Horrorcow Jordan Duchnycz / Spirit Science / Jordan David River / Jordan Pearce - New Age pseudoscience powers ACTIVATE - now with rape!

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Sometimes I'm a little jealous of these types of nutjobs.

Meanwhile, others live in a boring reality of decay and tedium where there's probably no faster-than-light travel, space travel is extremely hard to begin with, magic appears to be baloney, everything seems to require a lot of effort, and Mars is a desolate uninhabited wasteland.

I can see the appeal of believing in "Spirit Science".
 
I don't know if it was mentioned before, but im almost positive the reason why Jordan is so cuckoo is that he takes Ayuhuasca every single night.

It's mentioned im this video around 6:00 (which i linked before hahaha), but there's another video where he talks about it more in depth Indont think is around anymore.


I've never met someone who abuses psychedelics for years and doesn't end up with some kind of induced schizophrenia. Now I don't care much about psychedelic users, if it helps with your health or spirituality or some shit it seems benign enough.

But I think tripping hard every day is bound to mess with your sense of reality and of self. It doesn't seem like Sprit Science has gotten any loonier over the years, however in this video ad for a retreat center in Costa Rica he says that he evolved into a higher place of leadership in his business thanks to it. And that Ayahuasca cured someone's cancer. He makes sure to put the cancer testimony about 50 minutes in after going on about how magical Ayahuasca is and shilling non stop for the slightly culturally insensitive retreat.


On the Retreat center: I mean call me cynical but it doesn't get any more cliché for a new age grifter than having partnered with Deepak Chopra.
 
Okay, FUCK them for screwing up the Kabbalah.
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I've never met someone who abuses psychedelics for years and doesn't end up with some kind of induced schizophrenia. Now I don't care much about psychedelic users, if it helps with your health or spirituality or some shit it seems benign enough.

But I think tripping hard every day is bound to mess with your sense of reality and of self. It doesn't seem like Sprit Science has gotten any loonier over the years, however in this video ad for a retreat center in Costa Rica he says that he evolved into a higher place of leadership in his business thanks to it. And that Ayahuasca cured someone's cancer. He makes sure to put the cancer testimony about 50 minutes in after going on about how magical Ayahuasca is and shilling non stop for the slightly culturally insensitive retreat.



On the Retreat center: I mean call me cynical but it doesn't get any more cliché for a new age grifter than having partnered with Deepak Chopra.
Taking any hallucinogen regularly is bound to fry the user's brains. I had a buddy in college who was brilliant but totally pissed away his potential when he started doing acid, shrooms, and mescaline regularly. I'm not sure if he's ever done DMT or ayahuasca but I'd be shocked if he hasn't. One time I did a brownie with him and the fucker put acid in it without telling me. That was not a pleasant experience other than when I could hear Paint it Black in the dorm room next to mine and the sitar solo came on. One sememster I had a serious bout with depression and his advice was "take more drugs, just not the pharmaceutical shit", which was pretty much his go to advice for everything. Eventually he ended up dropping out of college and now he just begpacks in Latin America and Asia, with his doctor and lawyer parents enabling it.

Take an egomaniac like Duchnycz and give him drugs regularly and you have a recipe for disaster. Duchnycz has always been a patholigical bullshitter, but he's always been susceptiple to falling for other people's bullshit and integrating it into his own. Now that he constantly does ayahuasca every day he probably believes his own lies.
 
he markets his stuff as the "hidden knowledge big tech doesn't want you to know"
This is the first clue that anybody that uses it is full of shit. Whenever they say this is something "they don't want you to know" you can safely discount it as being ramblings of a conspiracy theorist or con-man.

If some wasteoid dropout has managed to have figured it out then somebody smarter and more capable than him has already figured it out and made it available.

Jordan reminds me a of a guy I knew in high school. The same type that was all about conspiracies and aliens and crap. He'd always go on about how he and his friend were slowly working out the world actually worked, were planning on how to make it a better place and by the time they were 30 they'd be running the country because they "knew" more than anybody. Whereas in reality it was like that scene in "Revenge of the Nerds II" when they're all lying on the beach getting high. One says something deep and they're all blown away by it. Then Ogre, the Alpha Beta that got stuck with them says, "have you ever wondered what would happen if 'dog' was spelled 'C-A-T'?". They pause and then again act like it's the deepest thing they've ever heard.

That's what weed can do to you. It makes everything sound deep.
 
Spirit Science has built a Tolkein-level lore
I know what should bother me is the insane cult leader sucking money and status off followers he's manipulated into believe his stupid shit, but my inner grammerwaffen has me mostly focused on misspelling Tolkien

I before E except after C, nigga
 
I think it's just the name. They think it sounds all sci-fi and impressive. Adreno-Chrome? It's like Adrenaline, but the Chrome version! Must be some sort of super-adrenaline with super properties!
It's actually something that the beat generation were all into because it sounded exotic and guys like William S. Burroughs and Hunter S. Thompson talked about. As such it's been filtered through the cultural zeitgeist until we get to today where Q-Tards believe it somehow keeps the elite young. Although seriously if it did Hillary Clinton wouldn't look like a ghoul.
 
I can see how people fall for his grift/cult. The name is brilliant: spirit science. It appeals to new age people that think "well I'm spiritual but I also think scientifically. " The only thing is there isn't any real science involved. He takes different pieces of religions and blends them into one singular belief system. I guess people are actually that retarded to believe in his snake oil selling. Jordan definitely doesn't have the charisma to attract followers, so he had to make up all of this lore.
 
He's been known to get a bit aggressive when questioned about inconsistencies. He expects anyone who would follow him to not ask questions and blindly take him at his Thoth's word.
I think there was a time Oney talked about how Psychicpebbles almost got in a fist fight with SS because of pyramids

Ayuhuasca every single night.
Damn son. Doesn't that shit make you puke? Would he get over that at some point? I've seen many an acid casualty, but constant use of something that hard would Syd Barrett someone in a span of a few years. Itd be a shame to see him turn out like this

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Also, does he hold any kinds of meetups? Or has he in the past year or so? If the cult activity simply stayed online, it'd be hard to scope out to what point this guy could pull a Jonestown.
 
. He takes different pieces of religions and blends them into one singular belief system. Jordan definitely doesn't have the charisma to attract followers, so he had to make up all of this lore.
Except he doesn't.
He's a genosamuel.

Jordan's theories, as bastshit as they are, were all invented by another crackpot called Drunvalo Melchizedek.
Jordan does not have the creativity to spin his own fantasy. His YouTube network is based on someone else's crazy books.
 
I think there was a time Oney talked about how Psychicpebbles almost got in a fist fight with SS because of pyramids


Damn son. Doesn't that shit make you puke? Would he get over that at some point? I've seen many an acid casualty, but constant use of something that hard would Syd Barrett someone in a span of a few years. Itd be a shame to see him turn out like this

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Also, does he hold any kinds of meetups? Or has he in the past year or so? If the cult activity simply stayed online, it'd be hard to scope out to what point this guy could pull a Jonestown.
I've always wondered how legitimate his claims of taking acid and ayahuasca before he sleeps are. I've done acid a handful of times and if I didn't take it before 10 AM I'd not sleep all night. I've never taken Ayahuasca, but I assume the principle is the same
On the other hand, if you do a lot of acid I could see you getting used to it and maybe being able to sleep.
 
I think there was a time Oney talked about how Psychicpebbles almost got in a fist fight with SS because of pyramids


Damn son. Doesn't that shit make you puke? Would he get over that at some point? I've seen many an acid casualty, but constant use of something that hard would Syd Barrett someone in a span of a few years. Itd be a shame to see him turn out like this.
Yeah, he got super angry with Zach about the pyramids, and it was a hilarious story.

It is a shame about Syd Barrett, he was my favorite front man for Pink Floyd. He had a pretty good single career, made some really good music. Sorry if this was powerleveling or derailing the thead.
 
Y'all want to talk to lizards and sheeit?

Check it:https://twitter.com/i/status/1385941924687777794
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I feel like most of what he says here is merely just the intuitive understanding of a creatures habit. Which is something you would naturally be aware of, especially if the creature is your pet cat.
 
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Except he doesn't.
He's a genosamuel.

Jordan's theories, as bastshit as they are, were all invented by another crackpot called Drunvalo Melchizedek.
Jordan does not have the creativity to spin his own fantasy. His YouTube network is based on someone else's crazy books.
Oh yeah, I forgot he mentioned that guy and his book. I haven't watched Jordan's videos in a long time. Thanks for correcting me.
 
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