Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[Poison Poppy]

I'm trying to figure out the physics here because a half ounce of whisky should not be able to completely drench an adult human from head to toe

Also, did he ejaculate on her before or after he threw liquor on her?

Before. She states he got a little on her, she cleaned it up and told him don't get anything else on her because she was gonna wear the clothes again tomorrow. Then they watched tombstone where she asked how western guns work and he spilled the drink.

I wondered what questions she had while watching Tombstone of all movies and I still wasn't prepared for such a stupid fucking question.

 

[FatalTater]

she asked how western guns work and he spilled the drink.

He's got more chill than I have. Pretty sure I would have run a tub of water and held her head under for something that dumb.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Jessica Boyle is live right now, putting on makeup and trying to look cute.
I think she's going for that "domestic abuse victim" look.

EDIT: She's drunk and crying. She fucked up her makeup less than 15 minutes after putting it on.

Spoiler: Very pretty NAL

 

[BrosefJumanji]

In case you've missed it, Jessica Messica has released the full audio for the Tombstone argument. Can't say I'm happy that we didn't get the full argument from the get-go, but I'm even less happy that Jessica did all this shit.

JM posted the leaked call to Rumble 11 days ago. She posted it like 2 days after the teaser.

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Did I miss her saying this in a recent stream?

Wait, what now? What is this from?

Jessica Boyle is live right now, putting on makeup and trying to look cute.
I think she's going for that "domestic abuse victim" look.

Spoiler: Very pretty NAL

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Grandma likes to do herself up

 

[ADHD]

Jessica Boyle is live right now, putting on makeup and trying to look cute.
I think she's going for that "domestic abuse victim" look.

EDIT: She's drunk and crying. She fucked up her makeup less than 15 minutes after putting it on.

There's a serious goldmine of potential Halloween avatars from this stream.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

She is fucking nanners right now. Just started and she looks like hell and is sloppy drunk. She was threatening Chris with "the detective" and she is going to forward all of us to the FBI.

I'm going to kill myself and I'm going to dedicate it to Josh.

I'd look like Ellen if I dyed my hair, I literally look so much like Ellen.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jessica Boyle is live right now, putting on makeup and trying to look cute.
I think she's going for that "domestic abuse victim" look.

EDIT: She's drunk and crying. She fucked up her makeup less than 15 minutes after putting it on.

Spoiler: Very pretty NAL

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"I'd literally look like Ellen if a dyed my hair"

Aaaaand we just got another suicide bait and a fight with her toilet paper roll.

 

[ADHD]

I wonder if she'll finish that bottle before she passes out.

 

[JanitorJoe]

JM posted the leaked call to Rumble 11 days ago. She posted it like 2 days after the teaser.


Wait, what now? What is this from?


Grandma likes to do herself up

she revealed the aaron gay for josh // alleged 3some probably 3 hours ago on live, kept saying "i don't know if i should share this or not, nobody knows this besides josh and aaron..." obviously people begged to hear it lol. i forget the exact details though i only caught the end of it. not sure how far the "3some" went.

someone called the police during live, of course she sucks the fun out of it by cutting off cam as if she hasn't been begging for attention and drama for days on end

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Weird how when you make declarative statements about killing yourself and dedicating it to your ex, people put in a wellness check. Almost like an adult human should understand the cause and effect.

she revealed the aaron gay for josh // alleged 3some probably 3 hours ago on live, kept saying "i don't know if i should share this or not, nobody knows this besides josh and aaron..." obviously people begged to hear it lol. i forget the exact details though i only caught the end of it. not sure how far the "3some" went.

She being JM or NAL?

 

[Rotogravure]

she revealed the aaron gay for josh // alleged 3some probably 3 hours ago on live, kept saying "i don't know if i should share this or not, nobody knows this besides josh and aaron..." obviously people begged to hear it lol. i forget the exact details though i only caught the end of it. not sure how far the "3some" went.

I believe the jist was, Cobes was sucking her toes or some shit, and then they (Cobes and Aaron) were both sucking her sad tits. However degenerate we know Cobes and Aaron to be, keep in mind NAL is a lying liar who lies. (So we may never get the truth)

Edit: Clearer pronouns.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

I'm still not going to say it was the cops knocking at her door since there's no proof yet.

BUUUUT, she did end the stream, at least for now. I don't think that it was DoorDash or she'd be back by now. Also, she did say several times she wants to kill herself, and I'm sure her parents hear every time she says something in that house. She talks and plays music like she lives alone. Her parents are fucking prisoners inside their own home that they let her stay in. And she was making threats to her dad from the bathroom because "he touched her music".

In the body cam footage, the cop did say they could take her away to a mental facility of some kind if she made threats of harming herself/others. And she did that numerous times today. Maybe her dad jumped on the opportunity and called the cops.

I don't want to say it was the cops just yet, there's no evidence. But I sure fucking HOPE she got taken away. If it was just a wellness check, she'll be hopping her flappy ass straight back to IG so she can rage loop. She's drunk, she needs an outlet for her feelings.

 

[JanitorJoe]

Weird how when you make declarative statements about killing yourself and dedicating it to your ex, people put in a wellness check. Almost like an adult human should understand the cause and effect.


She being JM or NAL?

oh NAL on her instagram

 

[BrosefJumanji]

I believe the jist was, Cobes was sucking her toes or some shit, and then they were both sucking her sad tits. However degenerate we know Cobes and Aaron to be, keep in mind NAL is a lying liar who lies. (So we may never get the truth)

Thanks, people being real vague with it as if that isn't like big, disgusting news.

I'm still not going to say it was the cops knocking at her door since there's no proof yet.

BUUUUT, she did end the stream, at least for now. I don't think that it was DoorDash or she'd be back by now. Also, she did say several times she wants to kill herself, and I'm sure her parents hear every time she says something in that house. She talks and plays music like she lives alone. Her parents are fucking prisoners inside their own home that they let her stay in. And she was making threats to her dad from the bathroom because "he touched her music".

In the body cam footage, the cop did say they could take her away to a mental facility of some kind if she made threats of harming herself/others. And she did that numerous times today. Maybe her dad jumped on the opportunity and called the cops.

I don't want to say it was the cops just yet, there's no evidence. But I sure fucking HOPE she got taken away.

I think its a safe assumption that the cops came for a wellness check. Double doorbell ring at 9pm on a Tuesday for the Boyle family...

She was VERY declarative about killing herself and dedicating it to Josh.

I fully expect her to go live again and rage about people calling the cops on her.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm still not going to say it was the cops knocking at her door since there's no proof yet.

BUUUUT, she did end the stream, at least for now. I don't think that it was DoorDash or she'd be back by now. Also, she did say several times she wants to kill herself, and I'm sure her parents hear every time she says something in that house. She talks and plays music like she lives alone. Her parents are fucking prisoners inside their own home that they let her stay in. And she was making threats to her dad from the bathroom because "he touched her music".

In the body cam footage, the cop did say they could take her away to a mental facility of some kind if she made threats of harming herself/others. And she did that numerous times today. Maybe her dad jumped on the opportunity and called the cops.

I don't want to say it was the cops just yet, there's no evidence. But I sure fucking HOPE she got taken away. If it was just a wellness check, she'll be hopping her flappy ass straight back to IG so she can rage loop. She's drunk, she needs an outlet for her feelings.

I hope her dad was waiting to strike with an involuntary commitment. She inevitably dug her own grave with the suicide baiting.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

I hope her dad was waiting to strike with an involuntary commitment. She inevitably dug her own grave with the suicide baiting.

She being absolutely smashed for a police interaction was her digging her own grave with an excavator.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

She being absolutely smashed for a police interaction was her digging her own grave with an excavator.

I hope we live in a world where the bodycam footage eventually goes public and she's just screaming "WHAT DID I DOOOOOO I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING" in the back of a police cruiser. This is my fantasy. Extra credit if she tries to fight back and the cops nail her ass to the ground.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Yes?

Thank you. I was getting my Jessicas confused and though NAL had gotten sober. I should know better.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

So... she's still MIA tonight?

 

[VinegarPussy]

Rocky Horror Picture Show vibes.