Dark Souls Stream recap March 9th, 2024
PRAISE THE STREAM! Hello once again, welcome to suffering. Today we have a very special stream, that’s right it’s Lily playing Dark Souls. Any souls boys, this is the big mad stream for you, she talks a lotta shit.
We also get some behind the scenes stuff I thought was interesting.
(Clip quality is low so they'll fit in this post)
Imoen and that other chick have been permanently replaced by Lily’s new shitty incest characters. Hooray?
She starts the game off and picks, what do you know, the edgy dex fag class.
She says she’s playing the game for the same reason people watch the room.
Cuts off Oscar’s speech and kills him.
Soon as she gets to Lordran she pumps as much as she can into Dex, and has about 20 total dex and nothing else by about 31 minutes into the game. Says a lot.
For whatever reason she tries to parry everything, which means every encounter that isn’t a gank is her standing still until the enemy takes a swing, AKA the most boring and cynical way to play a game like this. Just like force feeding your Gardevoir rare candies so they can steam role the game.
Complains about start up lag in animations, doesn’t understand that you’re supposed to time your swings carefully, even with quick weapons, it's not melee you can't cancel into a neutral air, you have to consider your actions.
Goes after the black knight and the black knight fucks her up, the game is so displeased with her commentary that the black knight ignores the bonfire reloading the area and keeps fighting her even after she's sat down. Fights the Taurus Demon, Taurus fucks her up and she keeps mistiming her dodges and complaining that the i-frames don’t work.
She meets Solaire, talks to him, and then immediately asks what she gets if she kills him. What the fuck?
I’m starting to think Lily only cares about morality if lesbians are involved.
When she gets to the burg she Immediately buys a bow to use on the Hellkite Drake, cuts his tail off to get the drake Sword and then doesn’t use it. (????) She also doesn’t kill the Merchant for his Katana. She knows about one but not the other it’s strange.
Calls Dark Souls the most generic dark fantasy game Bethesda never made, that’s an insult to From, their games are way more functional than Bethesda’s.
Gets killed by a Balder Knight and calls it quits, that ends the dark souls segment.
After some more Kingdom Hearts for the billionth time she shows off the drawing Mikay made recently.
it turns out Mikay did about five versions of it because Lily kept saying the hair on her younger self wasn’t unkempt enough, and she jokes saying "I am so cruel to myself sometimes", yeah....
Draw it again Mikay.
After this they talk about hair and Lily recommends estrogen as a solution to hair not being curly enough, followed by hideous cough and sniffles.
Speaking of overworking Mikay, someone suggests Lily makes a vtuber rig for her videos, and she flatly refuses saying she’d rather have unique mouth poses for syllables, she says she’d rather edit it by hand because it’s more fun.
She ends the stream by showing a highlights reel of the pokemon video she’s going to upload as filler for her channel. No one watched it so maybe if she just skipped to the funny parts her fans will watch it on repeat.
This stream was very mild but I for one would love to see her play more Dark Souls, she doesn't understand the game at all and a DSP style fail-through would be a delight for both kiwis and fans alike. She probably wouldn't do it unless her fans promised to donate $200 each, that's not even an exaggeration.
See you next time!
It's like a beautiful microcosm of everything they've ever made together. Mikay has a somewhat competent drawing that is ruined by Lily's presence and input. The caption is "reflecting on your childhood be like" but I literally don't understand what emotion Lily's older self is expressing in this. She looks like she's bullying her younger self which seems in line for her honestly.
