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Rusty Truknuts said:
I had never heard of this group before this thread, so between that and going to Casper Wyoming of all places I'm not shocked that this is the current sell through for the show. Based on how Ticketmaster indicates sell through with the color it looks like even the floor is still 66-75% open. It's funny how she's trying to make it seem like she's trying to go out there for this show when they are coming to her state like 2.5 weeks after this. At the very least try and come up with something that is even somewhat plausible. However as I typed that sentence I realized there is no possible explanation for her going out there aside for Jord.
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She is such a low effort creature its incredible, but its only a completely low effort piece of shit that would scan the farms for retard streamers who get donations to control date until one of you dies. Any more effort and she would just be a normal trash person with a job at waffle house, a townie boyfriend and a few trash friends. It wouldn't make sense for her to put in MORE effort into alibis and cover stories than the scheme itself.

She clearly thinks she needs one true piece of information, and that then validates whatever she ties to it, ie:

Casper is incredible because she never saw mountains before, so mountains = beautiful, thus she must live in Casper specifically, and you can't say its to stalk Jord because mountains = beautiful so obviously she needs to live in Casper
-Not insane person looks at mountain towns in other states
Some belongings are in Casper that she requires back since The Boy dumped her, so she needs to fly to Casper and spend 10 days there and you can't say its to stalk Jord because some of her belongings are in Casper
-Not insane person presses other party to mail them their belongings
A band she likes is playing a concert in Casper, so she needs to fly to Casper w/two tickets to the show and stay in town for 7+ days and you can't say its to stalk Jord because a band she likes has a show in town
-Not insane person sees band they want to see at show closest to them

Its all Josh all the time, babydawl.

Sugarfree Cigarettes said:
If only Josh could see this absolute goddess for what she is before placing that RO.
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Inside and out, she is a Lovecraftian-esc horror that no man or woman should ever have to face. The type of creature born to human parents that should be kept locked away in the basement.
 
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BrosefJumanji said:
Casper is incredible because she never saw mountains before, so mountains = beautiful, thus she must live in Casper specifically, and you can't say its to stalk Jord because mountains = beautiful so obviously she needs to live in Casper
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I was going to sneak that she lives north enough she'd see mountains if she left down, but she lives next to The Great Dismal Swamp. So I guess not lmfao

BrosefJumanji said:
A band she likes is playing a concert in Casper, so she needs to fly to Casper w/two tickets to the show
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Wait did she really say 2?

God that picture is awful...
 
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BrosefJumanji said:
This bitch...

-People stringing her along, and its probably sold out already!

Bitch, this shit is not going to sell out, it might not happen if this is the ticket buy, and the tickets are FORTY DOLLARS!

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The boghag is still live although she is now just sitting in silence for the most part. Edit: Definitely passed out.
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When someone asked her why Casper if they are playing in Norfolk, just 12 miles from her home, her excuse was that she wants to go to several concerts.

Here you go boo, five concerts that are significantly closer to your home.
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I also can't get over her "i told Joshie that i want to buy this abandoned house and renovate it and he said nothing so its ok for me to go and move to Casper"
Surprise surprise that he said nothing and let her "finish her thought", he doesn't take her seriously. She can't even buy her own plane ticket or hotel, not even her own cheesy bread, let alone a property and house.
 
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Teeter said:
Oh but she worked at Home Depot for a few months years ago so will do all the renos herself and people will help her for free because she’s Queen Cobra and people like doing that kind of thing.

Reminder, it takes this moron 8 hours to wash a sink of dishes and TOMBSTONE confounded her.
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Like Cobra, she might have been a more functional adult in the past.
 
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Rusty Truknuts said:
I had never heard of this group before this thread, so between that and going to Casper Wyoming of all places I'm not shocked that this is the current sell through for the show. Based on how Ticketmaster indicates sell through with the color it looks like even the floor is still 66-75% open. It's funny how she's trying to make it seem like she's trying to go out there for this show when they are coming to her state like 2.5 weeks after this. At the very least try and come up with something that is even somewhat plausible. However as I typed that sentence I realized there is no possible explanation for her going out there aside for Jord.
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Literally an E tier white rapper (and his producer) that was kind of popular for 3 albums over 20 years ago. Their biggest album ever went silver.

They're not selling out any bar in the midwest where they're from let alone a concert lol
Your Landlord said:
I saw 9.2 peak viewers so far, keeps hovering between 7-8k people. Just imagine the seethe, the envy, that boyle witch must be feeling. She'd kill for just a quarter of that audience.
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She'd kill for 7 people let alone 2k lmao
 
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