Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

It is true that Mald's "crimes" are pretty much peanuts in the face of other lolcows who support terrorism, pedophilia, etc. But that just makes him easier to make fun of imo. Making fun of real monsters is tough because they represent real evil. That's never fun, often just depressing and infuriating.

This guy isn't evil. He's just extremely, extremely hateable. Everything about him is fake and gay, and almost everyone regardless of politics or morals just intuitively feels how much of a stupid asshole he is. The outright refusal to backdown an inch over stupid bullshit like WoW just doubles how much of a shit eater he comes off as. He's a great lolcow.

This is what this site used to be about. Mald has all the makings of a classic cow. No polisperging, no arguing over pronouns, no sperging over troons, no retarded moralfagging, just straight classic arrogance and a refusal to log off.

 

[Slimpacks]

There were 3 entries earlier, the removed was the one on this screenshot
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I saved the URL and thought about posting earlier but didn't.
Since maldy gave it the ban hammer, I have to post it now: https://piratesoftwarefan3.itch.io/only-one-employee
Careful with the volume.

There is even an archive for the submission page https://archive.ph/Y4IQo

 

[whalebiologist]

It is true that Mald's "crimes" are pretty much peanuts in the face of other lolcows who support terrorism, pedophilia, etc. But that just makes him easier to make fun of imo. Making fun of real monsters is tough because they represent real evil. That's never fun, often just depressing and infuriating.

This guy isn't evil. He's just extremely, extremely hateable. Everything about him is fake and gay, and almost everyone regardless of politics or morals just intuitively feels how much of a stupid asshole he is. The outright refusal to backdown an inch over stupid bullshit like WoW just doubles how much of a shit eater he comes off as. He's a great lolcow.

Obviously not on the same level of evil as literal pedos and rapists. But he’s still a massive control freak, a thieving grifter, a manipulative compulsive liar, a cheater and a FERRET. FUCKER.

 

[cigint]

Reminder that Animus went from 97% and releasing in 2023, to 98% done and releasing in 2024, to being completely written, to being completely done except for the writing, to now taking 3 weeks of work to prepare each increment of the writing, the writing of which was already actually completed two years ago.

 

[account3]

PirateSoftware Discord Server and #skg-thunderdome Channel Exports 3 to 10 Jul 2025.7z 529.00 MB

https://btdig.com/4ddba5959c9e15dbe14b2b1a7cb9d7e153dbacf5

Posted yesterday but made visible by mods recently.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

3 weeks of work to prepare each increment of the writing

... Look... Yeah... fair. So... thanks I guess? Yeah... I guess. ... ...? Seeya, suckhead. ...

EDIT: Here's another fun stat: 386/5254 (7.35%) lines of dialogue are "..."'s. All part of the ARG, no doubt.

 

[Yapping1337]

Game Jam 17 not going well for Mald:

 

[semitooth]

 

[onkey]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

wtf is that shit at 4:30 lmao
i need the peg on the sign, shaye
the exclamations won't fit if the peg isn't there, shaye
don't you see it? people will be mad at me, shaye
THIS IS ON YOU!

edit: it just keeps getting worse

 

[Maeis]

There were 3 entries earlier, the removed was the one on this screenshot

I saved the URL and thought about posting earlier but didn't.
Since maldy gave it the ban hammer, I have to post it now: https://piratesoftwarefan3.itch.io/only-one-employee
Careful with the volume.

do these people really hate humor this much?

 

[Doggy Dog World]

Some clips from latest stream.

Jason Explains Heartbound Routes
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150 lines over 16 routes sounds impressive until you do basic math. 9.3 lines per route. Assuming it's a back and forth that's 4-5 lines of dialogue per person where a third are fucking ellipsis. I don't understand how his shape sorters aren't offended by that when there's more dialogue placing an order at McDonald's than one of his 'routes.'

 

[limbdiction]

I'm not interested enough to watch Shaye's content to get a grasp on what kind of person she is

She's a freak that draws cubfur and gore and furfag shit.

Post in thread 'Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec'

Feb 26, 2025

A few pages ago someone mentioned Shaye, Jason's genderspecial girlfriend, had a FurAffinity under the name Necrophile (). After searching this thread, I didn't find any mention of its content, so headed to the Wayback Machine to do some digging.

Landing profile page for Necrophile c. 2015: https://archive.is/53Wmn


Note the moniker Mynosylexia which she used for various accounts like Tumblr and DA. Those pages should be viewable if you click through via the archive of her FA here:
Personal Tumblr: https://archive.is/UuFJK
Deviantart...

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[Not Yet Implemented]

just the same way he doesn't use SSE on his highly optimized raytracing code, and SSE is *ancient* in comparison to shaders.

I'm guessing you're more or less at the mercy of the runtime deciding whether to use SSE for code that would be better off with it, unless there are explicit SIMD functions. But imagine, if GameMaker had support for inline asm and Jason tried to write it, the milk would be endless.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

150 lines over 16 routes sounds impressive until you do basic math. 9.3 lines per route. Assuming it's a back and forth that's 4-5 lines of dialogue per person where a third are fucking ellipsis. I don't understand how his shape sorters aren't offended by that when there's more dialogue placing an order at McDonald's than one of his 'routes.'

It's barely dialogue. It's a complete joke. See this post for some concrete examples from this patch if you haven't already:

Looking through the patch diff...

Anyway, as has been said before, this whole "multi-routes" thing is a shtick in the first place.
A game where you make some decisions is called a normal fucking game.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

just made this

since their narcissism, ego, unwarranted self importance and absolute denial of reality goes hand in hand.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The fact the industry is basically 1 to 1 saying exactly what jason said about SKG bodes SO BADLY for him being a plant

ubisoft responds exactly like jason

I know the game companies of europe thing already said this, but now ubisoft alone is saying it. And its the same "but we can't run servers til the end of time" shit.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

The fact the industry is basically 1 to 1 saying exactly what jason said about SKG bodes SO BADLY for him being a plant

ubisoft responds exactly like jason

I know the game companies of europe thing already said this, but now ubisoft alone is saying it. And its the same "but we can't run servers til the end of time" shit.

its crazy how billion dollar companies, with all the lawyers and resources
conveniently doesnt know how to read
whenever it suits them

 

[The Stranger]

its crazy how billion dollar companies, with all the lawyers and resources
conveniently doesnt know how to read
whenever it suits them

One might say they're...
disastrously dumb ba dum tiss

 

[Fat At The Internet]

Jason Explains Heartbound Routes

I don't think what he's referring to a route is the same definition as what anyone else uses. Barely sounds like branch. Affinities, maybe.
Now Yu-No, that had routes AND branches.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

The fact the industry is basically 1 to 1 saying exactly what jason said about SKG bodes SO BADLY for him being a plant

I thought of an interesting possibility. I think Jason is not so much an industry plant as he is trying to skinsuit being one. It's possible that because he wants to be seen as an insider, he was predicting what an insider would think and say about SKG. The benefit of this for him is establishing or maintaining an image of someone who is "in". This can sometimes be leveraged into becoming an actual insider. Fake it 'til you make it.

Copying a character like that is something he's legitimately skilled at, and has reliably had success with (for a time, anyway.) I think he predicted too well this time, and actually guessed what publishers would argue. But since they're associated with his brand that rapidly turned toxic, (worse, they might as well have been at the brand equivalent of ground zero in Chernobyl,) he's essentially poisoned the well for publishers. They were shit arguments, but thanks to Mald having made them as he did, they are shitty and cringe. He created an optics disaster for them before they could move. Ubisoft's strongest solider detonated the suicide vest before they even headed out. Hilarious shit.

Either that or publishers based their arguments on his videos, which is hilarious for different reasons.