"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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mindlessobserver said:
Real talk. This is legit god tier stand up comedy. This is a man doing a stand up routine about fucking dying, and what its like to fucking die.
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I feel like Jim shouldn't have had to do this one but had to.
Gotta say it's wonderful to hear from him again and him being real about the shit he's going through while also being hilarious just...idk, no one else does that as well as he can.
There's just no one quite like Jim.
 
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Spoonge said:
I think I might actually buy one of those hats. I've never given a superchat in my life or bought anything from any shill, but I've been listening to Jim since he was nothing but a smug man in a wig. Having something to commemorate cancerman's life feels right.
Plus the star hat is subtle enough I can wear it out and about during summer and not feel like a sperg.
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Same. It might be a little gay buying an internet funny man hat, but Jim is genuinely entertaining and I don't mind giving a bit to go towards his expenses or to enjoy himself a bit.

Shit, I still go back and watch the Photon streams every now and then for background noise when I'm working on projects. They're just that funny.
 
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smugrandomdouche said:
I feel like Jim shouldn't have had to do this one but had to.
Gotta say it's wonderful to hear from him again and him being real about the shit he's going through while also being hilarious just...idk, no one else does that as well as he can.
There's just no one quite like Jim.
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My late grandfather had a saying: "when you're so far gone you can see the reaper in the corner, about the best thing you can do is go down to the bar and make jokes about how his robe looks like a used Kleenex and his scythe came from Walmart and drink until dying is the least of your problems."

This was in the midst of filling our vacation to his house with some of the darkest gallows humor I've ever heard.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Finally got that Moon Cricket hoodie that I missed; because I live in a diverse state, and might want to tempt fate in the future.
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It's so esoteric that I honestly doubt any 'groid in real life would actually understand what it means.

Null said:
I don't understand the obsession with stinky anime neet armpits
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I don't know if you actually want an explanation but I can explain the insufferable autism since I'm one of the fags who's been watching her for 2+ years. Summed up, it started because she's retarded (as you know) and followed through with the 'showing feet at 100k subscribers' thing she set as a joke goal when she was a much smaller channel thinking it would never get reached. It happened, she showed feet, there's a whole bunch of lobotomized retard coomers who watch her, more came because of it, and then Metokur covered the situation on one of his Odysee streams. The pits thing was born as a joke where Jim began talking about the increasingly more degenerate and retarded things she'd hypothetically do for subscriber milestones, things like "showing starfish at 500k", 'tummy' and etc. - she is and has been adamant in saying she won't ever actually do these things, though she still stupidly set pits as an actual subgoal if she hits 500k by the end of the year after being pressured on a New Years Goals stream last December (which isn't on track to happen, thank God).

Jim continues playing into the bit to this day, lowering the 'promise' to be a lower subgoal than was actually said, and sending tards from his chat to go stir shit in hers and continuously pester her about it. He does it as a joke to innocently troll and fuck around, but then certain coombrained lobotomites from his audience who don't understand nuance think he's serious and go legitimately try and beg/guilt/pressure the impressionable autistic woman into doing real-world coomer content for them under the guise of 'you promised cancer man Jim!!! Last dying wish!!!!' because they just want to turn everything they touch into porn, not realizing that Metokur would make fun of their behavior in any other circumstance.

That's basically the summary.
 
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Nick Obre said:
At least he did play part of the Francis E Dec song, and the part played contained at least 3 NIGGERS
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Do you happen to have the name of the song or a link handy? Didn't get a chance to open a tab to find it and your comment just reminded me that he said he found it on Odysneed but not much else.

Usually it's MATI that generates good mood kitchen music, the JimBot laughs and getting both the Mandarr remix and the Francis rant out of the stream was a pleasant surprise.
 
thhrang said:
I don't know if you actually want an explanation but I can explain the insufferable autism since I'm one of the fags who's been watching her for 2+ years. Summed up, it started because she's retarded (as you know) and followed through with the 'showing feet at 100k subscribers' thing she set as a joke goal when she was a much smaller channel thinking it would never get reached. It happened, she showed feet, there's a whole bunch of lobotomized retard coomers who watch her, more came because of it, and then Metokur covered the situation on one of his Odysee streams. The pits thing was born as a joke where Jim began talking about the increasingly more degenerate and retarded things she'd hypothetically do for subscriber milestones, things like "showing starfish at 500k", 'tummy' and etc. - she is and has been adamant in saying she won't ever actually do these things, though she still stupidly set pits as an actual subgoal if she hits 500k by the end of the year after being pressured on a New Years Goals stream last December (which isn't on track to happen, thank God).

Jim continues playing into the bit to this day, lowering the 'promise' to be a lower subgoal than was actually said, and sending tards from his chat to go stir shit in hers and continuously pester her about it. He does it as a joke to innocently troll and fuck around, but then certain coombrained lobotomites from his audience who don't understand nuance think he's serious and go legitimately try and beg/guilt/pressure the impressionable autistic woman into doing real-world coomer content for them under the guise of 'you promised cancer man Jim!!! Last dying wish!!!!' because they just want to turn everything they touch into porn, not realizing that Metokur would make fun of their behavior in any other circumstance.

That's basically the summary.
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I was wrong. This is legit the most autistic post on this site. Asking for a joke to be explained IS pure sonic blue Autism, but explaining a joke in this much detail is Autism cubed.
 
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I already bought a hat from him a year ago, so I didn't feel like I needed to buy anything from him for his last go around.

That said, I hope Jim either passes quietly into that goodnight, or else he continues to do plenty of "last steams" until he finally dies. Because this steam was hilarious. There are few online figures willing to laugh at their own plights. He's one of very, very few.
 
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namvata said:
The jim cycle:

>make videos/stream
>get bored of doing it
>"aw shucks the cancer is acting up again, gotta go!
>take half year to year long break
>come back and ride hype wave because everyone misses your shit
>repeat

Gotta give credit where it's due, it's a really effective marketing strategy
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He's the McRib of streamers.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
Is this Special Poetry Slam 2? Lmao.
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Who's the black chick who is normal (in so far as being able bodied, talking normal, and seeming like a normie compared to the other special needs types around her) in the background of this video? Is she the special needs class teacher or minder/nurse in charge of them?

Also, I need to know the website where I can make AI covers of songs sung by Jim. Because I really need to hear an AI impersonator of Jim sing Hit 'Em Up and Welcome To the Terrordrome or The Fight Song.
 
Titty Figurine said:
Do you happen to have the name of the song or a link handy? Didn't get a chance to open a tab to find it and your comment just reminded me that he said he found it on Odysneed but not much else.
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I saved it because I know kino when I see it

Francis E Dec drops the bass
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Who's the black chick who is normal (in so far as being able bodied, talking normal, and seeming like a normie compared to the other special needs types around her) in the background of this video? Is she the special needs class teacher or minder/nurse in charge of them?
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The general consensus seems to be that her being a nigger is her disability.
MirrorNoir said:
I need to know the website where I can make AI covers of songs sung by Jim.
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1. Download RVC-GUI
2. Download Jim AI model
3. Download song in question
4. Split instrumental and vocals (there are many ways to do this, look up "online vocal splitter" or something like that)
5. Input the resulting vocals track and the AI model location into RVC-GUI, press convert and wait for it (you may want to fuck around with pitch settings if the vocals were sung by a woman, -12 is generally what you'd want, but don't be afraid to experiment).
6. Once the program is finished doing its thing (and you're satisfied with the result - otherwise you may want to fuck around with other settings too), combine the resulting track and instrumental track in some audio editing software, like Audacity.
and done.
 
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