Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Been doing some digging for something I'm prepping up. Just happened to come across this from the "Tara Callie" blog.
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I wonder if she's jealous someone else got to write her waifu. I mean, a jealous person wouldn't make this many tweets about the author, right?
Of course.
Man, probably i can write a fanfic about Sylvanas and getting fucked with anybody with even images for those UE4 NSFW parody-WOW games only to get angry Lily... but i know that'll be a waste of time.
 
"Sure, she has a weird SylvAnduin vibe"

I love how this is included as a sin that said person is good in spite of having. She might ship a couple you don't like? THE HORROR!
 
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That's right. The writer has zero personal responsibility about crappy writing.

I'm not going to address this person in particular because I don't have any experience with World of Warcraft novelizations, but Lily is utterly wrong about how these things are handled. She seems to think that there's one person who is 100% responsible for everything that's produced and it's always their fault and nobody else has any responsibility for the things they do.

While I can't speak for the specifics of World of Warcraft, I can say that Warcraft is a large enough media franchise that there absolutely is not one guy handing down directives and editing all of the attendant books and spinoffs and extra properties to make sure they adhere to His Vision. A group of people make a decision about what the books she be like and then hand what is invariably a very loose outline to the writer they're paying. They're given enough notes about characters and lore to stay consistent, and there's probably a continuity editor who checks for anything egregious, but generally speaking these kinds of projects don't have 'the director' (???) breathing down their neck. They're given pretty decent latitude to construct a story within the framework they're given, and unless they do something extremely wrong, that's that.

If Golden interpreted Sylvanas a particular way, it's not because some mysterious 'director' or 'executive producer' (again, she doesn't seem to understand what that actually means) came in and DEMANDED she be written a particular way-- it's because Golden interpreted her that way. It was her decision to write it that way. And that's assuming she was specifically commissioned and didn't submit a treatment (which would put even more of the onus on the writer herself).

Fact of the matter is, it's just not pragmatic to do it otherwise. Most novelizations are commissioned for quick turnaround to rake in some extra cash. Nobody is sitting at the top of the Blizzard board of directors frothing at the mouth because his hatred of Sylvanas is so profound he DEMANDS her thought processes be written in a specific way. If there was 'misogyny' (by Lily's twisted definition) then it was probably put in there by the writer and not mandated from the top. Again: these kinds of novelizations are written with intent for a quick turnaround to cash in on a particular event. They don't have time to comb through the manuscript and do heavy editing; they have some continuity editors look it over to make sure nothing is egregious and then get it to print so it's distributed in time to turn a profit.

There are absolutely situations where you can blame the higher-ups for meddling in the affairs of an artist, and them just doing the best they can with a bad hand. But this ain't it, chief.

Just to illustrate the point, I'd like to mention certain imprints, particularly Harlequin Romance books. These books ARE written under extremely strict outline control, because most Harlequin Romance is actually written by a different ghostwriter. These guidelines are in place to ensure that every book under the imprint has a similar feel, so any reader can pick up any novel under the same imprint and get a similar experience.

This, however, is where good writers versus mediocre ones get a chance to shine.

People who follow Harlequin Romances -- or similar imprints that use similar tactics -- can actually pick out individual ghostwriters by the quality of the writing. They're all working under the same strict outline, but some writers are just simply better than others: their characters are more appealing, their pose is more enjoyable, their dialogue is wittier. I'm not sure if it's strictly possible to follow the different ghostwriters in a meaningful way, since they all write under a common pseudonym and I don't believe they're credit anywhere in the book, but I've definitely seen people make mention of a particular installment being written by a 'good' ghostwriter versus those that are written by a 'bad' one.

Since they all go the same editing crew you'd think -- according to Lily's rationale -- these differences would be ironed out, but no. The editors are just there to fix grammatical mistakes and make sure the novel is adhering to The Outline. The quality and voice of the writer in question can still shine through even on such a heavily restricted and corporatized product.
 
That's right. The writer has zero personal responsibility about crappy writing.

I'm not going to address this person in particular because I don't have any experience with World of Warcraft novelizations, but Lily is utterly wrong about how these things are handled. She seems to think that there's one person who is 100% responsible for everything that's produced and it's always their fault and nobody else has any responsibility for the things they do.

While I can't speak for the specifics of World of Warcraft, I can say that Warcraft is a large enough media franchise that there absolutely is not one guy handing down directives and editing all of the attendant books and spinoffs and extra properties to make sure they adhere to His Vision. A group of people make a decision about what the books she be like and then hand what is invariably a very loose outline to the writer they're paying. They're given enough notes about characters and lore to stay consistent, and there's probably a continuity editor who checks for anything egregious, but generally speaking these kinds of projects don't have 'the director' (???) breathing down their neck. They're given pretty decent latitude to construct a story within the framework they're given, and unless they do something extremely wrong, that's that.

If Golden interpreted Sylvanas a particular way, it's not because some mysterious 'director' or 'executive producer' (again, she doesn't seem to understand what that actually means) came in and DEMANDED she be written a particular way-- it's because Golden interpreted her that way. It was her decision to write it that way. And that's assuming she was specifically commissioned and didn't submit a treatment (which would put even more of the onus on the writer herself).

Fact of the matter is, it's just not pragmatic to do it otherwise. Most novelizations are commissioned for quick turnaround to rake in some extra cash. Nobody is sitting at the top of the Blizzard board of directors frothing at the mouth because his hatred of Sylvanas is so profound he DEMANDS her thought processes be written in a specific way. If there was 'misogyny' (by Lily's twisted definition) then it was probably put in there by the writer and not mandated from the top. Again: these kinds of novelizations are written with intent for a quick turnaround to cash in on a particular event. They don't have time to comb through the manuscript and do heavy editing; they have some continuity editors look it over to make sure nothing is egregious and then get it to print so it's distributed in time to turn a profit.

There are absolutely situations where you can blame the higher-ups for meddling in the affairs of an artist, and them just doing the best they can with a bad hand. But this ain't it, chief.
As a 40k fan, Lily's tirade fucking irked me, because you can easily disprove her claim by using... well, literally any book from the Black Library regarding certain factions, characters and what have you.

For example, C.S. Goto can be distinguished from the raw amount of sewage and sheer "wrongness" about his writing; blatantly butchering the lore involved (with the 1d4chan article providing an uncomfortably large amount of wrongness from the massive number of multilasers, to blatantly misinterpreting Eldar lore to suit his needs. While another author, Ian Watson, has been known to write some questionable stories, his can be seen as less blatant canon-destruction and more of a case of exploring the untamed wilderness that was the earliest portions of 40k lore (Inquisitor Jaq Draco craves Genestealer coochie). Meanwhile, on the side of competent writers, Dan Abnett can be seen as very humanizing and humbling; focusing primarily on inter-Imperium affairs and showcasing extremely human characters (from Inquisitor Eisenhorn, to Commissar Gaunt to bringing back Ollanius Pius), Aaron Dembi-Bowden's ability to rehabilitating shitty lore (like Abaddon's reputation as a failure or improving the Grey Knights), Sandy Mitchel's ability to write fun in the 40k verse, Graham McNeil having a "tell don't show" issue but also able to flesh out the background and even showcasing a human side to the Emperor.

Further, other 40k fans can immediately tell you about how the fanbase praises or curses authors of the game's army books (with praises to the likes of Phil Kelly and Jeremy Vetock for good armybooks and disdain toward Matt Ward and Robin Cruddace for bad armybooks), and indeed, these authors have different "voices" for their rules writing, that only recently started to go away with Games Workshop using a rules team rather than army books having one major vision by one creator.
 
That's right. The writer has zero personal responsibility about crappy writing.

I'm not going to address this person in particular because I don't have any experience with World of Warcraft novelizations, but Lily is utterly wrong about how these things are handled. She seems to think that there's one person who is 100% responsible for everything that's produced and it's always their fault and nobody else has any responsibility for the things they do.

While I can't speak for the specifics of World of Warcraft, I can say that Warcraft is a large enough media franchise that there absolutely is not one guy handing down directives and editing all of the attendant books and spinoffs and extra properties to make sure they adhere to His Vision. A group of people make a decision about what the books she be like and then hand what is invariably a very loose outline to the writer they're paying. They're given enough notes about characters and lore to stay consistent, and there's probably a continuity editor who checks for anything egregious, but generally speaking these kinds of projects don't have 'the director' (???) breathing down their neck. They're given pretty decent latitude to construct a story within the framework they're given, and unless they do something extremely wrong, that's that.

If Golden interpreted Sylvanas a particular way, it's not because some mysterious 'director' or 'executive producer' (again, she doesn't seem to understand what that actually means) came in and DEMANDED she be written a particular way-- it's because Golden interpreted her that way. It was her decision to write it that way. And that's assuming she was specifically commissioned and didn't submit a treatment (which would put even more of the onus on the writer herself).

Fact of the matter is, it's just not pragmatic to do it otherwise. Most novelizations are commissioned for quick turnaround to rake in some extra cash. Nobody is sitting at the top of the Blizzard board of directors frothing at the mouth because his hatred of Sylvanas is so profound he DEMANDS her thought processes be written in a specific way. If there was 'misogyny' (by Lily's twisted definition) then it was probably put in there by the writer and not mandated from the top. Again: these kinds of novelizations are written with intent for a quick turnaround to cash in on a particular event. They don't have time to comb through the manuscript and do heavy editing; they have some continuity editors look it over to make sure nothing is egregious and then get it to print so it's distributed in time to turn a profit.

There are absolutely situations where you can blame the higher-ups for meddling in the affairs of an artist, and them just doing the best they can with a bad hand. But this ain't it, chief.

Just to illustrate the point, I'd like to mention certain imprints, particularly Harlequin Romance books. These books ARE written under extremely strict outline control, because most Harlequin Romance is actually written by a different ghostwriter. These guidelines are in place to ensure that every book under the imprint has a similar feel, so any reader can pick up any novel under the same imprint and get a similar experience.

This, however, is where good writers versus mediocre ones get a chance to shine.

People who follow Harlequin Romances -- or similar imprints that use similar tactics -- can actually pick out individual ghostwriters by the quality of the writing. They're all working under the same strict outline, but some writers are just simply better than others: their characters are more appealing, their pose is more enjoyable, their dialogue is wittier. I'm not sure if it's strictly possible to follow the different ghostwriters in a meaningful way, since they all write under a common pseudonym and I don't believe they're credit anywhere in the book, but I've definitely seen people make mention of a particular installment being written by a 'good' ghostwriter versus those that are written by a 'bad' one.

Since they all go the same editing crew you'd think -- according to Lily's rationale -- these differences would be ironed out, but no. The editors are just there to fix grammatical mistakes and make sure the novel is adhering to The Outline. The quality and voice of the writer in question can still shine through even on such a heavily restricted and corporatized product.
Yeah, you hit the nail on the head here (once again). Madeleine Roux wrote the most recent Warcraft book, Shadows Rising, and a prominent content maker in the community had a chance to interview her around when it released. Here's a few points from the interview that are pertinent:
  • Writing a book for Blizzard has many constraints. She was given an outline with specifics, including details for specific character beats that will have payoffs later in-game.
  • Some characters in Shadows Rising have long arcs--the author doesn't know how they'll end, but her job was to set early steps up.
  • When writing for a major franchise like Warcraft, you need to be willing to set ego aside and deliver the company's vision. However, she was able to push for some additions, like the chapter where Anduin disguises himself as Jerek, a commoner, and relaxes in Goldshire one evening. This chapter was meant to show that Anduin is a young ruler who needs time to himself, and it's also sad that he doesn't have any friends his age.
  • It's tricky to find a balance, when writing a tie-in novel, between people that want to experience all the story in-game and people that enjoy reading all the supplementary books. For Shadows Rising, they wanted the book to foreshadow future events, but not drop any massive events in the actual book. They don't want people to feel like they can't understand the expansion if they haven't read the book.

The authors they choose are getting their notes from Danuser, who is the Lead Narrative Designer on WoW. That title is what is drawing all of Lily's ire, because she needs a name and face to point her impotent rage at. She's ascribing more power to him than he actually has.

And either way, she's under the bizarre impression that the way the way they write Sylvanas is out of some misogynistic spite. Like, she is so vehement about the idea that the writers don't actually understand their own character, that they're writing her wrong, despite the fact that they have worked on and developed this character for years. She seems to think she's the authority on how Sylvanas should be written, that the writers don't actually understand her. And that's just the biggest crock of shit.

As much as Lily pisses and moans about it, Sylvanas' writing has been consistent: she's a self-absorbed cunt that is only out for her own self-interest/gain. She's been this way ever since her undeath (and arguably before it too), she never gave a shit about "her Forsaken", she only cared about getting retribution on Arthas. And then when he was dead she bitched about not being the one to kill him and promptly offed herself. After seeing what awaited her in death she was adamant about never dying again, and that became her primary goal ever since. She never gave a shit about the Forsaken, Horde, or anyone else. Even Nathanos, the man she loved in life she didn't give a rat's ass about outside of how he could serve her and further her goals. (Which is another thing, they've pretty much explicitly stated that Sylvanas and Nathanos were in love before death. But I guess because they don't use the words "boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife" it goes over Lily's head [assuming she isn't just being malicious in her interpretation, which she is])

Lily claims this all started out of nowhere in Battle for Azeroth, but that all had been set up years earlier. Lily's just always throwing a fucking tantrum that other people are playing with her favorite toy when it never even belonged to her. She's a petulant child that is either incapable of actual story/character analysis, or is intentionally misconstruing everything to fit into her own views/narratives. Or, you know, both because she's a special one.
 
We're closing in on 1000 pages. I might take a bit of time writing this so we may have hit 1000 pages by the time this is posted (I'll have posted a "yay 1000 pages" post already probably) so I figured I'd make a post to reflect on everything. I'm not gonna cite anything because I'm too lazy this time, but you guys already know how good I am with remembering things. This is likely gonna get rambly, so I apologize.

Jerry is probably second to only Chris in terms of most bizarre people I've seen on the internet. He's penned pedophilia, he's abused friends and fans, he's lied countless times about things like whether he's had autism or not, whether Stockholm exists or not, the nature of his friendship with Josh and the other TF2 bronies (seemingly in an effort to save face in my opinion), he's antagonized just about anyone willing to give him the time of day to the point where I feel anyone who still willingly associates with him is masochistic. He has a very venomous cult of personality to boot, and believe me, I know the types. The incredibly self-aggrandizing, heavily opinionated douche who people tend to make their "first" or "top" content creator, the one from whom they derive all of their thoughts and opinions from. I've seen it countless times before, heck, I almost fell victim to Jerry while I was a fan of his back in mid-2015ish. The illusion was fractured when I got into a mini-ask fight with him (that I've looked for, but was never archived), and broken when he made some comment about sexual dimorphism, making a point that in hindsight, I'd agree with (that it has the tendency to be used by douchebags like Aurini to justify male superiority in every facet of life, I took it to mean Jerry didn't believe the concept at all).

I'm kind of surprised this rabbit hole has gone this far, but from what I can see, there's nobody that can force Jerry to take accountability. In his world, in his circle, he's at the top. There's nobody above him that can swoop in and cancel him. The most damage that could be done to him, arguably, had been dealt. Stockholm is on his TVT creator page, Essence of Thought is talking about his being complicit in grooming (which he's viscerally trying to deny by calling her, a transgender woman, a TERF, 10/10 strategy), numerous people have come and gone, outlining their awful experiences with him, like Blake, Brittany, Josh, Patchwork, Lizzy, Segasister, and I believe Levi as well, which in my opinion, says a lot about his character, especially given he hasn't been able to adequately defend himself in these cases. He claims to have never seen Josh's video and dismisses it because it has photo links from the Farms and 8chan, he woke up one day and decided Lizzy was abusive, claiming after the fact that he always felt she was abusive, he constantly calls Josh, a man who's currently living his best life, a Nazi in a bitter attempt to "own" him at every irrelevant twist and turn, and he faked a heart attack after being berated for mistreating Patchwork; he only supported Patchwork when it was convenient for him during the Toonkritic situation, and dropped them for the stupidest reason, because they were garnering sympathy in his discord server - while Jerry himself promoted Patch's gofundme. He's even gotten into internet drama with his own mother. I've said this a million times, but his name has practically become poison in nearly every community he's tried to force himself into. He tries to pretend this is the fault of the "detractors", the "stalkers" (y'know the people who view his public tumblr and twitter), the "vultures", or those darn dirty "trollin' stupid trolls!" when in reality he only really has himself to blame. I'm a part of numerous communities and whenever I see his name brought up, even before I can bring up Stockholm or his treatment of people like Patch or Lizzy, people chime in, bringing those things up before I even have the chance to. His own words and actions already damn him, that the "it's the stalkers' fault!" excuse is only a device to avoid accountability. There always has to be an excuse, because there's never anything wrong with him. He's perfect! It's the other people who are at fault, constantly twisting his words by posting exactly what he said! Sharing things he's never written despite there being solid proof he's authored them!

I guess what I'm trying to say is... Jerry is truly a magnificent character, and it's been interesting digging into the various aspects of Jerry that make Jerry, well, Jerry. He's changed so much over the years, though not necessarily for the better, like he tries so hard to claim. That's not so much regarding his views, as much as it is his attitude. As SomeoneElse17 put it on TV Tropes, "transgender feminist Lily Orchard has been ENTIRELY just as bitter, acerbic, vitriolic, drawing the worst conclusion possible about the other side of ANY disagreement whether political or otherwise, and insistent that she can say and do anything she wants and never be in the wrong, as anti-SJW straight white man Jerry Peet ever was. The difference is, rather than being a staunch anti-leftist who rationalizes being an asshole based on free speech, she's a staunch anti-conservative who rationalizes being an asshole based on mental issues and being trans... "Growing up" implies that someone has increased in their maturity. Switching political sides while still being the same acidic person is not an increase in maturity."

Much as this thread is dedicated mostly to laughing at him, I still think he needs the opposition. He's made posts and shared opinions that are downright dangerous for his young fans to hear, like "doing homework is adults trying to oppress you". He kind of needs a force to keep him minimized as much as possible, to deter people from taking him any more seriously than people take Chris. I don't think I'd take credit for minimizing his credibility, as that would go against the "his own words and actions are what led to negative opinions of him" point I made earlier, but I will say it's nice and somewhat euphoric to see people of varying communities have such a strong disdain for him.

And in the end, for someone like Jerry Peet, for someone like the Lily Orchard that stands on the other side of the court, that's all that matters. Ridicule him into the ground for another 1000 pages, you magnificent bastards.
 
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And here we are. Can you belive it?
if there's any one thing that could be said to be good with regard to my indirect interactions on this site with Lily Orchard as a content creator, it's that I've expanded my knowledge about writing as a whole from it, and would like to believe I know a bit more about proper criticism and analysis because of it
I don't know if she'll ever see a comeuppance, in any regard, but at the least I can live knowing that in most content circles she's seen for what she is.
 
That's right. The writer has zero personal responsibility about crappy writing.

I'm not going to address this person in particular because I don't have any experience with World of Warcraft novelizations, but Lily is utterly wrong about how these things are handled. She seems to think that there's one person who is 100% responsible for everything that's produced and it's always their fault and nobody else has any responsibility for the things they do.

While I can't speak for the specifics of World of Warcraft, I can say that Warcraft is a large enough media franchise that there absolutely is not one guy handing down directives and editing all of the attendant books and spinoffs and extra properties to make sure they adhere to His Vision. A group of people make a decision about what the books she be like and then hand what is invariably a very loose outline to the writer they're paying. They're given enough notes about characters and lore to stay consistent, and there's probably a continuity editor who checks for anything egregious, but generally speaking these kinds of projects don't have 'the director' (???) breathing down their neck. They're given pretty decent latitude to construct a story within the framework they're given, and unless they do something extremely wrong, that's that.

If Golden interpreted Sylvanas a particular way, it's not because some mysterious 'director' or 'executive producer' (again, she doesn't seem to understand what that actually means) came in and DEMANDED she be written a particular way-- it's because Golden interpreted her that way. It was her decision to write it that way. And that's assuming she was specifically commissioned and didn't submit a treatment (which would put even more of the onus on the writer herself).

Fact of the matter is, it's just not pragmatic to do it otherwise. Most novelizations are commissioned for quick turnaround to rake in some extra cash. Nobody is sitting at the top of the Blizzard board of directors frothing at the mouth because his hatred of Sylvanas is so profound he DEMANDS her thought processes be written in a specific way. If there was 'misogyny' (by Lily's twisted definition) then it was probably put in there by the writer and not mandated from the top. Again: these kinds of novelizations are written with intent for a quick turnaround to cash in on a particular event. They don't have time to comb through the manuscript and do heavy editing; they have some continuity editors look it over to make sure nothing is egregious and then get it to print so it's distributed in time to turn a profit.

There are absolutely situations where you can blame the higher-ups for meddling in the affairs of an artist, and them just doing the best they can with a bad hand. But this ain't it, chief.

Just to illustrate the point, I'd like to mention certain imprints, particularly Harlequin Romance books. These books ARE written under extremely strict outline control, because most Harlequin Romance is actually written by a different ghostwriter. These guidelines are in place to ensure that every book under the imprint has a similar feel, so any reader can pick up any novel under the same imprint and get a similar experience.

This, however, is where good writers versus mediocre ones get a chance to shine.

People who follow Harlequin Romances -- or similar imprints that use similar tactics -- can actually pick out individual ghostwriters by the quality of the writing. They're all working under the same strict outline, but some writers are just simply better than others: their characters are more appealing, their pose is more enjoyable, their dialogue is wittier. I'm not sure if it's strictly possible to follow the different ghostwriters in a meaningful way, since they all write under a common pseudonym and I don't believe they're credit anywhere in the book, but I've definitely seen people make mention of a particular installment being written by a 'good' ghostwriter versus those that are written by a 'bad' one.

Since they all go the same editing crew you'd think -- according to Lily's rationale -- these differences would be ironed out, but no. The editors are just there to fix grammatical mistakes and make sure the novel is adhering to The Outline. The quality and voice of the writer in question can still shine through even on such a heavily restricted and corporatized product.
Lily has this bad habit of assuming everyone is just as petty and bitter as she is. That a writer would only write Sylvanas in such a way because they have some sort of disdain (misogynistic or otherwise) towards this character. I mean, that's what Lily herself does in her own writing. She doesn't like Anduin or Kylo Ren so they get wildly flanderized into Hitler-evil bastards who are simultaneously too incompetent to even live.

Lily always assumes malice for what can more easily be attributed to ignorance, and that's one of her worst traits, and it's why she so quickly becomes poison to every community to tries to shove herself into. Because no one ever does anything unless they have some conscious-bias or agenda. Clearly, someone who misgenders her did so because they knew she was trans and wanted to make her feel bad, rather than just being a dumb casual who stumbled onto their videos and just assumed it was a guy using a girl as an avatar. Given the way she sounds in her videos, it's not an unreasonable assumption to make.

But, hey, 1000 pages. I'd like to thank all the little people who helped us get this far. Especially Lily herself, for supplying us with this much to ramble, speculate, laugh at and even """dunk on""".

Cheers, Lily. Now stop making WoW videos, your audience doesn't like them.
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rarely do threads get too 1000 yet here we are. congrats lily you get a sticker, you tried!

lets hope this spegatory ends soon but knowing were still stuck on 5 year old drama cuz she cant shake off grudges of people who've moved on with their lives and are way more happier than she'll ever be, i'll accept we'll probably have another 5 years at best of this circus show.

in other news

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"bad idea. dont do it"... why do i feel like this should be a new life lesson for lily for like 90% of the things she choses to do? wewouldnt be here if she thought 'if i open my mouth now... yeah bad idea. dont do it' and then life goes on and she'd probably be happier. but nope, here we all are to laugh i suppose (or suffer, to each their own).

also nothing to spergy i just thought this was a funny coincidence
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yes lily, big age gaps like these ARE intimidating, i'm glad your slowly realizing this you self aware wolf. heres a cookie for trying!
but still again age gaps can be a thing that can mess up a person/ relationships. but a 17 year old dating a 21 year old is bad (well it it really fucking strange i'm kinda with lily on that one), a 4 year age gap is bad but a young 20 year old dating a mid to older 40 year old is ok? idk sounds like it could be a recipy for disaster....
 
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Truly amazing that we’ve carried on this far. Feels like yesterday that I joined this thread nearly three years ago. So, in celebration, I decided to do something that has been lightly requested before.

I give you the Lily Orchard timeline!

Now, of course, this is mostly for chronological indexing purposes. For everyone who is new here, I highly recommend you read through this summary made by @The Iconoclast, this Google Doc archive, and/or the original post by @chadmuska.

Also, note that the timeline is still a work in progress. So far, I’ve included most of the major noteworthy events, but there’s still more digging to do. If anyone has any dates/links to significant moments, send a message my way, and I’ll add to it.

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April 10, 2007 - Joined Fanfiction.net.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1257041/
https://web.archive.org/web/20151009032212/http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Bhaalspawn

2008
Creates a series of RVI, “Rather Vocalized Illusion”, videos.
https://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive/videos
https://web.archive.org/web/20190428090547/https://m.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jerry_Peet

March 5, 2009 - Starts her YouTube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/c/LilyPeet/about

2010
N/A

2011
Apparently borrowed a laptop from a schoolmate in highschool, but was returned with child porn.
https://archive.fo/AGbty

February 15, 2012 - Publishes “Doomsday Ascending”.
https://fimfetch.net/story/11146/doomsday-ascending
January 14, 2013 - “Tara Callie” claims to have had sex with a dog.
https://gyazo.com/ff882e43493faec45a39409637b5b554
https://gyazo.com/collections/3eae56479eb5e8c0041dd0f6e4317dfa

April 7, 2013 - Joshscorcher makes a “Response to Bhaalspawn”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FxDbvsfJeI

April 10, 2013 - Joshscorcher responds to his fans attacking “Bhaalspawn” in “Fiery Joker Unscripted 42: My Response to Your Response to the Response to Bhaalspawn”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-nbSw2-rtg

April 28, 2013 - First known post on “Tara Callie’s” blog.
https://valorousvixen.tumblr.com/post/49061719847/tosses-a-cuddly-bunny-onto-your-head-i-think

July 25, 2013 - “Tara” is falsely assumed dead.
https://valorousvixen.tumblr.com/post/56382879322/rip-tara

June 27, 2013 - Oldest known web archive of the “RVI Ponies” blog.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130627142231/http://rviponies.tumblr.com/

September 2, 2013 - Uploads her (presently) first YouTube video, “Intro Cinematic EP 2: Darth Baras' Code of the Sith (SWTOR MACHINIMA)”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYxzAdzXGA

September 25, 2013 - Anonymously posts an image on Derpibooru regarding Lauren Faust being a feminist. Fights with mods over the “drama” tag. Gets caught sockpuppeting and is banned.
https://derpibooru.org/434414#comment_1859030
February 20, 2014 - Publishes “Stockholm”.
https://fimfetch.net/story/170125/stockholm

May 4, 2014 - Oldest known archived page of her “Ask Bhaalspawn” blog.
https://archive.ph/iH6PZ

May 7, 2014 - Crossover review with Joshscorcher on the MLP:FiM episode “Over A Barrel”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHKcLKCZYSc

September 7, 2014 - Oldest known archived post from her “Jerry Peet” blog.
https://archive.md/xnKNw

October 16, 2014 - The last reblog on Tara Callie’s blog.
https://valorousvixen.tumblr.com/post/100134168928/analblaster-9000-iwillfuckingkillyou12
February(?) 2015 - Says she’d beat Blake’s wife if they were in the same room together.
https://archive.md/kD7V1

March(?) 2015 - States that “Tara Callie” was “arrested for possession of child pornography” “about a month or two ago”.
https://archive.ph/760Ka

July 21, 2015 - Oldest known archived post from her NSFW “Jerry Peet” blog.
https://archive.md/wEGek

August 4, 2015 - Comes out as transgender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9z3uhmeCs

August 8, 2015 - Starts to delete “Stockholm”.
https://archive.md/4BrlJ#selection-12421.0-12421.30

August 12, 2015 - Demands that Brittany join her in World of Warcraft. Breaks up with her.
https://britts-galaxy-brain.tumblr.com/post/170782003820/lily-screenshot-collection-the-end
https://gyazo.com/collections/0cc7c9267f2a383fb953cfcbc8db276f

November 7, 2015 - Name changed from “Jerry Peet” to “Lily Peet”. Here is the oldest known archived page from her “Lily Peet” blog.
https://archive.ph/ppvFP
March 12, 2016 - The Kiwi Farms thread begins.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jerry...udios-bhaalspawn-tara-callie-mod-ebara.18327/

August 20, 2016 - Starts first Patreon Discord server.

October 10, 2016 - “Glass of Water - Guard Break”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c2mWh_scIo

October 23, 2016 - Joshscorcher uploads his “Response to Lily Peet”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcGcKh7hQWI
February 2017 - Uses AnimeChristy’s art in a video without permission. Refuses to comply with artist’s requests.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54y1IVnClk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QEDHvxBNQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfOgKADAtqc

August 11, 2017 - Her mother points out that she has “two ADD sons” and “one of them is high-end autistic as well”.
https://archive.md/c39yw
https://archive.md/oYDx8

August 12, 2017 - Threatens to break her mother’s nose.
https://archive.md/Sky3k

September 13, 2017 - Aeron Tempest uploads the videos “Digital Dissections: Ep. 2 - Lily Peet: A Digital Homicide Story [Lily Orchard]” and “Digital Dissections: Ep. 2 [Bonus] - TvTropes Plagiarism Hunt”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QEDHvxBNQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwJOOCXuslc

October 24, 2017 - Just a Robot posts the video “Lily Peet does not understand why people don't like her”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdJ_YFGTus

December 3, 2017 - Claims to “have always been extremely open” about where she gets her material from in response to the accusations of plagiarism from TvTropes.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jerry...pawn-tara-callie-mod-ebara.18327/post-2821212

December 19, 2017 - “The Legend of Korra is Garbage and Here's Why”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhS4a11jZOg
April 8, 2018 - Name changed from “Lily Peet” to “Lily Orchard”.
https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/175761996265/this-is-the-last-post-i-will-be-making-from-this
https://archive.ph/zwhY8
https://archive.ph/Fk3bj

July 11, 2018 - Hires “Mod Ebara” to manage her tumblr blog.
https://archive.md/JjiH1

September 24, 2018 - “Steven Universe is Garbage and Here's Why”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flLEr_sYC-k

October 25, 2018 - Claims to have been “raped last week”.
https://archive.md/5ZhgP

December 3, 2018 - Lizzy Orchard breaks up with her.
https://archive.md/i7Rxz
April 5, 2019 - Information is revealed and suggests that Patchwork Heart was coerced into making beastiality porn.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jerry...pawn-tara-callie-mod-ebara.18327/post-4533594

March 17, 2019 - Shows off her chest, panties, and nipple on Tumblr.
https://archive.ph/T1Prw
https://archive.fo/u01yg
https://archive.fo/yV7U1
https://i.imgur.com/kRrbe3b.jpg

June 3, 2019 - Fully shows off her panties.
https://archive.fo/1d11K

June 11, 2019 - Says during a livestream that she could get away with actual murder.
https://youtu.be/HObgYo6vEnk?t=9535

June 12, 2019 - Starts new Patreon Discord server after realizing there are moles in the old server.

July 15, 2019 - Begins the “Violate” comic arc in Poke-Madhouse.
https://archive.md/D3I52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCBCxEBSlA

August 12, 2019 - Flashed her breasts during a YouTube livestream.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jerry...pawn-tara-callie-mod-ebara.18327/post-5154707

October 18, 2019 - Claims to have been raped again.
https://archive.fo/tdD5F
https://archive.fo/yqW88
https://archive.fo/SQYu1
https://archive.fo/1Uq3O
May 10, 2020 - EssenceOfThought makes a response video to “Slurred Speech” about the word “queer”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1ByPYkxuyg
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19-irgHhskSdtdtSm2nMbZXA7RUIq_ToU5HVDhsPAuk8/edit

May 18, 2020 - Lashes out against PastelOpal for making fanart with less-than-desirable proportions.
https://archive.vn/Q1ejf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjZRqDC7dqA

November 14, 2020 - Creates a Twitter thread of 101 “Simple Writing Tips”.
https://archive.md/sGhCL
https://archive.vn/K4kMx
https://archive.vn/3aUmg
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jerry...pawn-tara-callie-mod-ebara.18327/post-7763968

November 17, 2020 - Deletes the “Simple Writing Tips” thread.

November 19, 2020 - Diregentleman reacts to the “Simple Writing Tips” Twitter thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NczXHd0vooc
March 3, 2021 - Claims that Lizzy Orchard “abused” and “raped” her.
https://archive.vn/qVtrW

March 15, 2021 - “morpmorp” is suspended from TvTropes under suspicion of being a sockpuppet.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/query.php?parent_id=98143&type=att
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jerry...pawn-tara-callie-mod-ebara.18327/post-8540807

April 10, 2021 - EssenceOfThought makes a video on how “Lily Orchard Encouraged A Friend to Groom A Minor”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTvw1L258U

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Lily high on pain pills is a welcomed mental downgrade.

Happy 1000 everyone!

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Thought cancel culture wasn't real, lily? Shouldn't you be telling Stitch that it'll all go away in two weeks?
 
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rarely do threads get too 1000 yet here we are. congrats lily you get a sticker, you tried!

lets hope this spegatory ends soon but knowing were still stuck on 5 year old drama cuz she cant shake off grudges of people who've moved on with their lives and are way more happier than she'll ever be, i'll accept we'll probably have another 5 years at best of this circus show.

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"bad idea. dont do it"... why do i feel like this should be a new life lesson for lily for like 90% of the things she choses to do? wewouldnt be here if she thought 'if i open my mouth now... yeah bad idea. dont do it' and then life goes on and she'd probably be happier. but nope, here we all are to laugh i suppose (or suffer, to each their own).

also nothing to spergy i just thought this was a funny coincidence
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yes lily, big age gaps like these ARE intimidating, i'm glad your slowly realizing this you self aware wolf. heres a cookie for trying!
but still again age gaps can be a thing that can mess up a person/ relationships. but a 17 year old dating a 21 year old is bad (well it it really fucking strange i'm kinda with lily on that one), a 4 year age gap is bad but a young 20 year old dating a mid to older 40 year old is ok? idk sounds like it could be a recipy for disaster....
The intimidating thing wasn't for the age gap question, it was for the question where someone said his videos are used in college lectures (Press X to doubt)
 
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