Horrorcow Jordan Duchnycz / Spirit Science / Jordan David River / Jordan Pearce - New Age pseudoscience powers ACTIVATE - now with rape!

[Autopsy]

Typical deep state
dip shit
dodging solid points,
focusing on semantics,
in service of semetics,
he fails when faced with dialetics.
Maybe because he's diabetic
everything he says is diarhetic
coming off as so pathetic
now fuck off or be kinetic
or sit back and watch some hat tricks

Ignoring whatever nonsense you're on about, this rap/poetry(?) is godawful.

The hard stop on "deep state" ruins the tone you set by starting with "typical" which has a lot of syllables leading in, typical is a garbo word to throw in at all since it's clunky, so unless you're trying to make it sound academic or leading into rapid-fire assonance (typical deep state, cynical fear and hate, too critical- your mistake, predictable- past your due date, etc.) you shouldn't be using it at all.
"antics" and "itics" (it's not even etics) are completely different sounds, yet you drop the "sem" theme immediately. Why? You have words like seminal (-> subliminal), seminar (-> commissar) that would make way better transitions out. You also swap from 2nd person to 1st person with the "now fuck off or be kinetic" line which confuses the target. "You" is an excellent word for rhyming abuse, so if it's directed at "he" specifically and not making fun of him to "the crowd," there's no reason to stick to "he" when you're not formulating it the same way each time you use it. It just slows down the reading and makes it seem less punchy.
If you want a transition you could start with set-up like "let me tell you a story" or "look at this fagget" (pronounced to rhyme with "dip-shit") and break off to a more direct spiel targeted at the recipient after you've explained all the reasons he's shit. It could even be sympathetic, to "open his eyes."
If you're going to do a hard rhyme swap after multiple slants then you should lead into it with an ABA instead of cutting over straight to B, something like saying you're "spiritually slick," that he's "godless sick," or "thought he had the biggest dick." Hopping straight into "hat tricks" just makes you sound "kind of thick."

I fully expect and hope to get an army of puzzle pieces for this post, but butchering the English language like this when people who speak in ebonics regularly do better is a cardinal sin.

 

[maguyver16]

Dare I say? based.

The Hidden Spirituality of Gaming

As apart of our Hidden Spirituality series, we are trying something new - we are doing the series as a LIVESTREAM! Let us know what you think in the comments...

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A lot of this feels like listening to guys from religious youth programs I used to be a part of as a kid, but with. you know, more New Age jargon and word salads.

There's one point, around the 34 minute mark, where Jordan discusses the fact that technology and real life will be "intertwined" ever more increasingly in the next century, how it is an inevitability, and how humanity will need to find the balance between the two. Which should be a no brainer to anyone under the age of 65 in any modern country.

He also expresses a desire for a gaming equivalent to ayahuasca, because we still gotta beat that dead horse.

I find that a lot of what he says, again, is just common sense, wrapped up in some mystical or clinical mumbo-jumbo. It's kind of the same problem I have with Jordan Peterson, in fact, it's kind of interesting in how those two parallel, though Peterson sticks closer to traditional Abrahamic values, and Spirit Science with mysticism.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It's actually something that the beat generation were all into because it sounded exotic and guys like William S. Burroughs and Hunter S. Thompson talked about. As such it's been filtered through the cultural zeitgeist until we get to today where Q-Tards believe it somehow keeps the elite young. Although seriously if it did Hillary Clinton wouldn't look like a ghoul.

All this stuff is really cool and interesting from a fiction perspective, it really is some comic book anime material except people do unironically believe it. Like if i read The Incal comic and think is a documentary and try to fight space battles in my super saiyan merkaba form, not gonna happen but is fun though, it makes people want to believe is true.

Picture , what spirit science people think they are doing

 

[Screw Danlon]

So, for people who follow him... does he actually believe the stuff he teaches? Or is he like L Ron Hubbard, and he knows it’s all bullshit, but he keeps doing it because it’s profitable?

I just look at some of the stuff he says and it’s so, just... STUPID that I have trouble believing anyone can unironically believe it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

i don't know if it's been stated already, but most of what spirit science says is derived from the ancient secrets of the flower of life, by Drunvalo Melchizedek. basically the whole of their video the hidden human history movie is the narrative of malchizedek's book.

Oh yeah he's deeply influenced by that guy or "Thoth" as he likes to refer to himself.

Sorry to break it to you man, but according to Spirit Science's The Conspiracy of Everything documentary, you're experiencing the Mandela Effect and are experiencing dimensional interference. Maybe try meditation or two weeks of ayahuasca to correct this

Ah yes the Mandela Effect. The one go to thing that people with faulty memories immediately refer to whenever confronted by their memories not matching reality.

But it's such a weak explanation. It's always limited to things like the names of breakfast cereals, lines spoken in movies, or logos being different. It's never anything big. So we're to believe that in every reality JFK was killed on Nov 22nd 1963 but that cereal was named "Fruit Loops" and that's the issue?

 

[Autopsy]

So, for people who follow him... does he actually believe the stuff he teaches? Or is he like L Ron Hubbard, and he knows it’s all bullshit, but he keeps doing it because it’s profitable?

Both. He's a druggie, so he cycles through periods of self-awareness and grifting to fund more drugs, and true belief as a function of "spiritual awakening."
One example of this is John Lilly, who chugged LSD & Ketamine for SCIENCE; when interviewed amidst his "studies" he was very aware of the damage it did to his brain but still viewed the experiences as real, when he was off the drugs and looking for more funding he denied any sign of negative effects and emphasized further the experiences as real and pivotal to mankind.

If you want to try to decipher which is which, look for how declarative Jordan gets. When he's on these highs he makes claims and pretends he has substantiated them, like when he introduced space Jews and the chakras to his weird pseudoscience philosophy. When he's trying to net more cash, he starts pretending he's merely "opening minds" and sharing things "which might be true" and not necessarily his own beliefs.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

The Spiritual Money Movie ~ Master your Financial Reality!​

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"""Spiritual""" grifting grinds my gears, but pretending to be an actual financial wizard is in a league of its own for awfulness. Money is not "inherently good", and it's really horrible that this rart is trying to convince people that it is.

Spoiler: church music

When the glorious disciples were enlightened at the washing of their feet before the supper,
Then the impious Judas was darkened, ailing with avarice,
and to the lawless judges he betrays Thee, the righteous Judge.
Behold, O lover of money, this man who because of money hanged himself. Flee from the greedy soul which dared such things against the Master.
O Lord who art good towards all men, glory to Thee!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Both. He's a druggie, so he cycles through periods of self-awareness and grifting to fund more drugs, and true belief as a function of "spiritual awakening."
One example of this is John Lilly, who chugged LSD & Ketamine for SCIENCE; when interviewed amidst his "studies" he was very aware of the damage it did to his brain but still viewed the experiences as real, when he was off the drugs and looking for more funding he denied any sign of negative effects and emphasized further the experiences as real and pivotal to mankind.

If you want to try to decipher which is which, look for how declarative Jordan gets. When he's on these highs he makes claims and pretends he has substantiated them, like when he introduced space Jews and the chakras to his weird pseudoscience philosophy. When he's trying to net more cash, he starts pretending he's merely "opening minds" and sharing things "which might be true" and not necessarily his own beliefs.

Certain drugs can, with proper use, open up avenues that before weren't there or weren't obvious. Carl Sagan, famous astrophysicist, said that he regularly smoked weed at night to help him unlock his mind and come at his understanding of the cosmos from a different direction and he claims to have discovered things this way. Or George Carlin had famously said that when he writes he'll write several pages of material completely straight. Then when he's done he'll take a hit of weed and, as he puts it, it's "punch up time!". And if the things he writes are still funny the next day when he's off it then he keeps it.

The difference there is they already had a basis to work with. Carl was a scientist and George was a comedian. Smoking weed or taking drugs will not turn a dummy into a genius. Nor will it reveal the secrets of the universe to you.

Jordan is just some New Age wootard who thinks he's being deep and philosophical while sounding like a complete and utter retard.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I met a black couple once who were into this channel. They were teaching spirit science history to their kids.

Down with the white man's fake history!

 

[HiramTheGrift]

I met a black couple once who were into this channel. They were teaching spirit science history to their kids.

Down with the white man's fake history!

Were they Black Hebrew Israelites? Imagine being raised with Spirit Science as your religious background holy shit

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Were they Black Hebrew Israelites?

Yes. Is this a common thing among the Black Jewish culture?

 

[Coolio55]

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Just found out that the final boss of Cruelty squad is an obscure Gnosticism reference and that there's a sect on 4chan that gives reddit a run for it's money when it comes to novel length memes.
Thank you Extra Credits.

 

[maguyver16]

I met a black couple once who were into this channel. They were teaching spirit science history to their kids.

Down with the white man's fake history!

Down with the white man's fake history!

Taught by the whitest man I have ever seen!

 

[HiramTheGrift]

Yes. Is this a common thing among the Black Jewish culture?

Wow, it's hard to know where to begin with these people. Black Hebrew Israelites aren't really Jewish. They're, generally speaking, a cult split between a few sects. They have unorthodox teachers and are more Pan-African Christian than religiously Jewish. It's almost exclusively an African American phenomenon and their beliefs are weird. There should be a community thread on these people now that I think about it. The more extreme members believe white Jews are devils that are trying the replace black people as real Jews. Their mystical beliefs would be compatible with the woowoo thinking of Spirit Science I'd bet

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

There should be a community thread on these people now that I think about it. The more extreme members believe white Jews are devils that are trying the replace black people as real Jews. Their mystical beliefs would be compatible with the woowoo thinking of Spirit Science I'd bet

They sound like they overlap with the Hoteps and the KANGZ.

 

[Reynlodo]

I know someone off a conspiracy loony toons forum that used to believe in this stuff and how we needed to astral project and shit. Having watched the "movie" and remembering the shit he said, you're only left with the feeling that even if this shite was real, those ascended Nacaals are probably the biggest idiots and you should be doing the exact opposite of what they say, considering they let a comet hit Earth, almost got it destroyed, according to THEIR OWN STORY.

Obviously, it's all bullshit though, but can't believe how many idiots believe this shit

It's that time of day again, let's review a Spirit Science movie! I was thinking about watching Plandemic but I wanted to watch something animated. I have never watched his videos on money, so I suspect there's some good value in this. It's 1 1/2 hours long, so feel free to pop some popcorn.

The Spiritual Money Movie ~ Master your Financial Reality!​

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Spoiler: Hiram's Review for Money Myths

Have you ever wanted to have money? Money's pretty cool. Jordie D. here polled his followers and it turns out the most stressful thing for his followers. It turns out people who send this guy $67-$100 every month to watch his cartoons and join his Discord are generally bad with money. Weird, I know. This is you, the virgin
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But we're going to make you a Chad. You see, money is pretty cool if you've got it. Spirit Science wants to make you a spiritually attuned millionaire so you can make the world a better place by giving it all away
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Jordan was concerned for a long time about making money. People told him that spirituality doesn't generate money and, if it does, he'd be a sellout. Him being a sellout is not really the point, though. To understand how to make money what must first ask ourselves..."What am money?"
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And I'm glad that you asked that question. Because to answer that question we must first turn to God The Demiurge The Oneness The Deity/Energy Force that you believe in. Remember that when looking for the truth of money, we must look into the Oneness of Creation...including the devil. Why? Because he's part of the oneness and it would be rude to keep him out.
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God's everywhere, man. And money is part of God. Money brings abundance, food, health hookers, etc. Therefore, poverty doesn't exist, but the consciousness of poverty exists. Yes, he really says this. By believing in poverty you are allowing poverty to exist. Why are impoverished areas poor when they're next to rich areas? To him, money is so tightly connected to the "universal energy of being" that poverty stems from simply refusing to allow yourself to receive the money energies
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Money energy is as natural to us as a fish in water. It's at this moment Spirit Science goes full Lib-Right and says money is a limitless energy than can be used to quantify value and affect change in the universe. Also holy shit based third pic
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So let's get into our first lesson: Money is not the root of all evil. Where did you ever hear something so ridiculous? Family? Friends? It was church, wasn't it?
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Silly little initiate. The Bible doesn't say money is the root of evil. Okay, like, sure. It does. But does it really? You see, people thought Paul was writing the book of Timothy, when really it might not have been. Also, Paul's writings may have been altered to make him seem less mystical and gnostic than he was. Besides, Timothy hated the gays, so it couldn't be that spiritual anyway.
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Lesson 2: Rich people (don't) suck. You've heard the global pedophile elite is bad? Forget allllll of that for a minute. Rich people are actually kind of cool. It just depends on how you use your money.
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Lesson 3: Don't focus on deals. AKA Spirit Science is not offering promos on their expensive ass membership so stop asking
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Lesson 4: SPEND YOUR MONEY GOD DAMMIT - this lesson is about 2 minutes long and, ironically, the cheapest section of the video for them to make.
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Lesson 5:There is no use in being financially free, because you never know what will happen tomorrow. That's dumb and you are dumb for believing it. You should aim for financial confidence - which I assume is just believing what you're wasting your money on is for a good reason. Now that you're red pilled and based, we can move on to the real meat.
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I'll probably finish the rest of the video a bit later but now I have to do work in the physical plane of existence
Also he tries to sing at 26:10 and it's just...interesting

I see he's supply side Spirit Scientist now. You'd think rich people were the most oppressed people in society

 

[Gay Harry Caray]

When will Conan liberate us from the cult of Set and the demigod Thulsa Doom?

 

[Edilg]

God. I remember watching one of their videos years ago and wondering what the hell I was hearing. All I can remember is they claimed Thoth has a interdimensional paper thin ship hidden under the Pyramid of Giza.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

God. I remember watching one of their videos years ago and wondering what the hell I was hearing. All I can remember is they claimed Thoth has a interdimensional paper thin ship hidden under the Pyramid of Giza.

I remember watching these dudes videos when I was a kid, I got confused as fuck and clicked off, all I remembered was them talking about the hollow moon or some shit. Pretty much all these dudes left with me is "Ancient cities like Troy actually existed"

 

[Kosher Snake]

So, for people who follow him... does he actually believe the stuff he teaches? Or is he like L Ron Hubbard, and he knows it’s all bullshit, but he keeps doing it because it’s profitable?

I just look at some of the stuff he says and it’s so, just... STUPID that I have trouble believing anyone can unironically believe it.

wouldn't surprise me if that's the case