Lolcow Jordan Jereb / Wriggle / ROF militia - Florida seccesionist and complete fuckup

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.........You are actually proud you have a thread on a website for mocking imbeciles.

@Jaimas, hand me the good stuff, there no way I can deal with this level of stupid sober.
This is one of the few times I'm glad that there are so many liquor stores near by.
 
@RepublicOfFlorida, just to repeat here what I told you in that PM where you spammed more of your edgelord bullshit:

You're all a bunch of pathetic wannabe terrorists and I hope the government you rage against punishes you to the fullest extent of the law if you ever try to make The Turner Diaries (which I noticed is part of your reading list) real.
 
"Some of you may ask, how does the Zybourne Republic of Florida work? Imagine five pudding fuhrers standing at the edge of a cliff. When the first pudding fuhrer goes off the cliff...well, that's where we are right now."

ETA: we really need Zybourne Clock smilies.
 
@RepublicOfFlorida, just to repeat here what I told you in that PM where you spammed more of your edgelord bullshit:

You're all a bunch of pathetic wannabe terrorists and I hope the government you rage against punishes you to the fullest extent of the law if you ever try to make The Turner Diaries (which I noticed is part of your reading list) real.
I'm from Oklahoma, and I remember the terrible day of April 19th, 1995 when Timothy McVeigh bombed the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City because of Waco conspiracy anti-government bullshit. I really, really hope that law enforcement is ready to move if these shitheads look like they're going to do something violent. 168 people died, including young children (there was a daycare on site) because of dumbasses like these mouth breathers.
 
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So can someone tell me why they spray painted their vehicle with a can of Krylon Matt Black?
 
By the way, are they just copy pasting from their blog?

Also, Doesn't Jordan Jereb have a curfew?
 
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https://www.wtxl.com/news/state-rep...cle_78e098cc-4314-11e8-be8e-5f8f702fe813.html
http://archive.is/jWAxx
The investigator also said the Republic of Florida is a fictional organization, with Jordan Jereb is its only member.
 
His own lawyer tried the "he's a harmless idiot" defense. I wouldn't be surprised if an actual right-wing terrorist group that has more than one member and is organized enough to plan an attack uses him as a fall guy.
 
His own lawyer tried the "he's a harmless idiot" defense. I wouldn't be surprised if an actual right-wing terrorist group that has more than one member and is organized enough to plan an attack uses him as a fall guy.

Robert Jay Matthews and the Order robbed banks and armored cars and murdered a Jewish talk show host who criticized them in his driveway, the ROF couldn't hold up a Zaxby's.
 
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Does anyone else read his name in a cockney accent, like "Juhdan Jerb"?

And :story:. It's just too bad Juhdan got himself arrested, I wanted to see more autism from him.
 
Florida is gay, gross and looks like a penis. Jordan can have his faggoty state.
 
I'm from Oklahoma, and I remember the terrible day of April 19th, 1995 when Timothy McVeigh bombed the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City because of Waco conspiracy anti-government bullshit. I really, really hope that law enforcement is ready to move if these shitheads look like they're going to do something violent. 168 people died, including young children (there was a daycare on site) because of dumbasses like these mouth breathers.
If they wanted to go OKC they'd be the easiest job any undercover cop ever had.
 
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