Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[I mean I'm just saying]

Remember how fast he jumped to conclusions with that Apex Legends remote code execution hack live on stage? Doesn't matter that he got everything completely wrong [...] with SKG, he ended up doing the same thing again.

The Apex debacle doesn't get brought up enough, and I hadn't thought about its parallels with SKG until now. Like his "Game Dev Perspective" on SKG, Jason's built his personality on being a very intelligent and experienced hackerman yet totally fumbled on a high profile case he confidently inserted himself into. He even tried to smear the hacked guy by showing a clip of him installing some file his chat sent him despite the clip in question occurring after the hack and other signs like chat behavior pointing to a real RCE situation. It's kind of surprising he didn't seem to catch much shit for that.

Don't get me wrong, that pro gamer is probably retarded and the mentioned clip can be considered evidence as such; in fact I think Jason saw just that and thought he had an easy win by just asserting the most common and likely situation.

 

[Aidan]

He certainly doesn't want Blizzard to rehire him, given that Heartbound features a hellish office level as one of the first (and so far only) levels in the entire game. He hated working an easy nepobaby office job so much that hell is how he views office work and Blizzard now.
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Remember how fast he jumped to conclusions with that Apex Legends remote code execution hack live on stage? Doesn't matter that he got everything completely wrong. As soon as something pops into his mind, that thought immediately becomes the truth to him and he has no qualms about vomiting it out to millions. Why? Because narcissists fucking hate having to save face. They fucking hate being proven wrong. But at the same time, they love everything that they can possibly attribute to themselves so deeply and innately. Combined together, they invent bullshit like it's nothing.

So, with SKG, he ended up doing the same thing again. Glance at something for five seconds, do zero research, don't process a single word that anybody is actively saying, then immediately invent a conclusion that makes him look good. People tell him "isn't this tidbit incorrect?" and his ego says "eat my entire ass" out of sheer reflex. Now that it's all biting him in the entire ass, what does he do? Quintuple down like the lolcow he truly is instead of admit "sorry, I misunderstood."

Narcissism is your answer. Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down in his mind, he cannot sincerely admit fault. He's clearly been like this his entire life, and he'll certainly continue being like this for the rest of his life. Now that's funny.

If anyone wants context on the Apex Legends bullshit Mald spouted, I wrote about it here. Follow the reply chain though if you want even more examples of Mald making shit up, like how Tor also doesn't obfuscate traffic and is effectively useless.

Post in thread 'Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec'

Jan 26, 2025

The VPN shit is especially funny when Mald attempts to show off his 20 years of h4x0r experience:
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The "gotcha" is that the "weird service" that Mald "unraveled" is TunnelBear, which is obviously a VPN service, which Mald doesn't seem to realize, so the next hypothetical step in Mald's master plan would be to "arrest the dude". So what Mald has demonstrated is a pretty good case for VPNs, I'd say.

The lead in to your clip has Maldy saying the IP that he's referring to (107.170.236.5) has a lot of hits for malware on Virustotal (link to IP page) and then...

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Here is where Mald says your bank login can be man in the middled on public wifi and that HTTPS doesn't help. You might think he's talking about an evil twin attack that will replicate a bank portal and forward the login or pretend to but no he goes into more detail in the clip and explains he means a basic man in the middle. The more he talks, the more obvious it is he has no clue about anything and spews out keywords.

Post in thread 'Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec'

Jan 25, 2025

Skimmed through the Her Prostate's video. Faggot's using screenshots from this thread, fully embeds the meme video (the version which is archived in the OP, despite higher quality one still being available on YT), doesn't credit anyone, doesn't even mention "Maldavius Figtree" or the fact that Mald's a furry. Fucking hate that future-tranny.

But anyway, among the comments was this gem:

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[TrainWreckWatcher]

Best guess is that he saw ross' sub and view numbers and he thought he could quash him like a bug for a cheap thrill. now he is stuck holding that position because he is a gay retarded narcissistic nigger that is literally incapable of genuine introspection or humility.

I think you're partly right on this.
He didn't know who Ross was, but knew he wasn't some big name twitch / youtube creator so he felt confident in shitting on the guy.
The rest was because he had vested interests in GaaS games. Offbrand at the time was making them, and he probably has money from his dad that is invested in Blizzard Activision etc...
So he felt confident because Ross was a "Who" to him.

So his Ego made him handle it poorly with some confidence.

 

[Glowie]

Dad was probably never around and not spending time parenting him. Mald was likely spoiled by his mother and resents her for it (because he is an egocentric faggot). She remarried or something at some point. He never talks about her, which is odd. He is fucked in the head, and although he is a spoiled nepo baby, he was not parented and hence he developed into a trash person he is today.

Parent your kids, kiwis.

His dad directly inspired WoW neckbeard, life imitates art. It wasn't a parody, but realistic depiction of Jason's father, fat, uninspired, degenerate fat blizzard higher up right there with Grummz the grifter

 

[SlyVMan]

Got ourselves an Atozy Maldy vid.

preservetube

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Got ourselves an Atozy Maldy vid.

Yet another vid shitting on him.

Trump was right, I'm getting tired of winning.

Anyways, louis rossman is also covering it live right now tearing apart the legalese asswipe from EU video game companies. And probably also shitting on maldy

 

[mentally retarded user]

idk guys the global.storyline_array is genius programming, an array just works and the community only needs 4000 bytes to mod the game or something.
structs, or god forbid, a json is niggershit, a single big array is data oriented and shit, no cache misses here.

 

[The Man Who Sat]

Did Muta get into Rekieta's stash or something? He looks like he's tweaking out hard

he looks freaky and manic. creepy.

 

[StacticShock]

idk guys the global.storyline_array is genius programming, an array just works and the community only needs 4000 bytes to mod the game or something.
structs, or god forbid, a json is niggershit, a single big array is data oriented and shit, no cache misses here.

by the looks of it the array is supposed to be a controller, don't know exactly why but hey the entire thing is supposed to be retarded on purpose.

he looks freaky and manic. creepy.

well, he is a jeet so...

 

[Black Man Underwear]

His name is Seethavius, Maldavius even.

 

[Roachbound]

He certainly doesn't want Blizzard to rehire him, given that Heartbound features a hellish office level as one of the first (and so far only) levels in the entire game. He hated working an easy nepobaby office job so much that hell is how he views office work and Blizzard now.

Hmm, the hellilsh office level represents his time as a below minimum wage game tester. I think he'd be fine if he landed back at Blizzard with some cushy executive job due to his streaming success and his father's connections, something like "executive of marketing at blizzard" where he just lounges around all day outside of the office. He'd justify it to his remaining parasocial simps that "I've stated many times that "I fucking hate how the industry is now" and now I can be hands on and change that" like the slimy cunt he is

Seething about videos that question his credentials
0:16 - He never did any dev work at blizzard, he was doing dev stuff as a freelancer while working at blizzard. You just got confused;
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There's another clip where he says "QA isn't dev work"

Rule of Mald again, he ALWAYS has a clip that contradicts another clip. Below shows where Mald says "QA is dev work" and "I was a dev at blizzard"

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Back to the clip from Slimpack's post, this quote is fucking insane

"I've had a whole career of doing stuff, and people[detractors] go "That's impossible, I've never done anything", and it's like, then go do something, like do anything, like god dude"

This kind of strawman deflection can only work on whatever is left of his cult, how can anyone be charitable to this dude when his portrayal of his detractors are "they're too inexperienced to understand my career", when it's the exact opposite, since most people are questioning mald's career precisely because they've experienced a narcissistic pathological liar like mald and/or understand how dogshit inaccurate his takes are. Furthermore, many, many parts of Mald's career are barely covered by Mald(like his freelance stuff outside of NSFW furry avatars by wingless emoto), why shouldn't the audience question you when you take years to release a single heartbound chapter and brush off your freelance dev work with less than a sentence. Mald, you yourself even say "trust but verify", and the only thing the audience is doing is trying to verify.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Below shows where Mald says "QA is dev work" and "I was a dev at blizzard"

You know hes lying because his mouth is moving. Honestly his propensity to lie is astounding. I really wish I could time travel 5 years forward just to see what his legacy is especially if SKG is successful and NOTHING bad happens.

Though I swear to you, the big publishers WILL increase prices and blame SKG just because they can. They wanted 80 dollar games for a while anyway. They will use SKG as a scapegoat BOTH to make more money, AND to slander SKG

 

[Aidan]

idk guys the global.storyline_array is genius programming, an array just works and the community only needs 4000 bytes to mod the game or something.
structs, or god forbid, a json is niggershit, a single big array is data oriented and shit, no cache misses here.

With how much Mald enjoys editing yaml files I'm curious what his disdain for json is.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Does he actually have a disdain for JSON, or is that just a meme because he's too stupid to use it?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

A quick reminder that Animus is a 3rd chapter of the game out of the planned 5
And at the moment is like 6 years in development. Previous 2 chapters took him like 3 years to do.
This nigga will never finish a game. And i don't think he wants to. The only reason he still "works" on it is to not give people ammunition against him.

 

[Tarlach]

I've said it for years. Games as a service is fraud and anyone who perpetuates that market deserves to go broke, lose their home, and live paycheck to paycheck living in a rundown apartment. That's where most "You will own nothing and be happy" anti-consumerist kikes belong. That, or in Brazil.

 

[my penis is on fire]

The only reason he still "works" on it is to not give people ammunition against him.

Speaking of which,
WHERE'S THE MONTHLY UPDATE, JASON?

 

[twinArmageddons]

Speaking of which,
WHERE'S THE MONTHLY UPDATE, JASON?

Oh yeah todays the 7th any bets on

• Were releasing animus this month so were delayed
• Moving the patch to next month
• Moves the goalpost to somewhere this month
• or Ignores it

 

[HansKlokBier]

Did Muta get into Rekieta's stash or something? He looks like he's tweaking out hard

When I used to watch him on my second monitor he said he has insomnia and sleeps really badly, just look at the bags under his eyes.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I've said it for years. Games as a service is fraud and anyone who perpetuates that market deserves to go broke, lose their home, and live paycheck to paycheck living in a rundown apartment. That's where most "You will own nothing and be happy" anti-consumerist kikes belong. That, or in Brazil.

you aren't WRONG, but we still need to fight against it. Its not UNLIKE the drugs crisis. YES people who get on drugs are usually retarded faggots, but them being retarded faggots hurts everyone and empowers the peddlers of this shit.

Oh yeah todays the 7th any bets on

• Were releasing animus this month so were delayed
• Moving the patch to next month
• Moves the goalpost to somewhere this month
• or Ignores it

No option for "SKG passing is going to ruin my game anyway, so I'm not going to bother. SKG made my game abandonware. Hope you guys are happy, stop killing games killed my game. Insane behavior"?