Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[bangdingow]

Is there some explanation for why he eats from prison/military trays instead of like....a plate?

It's another disgusting thing that Indians do.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

After looking at all the evidence, I have come to the conclusion that this is all very, very retarded. But it's also really funny, so please, carry on everyone.

 

[Easterling]

Is there some explanation for why he eats from prison/military trays instead of like....a plate?

You get takeaway's in them, my theory is he's too much of a broke nigger to own crockery.

 

[Golden Boy]

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Clearly Dan is hiding under the table, showing his two stubby manlet hands. Cog's hand is the trooned up one that is attempting to look like its coming from the side of the camera.

 

[Autischic]

It's more likely that Cog would do hand drag than have a white passing wife. However, both of these are more likely than Cog planning and executing a successful op.

The simplest explanation is probably the truth here: Cog is a crossdresser. Team #Cogdresser

 

[Zilortha]

Clearly Dan is hiding under the table, showing his two stubby manlet hands. Cog's hand is the trooned up one that is attempting to look like its coming from the side of the camera.

This is the funniest theory I've heard so far, so it's what I want to believe.

Realistically though I think it's Dan's wife's hands. That explains almost every strange thing about that video imo.

 

[Golden Boy]

Is there some explanation for why he eats from prison/military trays instead of like....a plate?

It's a third world thing. The metal trays are lot cheaper than other materials.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I just now saw the featured post lmao this reminds me of old school trashfire attention whore posting. I didn't think Cog would stoop that low for attention.

 

[JaneThough]

I’m gonna comment just as a woman who gets acrylics, that looks like an acrylic set that’s grown out (I.e. should have been filled in like a month ago). I have zero faith that any man on this board, featured or otherwise, is savvy enough about nails to think to fake that.

 

[AltisticRight]

Okay, yeah. I won't turn this into another tripod thing so I'll keep it brief.

There is a cut here:

You can see it from the audio and the visuals as well.


The reflection of Cog was in the first bit but not the second. The lid is now lined with condensation but the ceiling fan and light is still clearly visible.
The lid handle "teleported".
Two clips were stitched.


(That's a shallow casserole that's around 25 pounds delivered on Amazon, what a pleb.)

Then we have this:

It takes lamb around 20 minutes for rare and 30 minutes for medium. In the video, clearly the lamb was put in raw, and the end has the lid open with cooked lamb (looks like medium well) revealed. Clearly there was a cut.
Yeah, those are her claws. If you're asking why they appear so white, it could just be lighting and Cog's shitty Chinese Android putting on a little Chinese princess whitening filter or his wife could be half White.

I'm also going to do the unthinkable and defend her cooking. It looks fine. Curries don't need presentation, they are usually presented in trays like this with some condiments and dosa/appam.
Her cooking is leagues above any Sektur scum and better than the average burger, or a Masterchef by Bong standards.
My only nitpick is this:

Cog is so broke, he can't even afford a proper wooden chopping board. She's cutting microplastics and whatever unknown scum adhered to this plastic cheap garbage into Cog's curry.
Her onion cutting skills are pretty good though.
Look, I can go full snobbery and call her a lazy bitch for using some cheap circular grinder for her spices instead of a mortar and pestle which... that's too much isn't it?

 

[Obscura539]

The fact that the most interesting thing happening in the sektor is whether or not cog is a giant fucking loser or a colossal mega loser is hilarious. Ralph is currently so boring that this is taking precedence over him is sad yet funny.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).
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Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

Clearly Dan’s hands

 

[AltisticRight]

The fact that the most interesting thing happening in the sektor is whether or not cog is a giant fucking loser or a colossal mega loser is hilarious. Ralph is currently so boring that this is taking precedence over him is sad yet funny.

Welcome to the Sektur, today we infight about camera angles, pale pajeet paws and Cog's curry catastrophe.
While Ethan Ralph is stacking superchats and digging deep into Deni his torta like a KING.

Common Ralphamale W.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

To everyone still on the hand drag train: take your L and stop coping.

They dont look like woman's hands because they a British woman's hands.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Should change the text below to "You're Gonna Curry That Gunt"

 

[Geekthulhu]

Am I the only one that thinks it's retarded as fuck that there are people fighting over this Cog Poojeet Cooking video like it is the Zapruder film for as long as it has?

Like if you aren't trying to look like thin skinned retard autists... You are failing on a massive scale.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Instead of him trying to own people with a hand, how about you just show your wife?


Cog's wife.

 

[Geekthulhu]

Instead of him trying to own people with a hand, how about you just show your wife?

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Cog's wife.

The Walmart Great Value - The Crow.

 

[PauperVita]

Am I the only one that thinks it's retarded as fuck that there are people fighting over this Cog Poojeet Cooking video like it is the Zapruder film for as long as it has?

Like if you aren't trying to look like thin skinned retard autists... You are failing on a massive scale.

I am just enjoying the increased attention on Cog. If not for the cogdressing argument people wouldn’t see this guy flexes food that looks like literal shit served to him on a prison cafeteria tray.

 

[GaryGray]

Nails look scuffed asf but those are a woman's hands.

Edit: I WAS RIGHT. KEEP SEETHING SEKTOIDS
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Cannot believe Cog would go so far as to buy a movie prop hand to keep up the charade that a woman would actually put up with him.