor even repeats his masters most iconic line "insane behavior."

Spoiler: Smug Ban

Three separate clips of him talking about the swatting, there's a police report allegedly, it was an actual swat team that showed up, 10's of thousands of death threats a day, he is getting constant phone calls, and his videos didn't matter.

Edit: I forgot that you don't need a police knock at the door for it to count as a "swatting"

First clip here, he says it was an actual swat team.

Spoiler: Swatting Extras

 

[Forklift Certified]

It's absolutely infuriating that these fucks don't understand copyright law. AGAIN, LOOK AT ANY GAME FROM 20 YEARS AGO, THEY FOLLOWED THE IDEA OF AN END OF LIFE PLAN WITH NO PROBLEM, even with servers and community modding and had ZERO ISSUES IN 20+ YEARS

My fucking theory this morons born around 2010... So they literally grew in the corpo slop and live service faggotry... They cannot fathom the good old days, when someone just run Xfire or The All-Seeing Eye to found COD2 private servers, and game all day in gob_rats or have clan war in tujan...

 

[foam rolla]

People keep saying "voice changer" but that's a red herring. Nigga is just upping the bass on his microphone. It's an incredibly simple trick and anyone can do it. He might be doing a fake accent IRL too to help sell it, but whatever way you slice it, it's not his real voice.

Here's what it sounds like when he isn't pitch-shifted.

This guy has the body of a middle aged lesbian.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Rackets is a Lolcow Emeritus nominee this time, so he's not in the running for Cow of the Year. Mald's current competitors are Anisa and The Bossman, with one more nominee yet to be decided. If he has one more major crashout by the end of the year, he's got it.

Mald's definitely the frontrunner in my eyes, but it looks like Karl Jobst is clumsily trying to hide his assets from both Billy Mitchell and the bankruptcy court, and the legal fallout from that could push him ahead. On the other hand, I could easily see Mald spiraling into legal drama since he's brazenly libeling Ross Scott, perjuring himself on DMCA takedown affidavits, and tolerated his Discord users conspiring to add fraudulent signatures to the EU initiative.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

My fucking theory this morons born around 2010... So they literally grew in the corpo slop and live service faggotry... They cannot fathom the good old days, when someone just run Xfire or The All-Seeing Eye to found COD2 private servers, and game all day in gob_rats or have clan war in tujan...

I thought this too. That most of pirate software's audience are teenagers. But then I just recently saw that hasan piker's retard mod is 47 years old. And then there's mald's head janny (and pretend lawyer) khronos. And nick rekieta's strongest soldiers are older than he is and even more of a failure that he is, just not 'famous'.

Yeah, nah, they're just retarded.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

The 2010's onward have been this weird time where the most obnoxious, malicious, selfish assholes on planet earth could say or do anything and get away with it because everyone else was tolerating it.

My fucking theory this morons born around 2010... So they literally grew in the corpo slop and live service faggotry... They cannot fathom the good old days, when someone just run Xfire or The All-Seeing Eye to found COD2 private servers, and game all day in gob_rats or have clan war in tujan...

2014-2015 is when I noticed everything about society started to shit for the worst. I'm '99 born, so oldest of Gen Z (more of the microgen between Millennial and Z). 2014-2015 I was freshman/sophomore in highschool and everything felt like shit. I was growing up in the magic of the 1990s wake and 2000s. I mean that's just my opinion, but that world that I knew was there, then fucking gone. Hipster and minimalist culture was suddenly fucking everywhere and felt like the most retarded shit during the 2010s.

The young Gen Z born after me and alpha are fucking retards. Genuine retards in a lot of cases.

Edit: added

That most of pirate software's audience are teenagers.

Yeah the comments and arguments they make reek of that age level. And some of the Kiwis pointed out, that the age requirement for his discord is 13. So yeah they're gonna be subpar intelligence in there.