Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It probably is amaturish, and hes no amazing streamer or anything, but people saying hes "worse than mald" are fucking retards. Thats the biggest thing. I see that and it always comes across as a thinly veiled defense of a lolcow

Definitely not worse than Mald lol at least coding jesus is baseline competent at something

 

[UttarPradesh]

There was piratesoftware.sucks, but that turned out to be a nothingburger

Dude this is amazing and needs to be shared more, some of Malds chat logs in here are fucking comedy gold and so clearly him.

Him going off on the guy for ERPing with another person (Lmao) - Saying "I super don't trust you. Like super, super don't." is exactly the same cadence as "eat my entire ass. The whole thing."

 

[I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!]

While Star citizen talks a lot of shit out of their ass, they try to deliver.

My brother in Christ the initial release date for SC was 2017, they are not trying to deliver shit.
They just realized that its more profitable to keep the game in a perpetual dev cycle while continuously begging for money.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Dude this is amazing and needs to be shared more, some of Malds chat logs in here are fucking comedy gold and so clearly him.

Him going off on the guy for ERPing with another person (Lmao) - Saying "I super don't trust you. Like super, super don't." is exactly the same cadence as "eat my entire ass. The whole thing."

It's really crazy more attention wasn't brought to specifically that conversation, Mald trying to foster dependence and convince Lyric that what he wants is exclusive commitment he "just doesn't realize it". Wouldn't be so bad if Mald wasn't also ERPing with and fucking other people unbeknownst to the person he's trying to effectively groom (Yeah the guy was like 19 or whatever but the website clearly demonstrates how immature he was and Mald being a decade older is very strange).

Mald has a clear obsession with control.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It's an item or skill or something he's playing with in his stupid ass game

Yup, Coagulated Mass just a material from the game, presumably a crafting component.

He also couldn't even be bothered to give it unique pixel art, that's just the red dye art from the base game, doesn't even look like he's recolored it or anything.

 

[Terfatron]

Speaking of his dad
I get the feeling he been in his shadow his entire life and now finally is making something of himself hence he gotta protect it at ALL COSTS!!

I'm not blaming his dad in any way just that Jason could have had a sweet ass thing going with the "lol my dad is the no life-meme".
but now he's in that place where he tries to ride his dad for clout all while he is trying to distance himself from the nepo baby title as hard as he can because he's a BIG BOY!

Elons tranny son have more balls distancing himself from his father in public than this husk of a man.
He wants the pros but non of the cons and he's such a sheltered retard he think he has the intelligence and the likability to pull it off.
Because this is a 38yr old man who's worth is determined by what 17yr old terminally online reddit users think about him.

I know this always been his personality but I can't imagine it has improved by even the slightest curating this kinda fanbase.
Add the skyrocket to fame which i imagine he was so proud of infront of dear father and he's now stuck where he can never, ever, EVER back down.

Blizzard-Dad must be ao proud of his spawn who use his name non stop when he's not talking about how he get turned on by ferrets.

Poor blizzdad

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Speaking of his dad

I think the middle-ground-coping employed by both father and son is that Jason is an entertainer.
Maldy does not like this title but he will use it on occasion as a last resort to justify his streaming habits, and I speculate Joey bundles a lot of frustration under "He's an entertainer. Let him do his thing and make a living."
But then they can have this shared space where both are in agreement with reality.

I barely watched it and I deleted the archive I made, duh, so I'm downloading it again. YT link here.

Here's a new GoFile with the latest stream archived, and I threw the AI transcripts in there too.

 

[UttarPradesh]

It's really crazy more attention wasn't brought to specifically that conversation, Mald trying to foster dependence and convince Lyric that what he wants is exclusive commitment he "just doesn't realize it". Wouldn't be so bad if Mald wasn't also ERPing with and fucking other people unbeknownst to the person he's trying to effectively groom (Yeah the guy was like 19 or whatever but the website clearly demonstrates how immature he was and Mald being a decade older is very strange).

Mald has a clear obsession with control.

I agree. I just read the entire thing and all I can say is WOW. That gut feeling we've all had with Jason are real, he is a gross, homo deviant.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Can the thread not be derailed by retards arguing about shitty code? Double edged sword when retards post videos about Jason because now everyone comes out of the woodwork to become the resident coding expert in this thread.

I think every single code sperg needs to open up their post with a compiler made from scratch by them, only then will we know they are white and not a coding NIGGER, earning them the right to code sperg.

Bonus points if they also use Holy C.

 

[ArisenShitman]

Yeah and the whole thing is not just that he forgot the birthday and talks shit about the old message being valid for that birthday, too...
It also means that he didn't text his dad at all for at least over a year.

What a sad excuse for a son.

I've seen a clip where he said his dad is in the chat and some dude pestering him 'could ask him'. I'm asking because I don't watch his stream, but is his father often in his streams?

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Joey and Shaye are both artists with green eyes.

Now, maybe I'm known to stretch things a bit, but the obvious conclusion is that Jason is not only satisfied with fucking a version of himself through Shaye's FTM pseudo-transition, he also wants to fuck his dad through her, while he's wearing mom's hair.
And he still keeps Shaye as a female too, where I'm sure he's borderline physically abusive and controlling, so he can really show mom who's THE BOSS.

 

[DocMorbis]

The grifter has made a third video on Mald, but it's behind a paywall for now. This time there's a gamemaker developer as a guest, which is an interesting twist, but that could be a nobody.

What a Jew...

A nobody interviewing another nobody.

 

[StacticShock]

AND TALK ABOUT THE FERRET RAPE.

there isn't much to talk about, unless a vet checks the ferrets for signs of rape then not much can be done outside stating the obvious without any hroofs.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

If any sloptubers are perusing the threads for more mald content, try mispronouncing his game's name as Hearthbound for the entire video I think this would really send him over the edge.

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

Man, this video got me laughing pretty hard. Not only does Jason *never* talk about the fact he worked at blizzard, but in the supercut of him talking about blizzard it focuses on him saying how much he loved blizzard followed immediately by how much he hated it. So good.

https://youtu.be/bSgFEvBtp3o

 

[BjörnJärnsida]

The grifter has made a third video on Mald, but it's behind a paywall for now. This time there's a gamemaker developer as a guest, which is an interesting twist, but that could be a nobody.

Those wo can, do those who can't teach. It's always a huge tell when one of these grifters channels are focused around coaching buisness instead of the actual subject matter. Cause it makes them way more money then their actuall abilites could. If you go on his instagram it's fucking gold. It's all wannabe Andrew Tate shit. He is bragging about how much money he's spending on his girlfriend and vaccations. He even has a reel where he's bragging about how much he's making of his whales.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The grifter has made a third video on Mald, but it's behind a paywall for now. This time there's a gamemaker developer as a guest, which is an interesting twist, but that could be a nobody.

"I developed in game maker."
Sounds like he grabbed an unemployed game dev college student off the street to me.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

I was watching through some Heartbound gameplay and lol'd pretty hard at what used to be the dialogue telling the player they reached the end of the demo



I was surprised how competent the game looked. Art, animations, music were mostly good, writing was serviceable with some cringe 2edgy4u moments, and the combat system looks like it could be interesting if there was more variety to the minigames. Like not factoring in his fanbase and hatebase I could see it being a middling success if it released before the peak genre oversaturation.

The 'choices really matter' thing that Jason always cites as the reason for delays I could see being the game's biggest flaws though since it means you have to jump to new locations constantly without getting to know any character too deeply or else their dialogue tree will exponentially branch out of control or too many decisions would made for it to be tenable to justify any possible branch gelling with what happens next in the overarching story. It'd be cool if pulled off well, but I doubt Mald is the one to pull it off well, there's a reason why even the biggest RPGs just boil the decision making and impact to a few numbers (morality score, friendship levels, who you married, etc.) that change a few bits of dialogue and focus on a strong central narrative with

 

[ScurvyRat]

*some gay shit*

 

[N Space]

HOW?
it took me 2 months to read 300 pages for other thread, wtf am i supposed to do and what even were you guys discussing?

Use the highlights function nigger.