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This cow has had it coming for a really long time now. I've actually just started looking into him myself after I found out about this thread about a week ago or so. It's downright criminal that Josh hasn't been discussed more in this thread because he's a massive lolcow. In fact, he's an even bigger lolcow than most of the cows I'm currently watching right now!
Anyways, Josh is such a consoomer manchild that he's literally caused me to think deeply about all of the merch I've ever bought from any specific brand or franchise. Like him, I also really like Nintendo, but I definitely don't have an affinity for it as large as Josh does (and certainly not a love-hate relationship with it). Because of him, I'm starting to consider whether or not I've bought "too many" Nintendo games throughout the years...
I shouldn't fret too much about this though because I will certainly never become as big of a consoomer as Josh is (and never become obsessed with Halloween and shoes).
Throughout my time researching this cow, I've come up with a few questions that I'm hoping will eventually be answered by me and the other kiwis here as we find out more about Josh:
I'm so excited that this thread has been resurrected and I can't wait to discuss Josh more with the rest of you guys here! Halloween is gonna be a big day on the farms.
Anyways, Josh is such a consoomer manchild that he's literally caused me to think deeply about all of the merch I've ever bought from any specific brand or franchise. Like him, I also really like Nintendo, but I definitely don't have an affinity for it as large as Josh does (and certainly not a love-hate relationship with it). Because of him, I'm starting to consider whether or not I've bought "too many" Nintendo games throughout the years...
Throughout my time researching this cow, I've come up with a few questions that I'm hoping will eventually be answered by me and the other kiwis here as we find out more about Josh:
- How did Josh get all of his money? - It's pretty evident that Josh has a lot of money as shown by the large house he lives in and all of the various things he's bought over the years (shoes, Nintendo games, Halloween stuff, etc.), but how did he end up with all of this money in the first place? I've been thinking that he might come from a rich family, but I could somehow be wrong about this. Hopefully a dox will come out soon so I and other kiwis can get a good idea about how he obtained all of this wealth.
- How long was Josh married to his wife? - During my research, I've found out that Josh was married to his wife during his stint as a pornstar and when his YouTube "career" was just starting out. This all would've been occurring during 2009. However, I'm not sure what year he married his now ex-wife and how long their marriage lasted before they got a divorce. Like I brought up before, hopefully a dox might provide us with some answers. When I found out that Josh was married at one point in his life, I was shocked. Who'd agree to spend the rest of their life with such a huge manchild? Maybe his consoomer tendencies didn't start ramping up until after he divorced her. The divorce could explain why his obsessions with Halloween, shoes, Nintendo, and other things gradually began to spiral out of control.
- Is Josh an only child, or does he have siblings? - Josh comes off as a pretty spoiled asshole to me. He seems like his was the kid who always got everything he wanted from his parents, which is why I wouldn't be surprised if he's an only child. If he isn't though, then that could be pretty interesting because it might imply that a sibling rivalry might've occurred.
- How did all of Josh's weird obsessions start? - Probably the biggest question here besides the first one I asked. Part of me thinks that he became obsessed with all of the things that FeatherDuster discussed due to a deep desire of wanting to relive his childhood, but there could also be another factor at play here. Escapism could very well be that other factor. All of Josh's consoomer antics remind me very much of YandereDev in that both of them seem to use video games in order to escape from the daily struggles of real life. Hopefully we'll get a definitive answer to this question too.
I'm so excited that this thread has been resurrected and I can't wait to discuss Josh more with the rest of you guys here! Halloween is gonna be a big day on the farms.