Lolcow John Sakars - What a faggot lol

JambledUpWords said:
He isn’t a troll. His ideas and execution of said ideas are crazy enough to make you think he’s a troll. His ideas on how a government should run are so out of touch with reality. He is unironically a communist and a militant vegan.
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Oh god...I guess I just always hope for the best in people you know. You see someone like John Sakars and think "Wow yeah, no one is actually like this" and you get proven wrong and now nothing makes sense.
 
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Freaks who masturbate at work are the worst. They think nobody will catch them but it's so obvious, and there are such gross social dynamics at play in doing it.
 
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Autistic Screeching feat. John Sakars

John stating the obvious that the disabled get more action than he does

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He even admits it :story:

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Here, he admits the last time he had sex was in 2013

John released a new song

These are the lyrics:
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This includes gems like
“Animals are people too” and “open the gates of every farm and zoo”
 
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Armitage said:
A video forgotten in the last post and that really fits well with the theme of last page with the sex songs. Please be advised this song does have a naked john in the video
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The song is just as crappy as the original download. In the comments, people are asking him if he’s a registered sex offender and comparing him to Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
The song is just as crappy as the original download. In the comments, people are asking him if he’s a registered sex offender and comparing him to Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
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To quote James Ellroy, Sakars "vibes creep" like virtually no other individual I've ever encountered, online or IRL. His whole shtick is the mixture of attention-whoredom, sexual obsession, gross immaturity, utter lack of boundaries or social sense, and psychic despair you'd find in a guy who flashes elementary-school kids.
 
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I had the idea of checking back on him as he still is one of my favourite lolcows and as normal there is a large number of new songs.

First of all, are we sure he actually ever had sex?
Fuck the whole concept of virginity. Sex doesn't make anyone less "pure." Virginity is a social construct that stinks worse than manure. Virginity contributes to slut-shaming. Sex can be fun, so please stop framing sex in a negative light. Policing sexuality ain't right. If you have sex, you don't lose anything. On medieval social practices, do not cling. Don't make people feel ashamed just for having fun. Having sex doesn't change anyone. The concept of virginity, we need to ditch. Slut-shaming makes all of our lives less rich. Having sex doesn't change who you are. Whether you fuck or not, you are a star. Am I a virgin? No, I'm not. Virginity doesn't exist. Virginity is a harmful social construct that must not persist. VIRGIN. Fuck that word. It's absurd. VIRGIN. Everybody sing: there is no such thing as a virgin. No such thing as a virgin. The concept of virginity is also penis-centric, and devalues the legitimacy of lesbian sex. The concept of virginity was created by men, who try to control women's bodies. Never again. Let's lose the concept of virginity altogether. It is none of our business whether someone has had sex with many people or none. Shaming people about sex should never be done. Am I a virgin? No, I'm not. Virginity doesn't exist. Virginity is a harmful social construct that must not persist. VIRGIN. Fuck that word. It's absurd. VIRGIN. Everybody sing: there is no such thing as a virgin. No such thing as a virgin.

Apparently some people are impersonating him on youtube, he actually responds quite more reasonable than I expected


And the weirdest thing for me is that we can't kill any animal ever, but abortion is quite alright. If you are so in favour of life that nothing can ever die you should be against abortions


Other than that a bunch of anticapitalism stuff saying we need communism or something and remixes of some of his older songs
 
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Armitage said:
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That sure is convincing.

John lives, or at least lived, in an area geographically close to the riding of Niagara West. Niagara West’s Member of Provincial Parliament, Sam Oosterhoff, has recently made comments regarding reproductive rights that would draw the ire of John and his associates. This might be something worth monitoring, especially if John is still residing in Southern Ontario.
 
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Armitage said:
I had the idea of checking back on him as he still is one of my favourite lolcows and as normal there is a large number of new songs.

First of all, are we sure he actually ever had sex?
Fuck the whole concept of virginity. Sex doesn't make anyone less "pure." Virginity is a social construct that stinks worse than manure. Virginity contributes to slut-shaming. Sex can be fun, so please stop framing sex in a negative light. Policing sexuality ain't right. If you have sex, you don't lose anything. On medieval social practices, do not cling. Don't make people feel ashamed just for having fun. Having sex doesn't change anyone. The concept of virginity, we need to ditch. Slut-shaming makes all of our lives less rich. Having sex doesn't change who you are. Whether you fuck or not, you are a star. Am I a virgin? No, I'm not. Virginity doesn't exist. Virginity is a harmful social construct that must not persist. VIRGIN. Fuck that word. It's absurd. VIRGIN. Everybody sing: there is no such thing as a virgin. No such thing as a virgin. The concept of virginity is also penis-centric, and devalues the legitimacy of lesbian sex. The concept of virginity was created by men, who try to control women's bodies. Never again. Let's lose the concept of virginity altogether. It is none of our business whether someone has had sex with many people or none. Shaming people about sex should never be done. Am I a virgin? No, I'm not. Virginity doesn't exist. Virginity is a harmful social construct that must not persist. VIRGIN. Fuck that word. It's absurd. VIRGIN. Everybody sing: there is no such thing as a virgin. No such thing as a virgin.

Apparently some people are impersonating him on youtube, he actually responds quite more reasonable than I expected


And the weirdest thing for me is that we can't kill any animal ever, but abortion is quite alright. If you are so in favour of life that nothing can ever die you should be against abortions


Other than that a bunch of anticapitalism stuff saying we need communism or something and remixes of some of his older songs
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Not gonna lie, those 3 girls are the hottest baby killers I've seen in a while.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: straight edge is a dignified lifestyle choice, not a last resort.
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It's been 3 years and this is still difficult to read.

RodDangerous said:
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Do you think he believes there's woman out there that treads this shit and thinks this is cute?
 
Some more songs from John Sakars
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John Sakars LARPing as Yang
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John getting back to his vegan roots
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John makes himself sound like a period fetishist in this song. Apparently, wearing blood stained underwear from a woman he knows is “fighting the patriarchy”.
 
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An Sionnach Seang said:
does this utter berk not realise that capitalism is the reason he can live the lifestyle he does?
that fact alone is a more damning condemnation of it than anything that's ever come out of his mouth
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This is a recent video of his, saying that everything should be free. He has no idea how lucky he is to grift off of others, while getting to make crappy music. From what I heard, he might be living with one of his siblings.

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This is a new video from John. Apparently he wants everything to be “liberated”. This is what was said in the comments of his video:
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He’s clearly brain damaged from veganism.
 
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I could've sworn this guy was a troll who just made his whole life a huge troll. Like a 21st century version of Andy Kauffman or something. But from his videos in the last couple of years it's pretty obvious he's completely serious.

I'm apparently spending my Saturday watching his videos, so here are some of his older ones that have not been posted yet.

John keeps obsessing over not getting laid. It's not a bad song, tbh. Not good, but not bad.

John's genital obsession is here again.

John is a friend of the lesbians, too.

Why would anyone pass the opportunity of making an instrumental to this totally awesome vocal composition? It's a Billboard hit waiting to be made if I've ever seen one.
 
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