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I would just like to say that she thinks the red filter makes her look sexy, but that's because it hides the imperfections and blurs out the goiter. Everyone can still see that you're an ugly, beat, middle-aged woman. All the Tinder whores use the red filter because it looks "mysterious" and hides most of the age wrinkles away.

I also want to go on a rant about how she scratched and pitted her parents' glass-ceramic stove top, but I'll save that for another day. MAYBE THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU DIDN'T CONSTANTLY THROW THE GROCERIES ON TOP OF THE STOVE YOU DUMB BITCH.
 
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She didn't have any pina in her, didn't have no colada in her, no rum in her, but she got caught in the rain

She was tweaker dancing to Indian music but not even the thirstiest Indian man would want anything to do with her.
Maybe a NAL die-hard can correct me, but I'm pretty sure Indian music isn't really in her rotation. Maybe she has plans to chase Indian men after she burns herself out on Josh?
 
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She didn't have any pina in her, didn't have no colada in her, no rum in her, but she got caught in the rain


Maybe a NAL die-hard can correct me, but I'm pretty sure Indian music isn't really in her rotation. Maybe she has plans to chase Indian men after she burns herself out on Josh?
She has a weird fascination with Indians and tends to bring up Indian men when she's drunk, she also tends to brag about how many ethnicities she's had sex with but I forget if Indian was on the list.
 
I'm pretty sure Indian music isn't really in her rotation
She's got one bjork song that sounds Indian?
Her goiter is HUGE tonight. Fuck, that is so bad. If it wasn't attached to an absolute piece of shit I'd almost feel bad.
I don't get how she can tolerate it, because they're awful. There's no way she can't feel that, or realize that normal people don't look like bullfrogs. I think it's actually gotten bigger since the second trip to casper, too.
 
She has a weird fascination with Indians and tends to bring up Indian men when she's drunk, she also tends to brag about how many ethnicities she's had sex with but I forget if Indian was on the list.
I know she has had weird rants about Indian women and how their children are so beautiful, but not sure I've heard her talk about Indian men. And yes, her I've fucked a black, I've fucked a mexican and how she really wants to fuck a puerto rican.

I think she should get with Bossmanjack next personally
I put this horror out into the world a few days ago. It would be less gross than her and Josh but 10x more insane; their personalities and psychological disorders would just compound.

Austin is pretty pathetic and thirsty for anything when it comes to women, but she is just too gross for anyone but Virginia Beach 50 year old trash and Jawshie.
 
NAL last night: "I have huge beautiful tits"

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he's at least semi-local! I'd love to see the convergence of their mental illnesses play out on stream. him freaking out because she doesn't understand Runescape or some shit. maybe their moms could become BFF
I put this horror out into the world a few days ago. It would be less gross than her and Josh but 10x more insane; their personalities and psychological disorders would just compound.

Austin is pretty pathetic and thirsty for anything when it comes to women, but she is just too gross for anyone but Virginia Beach 50 year old trash and Jawshie.
 
he's at least semi-local! I'd love to see the convergence of their mental illnesses play out on stream. him freaking out because she doesn't understand Runescape or some shit. maybe their moms could become BFF
Oh my GAWD babydawl, you are winning so much money, think of how rich we will be!

What didd you dooooooooo! That was MY money! You always fucking do this to me!


Genuine insanity because their mental problems are so similar, but just wouldn't wish that gross evil on Bossman, he is just a little kid who wants to win and have people think he is cool. Cobes in all of his vomit, shit and cum covered glory day dreaming about torturing troles and having a harem of goth bitches deserved her, minus the current BPD nightmare that was always going to come when it burned out.
 
I know she has had weird rants about Indian women and how their children are so beautiful, but not sure I've heard her talk about Indian men. And yes, her I've fucked a black, I've fucked a mexican and how she really wants to fuck a puerto rican.


I put this horror out into the world a few days ago. It would be less gross than her and Josh but 10x more insane; their personalities and psychological disorders would just compound.

Austin is pretty pathetic and thirsty for anything when it comes to women, but she is just too gross for anyone but Virginia Beach 50 year old trash and Jawshie.
i just like the idea of him running to her to talk about how much money he made which causes her to start acting like shes rich now and all her trolls are totally owned only for him to come back a second later and tell her he lost it all. i could also see them bitching about the rats in their chats together all while fucked up on various drugs.

honestly the more i think about it the funnier i think those two would be together. at least until bossman hits her in a drug fueled rage after losing his 9th game in a row because you just know she would never shut the fuck up the whole time.
 
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