A blonde woman went to her doctor on a follow up visit, fuming angry.
"Doc, you no good son of a bitch, I still have hemmorioids!" she screeches at him.
Doctor says. "Wait, I prescribed you some suppositories that were supposed to help with that? Didn't they?"
The woman, indignant, says "Hell no they didn't! For all they were worth, I might as well have stuffed them up my ass!"