Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 417 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,644 38.2%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,943 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,299
My prediction is the EU will behave like any federal entity and cave to corporate pressure, squashing the movement in some totally unceremonious way. The only thing more annoying than that will be Maldy's likely response of "I did everything wrong I possible could and tanked my career, but I was right in the end. I'm so intelligent."
Maybe, but consider this:
EU bureaucrats love fining Big Tech so why not fine Big Game.
Where does all that money from those fines go? I don't know, but these EU critters seem to increase their salary each month.
 
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It's not bad practice to separate speaker and lines said, such as having different types of text or wanting to dynamically change speaker or text -- but, this is the most retarded way of doing it.

Here's some code of my own project where it's done relatively well. Null/undefined values return a default, of course, something which Mald clearly doesn't know how to implement looking at that fucking wall of code.
JavaScript:
generatePrompt({prompt: [ 'Speaker', `Lorem ipsum!`, '[level count (has to do with showing an image)]', 'generic-bg', '[specific background override for when I need it]']});

He clearly knows how to use objects/object notation, because what he's doing is having one element of an array be two things at once, he gets the concept, just not the execution.
Sure that code is fine, but personally I don't generally agree with this sentiment of "Mald probably knows better" when it comes to these concepts.

I'm yet to be convinced he knows how to do any better than this crap.
I'm on the camp he doesn't know SHIT about CS or any related industry standard.

How could he? It's impossible to learn if you never make mistakes.
 
found this, regarding swatting. Jason REFUSES to show a police report, making me further suspect the swatting NEVER HAPPENED.

particularly worried about "being doxed further" (WUT) Nigga first of all you can't get phonebooked TWICE on the same address, and second of all you can omit shit.

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Do keep in mind I've asked like 3 times in this thread for ANY shred of evidence of swatting, and most anyone had was him AFK on the day it supposedly happened. I haven't even seen a report of malicious police calls
hmn, lets see now
Honestly, I'm unsure on how outside of Mald telling us that we would be able to gather any information to support or deny this claim. My only thinking could be a FOI request to perhaps the state/local police dept for bodycam footage, however thats work that someone else can figure out if they're solely inclined to follow up on that. I'm not in a position to investigate that route.
Possibly called in as a suicide threat at 8:06 AM, which...lol.
oh boyo lol

Hey @Null , I've been trying to avoid pinging you on this, but any chance you can contact hardin here? TLDR mald claims he was swatted TWICE last week , im 90% sure he wasn't, he refuses to provide police reports (or any proof).....Basically can you see if hardin can uncover anything? I figure it would be significantly less work than most of his tasks, and swatted or not, I think we ALL want to know what happened if he has the power to uncover ANYTHING.

So can HE do a FOIA?
He already said he informed the local police that he's a streamer to prevent himself from getting swatted, which I can buy since that's a pretty standard practice for people with a sizable enough audience.
Thats another thing, I bet at best they politely knocked on his door to say hi, not actual swat. But whatever the case, I'd love ANY clear resolution to this, as I'm fucking sick of this "It totally happened because they totally have my dox but I'm not going to dox myself by proving it" games.
 
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Jesus. It's like a who's who of all the people you hate. Not a single company or group here is free of shady practices and the ones who are known for doing that have decades' worth of history of consumer-alienating bullshit. Anyone who wants to write cyberpunk should print this image and hang it on a wall.
 
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I took a closer look at the statistics for overall signatures before, and to be totally honest I'm beginning to doubt the boting hypothesis. The vast majority of signatures are coming from the biggest country in the EU, Germany, and the overall rate of signatures has been slowing down steadily since the petition gained a million signees.

The current growth-rate is consistent with which we saw before July, albeit at what seems like a slightly elevated level.
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It seems likely to me that any potential boting is negligible at best, because this massive growth in signatures is also consistent with Mald becoming the hot new lolcow to discuss on youtube. The vast majority of signatures coming from the more populated countries of Europe makes this seem like a legitimate growth pattern.
With that said, I'm somewhat more worried about faulty signatures. With anything this popular, you are bound to have someone mess something up perhaps by accident when signing.
 
I thought the same but didn't care to look at the graph. It seemed to me that there was a lot of steam even the day after the million and now it is tapering of. However we are still getting a ton of votes even as we taper off. Which is a good sign in my book.
I wish moldman a joyful August and wish mald everything he asked for and nothing he wanted.

You furfag nigger.
 
The vast majority of signatures are coming from the biggest country in the EU, Germany,
I’m running a risk here of talking out of my ass when it comes to this particular situation, but Germany is one of the more recalcitrant countries in the EU when it comes to digital ID and the likes. They seem to hate everything digital (which I agree is a good stance a lot of the time), while safeguarding PI like crazy, which could potentially make the German signatures more likely to be fraudulent? I can’t verify this as I haven’t followed the German ID flow, but it seems like quite a few of the countries had a ”lol, cellphone number” verification flow.
 
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I’m running a risk here of talking out of my ass when it comes to this particular situation, but Germany is one of the more recalcitrant countries in the EU when it comes to digital ID and the likes. They seem to hate everything digital (which I agree is a good stance a lot of the time), while safeguarding PI like crazy, which could potentially make the German signatures more likely to be fraudulent? I can’t verify this as I haven’t followed the German ID flow, but it seems like quite a few of the countries had a ”lol, cellphone number” verification flow.
You can sign without your ID in the German version. You just have to give your Name year of birth and where you currently live. That is because this shit gets checked against the residents ' registration office. And since every German citizen has the inform them when you move so the state can always contact you if they wanna fuck you up the ass they just check against that dataset.
I do not know if the signatures are checked before they are counted or will get checked afterwards. But I am pretty optimistic nonetheless. A lot of people here have already signed before I could ask them to.

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Ross said that the high end of deleted signatures in past petitions was around 250k, and the petition is at 1,230,000 right now. At the current pace, it should pass the 1,250,000 margin of safety by tomorrow.
What was the total amount of past signatures? If it was less than 1.2 million then we have to assume more than 250k signatures will be discarded.
 
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One good giga autist Vs entire gaming industry

They're afraid of Ross.
This is why now, MORE THAN EVER, we need to campaign for MORE signatures. I get the overwhelming feeling that the industrys feeling something akin to being cornered by a monster in a horror movie, and its last hope is HOPING it trips and breaks its neck or something (read: fails to get enough signatures)

WE CANNOT allow this to fail from "not enough signatures", This would be fucking heartbreaking. It would be the equivalent if the hero was about to strike the final blow and just shits themselves.

Reminder I made a guide for amerimutts to help promote towards the irish (others can too, and you could probably apply this on other social media/countries if you either know english speakers OR speak their language), and @DefinitelyNotMe made posters in MULTIPLE languages to help promote SKG. The tools are here people, use them, get in twitter, use the #stopkillinggames hashtag, and spread it

REMEMBER, he said a previous campaign had 250k bad signs, and we PROBABLY have more. And we don't have ever 1.25 mil signs. THIS IS NOT OVER!!!

@Hooked on phobics is there anything preventing literally anyone from a request to the PD?
I don't know how legally involved that process is, but I assume it takes a DEGREE of legal literacy which is why I just pinged null. Hardin can do it if its possible at all, and I know null is interested in knowing,
 
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An OG vibe coder

Also just noticed the retard is doubling the amount of code by setting the speaker separately from the dialogue line for every line, EVEN IF THE SPEAKER DOESN'T CHANGE.

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What the fuck man- Wait no holy shit it gets even stupider than I first thought. Nothing is made to carry over in the first place. He needs to define the face every time because it keeps advancing to completely different dialog/face pairings. The fucker doesn't even automate anything with a macro function. He literally doesn't trust himself to write a function that advances the dialog by exactly one step but keeps the previous sprite!

Actually, for shits and giggles, here's what Maldy has to do every time he writes a single line of dialogue with his current "system":
Code:
1. Ctrl+C two mostly-empty lines of code
2. Ctrl+V them onto a newline
3. furiously navigate your cursor over to the first array index; may involve either mashing arrow keys or moving your hand all the way over to the mouse
4. carefully delete the first number of the first line's index first first
5. replace first number of first line's first index (optional: ctrl+r "calculator" so you figure out how to add 1)
6. navigate to second line's index
7. carefully delete the first number of the second line's index
8. replace first number of second line's index
9. navigate cursor all the way over to the first line again
10. stall for 10 minutes just thinking about what the fuck this guy is gonna say because you're a hack doing this for fame and not out of passion and you forgot the character's personality because you've been procrastinating on this project for so fucking long
11. if the face changes, you need to navigate to the second line and replace the face, too
12. Navigate to end of rine, create newline
13. GOTO 2

Keep all those steps in mind while you feast your eyes on this tool. Complete with a GameMaker port, since it's open source. That scripting language is exactly as easy to write as it looks. Place your bets on why Maldy didn't even consider looking into assets made by other people. Also, since the roach is 100% reading every single post in this thread, we should also place bets on when he'll start posturing and hyping up a "huge code rewrite" to Heartbound that takes into account everything we've criticized his code for, but he mysteriously chooses to stay completely silent on where he got the ideas from.
 
One thing that constantly surprises me with how he refers to these swatting attempts, is that you would imagine that 1 would be caught while streaming. However they always seem to never be on stream hours or on his day off.
Yea you'd think the guy who streams 19 hours every day who is being swatted by someone who obviously knows who he is...would have it happen during his stream. Not only is it just incredibly likely in general because of the ratio of hours online vs. not and the times he's doing it, the person doing it obviously knows him and could see his schedule. All other streamers got swatted during their streams, almost like that's half the point. Werid.

So we have Mald who streams 19 hours a day (and sleeps 4) but also gets swatted offscreen and also does all his developing offscreen and also does all this other stuff in that literal 1 hour period. k
 
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