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Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
On the first picture she haven't travelled anywhere yet and has the same expression than on the other one, where she did already landed, that's why I thought it was weird. Unless I misunderstood something and that was her landing on her first point and if that is the case, fair enough.
On the first picture she haven't travelled anywhere yet and has the same expression than on the other one, where she did already landed, that's why I thought it was weird. Unless I misunderstood something and that was her landing on her first point and if that is the case, fair enough.
It could just be how the surgeons made her face structure look now when they did her surgery. That sort of doe eye vacant stare. Who knows. Maybe it’s just her awkwardness in photos.
Regardless she’s looking absolutely shattered now. Three flights deep. This is turning into an all-day thing. Woof. Hope it was cheap, Mikaila. She’s almost there.
ETA:
So what, you may ask, is Lily doing while her girl is flying out to her? Complaining about Kiwi Farms, TGT's discord server, and others on stream, of course! What else?
OG LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jE5jZVs8HY
Anyone who wants to dissect all the cope in this clip, be my guest.
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It could just be how the surgeons made her face structure look now when they did her surgery. That sort of doe eye vacant stare. Who knows. Maybe it’s just her awkwardness in photos.
Regardless she’s looking absolutely shattered now. Three flights deep. This is turning into an all-day thing. Woof. Hope it was cheap, Mikaila. She’s almost there.
>4:20
>"Our relationship is basically fuckin' perfect as it is" Ah, shit. Yep, place your bets for how long it's going to be until the divorce. No relationship is perfect, and the moment things stop being "perfect" between those two, shit's going to go downhill fast.
>4:20
>"Our relationship is basically fuckin' perfect as it is" Ah, shit. Yep, place your bets for how long it's going to be until the divorce. No relationship is perfect, and the moment things stop being "perfect" between those two, shit's going to go downhill fast.
"As it is" implies the relationship's at it's best state right now, as just a long distance thing where they sometimes visit each other, Liliana bitches about Mikaila spending time with anyone that isn't her and Mikaila doesn't have anyone else but Liliana to talk to, and they have long boring streams before Mikaila has to go to work. Dooming the relationship to fail when the dynamic changes after being married.
For anyone who's not hearing the clip, Liliana now's blaming Tara Collie existence on "some friend using my laptop to shitpost on the internet" and she getting blamed for it. Apparently Sarah Z's aware of Tara Collie, but Liliana's lying that the only reason she believes on that's because of Steven Universe, who one of her guests is calling "the cartoon that woobifies nazis" so I guess the mask's officially off and Liliana can't stop claming she didn't accused a Jewish Woman of coddling nazis. I know, I know, everyone already knew that before, but it's nice to be so obvious about it regardless. Liliana and said guest are happy that the guest got "someone off the Steven Universe train", which means that person the guest was talking to won't trust on him and will keep enjoying the show without asking his input.
Is she eating during this stream too? She keeps making this pig like sounds between phrases that grosses me out.
She talks about TransGirlTherapist being "obssesed with me" and this showed by... nothing, really. TGT hasn't made a video on her or as much mention her for a long while. As always, Liliana has all her "haters" living rent free on her head but everyone else's the one obssesed, not her. She can't shut up about anyone who dislikes her but she has a life and they don't. At this point Carrousel joined in and it's a little funny hearing Liliana trying to get her to hate on TrangGirlTherapist but Carrousel has no idea who she is. She thinks that TGT's community is all about hating her, even though TGT's channel is full of other discussion about social issues and mental health, and it won't last together for long. On some unrelated news, I have been on this thread dedicated to dislike Liliana for almost three years now, as long as she has been together with Mikaila. Let's see who last longer!
Everyone who dislikes her's an unhappy person and Liliana doesn't see the irony of her saying "when you're that miserable you'll look other people to look down to in order to make yourself feel better." She goes on a tangent about how she actually very rarely brings up all the people she hates (Rebecca Sugar, Sarah Z, TGT) and her guest who's not Carrousel is a stupid simp that agrees she hasn't mentioned any of them in a while. "In a while" doesn't mean never, Liliana, and keep talking about a show that already finished, it's already being replaced by other shows, and creators that's still haven't ever mentioned you in years, plus another one who has move on to make content about other things, still means you talk more about them than they about you.
"I only talk about these people when I'm asked about them". On anonymous asks that all write exactly the same as you for some bizarre reason and even when you have anon deactivated.
All the rumours about her are "Lily Orchard creepypastas" that "literally never happened", so naturally she can't adress somehing that never happened and also, even if she did, no one would listen to her because everyone already decided to hate her and would only use her aknowledgement to further drag her.
Someone with more talent than me should take all the pig noises and put them next to a pig, asking people to see the difference.
Her guest then says "I came to your friend group because I was looking somewhere to escape from Josh, but do I ever bring him up on any consistent basis like these people do with you?" and Liliana's too busy eating and being gross to say anything, even if he was quick to support her points, and Carrousel's the one to respond to the guest. The guy has been nothing but supportive and understanding of her the entire way, but Liliana can't be bothered to do the same for him. She talked previously about how TGT community doesn't have "emotional estability", but this was a good example that doesn't provide that for anyone either, she just wants to recieve it. Even on that little 10 minutes clip it was completely onesided.
Any word of how Mikaila is even getting from the airport to Lily's? Is Lily not meeting her there, since she can't drive? Because that would be very pitiful.
It's Lily's auditory tic. The grunt/throat clearing snort is an expression of her autism.
I need to thank you because seeing someone else mention it is so relieving, I thought it was just me. Going around seeing no one in her chat mention her snort... ever! I thought I was crazy.
Her guest is Xain a long-time member of her cult. He was suckered taken in when Josh fallout happened.
So what, you may ask, is Lily doing while her girl is flying out to her? Complaining about Kiwi Farms, TGT's discord server, and others on stream, of course! What else?
OG LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jE5jZVs8HY
It's Lily's auditory tic. The grunt/throat clearing snort is an expression of her autism.
I need to thank you because seeing someone else mention it is so relieving, I thought it was just me. Going around seeing no one in her chat mention her snort... ever! I thought I was crazy.
Her guest is Xain a long-time member of her cult. He was suckered taken in when Josh fallout happened.
So she's not eating anything and she's not really doing anything to distract her from responding to her simp, I mean, friend. She simply doesn't care about whatever he has to say that isn't about her enough to give a response, that is actually worse.
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It could just be how the surgeons made her face structure look now when they did her surgery. That sort of doe eye vacant stare. Who knows. Maybe it’s just her awkwardness in photos.
Regardless she’s looking absolutely shattered now. Three flights deep. This is turning into an all-day thing. Woof. Hope it was cheap, Mikaila. She’s almost there.
ETA:
So what, you may ask, is Lily doing while her girl is flying out to her? Complaining about Kiwi Farms, TGT's discord server, and others on stream, of course! What else?
OG LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jE5jZVs8HY
The silence after he mentions Josh is deafening lmao, how does Lily constantly pick the people with the worst social skills to be on a live stream with? Do her fans genuinely find it entertaining? Guess I'll have to watch the stream archive to find out.
So what, you may ask, is Lily doing while her girl is flying out to her? Complaining about Kiwi Farms, TGT's discord server, and others on stream, of course! What else?
OG LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jE5jZVs8HY
I think everything about this has already been said, and much better so than I could.
Her glorification of her relationships is still kinda fascinating to me tho. I think Lizzy also had mentioned that she felt put on a pedestal by Lily and made her very uncomfortable.
I don't have the time to dig trough archives right now, but I remember she got an ask of the type ''did you use the experience with Lizzy to improve your current girlfriends'' as she was still with Ginger. She said that Mikaila sometimes doesn't say when something is bothering her and, however, she doesn't have this problem with Ginger at all. She's direct with Lily. Cue to a couple months later when Ginger breaks up with Lily after a week of radio silence and a unsatisfying answer to Lily.
''My relationship with Mikaila is much better because at the same time in my relationship with Lizzy we already had problems.'' And? Relationships are different Lily.
The claws dig a little deeper and the love-bombing begins....with a gift for work?
I don't know how many people of this thread have missus, or partners but ...would this fly days before the happiest day of your life?
'I love you so much, baby. Here, have a computer to work on videos for me!' She's had this built for months from scraps in her closet and she decides now is the time to get it all up and running?
The claws dig a little deeper and the love-bombing begins....with a gift for work?
I don't know how many people of this thread have missus, or partners but ...would this fly days before the happiest day of your life?
'I love you so much, baby. Here, have a computer to work on videos for me!' She's had this built for months from scraps in her closet and she decides now is the time to get it all up and running?
There's this theme with Liliana's gift with all her partners that always struck me as impersonal and emotionally detacched. Presents that anyone would buy for just about any woman (some pretty jewelry) or stuff that they'll have to depend on in order to earn money, tools that they'll be thankful to her for. It's not even things that are very particular to any of their interests or that you could see used a lot of thought to be destined for one singular person. It's just... stuff. Stuff that could have come from anyone for anybody.
I just think the difference between getting a tablet and Mikaila drawing comfort pictures for her, spending hours of her day and night to be there for her, using all her labor unpaid for any creative project that Liliana wants, but the "nicest gesture" that Liliana bothers to remember is how much money Mikaila spend on her in return.
On the "putting her on a pedestal" thing, the "we're pretty much perfect" is a comment that only comes up in order to further bash Lizzy. In any other setting Liliana has no isssues telling everyone that there's nothing especial about her wife, that the only reason she "loves" her is because she was there, that she's actually dumb, that her art doesn't matter, that she writes badly and if anyone has any issues with her writing's her fault, not Liliana's. I said it in another post, but if that's the kind of things that Liliana's happy to tell everyone, in places where she knows Mikaila'll see it, then I can only imagine the degrading things she says to Mikaila in private, the backhanded compliments and disregard for her. There's nothing perfect about treating your partner like that and be so ready to throw them down the bus at the first chance. The last thing I'd worry about these two is Liliana treating Mikaila too nicely.
The fact that she hyped out this new computer's further evidence of how much importance she gives to those presents. She doesn't give them just so her partner can have something useful that'll make her life easier but just so she remembers it was from her and she got because they were together. Preparing that computer now, when she could have done it at any point on the previous months, could be pure lazyness or another form of emotional manipulation. Migh as well could be both.
Ooooh, I get iiiit! Circles that criticize her are basically the only places where she is relevant at all, so she's provoking TGT to feel important again. What a way to freshen up before your wedding day!
She's completely fucking unimportant in the communities she want's to be important in, beautifully expressed by her shitting on more successful Youtubers, so she must fill her pathological need for importance some other way. Hence her constantly bringing up people that had criticized her in the past, to create this narrative for herself that she is soooo relevant in their lives.
It's funny tho that her getting married isn't fulfilling enough for her in on itself, she gotta stir some drama up to feel better about herself. I guess her intention is also to attract the attention of her haters so she can convince herself ''how bitching mad all those Nazi's are at the fact that she's happy for once''. Wouldn't surprise me.
The fact that she hyped out this new computer's further evidence of how much importance she gives to those presents. She doesn't give them just so her partner can have something useful that'll make her life easier but just so she remembers it was from her and she got because they were together. Preparing that computer now, when she could have done it at any point on the previous months, could be pure lazyness or another form of emotional manipulation. Migh as well could be both.
Her hyping it up is also too look like a good wife in front of her fans and gather compliments. Makes her stalkers double unjustified for hating on her, since she's having such a adoring relationship she can't be an awful person.
I'm also sure that she's unable to express love any other way than with impersonal, measurable, material goods. It's not like she's willing to offer her partners emotional support or comfort - apart from telling them how perfect hey are for her, and how happy they make her, how depressed she is without them.
At the very least her expressing affection is pretty messed up, this is the same woman that thought legally changing her last name to her fiancee's before the wedding, in what I assume was meant as a romantic gesture. (Or she wanted to distance herself from her family that way, whereby she would have used Lizzy for her gain)
I said it in another post, but if that's the kind of things that Liliana's happy to tell everyone, in places where she knows Mikaila'll see it, then I can only imagine the degrading things she says to Mikaila in private, the backhanded compliments and disregard for her. There's nothing perfect about treating your partner like that and be so ready to throw them down the bus at the first chance. The last thing I'd worry about these two is Liliana treating Mikaila too nicely.
Wait, is Mikaila in Canada permanently now? I'm very likely missing something, but did Mikaila just pack all of her shit and move out...or is this wedding just going to happen, and Mikaila comes back to the US.
There's this theme with Liliana's gift with all her partners that always struck me as impersonal and emotionally detacched. Presents that anyone would buy for just about any woman (some pretty jewelry) or stuff that they'll have to depend on in order to earn money, tools that they'll be thankful to her for. It's not even things that are very particular to any of their interests or that you could see used a lot of thought to be destined for one singular person. It's just... stuff. Stuff that could have come from anyone for anybody.
I just think the difference between getting a tablet and Mikaila drawing comfort pictures for her, spending hours of her day and night to be there for her, using all her labor unpaid for any creative project that Liliana wants, but the "nicest gesture" that Liliana bothers to remember is how much money Mikaila spend on her in return.
On the "putting her on a pedestal" thing, the "we're pretty much perfect" is a comment that only comes up in order to further bash Lizzy. In any other setting Liliana has no isssues telling everyone that there's nothing especial about her wife, that the only reason she "loves" her is because she was there, that she's actually dumb, that her art doesn't matter, that she writes badly and if anyone has any issues with her writing's her fault, not Liliana's. I said it in another post, but if that's the kind of things that Liliana's happy to tell everyone, in places where she knows Mikaila'll see it, then I can only imagine the degrading things she says to Mikaila in private, the backhanded compliments and disregard for her. There's nothing perfect about treating your partner like that and be so ready to throw them down the bus at the first chance. The last thing I'd worry about these two is Liliana treating Mikaila too nicely.
The fact that she hyped out this new computer's further evidence of how much importance she gives to those presents. She doesn't give them just so her partner can have something useful that'll make her life easier but just so she remembers it was from her and she got because they were together. Preparing that computer now, when she could have done it at any point on the previous months, could be pure lazyness or another form of emotional manipulation. Migh as well could be both.
It's not just that she's getting Mikaila these expensive gifts, it's that she's advertising to everyone that she's doing it. I had a significant other who seemed to have a similar habit on social media whenever they got me something more expensive; making it feel less like a show of affection and more like a vehicle for them to brag to others about how generous they are.
It's not just that she's getting Mikaila these expensive gifts, it's that she's advertising to everyone that she's doing it. I had a significant other who seemed to have a similar habit on social media whenever they got me something more expensive; making it feel less like a show of affection and more like a vehicle for them to brag to others about how generous they are.
Was just coming in to say this. I don't think getting somebody a computer is a bad gift at all-- if they have an old system or it seems like they could an upgrade, or even if it is important to their job and the current machine is starting to give them grief. It can be a really thoughtful thing if you notice they're having difficulties so you decide to build them something that's going to give them years of service. Really depends on somebody's preferences; maybe they do just prefer things that are practical to their needs.
But Lily crowing about it publicly is where it gets uncomfortable, because yeah. At that point it's coming across as trying to prove something. Wouldn't be a problem if Mikaila were the one bragging about the cool system that Lily built her, but Lily is the one bragging about a system she's giving to somebody else, isn't she just so thoughtful and considerate, golly gee.
(This is of course in isolation. We know that Lily buys expensive gifts for her paramours and 'new computer' is just part of her pattern.)
At the very least her expressing affection is pretty messed up, this is the same woman that thought legally changing her last name to her fiancee's before the wedding, in what I assume was meant as a romantic gesture. (Or she wanted to distance herself from her family that way, whereby she would have used Lizzy for her gain)
It's broadly accepted, given the timing, that Lily changed her name to try and trap Lizzy in the relationship. It wasn't terribly long before their break-up that this happened, so it seems that Lily made the official name change as a gesture of her 'love', and since she went through all that trouble Lizzy would invariably 'owe' her and stay in the relationship.
Wait, is Mikaila in Canada permanently now? I'm very likely missing something, but did Mikaila just pack all of her shit and move out...or is this wedding just going to happen, and Mikaila comes back to the US.
Given that she's taking flights instead of a moving van, I'm guessing this is pretty much just to get the wedding over with and they'll work out the actual living situation later. Which, uh... feels like that should've been something they were doing at some point during the engagement, as I believe Mikaila has only ever visited Lily, and not done so long-term (at least, that's the impression I get, correct me if I'm wrong).
Or maybe that's why the relationship is 'perfect'; they don't plan to actually live together, they just see each other every few months and get to claim tax breaks.
It's not just that she's getting Mikaila these expensive gifts, it's that she's advertising to everyone that she's doing it. I had a significant other who seemed to have a similar habit on social media whenever they got me something more expensive; making it feel less like a show of affection and more like a vehicle for them to brag to others about how generous they are.
Likewise, Liliana doesn't shut up every time she makes any small donations to charities either. There's at least one post somewhere where she also talks about always tipping artist she comission so much more they ask for, and how they should all just accept it no matter how uncomfortable that makes them, and how much she "doesn't care" about spending money if it means helping others. That's not the pattern of someone genuelly generous by any means.
Another cut for pacing reasons, have Rey's current feelings about Aliana.
No comment.
Chapter 12 opens with Rey and Aliana arriving in Ireland, and focuses on them again. Peeking ahead at upcoming chapters, I think it's safe to say that they have officially taken over the fic, no more cuts to other characters unless Jerry really can't get away with it. This isn't just a shame because it means that I have to endure more Aliana per chapter, but because this is supposed to be a rewrite of the Disney!Wars trilogy, not just one storyline from it. Expect reliance on having seen the movie to increase from here, and a lot of "oh, by the way, this happened" from other characters when Jerry deigns to let them appear.
Oh, boy, here we go. It should be no secret by now that I hold Luke Skywalker in exceptionally high esteem. This character has been a defining part of my life since, what, age 4? 5? And now I am committed to sit here and watch Jerry try his hand at writing one of my greatest heroes.
I have a bad feeling about this...
We start off... better than the movie, but only because the original scene is the worst thing ever put to film. It's still terrible, though, because Jerry's still running with Jake Skywalker. You say this is a rewrite, Jerry, so why do you keep adamantly refusing to rewrite the fucking story?
Luke goes off to do his Mr. Grumpy Pants shit, but Aliana cuts him off.
"The Sith are extinct", says the guy who knows one got away. The reveal hasn't officially been made yet, but come the fuck on. If you're going to telegraph your plot twists this blatantly, you should at least be able to keep the damned story straight.
I also just want to highlight this paragraph, because holy shit, Jerry, please never swap perspective characters mid-paragraph ever again.
Scene cut to another Force call, and I'm going to reiterate that improper placement of a lightsaber crystal will make the whole damned thing explode when you turn it on. This is something a novice like Rey should absolutely not be doing, especially unsupervised. Also, I get that the Fury has been the family mobile home for thousand of years at this point, but I swear there must be more unique loot packed in there than a Skyrim player's home.
We have some art coming up, so let's play a game. I'm going to show the art first, then I want you to guess how we get from the moment above to the picture below.
Ready? Here we go:
The answer is that Mikaila is still shit at drawing expressions.
I've harped on about the art at every opportunity thus far, but this is a new kind of failure. Previous art had had trouble conveying any sense of emotion, but this one is actively conveying the wrong emotion. This is Rey curling up on the edge of a cliff in the rain after Aliana flips out at her over being shot at and not getting an explanation for what the fuck is going on, not Rey snuggling up and thinking about hot, steamy lesbian sex.
And here we go, the one-on-one chat between the Jedi Master and the Sith Lord. Brace yourselves.
Metric units, use them.
Well, when you put it that way, why hasn't Aliana conquered the galaxy and instituted Space Socialism yet? Like we discussed between chapters, the Sith Code isn't just about gaining power, but also using it. Bitch is lucky she's the only Sith left: back in the Sith Empire, this kind of complacency would have gotten her killed years ago.
By the way, have I mentioned how utterly fucking stupid this is? Not just that it's headcanon with absolutely nothing in old or new lore to support it, but that of all the reasons why Aliana hasn't killed Ren and taken over the First Order, it just had to be sex politics.
Yes, nothing you do is against the Sith Code, because the Sith Code amounts to "do whatever you want". Congratu-fucking-lations, Aliana, you are truly a paragon of virtue. As for combat, that's just flat-out a bad example. Nobody pulls punches in combat, not even Jedi. To quote Master Odan-Urr, whose teachings defined the Order since before the KotOR era: "If a Jedi ignites his lightsaber, he must be ready to take a life. If he is not so prepared, he must keep his weapon at his side."
But does anyone else see what Jerry is doing here? He's using Luke as a mouthpiece for his Tumblr asks pointing out, well, everything wrong with this fucking story.
Oh, but it could be. You are, by your own admission, the most powerful being in the universe. You could stop the fighting, end the pointless conflict that consumes world after world, and usher in an age of peace and prosperity for the galaxy. Why do you deny your salvation to the galaxy, Aliana? You are not some brute creature like Sidious or Ren, consumed by lust for power. You are wise, brave, fair of manner and appearance. You would be a good, just queen for this galaxy, ending the cruelty that pervades the lives of so many. A glorious, wonderful future is waiting for everyone, all you have to do is reach out and sieze it. You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Reminder that we haven't gotten to Aliana sperging about how bloodlines don't matter yet. I can't wait to see that 180.
I'm sorry, but WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY EXTRAPOLATING KOTOR MECHANICHS TO JUSTIFY ALIANA'S BULLSHIT?! GAME MECHANICS ARE NOT FUCKING CANON, YOU USELESS HACK!
But nevermind that, look at the adorable little product placement! Don't you want an adorable little Porg(tm)?
Oh, and keep your fucking tenses straight.
The conversation wraps up, Rey arrives, and:
Luke Skywalker was nothing but polite--if cautious--and that's what you have to say. No consideration for the fact that he's spent his life dealing with Darksiders and trying to figure out what makes Aliana so different, he's just a bitter old man that needs to die already so the new generation can take over.
Look, I don't read much in the way of romance, it's not my forte. Nonetheless, I'm pretty sure that nausea is not the feeling a romance author wants to instill in the audience.
Is this what Jerry thinks being smooth is?
The chapter ends with Rey and Ren having their first chat via mind meld, and honestly, I don't even fucking care. This was already a stupid fucking plot point, and now that Jerry has excised any sort of dramatic tension between these two, it just devolves into them calling each other names and declaring their inevitable victory over the other. Aliana interrupts, breaks it up, and pries the truth out of Rey. It just doesn't work, because Jerry hasn't sold the emotional damage. I said it before: if you want this to be the story of two traumatized lesbians finding each other, then you actually need to traumatize them.
Oh, and final note:
It's like he's trying to be self-aware, but just copying the motions because he can't actually figure out how it works.
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