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Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
"A lot of people don’t know the coded things they’re looking at, just like they miss references to other racist things in society and popular culture."
so these things do not perpetuate racism since no one makes any association until an idiot projects his own racism on children's media, as these archetypes are not the same as "Black Face"
no one in their right mind thinks that witches and Jews are the same, just as Orcs and black people are not the same
but now that we can't use witches on media anymore, I think Owl House is anti-semitic and Lily "principles" should hate it since it is an "obviously unintentional stereotype" (whatever that means)
Eda is greedy, has a nose, thick hair and took a child, the evidence is clear right?
I always thought Mother Gothel was based on Cher. The hair, the pale skin, the vanity etc. Why is nobody complaining about Tangled being racist against Armenians?
People like Lily love to see racist cariactures where there are none.
"A lot of people don’t know the coded things they’re looking at, just like they miss references to other racist things in society and popular culture."
so these things do not perpetuate racism since no one makes any association until an idiot projects his own racism on children's media, as these archetypes are not the same as "Black Face"
no one in their right mind thinks that witches and Jews are the same, just as Orcs and black people are not the same
but now that we can't use witches on media anymore, I think Owl House is anti-semitic and Lily "principles" should hate it since it is an "obviously unintentional stereotype" (whatever that means)
Eda is greedy, has a nose, thick hair and took a child, the evidence is clear right?
While there are plenty of virtue signalers who hilariously try to grandstand with a supposed observation you'd have to be very racist to even think of, this is a thing. Earlier media makes their villains anti-semitic stereotypes, later generations just know 'villains have big hook noses' and just keep making that common villain trait without knowing why it first became a thing, but a pattern of "prominent hook nose = untrustworthy person" is still established in the back of peoples' minds.
But just because it is a thing doesn't mean clout chasing dipshits like Jerry don't just have an inaccurate, surface understanding of what the issue is.
Maybe the theater I was in had bad audio balancing, but I swear I walked out with no idea what any of the new characters' names were. The combination of monosyllabic names and the fact that they were only ever being screamed or whispered combined with my own disinterest and left me with no fucking clue. Instead, I couldn't help but notice how the movie seemed to be a bizarre mishmash and reinterpretation of the Legacy of the Force and Dark Empire storylines, and since the movie takes place at roughly the same point in time after the Original Trilogy as the former, I started applying nicknames that fit.
>Rey was inferior to Jaina Solo
>Kylo Rren was inferior to Jacen Solo (and also Ben Skywalker for that matter)
>Poe was inferior to Wedge Antilles
>Finn, lacking an obvious counterpart, became Blackie McGoodtrooper (you know he's the good one because he's black)
>BB-8 had already picked up the nickname R2-FIFA in my mind from somebody's breakdown of the trailer
And then I more or less just ended up sticking with these names because fuck Disney!Wars
This time, we open with one of the most laughable and pathetic character introductions ever written, and the worst part is that it's actually an accurate interpretation of the original character. This is the kind of shit you should be changing if you're going to rewrite the trilogy, but no, it's absolutely critical that we keep the petulant manchild of an antagonist.
Not!Jacen is mad because he sensed that somebody strong in the Dark Side is on Not!Tatooine, and wants to find them.
Because only the Sith ever dressed in black robes, right?
Anyway, the emotionally stunted buffoon goes down to meet Alina, and we get "art"
And this time, the question of the day is "what the fuck is that pose?" The footwoork almost works as a stance for foil or epee fencing, minus locked forward knee, but then it's entirely ruined because Alina isn't on a line with her opponent, instead twisting her hips to face him at an angle, and turning the entire thing into a stupidly wide and open stance. Is Malika the one that used to go by Xain Russel, or am I a few "girlfriends" behind? Should have stuck with drawing ponies...
Also note the patreon shilling, the moisture vaporator in the background to fill in the empty space in the upper-left, and the look of absolute boredom on Alina's face. What is that supposed to be, disdain?
Moving on, the edgelord meets the self-insert and they get off to a rocky start before this happens:
Ah, shit.
Okay, this puts Alina's Supar Seekrit Sith family as dating back at least to the Brotherhood of Darkness, about 1000 years before the movies, and about 3000 years after the KOTOR games. The Brotherhood itself was the final form of a Sith empire that had been shattered, reformed, renamed and subjected to sudden changes in leadership so many times over the course of its 6000-year history (not counting another 21,000 years of history for the Sith species that would form the bulk of the early Sith order) that I'm not even going to try recounting them. Darth Bane was a member of the Brotherhood that stumbled across a holocron (to oversimplify: holographic lecture recording) made by that Darth Revan, which convinced Bane that the Brotherhood of Darkness was a perversion of the Sith way, and so he engineered their destruction via what I can only describe as a Force-powered nuke. Bane was the only Sith to survive, by virtue of being nowhere near it when it went off, and went on to establish the Rule of Two that would stand until the deaths of Darths Sidious and Vader.
This raises problems. First and foremost: how did Alina's progenitor survive the annihilation of the Sith? There are a lot of ways to tackle this, but assuming that Jerry even thought of this, the answer is likely to be "She (you know it was a she) read Bane like a book and noped the fuck out", which also offers a partial answer for problem two: how does Alina know anything about Bane's Sith? The Sith spent a thousand years operating in complete secrecy until Sidious played the Jedi like a damned fiddle as part of his revenge scheme. If Alina's family was in hiding, then they wouldn't have made any sort of contact with the Banites. The only point where Alina's family could have made this realization is with Order 66 and Palpatine's ascension, in which case they can only make assumptions about Bane's involvement. Problem number three: Why is Alina the last one? A millennium will comfortably fit at least thirty generations. Even at a paltry birth rate of 1.2, that's still going to result in over 200 descendants in Alina's generation. Have they all been making sure to only ever have one child each? Isn't that just the Rule of Two but with tighter family ties? This leads into problem number 4: why didn't Alina's family rebuild the Sith? The Rule of Two is a philosophy that Alina's family didn't even know of, much less agree with, so why did nobody in those thirty generations start rebuilding the Sith, something that they always did after being nearly annihilated?
In short, this makes no fucking sense.
The negotiations break down and they fight. It is two sentences long.
Alina proves how much of a badass she is by effortlessly beating the limp dick of an antagonist in two sentences, and then proceeds to spend the next five rubbing it in.
I honestly can't decide if I'm more angry at JJ Abrams for making this pathetic excuse of a character, or Jerry for running with it, so instead I'm going to rant about how Jerry kept the shitty lightsabers from the Disney movies. Pop quiz: across the entirety of the Lucas saga, how many times does someone get hit with a lightsaber and not suffer death or dismemberment? The answer is three: Vader took one to the shoulder in Empire, which was primarily absorbed by his armor, and the other two are Count Dooku being Count Dooku. On the other hand, that fucking scene features six, two of which--the finishers on Finn and Ren--would require deliberate restraint to not be fatal, which Ren has no reason to exercise and Rey has no idea what she's doing. For fuck's sake, Jerry, you're trying to unfuck the Disney movies, so why are you keeping its biggest mistakes?
Also: the Star Wars galaxy uses the metric system.
Alina continues to seethe about the Vader wannabe, and I'm going to skip to the next morning as Not!Jaina heads out to work.
And that is how Jerry transitions from morning to evening. It's just... off. The transition feels sudden and makes me question the point of even including the morning sequence.
Oh, and: >Kyber
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Okay, so Kyber crystals are a critical component to the construction of a lightsaber. They were incredibly scarce even before the Empire blasted every place in the galaxy where they were known to grow and effectively banned the sale or possession of them. Therefore, this can't be a crewmember's keepsake, which means that the only way this could be here is if Jerry took the Disney canon where the Death Star's superlaser was made with them because funny, and extrapolated it to mean that the Empire was jamming that shit into all of their weapons. Or maybe I'm putting more thought into this than he did, and he just wanted Rey to have a crystal from the start of the story so that he can pat himself on the back for how clever he is when she makes a lightsaber out of it. He didn't even bother to describe how she found it, just "lol she got a Kyber now". How the FUCK does she even know what it is? He couldn't even have presented it as a pretty little colored crystal and have Alina identify it later? HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS MANY TIMES IN ONE SENTENCE, JERRY?!
So Rey sits outside eating dinner and the electronic soccer ball just... rolls up to her and starts beeping. No reason, it just picks the first stranger it sees and starts losing its shit at her.
And she still speaks astromech, because fuck you. She takes the droid in and agrees to go searching for the Wedge wannabe together in the morning.
We transition back to Alina, and are confronted with yet more art.
Is that a fucking meeple? You know what, I don't even fucking care, I'm just going to highlight two last things and be fucking done with this chapter.
Jerry somehow misidentifies a TIE/sf fighter as a TIE/in interceptor. Also, Trooper Dindu confirmed for Force-sensitive.
And he hates sand, too.
Alina picks the both of them up, and everyone's going to meet up in the market tomorrow, and something stupid will happen.
apparently a gay marriage between two main characters with a developed relationship is not a good representation because they are aliens
but shows that say "girlfriend" sometimes deserve praise
and the only way to have an A + is to make a 12 year old lesbian story to really please Lily’s tastes
Here's some quality cringe content of everyone's favorite bastard child.
Once again Lily proves to be incapable of writing actual children. I know these are supposed to be just funny little interactions but that's literally Bonnies entire character so I'm going to treat these the same as how I treat the short little passages Lily writes about Anevay. A funny quip that she's trying to go for would be like the child reaches for a raccoon, mistaking it for a cat and saying 'I want to pet the kitty!' and then the mom is says 'thats not a cat' and then the other parent goes 'I don't know looks like a cat to me'. Stupid harmless family banter. But Lily just writes Bonnie saying whatever the fuck comes into her brain when she steps 2 feet into the kitchen.
People who've never interacted with children tend to write them this way and it always pushes my buttons. I've worked with kids before and out of the 40 or so that I would watch everyday none of them talked like that. I don't know how old Bonnie is and I think age is kind of irrelevant because she's half Pokémon and apparently gardevoirs only live to 15 years. So let's say Bonnie is supposed to be 3-5 years old. Her speech should be developed, she should be much more emotion driven, and she should generally understand how the world works purely through watching her parents do things. When you write children like how Lily writes Bonnie you are (intentionally or not) writing an extremely stupid child. And I'm not saying the kid has a mental disorder or that they can't focus in class, I mean the child genuinely grew up with zero interaction from other people and literally doesn't know anything because they've been locked in a room all their life .
Lily watches way too much kids media to mischaracterize children like this, its genuinely baffling.
Luke and Ben specifically murdered her because they knew she was a Sith Lord and were scared of her. Aliana later goes on about how willing Ben was to murder a mother and child. So Kylo was fully aware that there were Sith Lords still. He would've said 'I thought we eradicted the last of you' or something, and given Aliana a chance to go berserker rage. Actually, given that Ben and Luke both knew there was a child and I think Ben took it upon herself to try and kill young Aliana, he would know that there was still Sith progeny and possibly connect the dots.
I know that Lily writes by the seat of her pants, but it's obvious that she didn't actually plan them to be involved in Dead Mom Plot originally and just added in later on to give her a reason to shit on Luke and the Jedi philosophy. But this is just... hilariously incompetent. If you're an exploratory writer you should at least keep track of what you've already established and know how to slot in ideas that occur to you later, not just leave in huge, gaping inconsistencies because you got a brainwave later on and couldn't be assed to actually figure out how to make it work.
Also fun fact Lily has implied regading Aliana's entire background: I know you're working through from the beginning, but it's revealed that Aliana traces her ancestry back to a female Sith and a female Jedi, and that her entire family line is lesbians who hit the surface and find a man to rape so they can conceive a child. Obviously she doesn't call it a rape, just 'a woman who knows what she wants from the relationship', but that's how Aliana's family line propagated. (She had previously implied that cloning shenanigans were involved in an Ask, but she either changed her mind or, more likely, flat-out forgot.
Luke and Ben specifically murdered her because they knew she was a Sith Lord and were scared of her. Aliana later goes on about how willing Ben was to murder a mother and child. So Kylo was fully aware that there were Sith Lords still. He would've said 'I thought we eradicted the last of you' or something, and given Aliana a chance to go berserker rage. Actually, given that Ben and Luke both knew there was a child and I think Ben took it upon herself to try and kill young Aliana, he would know that there was still Sith progeny and possibly connect the dots.
I know that Lily writes by the seat of her pants, but it's obvious that she didn't actually plan them to be involved in Dead Mom Plot originally and just added in later on to give her a reason to shit on Luke and the Jedi philosophy. But this is just... hilariously incompetent. If you're an exploratory writer you should at least keep track of what you've already established and know how to slot in ideas that occur to you later, not just leave in huge, gaping inconsistencies because you got a brainwave later on and couldn't be assed to actually figure out how to make it work.
Also fun fact Lily has implied regading Aliana's entire background: I know you're working through from the beginning, but it's revealed that Aliana traces her ancestry back to a female Sith and a female Jedi, and that her entire family line is lesbians who hit the surface and find a man to rape so they can conceive a child. Obviously she doesn't call it a rape, just 'a woman who knows what she wants from the relationship', but that's how Aliana's family line propagated. (She had previously implied that cloning shenanigans were involved in an Ask, but she either changed her mind or, more likely, flat-out forgot.
I admit, I've only been reading Subarashii's work since about chapter 25 or so. Hunting through this thread for specific posts can be a bit of a clusterfuck. I want to apply about forty more instances of the word "fuck" in my reaction to those two points, but honestly, I'm not sure I'd expect anything less from Jerry.
has lily even bothered to watch the rest of she-ra? cuz, i don't think catradora was added at the last minute, it was clearly obvious throughout the show that they were more than just friends. not everything has to be pointed out. and how is it a transphobic caricature? i think she might be looking too deep into it, bc the only thing i can think of is she-ra's design being a big buff tall lady.
I like how he scored Korra higher than Steven Universe when Korra has one blush and some hand holding as the only confirmation there was even romantic interest between the two characters and also doesn't use language like "girlfriend" or "wife".
And SU has: A lesbian who is two smaller lesbians who get lesbian married and kiss on the mouth on screen, a salty af middle aged mom lesbian who eventually is getting numbers and dropping panties all over town after showing explicit attraction to a human woman who returns her interest. And then in the last season she hooks up with her old war buddy Bismuth. But sure, gems don't count cause they're near-human like aliens I guess. You also have a human woman who shows blatant interest in both sexes and has a enby snowflake voiced by a tranny as a gender-non-specific-friend in the last season, one whole episode about the carnival park owner making up with his ex-boyfriend. Not to mention Greg seems to include one of the dudes from his wild weekend with sheltered space hippies as one of his "exes" in a very subtle joke.
Also Steven isn't a metaphor for trans people Jerry you fucking retard. The conclusion of the main 5 seasons is about self-realization, self-love and knowing who you are and can be applied to alot of things, not just limited to your surface trans metaphor. In fact, alot of stuff in the show is deliberately written to be able to be interpreted as an analogy for a variety of things.
I like how he scored Korra higher than Steven Universe when Korra has one blush and some hand holding as the only confirmation there was even romantic interest between the two characters and also doesn't use language like "girlfriend" or "wife".
And SU has: A lesbian who is two smaller lesbians who get lesbian married and kiss on the mouth on screen, a salty af middle aged mom lesbian who eventually is getting numbers and dropping panties all over town after showing explicit attraction to a human woman who returns her interest. And then in the last season she hooks up with her old war buddy Bismuth. But sure, gems don't count cause they're near-human like aliens I guess. You also have a human woman who shows blatant interest in both sexes and has a enby snowflake voiced by a tranny as a gender-non-specific-friend in the last season, one whole episode about the carnival park owner making up with his ex-boyfriend. Not to mention Greg seems to include one of the dudes from his wild weekend with sheltered space hippies as one of his "exes" in a very subtle joke.
Also Steven isn't a metaphor for trans people Jerry you fucking retard. The conclusion of the main 5 seasons is about self-realization, self-love and knowing who you are and can be applied to alot of things, not just limited to your surface trans metaphor. In fact, alot of stuff in the show is deliberately written to be able to be interpreted as an analogy for a variety of things.
but there were no underage lesbians,
there were no useless lesbians being perverted
there was no implicit rape
nor the implication of an incestuous relationship
you know, all the negative stereotypes associated with the LGBTQ+
her quips about double trouble is like... so misguided i'd mistake her tour guide for being blind.
they arent a villain, theyre chaotic neutral. they do as they please to please themselves. they were on the bad guy's side because they were desposable to him in a sense, and only joined to good guys because it was worth a trip and again, it helped them in their endevours.
them being sassy is bad apparently? i thought the sassy stereotype was a black thing, even then, we cant have sassy characters anymore? isnt like lily's black character a bit sassy every now and again?
pluse doubble troubble being a lizard? umm, in-universe MANY of the people that live there are not humans, they're humanoids. it's an alien planet afteralll. Double Trouble and other humanoids are treated with the same kind of repsect that the humans have generally, only time where this isn't the case is specific cases like 'ohh you wronged me fuck you specifically' not fuck the entire race.
Look at Catra, she's a humanoid feline, somewhere inbetween anthro furry and neko (idk what that'll be called). she's humanoid but has tuffs of fur over her, feline stripes, cat ears and tail and fights similarly to a cat but isnt considered one as she is just as respected a s a 'human' as Bow, Glimmer, Double Trouble, Hordak etc.
pretty much everyone is 'human' just looks different.
lily hasnt watched the whole series it's easy to tell. it's just many nonbinary people love double trouble, but betcha she only likes the yes men in her asks who say 'dowble twoble bad cuz i said so as an nonbinary uwu' and thats enough for her- fuck any opinion other nonbinaries may have who disagree with her i guess.
lily hasnt watched the whole series it's easy to tell. it's just many nonbinary people love double trouble, but betcha she only likes the yes men in her asks who say 'dowble twoble bad cuz i said so as an nonbinary uwu' and thats enough for her- fuck any opinion other nonbinaries may have who disagree with her i guess.
Wasn't Double Trouble also voiced by an Non Binary voice actor? I always find funny how a lot of these people will demand diversity in shows and in the cast of the shows but instantly turn around and scream how bad the character and actor are the moment it wasn't a fat black clearly female presenting character saying they go by they/them with a voice actor under the same conditions. I've never watched the show but from what a few friends told me there's a a good chunk of like LGBT characters and non binary characters beyond just the lizard shape shifter and the more humanoid cast also use They/Them.
But what would the hybrid thing see it's parents doing? Neither works, neither has friends coming over, neither even take it to socialize outside, neither even play with it, taught it anything or spend time as actual families do. What the hybrid thing look is that both it's parents never kiss or hug, that one of them explicitely refuses to take it as a legitimate daughter, that they are constantly making each other miserable for no reason that is ever explained to it and then are two people who do hug and kiss it's parents, again, with no one even explaining to them what any of that means.
No wonder the hybrid thing doesn't talk like a kid at all when no one is treating it as such, like a person in development that needs any kind of guidance and more like a little pet that sometimes do stupid things because it's parents are idiots who don't pay any attention to it.
Okay, this puts Alina's Supar Seekrit Sith family as dating back at least to the Brotherhood of Darkness, about 1000 years before the movies, and about 3000 years after the KOTOR games. The Brotherhood itself was the final form of a Sith empire that had been shattered, reformed, renamed and subjected to sudden changes in leadership so many times over the course of its 6000-year history (not counting another 21,000 years of history for the Sith species that would form the bulk of the early Sith order) that I'm not even going to try recounting them. Darth Bane was a member of the Brotherhood that stumbled across a holocron (to oversimplify: holographic lecture recording) made by that Darth Revan, which convinced Bane that the Brotherhood of Darkness was a perversion of the Sith way, and so he engineered their destruction via what I can only describe as a Force-powered nuke. Bane was the only Sith to survive, by virtue of being nowhere near it when it went off, and went on to establish the Rule of Two that would stand until the deaths of Darths Sidious and Vader.
This raises problems. First and foremost: how did Alina's progenitor survive the annihilation of the Sith? There are a lot of ways to tackle this, but assuming that Jerry even thought of this, the answer is likely to be "She (you know it was a she) read Bane like a book and noped the fuck out", which also offers a partial answer for problem two: how does Alina know anything about Bane's Sith? The Sith spent a thousand years operating in complete secrecy until Sidious played the Jedi like a damned fiddle as part of his revenge scheme. If Alina's family was in hiding, then they wouldn't have made any sort of contact with the Banites. The only point where Alina's family could have made this realization is with Order 66 and Palpatine's ascension, in which case they can only make assumptions about Bane's involvement. Problem number three: Why is Alina the last one? A millennium will comfortably fit at least thirty generations. Even at a paltry birth rate of 1.2, that's still going to result in over 200 descendants in Alina's generation. Have they all been making sure to only ever have one child each? Isn't that just the Rule of Two but with tighter family ties? This leads into problem number 4: why didn't Alina's family rebuild the Sith? The Rule of Two is a philosophy that Alina's family didn't even know of, much less agree with, so why did nobody in those thirty generations start rebuilding the Sith, something that they always did after being nearly annihilated?
Lilly is that really annoying fan who'll constantly yell out random lore facts to sound smart, but only sounds like a tryhard because she always gets them wrong because she only glanced over them. Like a lot of fanfic writers, she throws in a bunch of random references to the greater lore in order to give this illusion of authenticity without any actual bearing of the story. Her OC uses the same ship the sith players use in SWTOR, even though by lore that ship was destroyed long before this era in-universe and wasn't even that impressive a ship. Starkiller became a poltician even though that just leaves so many fucking questions and the plot doesn't focus on him in the slightest. Darth Talon is... Wank material and exists solely as 'Ally that Lilly's OC has fucked'.
And the last chapter before the break has the reveal that the First/Final Order is raising their Stormtroopers on Zakuul and Nathema, with Allaina mentioning that Nathema is a dead world that is poisonous to the force users and the force blind due to all life on it being consumed by a dark ritual. Except that just after the storyline Lilly is heavily referencing across this entire story (because she really simps for Lana Beniko), it was revealed that after the death of the main villain, Nathema has gradually started to restore itself; ergo, it's no longer the toxic wasteland of a planet it used to be. And that's without mentioning the stupidity of the First Order going "Yeah, we should set up shop and raise our child soldiers on a planet that literally only legendary force users could withstand because they were being shielded by the most powerful force user of their era."
It's just the movie. Alina makes no material difference to anything beyond convincing Han to skip the hentai scene, so instead I'm just going to point out the particularly stupid parts.
Firstly, I need to apologize for not considering that Jerry would fuck up this hard. Alina picked up Not!Wedge and the dindu separately, with the former injured and unconscious, and never elected to do so much as take Finn to the medbay and go "is this one with you?" This is beyond "muh mysterious Sith", this is just plain stupidity on Alina's part.
Two problems here. One, "Stormtrooper" is spelled as such, and Jerry makes this mistake consistently. Two, he's using the wrong unit size. A platoon consists of 30-40 men, which judging by the movie is maybe how many Stormtroopers were there in total. Just say squad, Jerry, bigger words don't make you sound smarter if you use them wrong.
Here's a power level check for Alina: casually swatting fighters out of the sky. It's doable, sure, but moving things that big via the Force is usually depicted as at least requiring some form of concentration.
That's not how it fucking works!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT JERRY
*deep breath*
George Lucas was very precise in his use of slang and jargon in the Star Wars universe. Jerry is not.
Here we see Jerry fucking up and ruining the "surprise". HOW?! HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS MUCH?! DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING PRIDE IN YOUR WORK YOU MISERABLE HACK!
Shit losing aside, everyone gets away and the ships dock so that Alina can shove the other two in the smuggling bin and confront Han when he shows up. Han almost instantly figures out that Alina is a Sith, Alina trades the Falcon back to him for his promise to not tell Rey, and they all nope out when the Irish guy shows up.
And since it bit me in the ass last time, I'm going to take a minute to make sure that I point out where everyone is. Han, Chewbacca, Finn and BB-8 are on the Falcon headed to meet Orange She-Yoda. Alina, Rey, Alina's protocol droid and a badly wounded Poe are on Alina's ship, the Fury, a 3500-year old Fury-Class "interceptor" on their way to drop off Poe at a Resistance outpost before heading to meet Orange She-Yoda. Rey does not question why Alina never mentioned having a second Resistance member aboard.
This fanfic is so fucking stupid. Maybe I should start including recommendations for actually good shit at the end of these.
Lilly is that really annoying fan who'll constantly yell out random lore facts to sound smart, but only sounds like a tryhard because she always gets them wrong because she only glanced over them. Like a lot of fanfic writers, she throws in a bunch of random references to the greater lore in order to give this illusion of authenticity without any actual bearing of the story. Her OC uses the same ship the sith players use in SWTOR, even though by lore that ship was destroyed long before this era in-universe and wasn't even that impressive a ship. Starkiller became a poltician even though that just leaves so many fucking questions and the plot doesn't focus on him in the slightest. Darth Talon is... Wank material and exists solely as 'Ally that Lilly's OC has fucked'.
And the last chapter before the break has the reveal that the First/Final Order is raising their Stormtroopers on Zakuul and Nathema, with Allaina mentioning that Nathema is a dead world that is poisonous to the force users and the force blind due to all life on it being consumed by a dark ritual. Except that just after the storyline Lilly is heavily referencing across this entire story (because she really simps for Lana Beniko), it was revealed that after the death of the main villain, Nathema has gradually started to restore itself; ergo, it's no longer the toxic wasteland of a planet it used to be. And that's without mentioning the stupidity of the First Order going "Yeah, we should set up shop and raise our child soldiers on a planet that literally only legendary force users could withstand because they were being shielded by the most powerful force user of their era."
>Lana Beniko
Oh... oh fuck. Oh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!
I admit, I never touched TOR, the combination of MMO, being dead on arrival and Disney kept me the fuck away from it. But this... HOLY FUCK this is beyond the pale. Taking into account the bullshit @Duine In Cudromach mentioned, that means that this whole farcical train wreck goes back to his TOR CHARACTER BEING IN LESBIANS WITH HER AND THEY CAME UP WITH THAT CRAZY FUCKING PLAN AND HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE DOGMATICALLY KEEPING IT UP FOR TWO AND A HALF FUCKING MILLENNIA EVEN BEFORE BANE BECAUSE THIS MAN IS FUCKING DERRANGED! IT'S NOT THE SAME CLASS OF SHIP FROM THE GAME, IT'S LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME FUCKING ONE! WHY DID HER FAMILY SURVIVE THE DEATH OF THE SITH? BECAUSE THEY HAD TO, BECAUSE THEY WERE JERRY'S MAGICAL LITTLE LESBIANS! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JERRY?
>Lana Beniko
Oh... oh fuck. Oh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!
I admit, I never touched TOR, the combination of MMO, being dead on arrival and Disney kept me the fuck away from it. But this... HOLY FUCK this is beyond the pale. Taking into account the bullshit @Duine In Cudromach mentioned, that means that this whole farcical train wreck goes back to his TOR CHARACTER BEING IN LESBIANS WITH HER AND THEY CAME UP WITH THAT CRAZY FUCKING PLAN AND HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE DOGMATICALLY KEEPING IT UP FOR TWO AND A HALF FUCKING MILLENNIA EVEN BEFORE BANE BECAUSE THIS MAN IS FUCKING DERRANGED! IT'S NOT THE SAME CLASS OF SHIP FROM THE GAME, IT'S LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME FUCKING ONE! WHY DID HER FAMILY SURVIVE THE DEATH OF THE SITH? BECAUSE THEY HAD TO, BECAUSE THEY WERE JERRY'S MAGICAL LITTLE LESBIANS! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JERRY?
No need for the all caps, mate. But yeah, you'll find that Lilly likes to reference TOR specifically a lot in the story, which I'll bet is in part because with it being an MMO where your character can make choices and such it's easier for her to self-insert to (and why yes, Alaina IS the descendant of Lilly's Sith Warrior and Lana 'The Writer's Pet' Beniko!). Funnily enough, Kotor 2 and Tor's 'Knights of the Fallen Empire/Eternal Throne' expansion (which is funnier considering that the main villain for half of that story is basically Kylo done decently) are the Star Wars shit Lilly absolutely loves, yet they're also the material she gets the most wrong throughout this story. "Ghosts are a jedi only thing", "Jedi butcher children who don't want to be jedi", "Kreia shows the Exile that the Sith aren't the bad guys", "Vitiate (Tor Era's Emperor) was an average force user", ect.
No need for the all caps, mate. But yeah, you'll find that Lilly likes to reference TOR specifically a lot in the story, which I'll bet is in part because with it being an MMO where your character can make choices and such it's easier for her to self-insert to (and why yes, Alaina IS the descendant of Lilly's Sith Warrior and Lana 'The Writer's Pet' Beniko!). Funnily enough, Kotor 2 and Tor's 'Knights of the Fallen Empire/Eternal Throne' expansion (which is funnier considering that the main villain for half of that story is basically Kylo done decently) are the Star Wars shit Lilly absolutely loves, yet they're also the material she gets the most wrong throughout this story. "Ghosts are a jedi only thing", "Jedi butcher children who don't want to be jedi", "Kreia shows the Exile that the Sith aren't the bad guys", "Vitiate (Tor Era's Emperor) was an average force user", ect.
You're right, I apologize. If it counts for anything, it was an honest expression of my internal screaming. I just, I don't even have words for how utterly disgusted I am with Jerry tonight. How on earth does a person get to the point where the not only think that any of this was a good idea, but then goes on to execute on the idea like absolute dogshit, and still think that the sun shines out of his ass every morning?
I like how he scored Korra higher than Steven Universe when Korra has one blush and some hand holding as the only confirmation there was even romantic interest between the two characters and also doesn't use language like "girlfriend" or "wife".
And SU has: A lesbian who is two smaller lesbians who get lesbian married and kiss on the mouth on screen, a salty af middle aged mom lesbian who eventually is getting numbers and dropping panties all over town after showing explicit attraction to a human woman who returns her interest. And then in the last season she hooks up with her old war buddy Bismuth. But sure, gems don't count cause they're near-human like aliens I guess. You also have a human woman who shows blatant interest in both sexes and has a enby snowflake voiced by a tranny as a gender-non-specific-friend in the last season, one whole episode about the carnival park owner making up with his ex-boyfriend. Not to mention Greg seems to include one of the dudes from his wild weekend with sheltered space hippies as one of his "exes" in a very subtle joke.
Also Steven isn't a metaphor for trans people Jerry you fucking retard. The conclusion of the main 5 seasons is about self-realization, self-love and knowing who you are and can be applied to alot of things, not just limited to your surface trans metaphor. In fact, alot of stuff in the show is deliberately written to be able to be interpreted as an analogy for a variety of things.
