Have you ever wanted to have
money? Money's pretty cool. Jordie D. here polled his followers and it turns out the most stressful thing for his followers. It turns out people who send this guy $67-$100 every month to watch his cartoons and join his Discord are generally bad with money. Weird, I know. This is you, the virgin
But we're going to make you a Chad. You see, money is pretty cool if you've got it. Spirit Science wants to make
you a spiritually attuned millionaire so you can make the world a better place
by giving it all away
Jordan was concerned for a long time about making money. People told him that spirituality doesn't generate money and, if it does, he'd be a sellout. Him being a sellout is not really the point, though. To understand
how to make money what must first ask ourselves..."What am money?"
And I'm glad that you asked that question. Because to answer that question we must first turn to
God The Demiurge The Oneness The Deity/Energy Force that you believe in. Remember that when looking for the truth of money, we must look into the Oneness of Creation...including the devil. Why? Because he's part of the oneness and it would be rude to keep him out.
God's everywhere, man. And money is part of God. Money brings abundance, food, health hookers, etc. Therefore, poverty doesn't exist, but the
consciousness of poverty exists. Yes, he really says this. By believing in poverty you are allowing poverty to exist. Why are impoverished areas poor when they're next to rich areas? To him, money is
so tightly connected to the "universal energy of being" that poverty stems from simply refusing to allow yourself to receive the money energies
Money energy is as natural to us as a fish in water. It's at this moment Spirit Science goes full Lib-Right and says money is a limitless energy than can be used to quantify value and affect change in the universe. Also holy shit based third pic
So let's get into our first lesson: Money is
not the root of all evil. Where did you ever hear something so ridiculous? Family? Friends? It was church, wasn't it?
Silly little initiate. The Bible doesn't say money is the root of evil. Okay, like, sure. It does. But does it
really? You see, people thought Paul was writing the book of Timothy, when really it might not have been. Also, Paul's writings may have been altered to make him seem less mystical and gnostic than he was. Besides, Timothy hated the gays, so it couldn't be
that spiritual anyway.
Lesson 2: Rich people (don't) suck. You've heard the global pedophile elite is bad? Forget allllll of that for a minute. Rich people are actually kind of cool. It just depends on how you use your money.
Lesson 3: Don't focus on deals. AKA Spirit Science is not offering promos on their expensive ass membership so stop asking
Lesson 4: SPEND YOUR MONEY GOD DAMMIT - this lesson is about 2 minutes long and, ironically, the cheapest section of the video for them to make.
Lesson 5:There is no use in being financially free, because you never know what will happen tomorrow. That's dumb and you are dumb for believing it. You should aim for financial
confidence - which I assume is just believing what you're wasting your money on is for a good reason. Now that you're red pilled and based, we can move on to the real meat.
